#wake up peepaw it’s time to FUCK

[whitegoldtower]

Baron Afanas from WWDITS would be a great faceclaim for Vingalmo.

Would. Would so hard.

Tired of pretending that old man isn’t hot because HE IS.

[angelic1angel]

Joel miller blurbs

pairings: peepaw!joel x f!reader

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Joel Miller who.. once wrote you a note that said, "BE BACK SOON< SEE YOU AT DINNER. I LOVE YOU!" (for some reason he writes in scratchy, all capitol letters). when he left early for patrol and wouldn't be back till late. and ever since then you've been leaving notes for each other every time you know you wont see each other.

Joel Miller who.. carries you up to bed after movie night. your head resting on his shoulder as he scoops you up in his arms walking lightly to your shared bedroom pulling back the covers to place you down softly.

Joel Miller who.. snores... he snores so loud you've had to wake him up, close his mouth, put a pillow over his face and more. but no matter how loud he snores you always cuddle him.

Joel Miller who.. is a caregiver. im 1000000% sure that man would to anything and everything to please you both physically and mentally. he's a giver. whether its making you breakfast in the morning or going down on you in the morning before work he's there to please.

Joel Miller who.. visits your bakery every lunch break just to watch you work. he'll just stand there not saying anything and if he is he's trying his best to make you laugh to see you smile, or asking about things around the shop just so he can listen to you ramble on about something you love.

Joel Miller who.. is confused when you tell him to 'have a self care day'. he was planning on spending his weekend with you so when you prompted for him to have a 'self care day' he was reluctant. but then you offered to pamper him meaning you'd still be with him all day he was all for it.

Joel Miller who.. lays in bed reading his book, his glasses handing low on the bridge of his nose. all this sudden you're laying on his chest, rubbing his stomach then strattling him and before he tries to take off his glasses, you frown and shake your head and deny when he says he looks old and something else about how you're crazy.

Joel Miller who.. loves eating all your cooking and baking. every time you make it to his work before he finds his way to yours, you're coming with a box full of some baked goods for him and his coworkers and an extra lunch for him. no matter how much you do this he's always just as shocked and great full as the first time you did it.

Joel Miller who.. wakes up at sunrise nearly every morning. some days he'll kiss your forehead, pull you closer and snore his way into a deep sleep again. other days he'll get up and start your day for you, making you breakfast talking ellie out of a bad decision for the first time today, and having a cup of tea for you when you come down. but most days hell watch you sleep and play his life back in his head to try and remember what good things he's done to deserve you, till of course you wake up and remind him he's more then worthy of love.

Joel Miller who.. always makes sure you get off, like always. even when you offer to just take care of him he pulling you off your knees, into his lap, pulling your panties aside just grazing your clit and mumbling something about how watching you cum is how he gets off.

Joel Miller who.. breaths shakily into your ear as he fucks you senseless whispering your name and sweet nothings into your ear. his hand cupping your face making sure your as close to him as possible. his hand trails down rubbing your clit, he bites down a smile when your moans become slurs of his name.

Joel Miller who.. has gone down on you far more times then you could count. every chance he can get his peppering kisses down your torso reaching your waistline. he takes his time pulling your panties down, dropping them to the floor and taking a second to really look at you. your hair messy under your head, lips parted partially from want and the other part from moaning. he'll kiss down your thigh placing your knees above his shoulders before going to town.

Joel Miller who.. takes his time teasing you throughout the day. calling you sweet names in the morning smiling all wide. on his daily lunch visit his kiss lingers longer, the hand on your waist staying even longer. till you both are on your daily walk home at night and he's touching you even more then usual. when you tease him for it he acts clueless knowing it'll all make sense later when your moaning his name pulling at his hair as he eats you out.

Joel Miller who.. very clearly loves you very dearly.

[dani-ya-dig]

OKAY!!! IM LISTENING TO THE NEW PROJECT MERIDIAN AUDIOS SO THOUGHTS UNDER THE CUT!!

So if you like rambling click read more :D

Something’s Wrong:

“…one with– empathy” UGH THAT DROVE ME INSANE!!! I don’t even think it was intended to be such a powerful line, but I love that the asset having the ability to empathize was emphasized, especially since E’ Laetum is half of the Meridian and he (if I’m not mistaken) created Empathy demons. He is of empathy so anything that enters the meridian should be as well and that’s IFBDKDDNKDFB! Again, don’t think it was like super intentional, and I’m just reading into too much but I love that.

“Can’t get good help these days”. Old ass man. Geriatric motherfucker. Hey peepaw, do your hips hurt, I need to know if I should bring my umbrella with me when I leave the house.

OKAY THIS ISNT SILLY HAHA ANYMORE WHAT THE FUCM WAS THAT??? “Wake them up”????? “I didn’t mean to hurt anybody” ???

Also James sounded so aggressive when he asked the asset what was wrong? Hello?? Quit that.

Oh– okay– they have– they have imprisoned demons working on this. Alright. That’s– certainly something. (I don’t like it. I don’t like it at all)

Wait no how did Asset know about the Solitaries?? Hell I haven’t even heard of them since that one Vega audio from forever ago that I barely remember.

“Be diligent. Be skeptical. Be strong.” Be swift as the coursing river? Will all the force of the great typhoon? Will all the strength of a raging fire perhaps??

“Cold. An overextension. A presence unwanted. Unfeeling thing… you are not needed. You are not enough” LEAVE MY BEST FRIEND ALONE ASSHOLE! I mean, technically correct but also I LOVE THEM!

But also this is very much coming back to my point of what I was saying earlier with Empathy being a major point in making Asset!

While Asset can “feel empathy”, it’s not real empathy. It’s manufactured. An imitation of it. Not the real thing. And E’Laetum knows that. In fact when Asset was in the meridian it was mainly E’Laetum’s voice speaking, when in the past we also heard Min’ara’s voice intertwining with his own. E’Laetum immediately clicked Asset as being unfeeling, and rejected them.

Okay, so the meridian just… repelled them. Spit them back out. That could have been way worse all things considered. Frankly it’s shocking that Asset survived at all to me. I mean, I assumed that since they were made of physical matter, human or not that the Meridian would treat them as they do humans. Just completely destroy them, unravel them. So why did they?

THE PHONE RING AT THE END??? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN???

I see some people in the comments talking about a time loop. God I hope that’s not the case because I will scream. Putting my bets in (as someone who sucks at theorizing) maybe none of that actually happened and was just a premonition of what was to come for Asset if they continue with what they are doing.

I mean Asset apparently already has knowledge of stuff they aren’t supposed to (solitaires being an example of this). Maybe they are having like visions from somewhere else? Although that leave the logistical question of how could you send someone a mental image if they don’t have a brain?

Someone’s Right:

HELLO?? THE RECORD PLAYER??

Erik Redacted I can never tell what you add in for cool effect and what seriously means something and it is driving me crazy.

As a horror fan I am eating well with the creepy ass distorted music though :D

ANTON!!! I MISSED YOU!

God referring to Anton as a “soft-spoken technician” was so correct. Flashbacks to how I don’t remember anything from his first audio because I couldn’t hear what he was saying. (I have audio processing issues shhhhh)

WAIT SO THE MERIDIAN JUST SPIT OUT ASSET WITHOUT HURTING THEM AT ALL??? WHAT THE FUCK?? Anton says “physical fine” implying that their hardware wasn’t damaged, or very minimally damaged at least? That’s so weird, again considering the Meridian literally physically unravels humans and destroys them when they try to go through them.

Okay so basically, Assets metaphorical brain was overloaded with information, and they are trying to evolve with that information within the proper time or means to do so. Got it.

James needs everyone out by yesterday he is so sick of this shit and just wants to see his spouse.

ohhhh so they did try to destroy Asset but couldn’t. That makes much more sense.

WAIT WHAT IS ASSET MADE OF THAT LITERAL GODS COULDNT DESTROY THEM??? That is one sturdy ass robot. God.

Backups?? Ehhh I don’t like the way James is talking about these living people with feelings and autonomyyyy

Oh so we weren’t actually worried about any damage that Asset sustained during being spit out and we’re just gonna send them back out as long as they were in one piece enough to go back in. Great! That’s not horrifying at all!

Feeding the demons with all the energy they could possibly need. Except for the serenity demons, who are probably in so much pain, lmao.

Innate want to help?? You mean that the Asset wants to do the thing they were specifically designed and then programmed to do? Yeah James, what choice do they have?

Poor Asset. That’s always what I’ve kind of thought about, since it was revealed what Asset was for. Was what happens after they get the data? Will they just be destroyed? They don’t know any life outside of their creation and purpose. At least not first hand. Not really.

HELLO??? WHAT??? JAMES??

Okay. What the metric fuck is going on??? I need someone smarter to lay this out for me because what the hell. I love project Meridian but I fear I’m far too stupid to get this.

So like… that seemed like James was reaching out to them in a dream, but he is a telepath not a dream walker (though he probably went to college he probably knows dreamwalking). But even so there is still a weird– time travel element in there and??? Huh??? I have so many questions and I need the next update NOW.

[anextravagantliar]

veilguard spoilers ahead - as it has been fifteen days and Knife time

I haven't been explicit with the words, even though y'all know my thoughts.

I am glad he's dead. Oh my God.

NOW ONLY WE the people CAN FUCK WITH HIM

I cried like a baby the first thirty minutes because Tepid got the first run, and I will tell you this: Tepid said wait, hold on, but as soon as Solas opened his big mouth, I was like yep, he's cooked, put me in the ground too.

Let's briefly break it down to explain why I clocked it in as the knife went in. Peepaw is fifty-one— at most fifty-two at the start of datv, and he chooses to walk up a set of stairs and get into a hand fight with a man with a loaded gun. One, he's not that strong anymore. Rook helped him up over a barrier - which can be chalked up to being nice, but if we're playing in this sand box here's the truth - peepaw has been on a horse and walking around Thedas because Charter said so and is not in great shape at the start of DATV. He's tired, and this is an exhausted man's last march; you can call it if you listen and hear Varric ask Rook to take care of the team. Okay, Phil Coulson, see you in Agents of Shield for some reason.

To be honest with you Varric could have taken Solas in a fight in the middle of DAI - but to me that stops at the well.

Solid delivery and diabolical, very few notes. I love the elves, but I hate the skirting they get. Solas I am kissing you on your big bald dumb head, there are at least four ways around what you have to do and I love that you pick the messiest way each time. My favourite ending for him is the one where he goes a bit loony toon villain at the end. I get he was mad, but it's the same thing as the blood magic line; I listened to your funny words in Haven, magic man; I know who you are. Maybe. You're the star of the show. You're awful and the worst. Cried like a baby when Tepid's Inky and Solas chose to go to fade jail together.

I liked all the companions, but you can guess who I was most happy to have in the party at all times. Banter was good, I wish the team had more time to bicker and grow, but that's a me thing. Shorter timeline for this game than the last three - likely weeks or months rather than months and years.

However, I do not personally like the way Varric's death was handled outside of this. It makes my former little medical brain go mad because what do you mean your companions are just off letting Rook talk to what I assume is a table and a bed as Bianca is canonically in Harding's care - as the Xenon wants to buy her arms even in pieces. My dude, Rook, is so massively concussed. As I have had a concussion that should have killed me - someone should have been watching Rook a touch closer. Also, my gripe with DAI and having Inky wake up on a bedroll to the four idiots fighting in the snow, and then Sunday School breaks out.

I know what is happening here, and I understand why they wrote it this way as Phil Coulson'd him into the lauder of Heroes in the Great Big Sky. The good thing is I can be critical of their choices, KNOW why they made them due to pressures from EA, and then carry on with my boat.

I am fine with his death, I think it's apt as they couldn't keep all the choices, and Blabbermouth knows like everyone. Catch the one string to Rook? POWER IMBALANCE.

So what does this mean for me?

Nothing.

This blog is here to stay - and my swerve verse is simple. If you want a DATV verse, great. Peepaw is alive, and he's got a massive hunk of lyrium in his chest, or he's rattling around with Solas saying shitty things because they're stuck, and he's about to either commit a crime or figure out if he can be the crime committed.

Also, doubling down, I have built six years of Kirkwall, and I'm sinking with that ship. I'm taking Sid and Nik with me, and that's it.

Sorry.

[nezumeanie]

what’s truly killing me is the way every single character in this fuck ass game are all such losers like:

xavier is truly a titular pathetic boyfriend who can’t cook gets jealous of himself in a mask gives off such unemployed no driver’s license vibes (complimentary) there isn’t a single thing going on behind his eyes there’s nothing he can’t even express himself correctly has the midas touch is king midas was known for destroying everything in his wake

zayne is so eat alone in a restaurant and people make posts about how lonely he looks loser so wearing non prescription blue light glasses outside in everyday life cringing at unsweetened drinks awkward silence and being confused at how you can’t tell he’s happy even tho he’s frowning all the time (autism) scolds animals like they understand him and speaking to you in medical terms like you’re supposed to understand that he’s a fucking nerd who makes way more money than you do……whatever

rafayel is…….fucking annoying!!!!!! he’s whining and complaining and screaming and crying and throwing up and then he’s confused at why he’s a loser!!!! he’s whining keeps using words like he read them in a thesaurus once and gets jealous of cats actually he’s scared of cats (bc he’s a loser) and he doesn’t clean his room puts pillows under his bed sheets like he’s five years old and also probably doesn’t take his car to get oil changes just buys a new one when it starts acting funny calls you to do basic maintenance around his house and blames everything on “being foreign”

sylus is suchhhhh an inconspicuous loser because he’s a gang leader (so he’s already cringe) but outside of that one specific talent of his, being scary, there’s nothing else that he’s good at he’s bad at his favorite past time boxing bad at his other favorite past time ice fishing??? why does you like ice fishing in the first place peepaw? he loves little animals little animal Do Not love him he deliberately says the opposite of what he means not just to be annoying but also because he’s too shy to say it and makes corny fucking jokes all the time and to make matters worse he’s an aries!!!

caleb is probably the worst offender in my opinion he says things like ‘you can’t leave without my permission’ in all seriousness complains that his charts and graphs book that he’s reading in the cafe doesn’t have enough charts and graphs details on them….complains about legos between him and zayne bad fashion sense no brain cells present yet he’s giving major engineer vibes (so he’s a loser) im starting to think he only knows one singular recipe and wont stop talking about it also possibly the biggest yearner to ever exist on ever planet past present or future

[genthekick]

What your fav dbd character says about you (from a Yui main) - survivor edition:

Once again, this is only for entertainment purposes, don’t sentence me to death pls

Dwight - bald Dwight ftw

Meg - Beyoncé should sing: “Who run the world? Meg!”

Claudette - why do you keep fucking up the generator??

Jake - macho macho man

Nea - the OG lesbian

Laurie Strode - who? Seriously, does anyone play her?

Ace - you make me angry, but you’re trying

Bill - peepaw will save you!

Fang Min - we could go two ways: toxic or saviour of the world

David King - you look angry, but you’re actually aight

Quentin - who? 2.0

David Tapp - Tapp that gen please

Kate Denson - the saviour of the game AND my heart

Adam Francis - what a legend, he will die for you

Jeff - does anyone play him? 2.5

Jane Romero - tell me the truth? Do you actually play her cause she’s good or is it because she’s thiccc?

Ash - I admire you, I would like an autograph

Nancy Wheeler - will carry the game

Steve Harrington - will try and help, but at the end of the day, you’ll hear him scream on a hook

Yui - not to be biased, but… mum, she’s the one!

Zarina - Talented. Brilliant. Incredible. Amazing. Showstopping. Spectacular. Never the same. Totally Unique. Completely not ever been done before.

Cheryl Mason - you do NOTHING! Get out of the basement!!

Felix - you pop out of nowhere, making me almost shit myself

Élodie - you look like you know what you’re doing

Yun-Jin - props to you surviving in a bright fluffy jacket

Jill Valentine - FUCK THAT KILLER UP, BABY!

Leon - unless you’re a bot, you’re my guardian angel

Mikaela - I thought she was the ultimate survivor until she started running… so so slow

Jonah Vasquez - a who now? Also how do you see through those glasses in the mist??

Yoichi - a legend that I never see

Haddie - you’ve gone through some shit

Ada Wong - you are the moment

Rebecca Chambers - always dies first

Vittorio - father?

Thalita - you don’t exist

Renato - you only exist as a bot

Gabriel Soma - if you explode a gen one more time, istg…

Nicholas Cage - either legendary or A COMPLETE ASSHOLE

Ellen Ripley - you remind me of my mother

Alan Wake - my best friend, my saviour, my will to live

[nani-nonny]

OKAY!! HERE'S ANOTHER Nonny peepaw leo hunger games!!!

We start with blood bath almost everyone are running away!! The most real thing is donnie getting explosives xDD

And the leos getting as mamy resources as possible!!

Day 1

I laughed at how warrant had "sprained his ankle" tho he doesn't have it xD

The lil reunion leo got the water from the future brothers as they got instructions from future reunion xD/silly

The leo scaring another leo is ALSO CANON LOL

Purple running from splinter because he KNOWS his explosive will be confiscated xD

Oh boy i can imagine LCD having a hard time babysitting little orange, red AND lou!! As he try to NOT count disMir as a baby xD

Seeing reunion in the group i can imagine he's fucking with everyone's mental health as DMD try to be the mature one lol and hypno is like "WTF WHY AM I HERE?!" 🤣

Of future leo and APAF future leo is just so canon? Because they're leader of resistance so they're going "survival mode"

WDS future leo picking flowers is so cute 🥰

Night 1

OMG SO MANY THINGS ARE HAPPENING AND AM LIKE "THIS'S CANON!!!"

Poor baby raphie crying is making me cry! 😭😢

I believe when disMir future leo killed bm and April, he faked killing April while he sent BM's ass to the shadow realm xD

Reunion is forcing LCD to talk with him and interrogate the wet cat xD

The LIL LEOs are working together to protect each other!!

DMD future leo asking to be with future Mikey is so heartbreaking because he lost his brother and this despite begin not the real brother of his is still future Mikey from different dimension! My boy wants comfort and see them again!! 😭😭😭

Splinter getting explosives are just so funny🤣 like he wanted to confiscate donnie's bombs but got one instead xD

Lil leo begin a dick to the rest of his brother is so leo thing... Temporarily hogging the fire.

And warrant begging reunion to end him and the latter refuses because i believe hypno is looking for him!! He knows how much these two care about each other badly.

Day 2

Okay it's a dick move to ruin reunion's camp but i believe reunion excepted that to happen lol

Reunion lil leo killing the imaginary lil Mikey is so sad, hope dmd didn't see that

Speaking of dmd, he got medical supplies, probably from future Mikey after he was dead

Aaaaand WDS future leo killed future Mikey, i bet his Mikey screamed in his ear saying "THAT'S A FAKE MIKEY KILL HIM!!" LOLOL

Night 2

I can't help but imagine baby lou trying to defend her little candle by hissing and lil leo is like "calm down i won't take your candle!". Dmd future leo is like " aww she's growing fast and strong " while hypno is "Who's sassy child is this?!"

You know that reunion future leo in a team with little him & dee the old man is gonna fuck with them like "ahhhh!!" Everyone wakes up "sorry i saw a roach :)" and the kids glare at him.. But they all would turtle pile on him and reunion future leo is just hugging them as he smiles and chuckle while feeling safe because they're safe!!💙💙💙💙💜

Mercy and prayers for little leo because WDS F!Leo & LCD F!Leo do NOT like each other! I can imagine the uncomfortable aura in the air.

Splinter destroying future disMir's camp is like "why dad?!" 🤣

Day 3

THERE'S NO THAT WARRANT HAD KILLED REUNION! I BET REUNION WANTED TO WATCH THE GAME SO HE DECIDED TO ACT DEAD AND WARRANT TOOK IT AS A WIN XDDD

Raphie setting lil leo on fire was an accident, okay? AM DEFENDING MY BABY HERE!!

Night 3

In WDS Future leo's defense.. I believe he was arguing with one of his brothers and the kids thought he was losing it/silly

Warrant vs baby lou is funny, yet i can see warrant losing to lou so he asked for a truce

Hypno begging to be unalive by lcd is triggering lcd so he left him

Day 4

LCD Future leo picking flowers is just so mentally peaceful to him. He knows he needs to go back to hunt and survive the hellhole but for now? A few flowers won't hurt him.

Baby lou backstabbing her dad is just so funny like i can imagine them role playing and baby loy backstab her dad as her dad act "dead"

WDS future leo chasing disMir lil leo is funny xD

Night 4

Thinking LCD future leo staying with reunion lil leo is like "i don't like reunion but his kid needs protection" and i bet old man reunion is happy LCD is stepping in. I can imagine him say "everything goes well"

DisMir future leo is kicking out WDS future leo because he scared lil disMir leo xD "no fire for you" is what he said.

Leo destroying purple's supplies is so canon xD

Gonna send part 2 soon

Another round of leo hunger games! Exciting!

Day 1 makes me laugh so hard because Warren stone trips despite lacking legs and feet! The lil Leos scaring each other hahaaha! And wds f!leo picking flowers makes my heart melt :(((

And night 1 with wds Red makes me so sad! Don’t cry little raphie :((( and whoa! DisMir F!Leo getting the first blood, I believe? And Warren stone and hypno being separated hurts :( they need to be together

I could barely focus with day 2 when I see DisMir F!Leo thinking about home :(((

Night 2 made me laugh solely due to (a)paf baby lou is setting fires hahaha! /j but something so sweet about wds red and orange humming :(((

Oh goodness, Day 3, it has me wondering how Warren stone was capable of killing Reunion F!Leo! I didn’t see that coming at all! And hehe baby lou on the hunt. But a Raph, wds red, killing a Leo, LCD Lil Leo? That poor turtle has gotten through more than enough :( what a betrayal!

Another peaceful Night 3 and WDS red is so peaceful and good despite what he did to LCD lil leo hehe and a truce between Warren stone and baby lou hahahaha!

Day 4 made me so upset seeing the (a)paf moment between f!leo and baby Lou :( it hurts

Finally Night 4 hehe needed that moment when original leo messing with wds purple’s supplies hahahaa!

[edensinking]

I was tagged by the lovely @indigowriting ages ago and I forgot to write this! I am so sorry and thank you so much for tagging me. This got too long and I had to put it under a cut.

Tagging: I am going to tag @esta-elavaris because I love their writing!

rules: use this headcanon generator to make headcanons for your ocs! then talk about how accurate they are.

— Audrey fucked your mom.

Audrey most likely fucked your dad. She's oddly enough the only straight character I've written in the history of ever.

— Milo screams like an anime girl.

[ Steve Harvey voice ] YESSSS!!

— Julia was forced to eat cement as a child.

With Benjamin as her older brother? Absolutely.

— Rafael is afraid to close their eyes in the shower.

Yes cuz he's a little BETCH.

— Kathryn shops exclusively at Hot Topic.

Wrong. Everyone knows she shops at Lululemon and Patagonia exclusively.

— Adrian watches My Little Pony.

I cannot confirm nor deny. I can only hope he does it in the most normal way possible.

— Demetria is smart but also very stupid.

Absolutely.

— Matthew voted Reigen in the tumblr sexyman poll.

Duh.

— Sadie wakes up on November 1st and starts decorating for Christmas.

Bold of you to assume she's not with the shits August 31st at the LATEST.

— Dakota uses two-in-one shampoo and conditioner.

In high school? Absolutely. In the present time? You would have to force him.

— Nellie is unemployed.

I mean, technically. She's a retired teacher.

— Cece doesn't own a single pair of matching socks.

How dare you.

— Noah is a top.

I feel bad for bringing peepaw into this conversation.

— Jude is great with kids.

Of course he is. I am stopping now because I just made myself sad.

[coldslaws-gear-station]

I mean, y'know what the legends say what happens to untruthful and greedy kingdoms in Unova... Luckily he left before the fire though am I right guys?

Also yeah, I can imagine UD Alder and Drayden's relationship with each other is incredibly strained. Alder neglected his duties and completely ignored Drayden's concerns, it came to a point that after a kid won his badge he'd tell them not to go to the league, it's just not worth it.

But after he became the new champion you better bet your ass the elites got whipped into shape real quick. There was an incident where one of them tried to take the Pokemon off a trainer who lost, but the look he gave them made them drop the stolen mons. Iris also inherited the gym, she's having a whale of a time, Drayden walked into his old gym only to see it yassified. Yes he was proud but good lord did his blood pressure rise to new heights that day.

A thing I didn't really mention is the fact that N genuinely struggles after being freed during bw2. Imagine UD Ghetsis' distraught finding N drinking coffee at 3 AM, he hates coffee, why would she be drinking it? Turns out they hadn't slept in days, paranoid that if he falls asleep she'll wake up still strapped to that steel table. Paranoid that everything around them is still a dream and they're still out there harvesting all he's worth, she doesn't want to sleep nor wake up. It was a rough point in time for them...

... On a brighter note though, the Triad have names now! The steel type one is Hephaestus (He/They), the fighting type one is Ares (He/They), and the fairy type one is Hebe (She/They). Their aces all have one thing in common however, they're all steel type to match with the fact that they originally had simply Bisharps. Hephaestus' still has a Bisharp, Ares' has a Lucario, and Hebe has a Mawile.

Also N has braces, she deserves them. It's funny because everything he wears is particularly monochrome or dull, but the moment they open her mouth you're blasted with the sight of rainbow braces. Actually his coming out story was actually kind of awkward, it went along the lines of;

"Dad." "Yes, my dear?" "I wanna be referred to by she/her and they/them pronouns too." "If that's what you wish for, then alright." "... You're not upset?" "Should I be?" "Well... No, but I just didn't think you'd-" "Natural, dear, I've been out for over thirty years. If I judged you over who you are then I'd be a hypocrite."

UD Ghetsis actually wears a white eye patch over his injured eye, he no longer has that eye and uses a glass eye to fill the space. However when the kids were small they drew a crude eye on one of his white patches with permanent marker to make him feel better. He cried, he wears it like a fucking trophy of honour, yes my kids made this for me so yes I'm going to wear it.

- 💌

honestly love that for drayden. minus the misery . imagine how much it'd suck if iris wanted to become champ like she goes on to do in canon bw2 but drayden is actively trying to stop her because he does Not want to see his granddaughter lose her pkm. if that happened i think he'd storm the league himself and start throwing hands.

also

PLEAAASR JUST LET N KNOW PEACE IM CRYING... glad to see an n hates coffee truther (not like it's a particularly major hc but it's fun to see someone else shares the hc) BUT AUGH. the derealization must go crazy

also i like the names!! and their pokemon :) mawile underrated

BRACES N!! that's so cute i should draw that. connie on rh could use braces lowkey cuz she's got a bit of a tooth gap. or maybe she'll just grow out of it. i gave it to her cuz i thought it was cute, i used to have a bigass tooth gap as a kid (big enough that used to be able to drink through straws between my teeth like a freak) but grew out of it

common peepaw W. also glad he lets his kids use dad instead of father. i wanted to make my ghetsis let his kids use dad but i feel like even as Decent (not good) as he is he's too image focused to really allow something as simple as dad or daddy. you're gonna use father sorry idc how hard that is for a 7 y/o who is barely learning english to say (actually why n calls concordia "connie" in some in person scenes even though ghetsis would probably prefer he use her full name. concordia is just too hard for the little baby to say)

also hello gaycis. is he bi

THE SILLY EYE i love that. it's like kids giving their dad a shitty paper tie for father's day. i love it

[whitegoldtower]

How my favourite Skyrim NPCs sleep:

Ancano: In the college? Miserably. Spends most of the night irritable and on the verge of tears because everything’s damp and cold. Avoids his room as much as physically possible until he’s practically asleep on his feet. If you’ve taken him home with you, however, he will sleep like a baby. He doesn’t move around, doesn’t make a sound, merely curls up all soft and warm. He tolerates about half an hour of cuddling before shooing you away.

Ondolemar: Values his beauty sleep, strangely enough. He works late, but also sleeps late. He’s never been seen walking around the keep any earlier than 10AM. He snores and drools. Doesn’t enjoy being cuddled because he gets too warm. There is a barrier of pillows between you both.

Cicero: If you can even get him to sleep in the first place, he’s a little angel for the first two hours. Not a peep. Perfectly still… and then his leg jerks. He giggles, then wails, then rolls over about three times before becoming peaceful again for another thirty minutes before the process repeats. There’s a dagger under his pillow. An accident waiting to happen. If you’re brave enough to sleep next to him, you’re probably going to wake up with bruises from being kicked.

Vingalmo: has his hair wrapped up in the finest silks to sleep. The only vampire who sleeps with his legs dangling out of either side of the coffin - he likes the feeling of the cold draught on his feet and, for some reason, sleeping with his knees touching is a sensory issue. If you’re in the coffin with him, your only option is to lay on top of him because he is an utter starfish.

Teldryn Sero: Menopausal Mer, my beloved. Kicks the covers off because hot flashes are hell, and sleeps against the wall with his legs pressed against the cold surface like a fucked up little spider. The sheets are almost always damp. If you’re sleeping next to him, he won’t bother you, and might even lean over to give you a little kiss if he wakes up in the night, but at some point you will roll over and feel some foreign object underneath you before realising that he keeps Ye Olde Dwemer Lost Mary in the bed with him.

Neloth: peepaw is back and forth the fucking toilet like clockwork. You HAVE to sleep against the wall because if he wakes up and has to climb over you to get out of bed he will make it your problem. You can hear him shuffling around in the kitchen and grunting before he comes back to bed with a magelight bright enough to light up blackpool fucking tower, and then he promptly rips the covers off you to keep himself warm.

Erandur: is a cuddler. He will cuddle you and keep you safe and warm, will make sure that you’re all tucked in and comfy, and he will fall asleep after you do. You wake up before him, though, and he’s probably snuggling a pillow with the bedcovers up around his ears.

Elenwen: has to wear an eye mask because she sleeps with her eyes open. Doesn’t move. Doesn’t even look like she’s breathing. Is she even alive? You question as you lean over, and then she draws in a large breath, sighs, and makes a vaguely disgusted sound before rolling over. Occasionally chuckles in her sleep. She does cricket legs under the blankets to get comfy and will 100% put her feet on you, either to cool them down or to subject them to a new texture.

Lydia: likes to spread out and doesn’t like to share. If you do end up sharing, make sure those bedsheets are fucking safety pinned down because she rips ass like a champ. Other than that, she’s pretty cuddly once adjusted to having you next to her, and doesn’t kick around or make too many noises. It would take a literal bomb going off to wake her up once she’s asleep, and she *will* get pissed off if you wake her up and it’s not important.

Farkas: is actually really fucking funny. You can hold a conversation with him. He has a really specific ‘sleep chuckle’ which is literally the Skyrim NPC laugh in his voice (the “heh heh heh”). However, he also sometimes makes some rather lewd sounds. Dude whimpers. He’s a professional little spoon (which is funny considering his stature), and adores being cuddled from behind. Also loves having his back rubbed - it will send him to sleep.

[burgertaco6]

okay guys, its that time again on "what the hell are they yappin about". a day or so ago i got BG3!!!!! heres how it be goin i wake up to the most handsome looking entity of evil i have ever seen and HUMMINA HUMMINA

after that i made my character, shes a blue dragonborn as i highly dislike playing as human characters and big lizard funny, shes an offensive support druid storm proceeded to brutally kill off every single enemy she saw in lizard fashion and gave one of the local mindflayers the dragon rizz stare before falling to her death

the tutorial goes on yadayada fight kill thing find friends, i get ahold of crypt peepaw who i love alot bc he reminds me of my dad in a weird way, slay on peepaw

my and the posse help slaughter the goblins outside of the tiefling hideout where eventually we discover the druids, storms like "omg sick!! more druids" but their leader is a bitch, storm makes sure to call her that in a more wise way as she heavily dislikes her and her opinions about wanting to imprison a child (and yknow kaghas racism)

after finishing calling kagha a bitch we head to the doctor, where we're heavily confirmed about the leaders whereabouts AND that we're a ticking time bomb to turn into some hot powerful mindflayers (which tbh i wouldnt mind if i did)

off to the road we go!! along the road i camp for the first time due to running out of short rests and we're basically a rock throw away from death, storms trying to sleep when she gets the best vampire hickie in her life (and the first one), but that vampussy was too good and she died (had to use a revive scroll)

pale twink boy said sorry which i happily forgave him as having a vampire on the team is fucking awesome and now he has the bonus action to bite, which can count as attacking twice if he's sneaking around

with that as of right now, im currently in the goblin ruins trying to get volo out of jail, yesterday i stopped there since my game crashed and i decided i'd been playing long enough lol to help end this post, heres some very pretty pictures i managed too take of storm, i based her to look like a rainy cloud as from her electricity <3 shes got plasma in her eyes

[papercutsunset]

the sequence of written events in 2023 is, like:

early january (BD), the cains get home and have some winter fun after a really shitty christmas eve (WHY are you trying to go swimming? it's SNOWING, you know)

march 10-18 (PP2), tiff infects herself with a parasite and gets stuck in an on and off snowstorm in a different town, eats a dead deer, shoots a guy in the neck. denny has a weird fucking time.

[played: march 11-14, three teenage boys uncover a slime plot]

march 18 (unhooking), dr. lowe gets called to do some weird-ass surgery in the morgue and does NOT enjoy pulling a weird parasite out of the clumsy intern's organs

[played: march 31, father job marries zlob and esther in the back of the wondermart while jeb jr is going through puberty outside]

mid-may, bloodsaw wakes up in a graveyard and immediately has to get a job (thanks, angels)

late may, the cains move into the house (thanks, angels!)

early june (MLSG), bloodsaw steals a laptop and a car and runs tiff over with said car; the car breaks down fourteen hours away from home; what's this, the clowns are killing people and there's something stalking kay and denny? weird. time for a massacre (thanks, clowns)

late june (Tiff Flashes A Fed), tiff gives halverson information on peepaw so she can make sure bloodsaw legally exists

july 3-5 (AwLF), tiff tries so hard to get a letter to a teenage boy, delivers a baby, gets so fucking injured

july 10 (THA), kepler steals a golf cart so tiff has to go to canada (thanks, feds)

july 11, tiff and elton go to boris covington's house, don't murder each other, and go to tim horton's. tiff's heart stops beating. elton gets bonesmacked. the berrycloths show up to heal tiff. she lies to the police about getting kidnapped by a madman who ran off into the woods. melvin j berrycloth gets in her head (thanks, elves)

july 15 (planetarium), tiff and elton go to lake wonder. elton does shenanigans with his favorite boy and tells tiff they're going to have lunch tomorrow. tiff immediately gets sucked into a plot to find a way into the pocket dimension and then crash a party that gets very gruesome very quickly.

august 12-15? (Lubeverse 2), tiff and bloodsaw find a possum thing named lube while hunting hidebehinds in the forest. tiff starts working on an adapted interdimensional communication device and bloodsaw hangs out with lube for a while before ultimately killing them

august 16 (BCA), bloodsaw gets isekaied to the goddamn north pole, gets kissed, gets stabbed, becomes santa (not in that order)

august 18, bloodsaw calls tiff from the north pole and quits their job

august 19, tiff shows up, declares it's the anniversary of her divinity (it is), and tries to make bloodsaw take a mattress (they don't)

[not anything, just worth mentioning: drake has a birthday around this time]

august 23, HOT ELF DATE

[milks-thoughts]

request for platonic peepdaw donnie!! I saw the request for peepaw leo with teen reader, but what if change it with peepaw? same idea as well but more sciencey. so sorry if its to much!

thank you and have a great day/afternoon/night!!

PEEEPAW DONNIE MF ITS SCIENCE TIME *turns on Bill Nye*

PLEASE READ THE TW

summary: F! Donnie gets sent back in time and grows a deep connection with P!reader

TW: WARNINGS FOR ATTEMPTED S/A (not Donnie, he does no wrong), mentioned harassment, neglect, @b_s3 (reader is the victim), breakdowns

You Seem So Lonely

⚛︎ Donatello opened his eyes, he took a big inhale and let his senses come back to him. He was in a comfortable bed? there were blankets on him and the sky outside was blue. that’s…illogical, the Krang invasion turned the sky brown and dusty reds from the lack of ocean. He lifted himself slightly and blinked his eyes immediately falling on a human slumped in the corner. They were young and their hands covered in blood, he opened his mouth to speak but decided that standing would be better so he could sneak out- oh fuck he was falling now- Donatello fell to the floor waking you up, you had scarred hands and neck. had the invasion already happened? did something change? Your panicked speaking brought him back to the present “ Are you okay?! oh stupid what’re you say?! It’s a 6’8 turtle who just fell- oh is your back okay?? You were passed out and I had to take your armor thingy off “ that got his attention “ what’s wrong with my battleshell? “ you shrunk back at his tone “ nothing-! you just couldn’t breathe right and I had to lug you up here from the lobby of my apartment complex “ he hummed in a unconcerned tone “ Your leg- it was bent all weird and destroyed I had to uhm “ he looked at your bloodied hands and the floor “ I had to cut it off- I used the kitchen knives “ Donatello looked at this child and- they amputated him? correctly? That shocked him “ How’d you know what to do? “ you perked up “ oh! I read all kinds of medical books when I was younger! and have a bunch of old medical supplies! It’s all still sterile- oh speaking of which I should really clean my floor! “ your hands had his dried blood on them as you shakily stood up, scars lingering on your legs and arms. they made red flags pop up in his head but he decided to ignore them. “ I’m sure you have a family to get back to, I can help you there if you want “ you said while pouring hydrogen peroxide onto your bloodied floor. Donatello looked at you, he didn’t really think of that. Did Leo do the plan? The fail safe? All he remembered was his brothers mystic energy and a red beam before he was hit with a wave of mystic energy. Donatello came back and blinked “ I can find my way through the New York sewer system “ they’d have to abandon their old home a few years before, the Krang finding his home and destroying everything. He was barely able to get Shelldon to safety before the lair was destroyed. You nodded “ of course, well- if you ever need anything you can come back. My dads never home! “ Donatello blinked. Never home? Whatever. He shakily stood up and you quickly got up to help him balance “ How about I help you down and leave you to your own devices when we get close enough? “ Donatello only nodded, you smiled and helped him out of your apartments fire escape.

It was attached to the living room- that was a mess- he simply nodded at you and took in your gross apartment, you haven’t gotten around to cleaning it. Making it down the steps you watched as Donatello opened the manhole cover with a small grunt a smile on your face as you climbed down the ladder and watched as he followed you. Letting him lean on you as you walked “ so the sewer system? real estate must be amazing to live down here “ Donatello only inwardly groaned “ I can’t exactly purchase a apartment looking like this “ you watch him motion to him- “ true, imagine you’re just working and this giant 6’8 softshell turtle wants to talk to you about rent. it sounds horrible “ Donatello just let you talk, in some way you reminded him of Leo, or Mikey. “ -but you wouldn’t be bothered by other tenants! No creepy older guys talking to you about your school uniform “ another thing to take a note of. Donatello noticed a lot of concerning stuff, like how you walked with a slight limp despite your legs looking fine. some scars and a bruise on your collarbone, and harassment from other tenets. what about your father? Didn’t he care that his child had and he quoted “ creepy older men talking about your school uniform “. His mind did notice that they were close to the lair “ we are near my home “ you nodded and smiled at him “ okay! oh-! here’s my address in case you ever need help “ you handed a paper that you quickly scribbled on. Donatello watched as you backed up and waved as you walked away, he leaned on the wall his battleshell pushing against the concrete. Waving back, he did wonder if you were going to be okay. wait was he emotionally attached? nonsense he just met you.

Donatello spent a whole month getting settled in the lair. After that time he kept going back to your apartment and he didn’t know why, was it just general concern? or perhaps curiosity? In that time he noticed how you acquired a few new scars and bruises. He never spoke about them and neither did you, He perched on your fire escape and you looked at him with a small smile. Opening the window you pressed a finger to your lips as you led him to your room. Sitting him down you rushed back out and closed the window, he looked at the closed door before looking at his wrist sleeve. He had been designing a better prosthetic than what he had made. A yell brought him back as he heard a grown man yell before you opened the door, tears in your eyes and you rubbed at a swelling eye. Donatello stood up to look at it, he hoped your eye was unaffected. god he prayed your eye was okay. the skin around your eye was starting to change color, your sclera was red from busted blood vessels. You seemed to be able to follow Donatello well enough, you felt the tears that were trapped in your eyes leak down your cheeks and onto your shirt. Donatello simply brought you close to him before sitting down, he was right. why did he ever ponder on his suspicions? Your soundless sobs wracked your body in his hold. His simply rubbed his hand up and down on your back. He had gotten better about comforting when Casey Jr was a child, Casey Jr always followed Donatello like he was the turtles shadow. This led to accidents in the lab in where Donnie would have to comfort the crying boy. Your father had long left the apartment, leaving you alone. Well kinda- your dad didn’t really know a giant mutant turtle was in your bedroom. Your lashes had tears that stuck to them, Donatellos hand lifted and pet your hair. That brought out a verbal sob before you hung your head against his plastron again. You rubbed at your eyes before looking at Donatello, a apology stumbling from you lips before he hushed you and kept petting your hair. When was the last time you cried in someone’s hold? it felt comfortable…it felt like all your sorrows were just there and someone was helping you pick them up. You perked up “ shit- I have to go clean “ you murmured trying to stand up before your legs gave out from underneath you, how hard did you cry???

Sometimes Donatello followed you while you walked to school, you knew he was there and you usually texted him but today you seemed unnerved, your hair put up and some lipgloss on your lips. His attention was pulled looking across the rooftops he saw a few people yelling, when he looked back down you were missing. okay- where did you go? he followed your normal route and panicked when you weren’t walking along it. you wouldn’t be at school so where the hell did you go? Donatellos phone ringed before suddenly stopping before he can answer your contact. That made him more desperate to find you, he put a tracker on your backpack when he first started visiting you. He followed the signal to a alley “ -leave me alone! “ your shout filled his ears as he slinked down counting the people. 5 in total, that’s going to be hard to fight. “ Stop it! “ you wailed kicking at a guy as he grabbed your shirt “ I said stop it! “ at this point tears were rolling down your cheeks as you scratched and hit them. Donatello dropped on the one currently holding your shirt, snatching it from his hands he threw it at you so you could scamper it on, the others took the hit and ran off. Their tails (literally) between their legs. He turned and looked at you his face softening at your hysterical state, your body shaking on the floor as you sobbed. Sitting down with you he whispered “ can I touch you? “ you shook your head as he pulled you into his arms and pet your hair, his chin on your head. “ it’s okay…it’s okay “ he whispered quietly as you wailed. He knew it wasn’t safe to be out during the day but he didn’t care. Your crying hadn’t stopped once as you mumbled to yourself in fear “ I promise it’ll all be okay “ he had long ago messaged his younger self saying he’ll be home later. Your hands gripped his shirt tighter as your brain started getting exhausted. He picked you up and made his way onto the rooftops “ …can I go back home..? “ you croaked out in a hushed whisper. Donatello nodded and walked the two of you there, him still holding you bridal style as he slipped in through the fire escape window. He placed you in your bed and watched you as you slept, never leaving your side until you told him he was okay to leave. Why was he doing this? maybe it’s because you always seemed so lonely when he visited you, the way your bruised and scarred skin shined with tears as you lived through a perfect little shit storm of a life. He knows why Leo took Casey Jr under his wing, he watched the way your breathing lifted and lowered you brought out the best in Donatello. you helped him and he will forever stay with you, through everything, even death.

[nightfallsolace]

Hello, could I request a headcanon list for either Joseph or Luca? (if it's ok can you do both please?) with a chaotic S/o? thank you!!

OMG OMG OMG YES-- Finally, I have a request. Truthfully, I was already writing the request bUt nO crome decided to be an asshole and close one me, BUT YES I can and will do both <33 I'm making the s/o gender-neutral since there was no specified gender, Warning!! Cursing

Joseph Desaulnier and Luca Balsa with a gn! chaotic s/o joseph Desaulnier

-With chaos, there must be speed, I mean, how are you supposed to create chaos if you're slow?

-So Joseph had a pretty rough time catching you at first

-Truthfully, he found you annoying at first

-Poor peepaw got subjected to your pranks as well

-S/o would be constantly bugging and stealing joseph's food

Joseph: "Y/n, did you eat my cream puffs??"

Y/n: *mouth full of food* "No..."

Joseph: "Then what's that on your shirt?"

Y/n: "That's whipped cocaine--"

-Had been very irritable for a month due to your shenanigans

-Welp, he’s had decided that he hates you, (actually no, that's a lie, he’s just very irritated,)

-He started ignoring you, which actually made you guilty of the thing you did,

-you started trying absolutely EVERYTHING to get his attention and to get him to forgive you, 

-He would wake up everyday for 3 months to find random things and food on his front door, and apology letters slipped under his door

-Joseph ignored it for the first few weeks, throwing away the letters and items, and giving away the food that had been placed on the doorstep, but eventually gave in

-He found himself smiling every time a letter had been slipped under his door, and he had started to collect the trinkets he had been receiving and eating the food that had been placed every now and then

-He started slowly noticing you again, which made you pretty happy

-Joseph realized that aside from the all the chaos and pain you inflict, you could also be a source of solace

-Whenever he would lose a match, or had a problem, he could just storm into your room and rant for hours and you would just sit and listen. Either giving really good advice or something related to fire,

Joseph: *rants in French*

Y/n: “Mhm, uh huh, ok, so I have a solution,”

Joseph: ”Thank goodness,”

Y/n: “It involves fire”

Joseph: “Absolutely not”

-He slowly fell for your child-like charm, despite him stating he very much “hated” you.

--The confession

Joseph: “Have you ever liked someone, but you were to afraid to tell them?”

Y/n: “oh yeah, why?”

*silence*

Mary: *face palms* JUST KISS ALREADY I AM S I C K OF WATCHING THE TWO OF YOU IN THIS PITIFUL STATE

Joseph and y/n: *blushing furiously*

Luca Balsa

-Literally both of you head-slamed into each other, the first time you met. and it just went like

Luca: ouch!-

Y/n: OH FUCK-- sorry- *runs away*

Luca: wha-

Y/n: I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT BTW ITS BADASS!!

Luca: oh damn, they cool

- Met again, in the halls of the manor when Luca was testing out his new machinery, which you had complimented, plus points to you from luc

-Ya’ll became good friends after that,

-he would help you with whatever pranks you want to do and in exchange you would help him with his inventions

-encourages your shenanigans, and often gets involves in them to,

-pranks the hunters during matches

-sometimes the other survivors to

-YOU CANNOT IN ANYWAY UNCONVINCE ME THAT LUCA DOES NOT OWN A RAT >:((

-you found out about his pet rat and decided to adopt one from the cellar to

-Rat Buddies <33

-”Platonic flirting”

Luca: “Did it hurt?”

y/n: “what do you mean?”

Luca: “when you fell from heaven”

y/n: “no, but I scraped my knees crawling out of hell”

Luca: “you are literally so cool”

Y/n: bro...

Luca: bro..

-Both oblivious to each others feelings, LIKE JUST DATE ALREADY?!

-Confession probably went like, “you bro I think we’re in love” “holy shit I think we are”

[stabbymikey]

Bestie I'm here to request HC'S with Michael (Peepaw) & Thomas having a clumsy s/o who also talks a lot about random shit at like 4am? I never sleep when I'm supposed to so I just have these weird energy boosts 🕴🕴

And by clumsy I mean- dropping my fucking phone all the time, losing shit all the time, tripping over nothing, etc.

Okay tyty i tried my best on this! I hope you like it <333

it is kinda short so i hope it doesn’t suck

side note - i really need to re watch all the Halloween movies its been a while--

@joelsgeetar

Peepaw 

Michael having a clumsy would be chaotic, if you knock into a table and break something he wouldn't even be phased considering it's probably a normal thing by now. 

All he’s thinking is that he is not cleaning the mess up you made.

If he sees you before you're about to trip or knock something over he’d try and catch you or the object before it happens. 

Especially if it's your phone or an object you're attached to.

He knows by now that you hate breaking stuff you like, especially when you have to pay to get it fixed.

Now as for staying up till 4AM, he wouldn't really care. He rarely gets any sleep so you rambling about random stuff at 4AM wouldn't necessarily bother him.

He's normally just laying next to you staring up at the ceiling at that time.

Safe to say you both can’t sleep for shit.

He would probably cuddle/hold you while you're rambling hoping that you can get to sleep soon (mainly because hes tired and youve been rambling for a while), but its mainly because he knows you’re going to be extremly tired when you wake up

Thomas Hewitt

Thomas would want you to be careful around the house knowing that you're a clumsy person. 

He wants to make sure your not going to accidentally hurt yourself

He would 100% somewhat scold you when you're on your phone not paying attention to your surroundings.

One of the other things that worries him is if Hoyt sees you break something he will yell at you. (even if Hoyt doesn't give a shit about the object. He’s just a dick who wants to yell at you)

Tommy would also try to catch you before you trip or if you drop an object, he wants to make sure his s/o is safe and sound.

Since you are clumsy he probably wouldn't want you down in the basement with him since there is stuff in there that could potentially hurt you. (and he just doesn’t want you to see all the nasty stuff down there)

Now if you're up at 4AM Thomas is going to try and get you to go to sleep since he knows you’ll be tired when you wake up.

Obviously not everything works so he will most likely end up holding you listening to your little rambles.

He would probably be extremely tired but he would still listen very carefully to what you're talking about.

[journey-to-the-attic]

GIRL (gender neutral) HELP IM GOING INSANE AT THE IDEA OF XIAO BEING SUMMONED TO FIGHT OFF BELPHIE

the brothers just being like "what the fu-" before xiao goes absolutely feral and AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

after belphie gets his head stomped in, xiao tries to go after the other brothers and ik has to forcibly stop him (which is surprisingly hard considering he's so small [5'3])

the other brothers are in Fear bc this tiny little man, just barely taller than ik, kicked the ass of one of the strongest demons in the devildom, and although lucifer, mammon and maybe levi might (BIG might, false safety) not have much to worry about, the others most definitely do

they have to literally prove to him that they mean no harm to ik and even then it takes a hell of a lot of convincing from ik and wAIT WHAT ARE THOSE MARKS ON YOUR ARM-

just. give me xiao in the obey me universe with precisely 0 clue whats happening but he sees a demon attacking his tiny human and says "the fuck you will"

worse, he tells peepaw zhongli who is more than ready to take up the spear again bc nobody touches his seelie grandkid, gnosis be damned

sincerely, an anon who has xiao and zhongli as comfort characters

belphie hears someone yell "LAMENT" and next thing he knows he's waking up in bed with a massive lump in his head. immediately upon sitting up he hears "I WILL HAVE ORDER" and the only thing that stops zhongli from actually dropping the meteor he's summoning on him is ik punching him in the arm

xiao will slap his mask on and start throwing hands as soon as any of the brothers get anywhere near him, ik, or zhongli - who himself is not much better, because he keeps turning into a dragon every time he lays eyes on belphie and threatening to squish him

lucifer's having a crisis because this tiny man might just be able to kill him??? and this other man who can turn into a DRAGON would DEFINITELY be able to kill him?? poor guy gets taken down a good few pegs because neither zhongli nor xiao tolerate his usual 'i am in charge and you all will listen to me' attitude. ik's just happy to see some familiar faces from liyue down here in the devildom :D