#wandavision wallpapers

[prplocks]

♡☆♡ wandavision wallpaper

reblog if you save ▪︎

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[luvscreens]

↳˳🐚;; ❝ like or reblog if u use/save, dont repost or copy ᵕ̈ ೫˚∗: @itscolour

[seven7arts]

THIS IS INSANE 🙎🏻‍♂️👩🏻‍🦰

[saturnemcgrath]

[billygoat26]

Here! Have multiple versions of something I spent an hour and a half of my life making! Yay!!

Probably should have cleaned up the lines before posting this but oh well..

Edit: also, both hands have the grey shit on the fingers cuz at one point both Agatha and Wanda had the Darkhold so.. why not!

[strawberrysnscreams]

Requested by @agatha-harkness-my-love :))

Hope you like ittt

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

[xvivinx]

[shelbgrey]

Wallpapers

Here's somemore wallpapers I made.

[cuddleghostxo]

Back after a break of a couple years 😂💕

Hey beautifuls~

Gonna start by

º reposting old fics,

º posting the ones I never did posted,

º posting new stories

Glad to be back let's get this show started ;)

[spitgoregraphics]

WANDAVISION HOMESCREEN + DOWNLOAD

iphone 11 + ios 16.4.1

apps needed: shortcuts, widgetsmith

please no redis! nobody wants a watermark on their wallpaper, so download with integrity, and link to this post.

kindly reblog if you enjoy/use!

—spitgore :3

[dewo13]

[rootspiral]

Agatha All Along deep dive: episode 3 part 3

(Wandavision entries: [1][2][3])

(AAA entries: ep1 [1][2][3][4] ep2 [1][2][3][4] ep3 [1][2][3] ep4 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][+1] ep5 [1][2][3][4][5] ep6 [1][2][3] ep7 [1][2][3][4][5][6] ep8 [1][2][3][4][5][6][7])

lilia: falling through time, desperately trying to help alice

agatha: bitch I'm trying to save myself!!!!! oh she's so awkward when she thinks lilia's going mad. she's a moment away from grabbing a broom and going there, there like in that 30 rock scene

I know they had a relatively low budget for this show and it was such a blessing in disguise. they invested in great sets and instead of cgi they relied on classic cinema tricks that I find so satisfying?? Idk if it's just nostalgia talking. here they simply move the camera away for a moment, lower the lights and move the actor in position, and it makes for an amazing jumpscare.

baby lilia asking 'vuoi vedere?' do you want to see? because it is a choice for lilia. for a long time she chose not to use her gift- she was simply too powerful, she saw too much, and the knowledge of the future scarred her and made her an outcast among others

alice's smile at seeing a vision of her mom T-T

why inconvenient? what was jen doing? she was an obstetrician and midwife. she was helping women out with herbs and pagan knowledge passed down from mother to daughter. Back in the day midwives were struggling to get their skills recognized in an increasingly male dominated field, they were advocating alternative treatments for women constantly humiliated by condescending modern doctors - from forced bed rest to insane asylums to lobotomy in worst case scenarios. think Charlotte Perkins Gilman's short story, The Yellow Wallpaper. think about everything that happened to Virginia Woolf.

we know that alice was a teenager when lorna died in a fire. she wasn't well, alice says, and we see now that she had a drinking problem. it's equally possible that the demon got to her or that she set herself on fire out of desperation. and if lorna could feel her own mother dying, alice could too.

daang great zombie makeup on the teacher lady

lilia when her incredible abilities made her able to see Death: burdened by knowledge way beyond the scope of humanity she goes into exile

agatha when her incredible abilities made her able to see Death: you know what I'm gonna tap that

I saw people saying that because the Road wasn't real nothing that happened in the show mattered, that they all died for nothing. I disagree completely, and not only because Billy's chaos magic is so astonishingly powerful that he can create a functional Road out of thin air. like, it wasn't a trick, he made it real. But more importantly, what happened to these women, their experiences, their growth on the Road is real. Even if Billy didn't do it on purpose, even if it's fucked up that a teenager can essentially go, you know what would be cool? if they all experienced their deepest trauma! but that's the point, that's the point, that's the whole damn point of the show. life is chaos and nonsense and heartbreak, it's up to you to find a meaning where there isn't any. look at lilia! the lesson is not that you're going to die, but what you choose to do with the cards that you're dealt, with the time that you're given.

while Patti clearly has an american accent, she is speaking correct sicilian, tutti morti su' - they could have had her talk in italian and hardly anyone would have noticed, but they went above and beyond with the details. the latin in the show is also rather impressive, like they actually hired experts rather than relying on google translate

agatha has gotten too used to run leaving a pile of bodies behind. not so easy to consider them just food when you have to live alongside them and witness their feelings, is it?? first wanda and now this!

@perpetualanon pointed out yesterday that agatha also had selfish reasons for wanting to save billy, i.e. she didn't want to risk him being poisoned because who knows what horrors a hallucinating billy could create. Yes! exactly that! it's always worth saying that when agatha has these fleeting moments of compassion and altruism it's in the context of a whole lotta selfishness. i think of her as that drawing of Stitch's badness level, her whole body is almost filled to the brim with awfulness and there's only a thin layer of goodness that she's constantly trying to smother. her actions on the Road are almost entirely selfish, but for the first time in centuries she's surrounded by people, like Lilia here and Jen and Alice and especially Billy, who are accidentally nurturing her almost atrophied good side. and lemme tell you she's pissed about it!

of course these two don't know what a sous vide is, one is dirt poor and the other eats people.

I'm gonna take a stand for zoomers here, he might have never learned what counterclockwise means, but millennials like me would also have hesitated and tried to picture it in our minds. because a lot of us lack spacial intelligence and are generally rather dumb

the shock and terror on her face when she hears nicky crying

another great special effect achieved only with lights and the cast shuffling out of frame

they show the darkhold because they need to mislead viewers and can't give nicky's story away just yet, but doesn't it make sense that agatha would see it? all these centuries blaming rio, and deep down agatha is haunted not by Death, but by her own actions and choices. the way she kept Nicky isolated and unsafe. the way she insulted his memory by going on killing sprees instead of letting herself mourn. the way she used the darkhold to corrupt her soul more and more, because she was never brave enough to confront her guilt.

kathryn hahn really said, do you want Emotional Devastation???? do you wanna see a woman SUFFER? do you want your heart put through a blender??? I can do that in TWO seconds

agatha wants to NOT DIE so badly that she has to drop the clown act and give jen a proper pep talk. because she knows what makes people tick and she can uplift just as well as she can destroy, she can help jen because she knows her so well. there's always that potential there, all of agatha's talent and her intelligence and experience could shape her into a great mother and sister in a coven. a potential that evanora refused to see and that will likely never be fulfilled.

and the irony, the irony of never wanting to hurt jen, to deliberately avoid going after her - because she's a midwife. because nicky was stillborn, because she had to give birth alone in the woods. agatha believes with all her heart that jen's work is fundamentally good and important. and yet she was the one who bound and tortured and violated her. she was so fucking focused on herself that she didn't even realize she was tramping and destroying everything in her path like a mad steamroller. she allied with the enemy, she went against her community's best interests. there's a lot to think about there, I really want to explore it more

patti during that hot ones episode

NOW YOU GUYS REMEMBER HER. and of course it's alice who does

your internalized stereotypes are really testing lilia's patience, billy (and while they consider the oven sharon is writhing and dying on the table)

how it started: jen pushing lilia out of the way

how it ended: "you are my sister in the craft" 🥲

I love you patti lupone

alice is strong! alice is noble! alice is pure of heart!

gee i wonder why

they had to add a goonies poster in billy's room because of this scene, but i guess disney didn't want to buy the copyright so the poster says "the goofballs"

agatha shoving everyone and then kicking jen twice for good measure

my guilty pleasure is watching reactors on youtube (don't judge) and everyone, everyone had my same reaction to sharon's death: she is not really dead. it was too unceremonious, too sudden. you cannot have debra jo rupp unconscious for half an episode and then get rid of her like that, she's too talented, too funny, how can they keep the humor up without her? if sharon is gone they don't want to watch anymore! no, they're gonna bring her back for sure, they're witches, they're going to find a way.

And then Alice dies, and it's unfair, it's too sad, she just had her big victory! that doesn't sit right with you, that the writers would do her so dirty. And then Lilia dies.

Wanda said it from the very beginning: we cannot reverse death, no matter how sad it makes us. Some things are forever. Sharon's death was horrible and uncomfortable and senseless on purpose, because these shows are about the exploration of grief. How can you make peace with the impossible? How can you reconcile yourself with a nice fun lady dying after losing her last shred of agency, scared and alone and forgotten? Didn't she deserve so much more than being just a casualty of witchfolk drama? And how can you reconcile yourself with someone as good and as wonderful as Alice dying in such a cruel way? What about the death of a parent? of a spouse? of a child? What about your own death, as inevitable and inescapable as your birth?

I'm posting this one early cos I didn't sleep last night and I wanna take a nap now 🥲 when I'm tired i ramble, I knew that already. sorry-y!

we get to episode four tomorrow, and y'all know what, or rather WHO, that means!

go to episode 4 part 1

[dearhartselfships]

i just saw the marvels and, mutuals im apologizing now for the woman im about to become. i'm going to start using the tag "mcu spam" so you can block that if you want to. my gushing and spoilers are going to be under a readmore.

OH THANK GOD IT WAS GOOD. like yeah i was going to be obsessed with it. obviously. My fucking HUSBAND!!!!! WAS IN IT!!!!!! (for like 30 seconds at the after credit scene.) BUT THANK CHRIST IT WAS GOOD.

first, my coherent-ish thoughts on the movie:

like ok it wasnt high class cinema. it's a marvel movie. but it was still really sweet!!

kamala is still the absolute sweetest kid. ofc she's going to be the heart of their little team-up. and i'm so happy her family was in the movie too. It was such a crucial part of her show, it'd be such a shame if they just totally neglected them. (i mean they weren't like Main Characters but they were still present in general which is nice!) iman vellani absolutely crushed it-- i hope she had fun on set, because it looked like she was having a blast!!

monica's characterization was wonderful too, i loved how her character has stayed consistent from wandavision! (her instincts to de-escalate conflicts is present, thats such a compelling trait for a hero to have.) and her meeting binary at the end broke my heart! Q_Q whatever they're paying teyonah parris isn't enough, the way her voice broke when she was crying made me misty eyed.

and captain marvel!!! i really feel like they put a lot more work into making her feel more like a character this time around. dgmw, i loved captain marvel. but i really feel like they took the time to flesh out her character a lot more this time around! ok frothing at the mouth time:

him!!!!!!! MY HUSBAND!!!! HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

my irl husband spoiled it for me, which honestly good call I would have Caused A Ruckus if I saw that raw in the movie theater.

HES!!!! HERE!!!! AND SO PRETTY... NO CLOSED TOE SHOES. CROPPED PANTS. NO SHIRT HIS BIG HAIRY NATURALS. my husband is HERE and he is NOT following lab protocols.

HE LOOKS SO FUCKING CUTE OMG???? his TEEFS!!!!! HIS TEEFIES!!! and his HAIR!!!!! it looks so soft i want to rip wallpaper with my teeth! AND THE hands. his fucking hands. he's got his sharp little CLAWS, HOOWEE.

kelsey grammar did a phenomenal job with the voice acting, as to be expected. like. yeah, it does stink that he didn't get blue'd for the cameo but STILL. "confusion is but the first step on the journey to knowledge."

[seven7arts]

The final of the hex and the reality || Wandavision and Agatha All Along.

[ginnsbaker]

https://www.tumblr.com/ginnsbaker/753719092647690240/speaking-of-yearning-this-is-going-to-be-the-most?source=share

To Anon,

Bhie, that's not a dumb question. Ako nga tinatanong ko rin yan sa self ko everytime na naghahanap me ng bagong picture nya as locksreen wallpaper ko. Hahahahaha!

Pero i think we can all agree that in DSMOM and the entire press junket of it altered every lesbian brains!

I'm gonna share my story, I already noticed her in Endgame. But i was hyperfixating to Gentleman Jack, so it was just super short lived. But then WandaVision happened, i didn't watched it for her at first, but for KATHRYN HAHN instead. And her seeing in a black and white filtered comedy skit episode made me feel something like "Holy shit is she even real person?" . I had already browsed her interviews only. but then again, my hyperfixation for her last only for a month because I'm hyperfixating some actress that time (Aside from Kathryn Hanh)

Then DSMOM happened, and THIS video https://x.com/ECOlsenUpdates/status/1670519853742948355?t=XxOG5JeGyksGOrPhYiE-fA&s=19 that almost every moot of mine RT made me go back to her to the extend of listening to her *gulps* h--hu--husband 😣 music. And yeah, they were my Spotify top artist last 2022. PLUS, the Wanda x YN series on Tiktok that swarmed my fyp. Can't remember what video I started watching then i went to Ao3 for more fics like that, then Wattpad then on this app for 2 years now.

Nangungusap yung mata nya. Like i think that plus her button nose and sharp jawline makes her sex appeal oozing. Plus her laugh make me go all simp for her like a high school kid. She screams MILF and Baby girl the same time. That's one of the reasons why i like her. (That I've realized now, but there's still yet to discover kasi I yearn so hard for Elizabeth Olsen)

I saved the asks related to why sapphics are drawn to Wanda/Lizzie since they're long lol :P

Grabe, it took a lot of chances and "encounters" for her to draw you in, but when it happened... wala ka na kawala :P

"Nangungusap yung mata nya." -> this is the realest. I think her eyes alone can entrap you >.<

"She screams MILF and Baby girl the same time." -> oh my god yes!!!

I think after watching her interviews and the fact that she gives off introverted vibes is also part of the reasons that reeled me in :D

[random-conspiracy]

One of the ideas I love more is the concept of conceptual disease. I explain myself:

Picture an infection. Something that grows and grows over something else, changing the characteristics of it. Until it's completely absorbed and changed.

Now, this is easy to picture with a lemon and some mold. Slowly growing, turning the bright yellow color of the fruit into a green and gross fungi ball.

Now, grow bigger! Imagine a disease growing over a body. Or even bigger, black mold growing in a house.

What happens if we change the infection for something "different". Imagine that instead of the fungi infection caused by the mold, the infection was "candy".

The infection starts again, in the lemon. Slowly growing. First as a dot of sugar, just a grain and nothing else. Then one more and another more. Now a little area of crystalline yellow matter replacing the organic zest of the lemon. A day later the infection is over half the fruit. A piece of lemon candy with stripes and reflective glossiness of sugar. At the end of the day, there's only candy. An nothing more.

And now, grow this idea! A house that's turning into candy and bread. With glass turned into clear pieces of sweet. Bricks halfway into the clay and to the taffy. An infection that grows and grows changing and mutating everything that touches into itself.

And you can go farther.

Remember Wandavision? Where everything is recontextualized and transformed into a temporal sitcom related item? Kevlar build and rebuilt into 70's clothes. Militar tents turned into a circus. “Wanda, you control even the wallpaper.”

In architecture, industrial design and almost every expression of art the Styles are a prominent feature. Everyone has recognizable characteristics related to shape, color, material, placing, etc, etc, ETC.

Imagine a stain that appears in the wall of your living room. A white stain in the middle of a wallpaper room. And then, when you go to look at it the next day you see something new. The wallpaper around the stain is now loosing its color. A point of nothing in a sea of color and texture.

The next day is even bigger. You can barely see the shapes of the flowers that yesterday decorated the area. You don't mind it, you don't care, and to bed you go again. And again, and again. And slowly, almost quiet the stain devoted the wall.

There's nothing left. An impeccable wall of white stucco. Without a single dot.

And now the infection creeps to the lamps in the ceiling, the tiles of the floor. Overriding the shapes and the colors into planks of pine painted gray. The house is sick, your plantpots are too, in your house a disease is tacking over the tables and the chairs bending their materials without their consent into abstract shapes of nothing and neutral colors.

It grows.

It bends.

It kills and it shapes.

It changes.

They found you in bed. A clean an well done bed, without stains or smell. Textures, colors, anything else that could scream anything beyond the endless white of the ironed sheets. The house is quiet, incapable of voice. Little succulents adornate the grayness of a shapeless door.

They found you but they're not quite sure who you are. Because as you can see or you could like to, if you saw yourself in a mirror (a rectangular mirror. In a colorless, unused bath) you couldn't guess it too.

Not a hair out of place. Not a sound in the place. Not a single recognizable feature in your face.

Just the eyes, the ears, the nose, the mouth; the case, of a live-love-laugh middle class white girl.