#wake up at 7 thats bot terrible !

[bougainvilea]

managed to not click through to next episode but it took some real willpower

[jae-bummer]

A lot of Thoughts

Request: Ello! Can you do a number 5 with Jungkook please?

5) “if you actually ran as well as you run your mouth, you’d be in great shape.”

Member: BTS Jungkook x Y/N

Type: Fluff

You stifled a yawn as you slid into your house slippers and shuffled across the living room. You dropped your bag near the arm of the couch before walking the extra four feet to collapse into the waiting arms of your plush office chair. Heaving a sigh of relief, you relaxed into the cushions, slowly letting your tired muscles unwind from your hectic day at the coffee shop you worked at part time. On an ordinary evening, you would usually heave your tired sack of flesh into the shower to scrub away the smell of stale coffee, but tonight was not one of those nights. 

You would have to deal with the stench of a day’s work. 

You had some emotions to work out. 

On an especially bad day, anyone in Seoul could catch you planted right where you were, before your computer screen, and logging into Overwatch. 

You tugged out your headset from a nearby drawer and placed it tightly atop your head. Adjusting the mic to sit perfectly parallel to your mouth, you cleared your throat before logging into Skype, and beginning to search for any friends that were online. 

Well, your most favorite online friend to be honest. 

You scanned the list with relative disinterest until you hit his screen name. “Kook the Gull.” Smiling, you moved your cursor over to confirm the small, green dot placed next to the text. You double clicked out of instinct and let your hands linger over the keys. 

y/n (9:14pm): what’s up booger face?  kookthegull (9:14pm): booger face? thats a new one. what are you? in middle school? y/n (9:15pm): nope. i am a very sad, very tired college student who doesn’t need your shit right now.  kookthegull (9:16pm): now i feel bad.  y/n (9:17pm): you should.  kookthegull (9:17pm): ...are you going to call me or...? 

Y/N Calling...

“You have fingers made for clicking just as I do,” you grumbled, finally hitting the small phone icon on the Skype messenger. 

“Nope, they’re all broken,” he sighed, his familiar, tired voice filling your ears. “No clicking for me.” 

“I literally hear you rapid fire clicking,” you muttered. “Holy shit, did you start without me?” 

“Wouldn’t dream of it, sweet cheeks,” he chuckled. “I’m playing against some bots. Trying to get better to impress you.” 

“Right,” you scoffed. “I’m so sure.” 

“I live to please,” he hummed. You could hear the smile through his words. “Now let’s get started, yah?” 

You smiled as well, closing your eyes for a moment. In the darkness, you had hoped to dream up any vision of him, but your imagination continued to conjure up blurry images. It was a fact that left you unsettled. You had never actually seen a person who had become one of your closest friends. Kook was someone that you spoke to on a near daily basis, but clearly knew nothing about. You had met him through one of your first forays into online gaming, introduced through another friend in a chat. Instantly getting along, you two found yourselves in more of the same games and eventually sought after one another. From what you did know, Kook worked an inordinate amount, enjoyed spending time with his friends, and loved composing music as a hobby. Aside from that, you couldn’t even admit to knowing his full name. You had always called him Kook, a shortening of his screen name, and he never provided more than that. 

You opened your eyes, sighing as you saw the group invitation Kook had created. 

“Hey,” you sighed, clicking the invite. You were instantly placed in the lobby, waiting for Kook to queue up and find a game. 

“Hey,” he whispered back, his voice trailing as the map screen began to load. 

“What’s your real name?” you asked, wincing as the words escaped your lips. 

“My real name?” he chuckled. “Because KooktheGull couldn’t possibly be a name given by my mother?” 

“Shame on her if it was,” you laughed. “Which, just as a side question, is Kook part of your name or are you actually cooking a gull? Is that some obscure gaming reference I’ve never heard?”

“Oh yeah, you know me,” he murmured. “Play so good I cook the gull.” 

“I hate you,” you grumbled. 

“You don’t.”

“Okay, but you still haven’t answered my question,” you sighed. A new screen had popped up, prompting you to select the character you would be playing with. “Are you going with Widowmaker?” 

“If you’re going with Torbjorn,” he hummed. “Otherwise, no, I’ll pick someone else.” 

“I’ll play Torbjorn,” you muttered, clicking through the screen. “But you still didn’t answer my question.” 

“Yes I did,” he whined. “I told you I was going with Widowmaker.”

“That wasn’t the question I was referring to, smartass,” you grumbled. 

“I have a terrible short term memory,” he teased. “What was the question?” 

“You know, if you actually ran as much as you run your mouth, you’d be in great shape,” you muttered, selecting your own character and progressing to the next screen.

“How would you know if i’m in great shape or not?” he gasped. “You’ve never even seen me.”

“I just assume every male I’ve ever met online is a 400 lb. predator of some sort. Is that the incorrect assumption?” you laughed. 

“Would it make you love me any less?” he joked. 

“Well, yes,” you nodded to yourself. “But that’s making the pretty big assumption that I love you in the first place.” 

“I’m the most lovable person I know,” he muttered. 

“I suppose you don’t know many people then,” you teased.

“Hardy har,” he croaked. You could hear miscellaneous clicking and typing on his end. “You’re too funny.”

Your back and forth banter trailed off, leaving nothing but silence and another loading screen between the two of you. 

...well, that and what would probably be an excessive amount of miles if you ever had the courage to ask. 

“Hey, uh, Y/N,” Kook sighed, clearing his throat. 

“What?” 

“Jungkook,” he said. He spoke softly, his name coming out more nervously than anything he had ever said to you. “That’s my name.”

kookthegull (7:52am): shouldn’t you be in class?  y/n (7:53am): shouldn’t you be in bed?  kookthegull (7:53am): well...i asked you first. kookthegull (7:57am): ??? y/n (7:58am): my class was cancelled kookthegull (8:00am): and so was my schedule for the day kookthegull (8:00am): overwatch?  y/n (8:00am): i’m not in the mood kookthegull (8:01am): pubg? y/n (8:03am): meh kookthegull (8:03am): you wanna talk about it? 

KooktheGull Calling...

“You wanna talk about it,” he said finitely. 

“But do I?” you sighed. 

“I think so,” he chuckled. “So get to talking.” 

Listening was Jungkook’s strong suit. He wasn’t much for talking. To be honest, you were unsure if he had ever taken the time to explain how his day had gone or indulge you with his interests of his own free will. On occasion, he could get a little eccentric or strange, but it was part of his quirks. He was a determined young man who enjoyed being a friend to you, so who were you to remain silent? 

“I just...” you trailed, digging your nails into your desk chair. “I just have a lot of thoughts.” 

A lot of thoughts about Jungkook. 

You would be lying if you said you had never fantasized about the great love that could occur between you and him. Late at night, as you logged off from your computer and found the solace of your bedsheets, you would close your eyes and create fantasies in your mind. You would think of all the possible futures ahead, all of the fantastical love stories that could never happen. You would lull yourself to sleep every night in the ease of your dreams. 

You were unsure when it began, but most nights you would imagine Jungkook’s voice. His laugh radiated through your mind and you constantly shook the etch-a-sketch of your imagination to determine what he could possibly look like. He was tall, you were sure of it. And his jaw would be chiseled and strong. His hair would be soft, but messy. He would constantly have it tousled around his face as if he were in an eternal state of just waking up. 

He would be perfect. 

“Wow, that’s...profound,” Jungkook chuckled, shaking you from the thoughts you had mentioned. 

“I told you I didn’t wanna talk about it,” you sighed. 

“No, technically you didn’t,” he laughed. “Technically you asked me if you wanted to, and I answered for you.” 

“Shut up,” you grumbled, crossing your arms with a pout. You leaned your head back into your chair and rolled your eyes, knowing he actually would as silence filled the Skype line. “But like...not really.” 

“Not to sound completely greasy,” he whispered. “But, you can tell me anything, you know that, right?” 

“I do now,” you hummed, uncertain if you should actually take him up on his offer. 

“And that’s not enough of a guilt trip to make you talk?” he laughed. 

“Kook,” you sighed. “Do you ever wonder about me?” 

“Why do I need to wonder about you?” he muttered. “I talk to you every day.”

“No...don’t you wonder about like...real life me?” you asked. 

“This IS real life, Y/N,” Jungkook chuckled. 

“Ugh, you know what I mean,” you groaned. “I swear, sometimes your difficult just for the sake of being difficult.”

“So you’re asking, do I ever wonder about you? Like what you’re doing when you aren’t online? What you look like? If you’re okay?” he said, his tone serious. 

“Uh...well...” you stammered, caught off guard for a moment. “Yes.”

“Nope, never once crossed my mind,” he sighed. It was one of those moments when you could tell he was smiling.

“You’re an asshole,” you hissed, ready to hit the red phone icon and blast him into lonely cyberspace. 

“Of course I think about you,” he said quietly. Your cursor hovered over the option to hang up, uncertain if he was joking again or not. “There is rarely a moment when I’m not thinking about you, Y/N.” 

“If you’re messing with me, that’s really shitty, Jungkook,” you croaked. 

“I’m not,” he sighed. “I know, it’s shocking, but I’m really not.” 

“...you-you think about me?” you whispered, trying to keep your voice even. 

“More than I’d like to admit,” he chuckled. “And I’m guessing...you might think about me too?” 

“On more than one occasion,” you laughed nervously. This was insane. This whole thing was insane. You could think about each other all you wanted, but that didn’t mean you would ever actually be together. 

“Where are you?” you asked, almost afraid of an answer. 

“Home,” he answered simply. 

“Try again,” you sighed. 

“Seoul,” he chuckled.

You swore your heart had stopped beating in that moment. Opening your mouth to speak, you could only close it again, the words escaping you.

“Y/N?” Jungkook asked. You could hear him begin to click rapidly, checking all of the sound settings on his computer. “Y/N are you there?” 

“I’m here,” you said quietly. 

“Y/N, where are you?” he asked, his voice suddenly serious. 

“I’m...uh...I’m in Seoul,” you breathed, your voice barely a whisper. 

“Holy shit.” 

You felt like a fool. 

A well-dressed fool, but a fool nonetheless. 

You tugged at the bottom of your shirt, attempting to straighten out any wrinkles you had acquired in the short walk to the cafe you worked at. 

Biting your lip, you nodded at the familiar faces of your coworkers, most of them having heard through gossip your plan for today. Normally you would hate the attention, but not in this moment. You needed all of the support you could get. 

You set your palms on the wooden table you were stationed at and took a deep breath. 

You searched your hands as you nervously picked your nails, finally deciding to chance a glance away from the table. Your eyes followed the wood grain of the surface, slowly analyzing each natural pattern. Out of your peripherals you could see a figure approach. Looking up slowly, you first made contact with a pair of dark washed, ripped jeans. Your focus lingered upwards, noticing an oversized t-shirt hanging loosely from a fit frame. Swallowing loudly, you finally glanced up, making eye contact for the first time. 

He was perfect. 

He was tall. And his jaw was chiseled and strong. His hair was messy, but in a orchestrated way. He was stuck in a constant whirlwind of bed head. 

Oddly familiar, but nothing quite the same as you had imagined. 

“Kook,” you whispered, your eyes wide. 

“Y/N,” he smiled. 

“W-well, are you going to sit down or do you plan on taking your coffee while standing?” you stuttered, the nerves bouncing through your body. 

“Depends, if I sit I won’t be able to block you from running away,” he grinned. 

“Now, Jungkook,” you sighed. “Judging by the shape you’re in, you must run as well as you run your mouth.” 

“You’re right,” he laughed. “So I guess you aren’t going anywhere then.”

[super-fabulous-killjoy]

Tagged by the lovely @bundleofunicorns

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (eh thats a lot we’ll try)

— What was your last…

1. Drink: apple cider

2. Phone call: Baba

3. Text message: Guy who sends me pictures of his dog when im sad (i love that man and that dog)

4. Song you listened to: Woke the Fuck Up - Jon Bellion

5. Time you cried: earlier today when my extended family drove me to panic

6. Dated someone twice: never

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: havent kissed anyone

8. Been cheated on: never

9. Lost someone special: when my homeboy moved to hawaii and didnt even invite me

10. Been depressed: never

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: never

— Fave colours

12. Black

13. Blue

14. Gold

— in the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: yes

16. Fallen out of love: maybe? Define love also does platonic love count

17. Laughed until you cried: yes

18. Found out someone was talking about you: yes but not in a bad way

19. Met someone who changed you: i already knew them but my friends did change me this year

20. Found out who your friends are: Mainly just reminded of how much i love my real friends and how much i hate the asshat who wasnt

21. Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: nope

— General

22. How many of your facebook friends do you know irl: idk i got a facebook when i was really little to play farmville and the like i dont use it any more

23. Do you have any pets: 4 rabbits

24. Do you want to change your name: bot particularly

25. What did you do for your last birthday: party bus it was LIT

26. What time did you wake up today: like 9

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: scrolling through tumblr

28. What is something you can’t wait for: The Masquerade, Mashby is gonna FLIP HER SHIT

30. What are you listening to right now: My “songs i think love sounds like” playlist

31. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: ive talked to a Thomas, but idk about a tom

32. Something that’s getting on your nerves: anxiety

33. Most visited website: spotify

34. Hair colour: blonde

35. Long or short hair: shortish

36. Do you have a crush on someone: who knows, not me

37. What do you like about yourself: im reaally good on emergencies

38. Want any piercings: not really

39. Blood type: no idea, a i think?

40. Nicknames: bro or hey you

41. Relationship status: single

42. Sign: libra

43. Pronouns: she/her

44. Fave tv show: at this very moment, deception or b99

45. Tattoos: i wish, i want a red feather behind my ear

46. Right or left handed: right

47. Ever had surgery: wisdom teeth

48. Piercings: none

49. Sport: XC/ track

50. Vacation: yes?

51. Trainers: i wear the same pair for everything

— More General

52. Eating: doritos

53. Drinking: nothing

54. Im about to watch: the new episode of deception, if my dad finished black mirror

55. Waiting for: my anxiety to die down

56. Want: to sleep for 4 days

57. Get married: maybe, if i find someone i like enough

58. Career: CFO of a music company, but also probably a chemist

— Which is better

59. Hugs or kisses: hugs

60: lips or eyes: eyes

61. Taller or shorter: taller, tall people give the best hugs

62. Older or younger: same age

63. Nice arms or stomach: dont care

64. Hookups or relationships: relationships

65. Troublemaker or hesitant: whatever the mood is

— Have you ever

66. Kissed a stranger: nope

67. Drank hard liquor: once on accident and never again

68. Turned someone down: haven’t been asked out

69. Sex on first date: *asexual laughter*

70. Broken someone’s heart: gee i hope not

71. Had your heart broken: do terrible book to movie adaptations count?

72. Been arrested: nope

73. Cried when someone died: yes

74. Fallen for a friend: so often its a problem

— Do you believe in

75. Yourself: not really? Not at this present moment

76. Miracles: yeah

77. Love at first sight: nope

78. Santa Claus: i believe in the concept of him, if that makes sense

79. Angels: yes

— Misc

80. Eye color: blue

81. Best friend’s name: they definitely have one

82. Favorite movie: ummmmmmmmmm memento or the prestige

83. Favorite actor: rn its tom holland

84. Favorite cartoon: miraculous ladybug probably

85. Favorite teacher’s name: Miss T, or Mrs. Walle, or Mashby

WHEW well that was long but fun. Lets tag @sapphic-asteroid @saltbaekei @ivegotthislove @papillonemheliosa @pancake13error @typicalyaoifangirl @kierenrose @kaidad @ylove-bandaesthetics @d3kv @dreamlurkerdreameater @hardrock-mysticrage @just-a-shy-and-depressed-lesbian @justatracersexual @legimus-ergo-sumus @cuddlycryptid @vintageunicornblood @bandobsessed510 and yeah thats all i got. Fun times. You dont have to if you dont want to, obviously, but it was fun! Anyway, have a great day yall