#wales luvvvvvs iggybach so much he deserves to fuck him sososo much
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luciality · 1 year ago
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yall know i live for kirkland family drama
i just love the idea of scoteng fucking on the dl and they are NOT dating they are just brothers who fuck and they're both adults they are normal about it. its not even weird. well okay maybe it's a little weird but they are weirdos so it's like wotevah. i am an iggyswitch truther but i think in their relationship scot would just have no interest in bottoming for england and well no one can fuck iggs as good and hard as him so they are both satisfied with the arrangement. and anyway i think they start escalating and doing more risky shit during sex (artie in particular rly pushes for doing it in places they're more likely to be caught) and i think this results in wales walking in on iggybach and scottybach mid fuck. after he stands there like :0 he goes off on scotty having a go at him for defiling and hurting poor little artie and is that any way for a big brother to behave and hes about to jump on him and beat him to death and arthur has to interceed like WHOA alright alright rhys thats enough ali didnt DO anything to me alright we were just fucking and im the one who started it so dont go killin 'im over it. and rhys is like :,(((( why did u ask him to have sex with u iggybach why didnt u ask me for sex do you love him more than u love me even though ive always been here for u no matter how you treat me i love you so much more than scot does so why does he get to stick his cock in you :,( and then arthur blushes a bit and hes like well honestly i didnt think you'd be interested... thought you mind find it a bit weird, and i didnt want to upset you by suggesting it. see? i respect you too much to have sex with you. so really, you shouldnt be upset at all that alasdair and i have been fucking, because that actually means he's my least favorite brother! and this attempt at lying fails epicly bc now both scotty and wales are like ://// bro. so they spitroast iggy as punishment for being a stupid lying slut and everyone is happy after that and now little bro iggy is the family cum dump :) win for artie
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