#wangxian would be 20 yrs into their marriage and lan qiren would still be waiting for lan wangji to see reason and get a divorce | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

l33n1s · 2 months ago

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*Lan family dinner*

Wei Wuxian: I'm pregnant

Lan Qiren: LAN WANGJI HOW CAN YOU BE SO IRRESPONSIBLE, I EXPECTED BETTER FROM YOU. THIS IS RIDICULOUS, DON'T GO RUSHING INTO THESE THINGS. CHILDREN ARE A HUGE RESPONSIBILITY.

Lan Wangji: ... As we're aware...

Lan Xichen: uncle... they've been married for 3 years? They're in their 30's?

#lan wangji #lan xichen #lan qiren #wei wuxian #wangxian would be 20 yrs into their marriage and lan qiren would still be waiting for lan wangji to see reason and get a divorce #he reacts like it's a teen pregnancy and then when the baby is born he asks to babysit multiple times per week #lan qiren: I'm not helping you with the baby don't call me dont text me #also lan qiren: where is my little nephew? how dare you keep him from me.#he would be insufferable

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