#wahh poor guy!!

[fagsex]

it should be said that some of you are way too dorky about laika

[soothedcerberus]

anon who sent in angst question abt my ocs, 1. i love u and 2 OH LIKE YOUD NOT BELIEVE ill have to answer your question later when i can gather my thoughts but wauugh thank uuu 🥺💖😭

[teddybeartoji]

toji is a cat dad. the cat looks so fucking tiny next to him that it's a little comical actually. they spend every morning together – the cat twirls around and between his legs as he's grabbing the food, quietly meowing and purring. toji smiles softly to himself at the little thing's neediness. so cute.

the cat also just loves to follow toji around the apartment. always. he goes to the bathroom? the cat goes to the bathroom. he's cooking in the kitchen? the cat is in the kitchen. he's asleep in the bed? the cat is in the bed. (big man toji stomping around the house with the smallest cat in the world running after him.......... guys i'm melting i'm dying)

ok but he was a little weirded out by the cat's need to be in the bathroom with him lmao. like he's taking a piss and he looks over his shoulder only to find the little kitten just staring up at him with big eyes😭😭😭 toji grumbles under his breath and tries to ignore him but then he ends up looking over his shoulder again, hoping that he left but no. he's still there. sitting like :3 😭😭😭😭

"yer fuckin' weird..." is what toji tells him as he places the cat on the bathroom counter and he just gets a cute meow back as a reply. the cat watches him brush his teeth and toji has to fight the thing because he's now in the sink????? toji needs to spit out the toothpaste but the critter is getting comfortable in the bowl and he actually feels bad abt pushing him away... wahh he's so soft actually guys i can't do this anymore.

if the cat happens to be a big meower, toji's definitely talking back to him. he literally goes "what're ya yappin' about, lil man? 🤨🤨" while looking at the tiny creature. but he loves it, he thinks it's so funny. he picks the little guy up and just stares at him up close O.O (plss the cat is literally like the size of his palm i'm dying it's so cute).

he also likes to carry the cat on his shoulder. i think every cat would actually love toji so much, this is also canon here you cannot argue with me. and i think they'd all find him very comforting? and i think they'd love to sleep on him. so whenever he's cooking and the cat paws at his legs, he just picks him up and places him on his shoulder.

he once did that when shiu was over and he was just ????????? like man what are you doing put the damn cat down ????????? and toji just went. "no. he wants to see." with a blank face. to him it's very obvious. c'mon, the cat is so little, he has no idea what's happening up here, ofc he wants to see??????? smh shiu do better😒😒😒

oh and this was definitely just a stray cat he took in btw. after a long day at work, he was just walking home with a cig between his lips when he heard the teeeniest tiniest little meow coming from behind the dumpster in an alley. and well... the curiosity got the best of him and he went to check it out aaand lo and behold!!!!!!! itty bitty kitty!!!!

big eyes peering up at him behind a thrash bag, he just knew he couldn't leave the poor thing there. he reached out his hand, letting the kitty smell him and he almost dropped his cig when he actually leaned into his touch immediately!!!! that's his baby now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he held the cat to his chest as he made his way home and he even stopped by a little corner store to buy him something to eat. the cashier did look at him with a raised brow bc what the fuck this massive man is holding the smallest cat in the world, but toji didn't mind. he didn't care. the cat slept on his back that very same night.

ALSO. thank u @kentophilia for putting this idea in my head ily<33 during the late hours of the day, toji lays in bed while reading his book with his glasses on – the cat stands on his chest with a determined face. he's already purring even though toji hasn't even done anything. he's just soo comforting and the cat just loves him soooo much okay:((((( toji lowers his book to look at the thing before scratching the top of his head and smiling to himself when the cat closes his eyes and purrs even louder.

the cat ends up trying to make biscuits on him and that makes toji yelp lmao. the tiny little claws dig into his warm skin as the he kneads toji like he's a piece of dough. purring and content – toji doesn't have it in him to make him stop either. it's not like it actually hurts, he was just caught off-guard. he didn't get scared by a cat btw, he didn't. in the end, he keeps reading his book with his one hand while petting the creature with the other. this is their routine. they're family!!!!!!!

anyway. he loves his little kitty cat with all his heart and he would literally kill for him:33333

[s4mu-k41d3n]

LOVEPOTIONS. f4ck me pl1z d0nt st0p !

• • • MDNI, chuuya, dazai x bimbo!reader.

warning: hardcore sex, 3some, double penetration, degradation kink, corruption kink, bondage, breeding, brat taming, nipple play, spanking, not proofread. i apologize if it seems rushed i didnt know what i was doing (TvT)a (and im lazy ass hell i think its obvious enough☹️ writers block goes vroom vroom) kinktober thing

update: i am making a dazai x reader fic guys dw its in my notes because i hate my writing when i write on tumblr and i will disappear for another 2 months again dont flop plz plz🙏 (here’s the warning for the dazai fic im writing)

Another brash ‘slap!’ landed on your ass.

You wail profoundly, tears slipping of the corner of your blurry vision clouded with reminiscent fogs shielding your sight. “Tsk, thought you could get away with this huh?” Chuuya’s big cock stretches your puffy pussy as his hips relentlessly snaps on the fat flesh of your ass, poorly brimmed with prominent red marks biting at your skin. Dazai merely hums under you, nimble hands shoved inside of your tight little asshole, drenching with slicks of cum.

“Feel good, baby?” Dazai’s tongue stripes up on your neck while hot sweat trickles off your forehead. “Wahh!!—mnn! meaaann!” You furiously cry out. Your senses reeled with overwhelming touches running throughout your body, your lungs were flowery—air cruelly ripped out of you. Chuuya pounds even more harshly on your pussy whilst his beefy hands claw at your waist.

“That’s—plap!—what you get for being such a brat-“ He groans while Dazai pumps his fingers in n’ out of you at such a disdaining pace, his thumb mercilessly flicking at your bud while his four fingers were wallowed in your greedy cunt.

“Fufuu! Stooop! H-eeeekk!! ‘samuuu- chuu’ “ You hiccup, your tongue lolled out as you were strained to even speak, your moans fanning out in stuttery noises as your body was racked back n’ forth like some ragdoll by Chuuya unbelievably thrusting behind you. “Ughnnn… Fuck, slut. Keep tightening around me, yeah? yeahhh- fuck..” Chuuya growls, Dazai slips his hands out of your pussy causing you to gasp in a portion of relief until his cock was already buried deep inside of you, repeatedly hitting your g-spot over n’ over again.

“You feel s’ good, ‘donna- mnn? you gonna pass out? slap! poor baby..” You yelp at the outrageous smack on your ass, your legs were so pushed up to your chest. You felt a knot pooling in your tummy while their cocks made a bulge on your stomach. “ ‘m clooooseeee!! ‘m closee!” You sob, their paces quickening in an instant. Dazai pulls at your hair revealing more exposure of your neck. His head hiding in your neck while strands of his hair prods at your skin. Chuuya’s ponytail was left untied, fallen beside his shoulder.

You were trembling uncontrollably as you were crashed by their releases filling you up in a sudden, causing you to scream out while your eyes roll back to your head. You were so pumped full by their sticky release, you were desperately overspilling. Chuuya pulls out with a pop, whilst Dazai’s cock nestled in your battered pussy. Chuuya rolls over onto the crinkled sheets as no one bothered to clean up.

You were too tired anyways.

[ddarker-dreams]

Scarlet ribbons but she is the one telling the boys how she thinks they are super pretty/handsome/etc.

(Ps love your writing sm, it cheered me up alot after i had a rough day yesterday uwu)

WAHH WHAT AN ADORABLE IDEA.... it's what they deserve tbh... my favs from part 5 are like the only people who get to be happy on this blog hrjktmger and i'm so glad that my writing helped cheer you up, i hope that the past few days have been treating you better!!

Reader is referred to as girlfriend here!

[Scarlet Ribbons index]

Giorno

He gets the cutest blush that he tries to hide by covering his face with his hand and clearing his throat. Passione's Don, who remains unwavering in the face of death, can't handle his beloved heaping praises upon him. No matter how suave he may act, your relationship is his first foray into romance. There's a slight shakiness to his voice when he returns your compliment. It doesn't help that there's this glint in your eye that tells him you'll be using this newfound knowledge to your advantage. He supposes it's only fair, considering his penchant for teasing you whenever possible, but maybe he'll go easy on you after learning how it feels. That isn't to say he dislikes your kind words — more so that the temporary loss in his composure is a strange sensation. Strange, yet not unwelcome.

Bruno

Your serious Capo melts on the spot at such ardent praise — he can feel Cupid's arrow piercing him in real time. He takes a moment to recollect himself, before wondering aloud what brought this on. When you point out that he compliments you all the time without any real reason, he puts his hands up in defense, conceding to your argument. If you're in public, he'll limit his response to a warm thank you. Should you be away from prying eyes, however, he'll pull you into an embrace. It serves a dual purpose. You won't be able to see the pink dusting his cheeks and he gets to wrap you up in his arms. You really are the light of his life, he'll tell you. As unconventional as the lifestyle you both lead is, it's moments like this where he delights in a shred of normalcy.

Fugo

His overactive brain temporarily short circuits. Fugo is the type to blush up to his ears, no matter how vehemently he denies it. This poor guy considers you infinitely out of his league and immediately assumes you broke the espresso machine or something and want to soften the blow by using flattery. He sputters for a few moments before his tongue recalls how to properly form coherent words. He'll downright ask what angle you're trying to use here. He isn't used to receiving compliments without the other person having an end goal in mind. Once it's clear you just felt like letting him know, he takes deep breaths to calm his heart, which he can hear thumping loudly. Fugo then starts saying that objectively speaking, you are far more aesthetically pleasing, and starts lifting off some mathematical terms that fly over your head.

Mista

Mista points at himself and says "Me?" just to make sure he heard you right. This is a big moment for him. It isn't that he doubts your physical attraction to him, but hearing it confirmed out loud in your sweet voice is a real treat. He'll sling an arm around your shoulder and drops the line, "You're not so bad yourself", because he thinks it sounds cool. Mista wants to maintain his laidback air, but when you say stuff like that, his stomach does soumersalts and his hands start sweating. He has this big goofy grin and confident gait the remainder of the day. The one trade off (in his opinion) is that the Pistols start swarming about, insisting that you pay them equal praise. Chaos ensues until you appease their neediness for your validation. It is his soul made manifest, after all.

Narancia

Narancia does a little fist pump and starts cheering internally. Although, if you called him pretty, he might pause and get petulant. He totally exudes machismo, he'll insist. He'll warm up to the compliment eventually, though, but he won't admit it. Regardless, he's hype about it. His energy skyrockets the rest of the day. He's all over you, peppering your face with kisses, picking you up and twirling you around, he's on cloud nine. He considers it his personal mission to shower you in praise and this only reaffirms the creed. He'll go up to random people in public, point at you, and say stuff like, "Isn't she so cute? That's my girlfriend, yeah, that pretty lady over there. Do you see her? Just look at her, she's amazing, the coolest ever, did you know she—" and on and on he'll go.

Abbacchio

Similar to Fugo, he initially assumes that you're trying to butter him up. He'll wryly ask what you intend to cajole him into doing. When you huff and insist that this is a no strings attached compliment, he'll study you, since he knows the many tells that signify you're lying. Upon realizing you're being genuine, he'll grumble a few words of gratitude and leave it at that. Don't let his composure fool you — his heart is pounding away like he's a hormonal teenager again. He will lie awake that night, your words repeating on a loop without his Stand's assistance, floating in this warm and fuzzy sensation. Abbacchio might not be the best with his words, but he swears an oath to compliment you properly the next time he sees you.

[bcolfanfic]

the young veterns au thing you made was so endearing! do you have HCs in that au because now i need more

wahh thank you!!! i had fun making it...part of the fun being scrolling through callum turner pinterest but ah ah anyways. i do have HCs!

in my head curt does survive in this AU, he just gets some really gnarly injuries and goes home before the other guys- perhaps a leg or arm blown off. he makes the most of it though, and antagonizes the other guys with dark jokes about it. especially if it's his leg that he lost. noo curt don't call yourself a pirate noo get a normal prosthetic not a peg leg

also re: world building based on some very surface level googling in my mind they were all in afghanistan- and came home for good when the US pulled out of there, some of them before that. so in Modern Day 2024 they haven't been back for *that* long. (this is not a personal endorsement of the us involvement there to be very clear but like- there are only so many places for a modern au about young vets to get its background from. if i ever wrote this i'd actually be super interested in exploring the "we shouldn't have been there" side of things but ah i'll end that tangent there for now)

as you can kinda see in the gale's phone AU thing, poor bucky gets quite fucked up in the head. and gale wants to throw the useless VA guys who honestly making things worse through a wall on his behalf. that's gale's baby and it tears him apart that he can't just wave a magic wand and fix everything for him.

it messes him up the most at night and a part of the VA fuckery is when they're trying to get him seen by someone who can figure out how to help with his sleep. whether it's waking up from nightmares or not being able to fall asleep to begin with it's not good.

but he finds a lot of comfort in gale, and being in his arms. sometimes he just about rocks him to sleep- which he'd do forever and a day if bucky let him. he just loves him so much.

gale and bucky move back to wyoming when they're back in the US for good. it's home to gale, and he thinks it'll be good for bucky to be somewhere less chaotic. the other guys kinda spread out every which way, a couple of them going as far as wanting to fuck off from the united states for good and moving to europe. in my head that's what crosby and his wife do, and maybe rosie.

but they all keep in touch, how could they not- they love each other too much. they try to get everyone in the same room at least a few times a year. which is really chaos the more kids everyone has, but seeing their kiddos be buddies just like them makes the hassle to get everyone there worth it.

when bucky's PTSD is more under control and he's in a better place generally they adopt through a 'kids waiting in foster care' program. they briefly considered going the infant adoption route, but just felt more called to the alternative.

as many of the guys as possible fly out for their little daughter's official adoption day at the courthouse- and it's the best day of their lives. they're such good dads and how happy they are radiates off of them.

i have many more thoughts but this is already prob more than you wanted, LOL!

[fantomette22]

I can't believe there are still people getting butthurt over Gehrmaria and thinking this ship is PwObWeMaTiC uwu in any way shape or form. I fully agree with you that getting this ask just as soon as you reblogged Gehrmaria stuff could not be a coincidence, it was clearly passive aggression. @ anon You might be new here, but we prefer open confrontation in reblogs, comments etc instead. We are not the sort of fans who throw 'wah wahh why u bother disagreein with me just block me u can curate ur own experiense uwu' every time someone simply attempts discussion! Arguments is based, blocking everyone and vagueblogging how "braindead" they are is cringe.

On the subj: The way people on this website are completely insensitive to characters' specific context and story but instead take every femininity expression as personal attack (unless she is the femme to her butch of course) is absurd. The worst Gehrman supposedly has done was clinging to "outdated" version of Maria that was no longer relevant down her descent into ruthless hunter (and masculinity), which is not uwu sexism but personal way to experience grief one might not agree with! After everyone knows his "mania" and creepy comment on the Doll were mistakes of English localisation? After Doll cried tears of joy feeling his care for Maria through hair ornament, that doesn't match the idea that he just "wanted to reduce her to a housewife"? Really?

👆👆👆👆

Thank you Katy! 🙏

Yeah I mean I won't mind if it was a genuine question from like a followers/mutus who's really curious to learn about other takes/ want to know how I actually see things! I won't mind talking about it at all actually! Even someone I don't know who's new and curious to learn!

But just in anon like this? With that timing? That's just a provocation/troll. I can't take it seriously x)

And if that's a poor joke ,(I will forgive if that's a friend lol) but please don't do that again guys 😂

(the post in question)

[good-beanswrites]

Your Books drabble was really good! It's great to see another side of Ore. You said you wanted to write more Mikoto, so can I request him and Children? If you're willing to take more than one request, Mikoto and Muu with Fashion would also be pretty interesting.

Wahh thank you so much! :D I definitely want to work with him a lot more, thank you for these! Here's Children with Orekoto (it's from Amane's pov but I mean it's about him), and I also posted Fashion with Bokukoto👍

The next crash against the wall was the last straw for Amane. Prison life was already uncomfortable as it was. Even without her cell neighbor’s constant noise, she would’ve had trouble sleeping given the poor conditions that guilty prisoners faced. With his constant noise, she couldn’t sleep at all. She’d spoken about the disturbance to Es, and some of the others, but no one had done anything to remedy the situation. 

She’d seen the way they all looked at Mikoto. She’d seen the way he’d looked back. Everyone hesitated to stand up against him after what had happened. But Amane had learned not to walk in fear. She had faith that she would be protected, as she was here doing what was right.

She clung to that promise of protection as she marched out of her cell. With as much confidence as she could muster, she knocked on Mikoto’s door. The violent sounds behind it came to a halt. She tried to keep her sleeves rolled up; she hated how the new oversized uniform made her look even smaller. 

The door flew open, revealing a half-destroyed room and an equally torn-up prisoner. Mikoto hadn’t bothered to get his new uniform mended. Amane would have found the behavior slobbish, except he put the clothes under strain each and every night. There’d be no use in fixing it only to wreck it again the following evening.

“What?” His eyes burned in fury. Behind him, what little furniture the cells held had all been overturned. His knuckles were raw with blood. He breathed heavily from exertion.

Amane swallowed. “Kayano Mikoto. I’m here to ask you to be quiet.”

“Excuse me?”

“It’s disruptive at this hour.” He squinted at her, likely wondering if she was serious. She was. “It’s also very disrespectful to your fellow prisoners.”

“I don’t give a fuck about the other prisoners.”

“I think you do.”

“And what would you know?”

“I know you care about me, at least.”

He scoffed. “I don’t. Just ask the warden, you won’t get any special treatment just because you’re a kid.”

He went to slam the door, but Amane was quick to grab the edge. “I saw you that day,” she said hurriedly. “You told Shidou that Kotoko attacked you, but you lied. You struck first.”

Mikoto tipped his head to the side with a sneer. “What are you gonna do, tattle on me?”

“Kotoko attacked prisoner three. Then prisoner six. Next would have been – should have been eight, not nine.” Amane adjusted her sleeves. She said softer, “I’m glad it wasn’t special treatment because I’m a child.”

She lifted her chin. “So, if you still care about my well-being, I ask you to let me sleep. The rest would also do you good. The others, they’ve begun talking about the two of us very similarly. I find quiet meditation works for me, so maybe it’s the same for --”

“We are nothing alike, let’s get that straight. And I can guarantee fucking praying isn’t going to do a thing for me.”

“Why not?”

Mikoto laughed. Amane wasn’t sure she’d ever heard angry laughter before. “Let’s just say the guy I’m talking to isn’t listening.”

“It may feel like that, but that’s why we must believe.” He seemed ready to shut her out again, so she asked quickly, “You love Him, right?”

Mikoto blinked.

“If so, you must have faith He loves you in return.”

“And if he doesn’t?” The way he asked it, he didn’t appear to care about the outcome. He was just curious what she’d say.

Well, he was in luck, because she had the perfect answer prepared. Amane placed her hands over her heart. “He has to. He is a part of you, His spirit living and working in you.”

Mikoto chuckled again, though she hadn’t said anything funny. He muttered something to himself before shutting the door. 

With nothing left to say, Amane returned to her own cell. She fumed that Mikoto still saw her as a clueless, or perhaps naive child. 

But for the rest of that night, at least, the room beside her remained quiet.

[justablah56]

just woke up so excuse my thoughts if they make no sense however- lark, terry, grant as a ship. Terry would a therapist for both of them poor man (its basically two guys trying to kill eachother and another guy rushing to stop them) their ship name issss glarry. eh or something else but idk if this’s a good ship or not okkk byee

omgggg so real ,,,,, also glarry is so fucking funny chnsnxmsmdmsm but wahh yeah no Terry just trying to hard to stop his boyfriends from murdering each other followed by both of them staring at Terry with the saddest eyes like pleeeaaase :((( just a little stab :(((((( for love :((((((((( we'll try to maybe probably not *actually* kill each other :((((((((((

[year2000electronics]

late as hell somewhat but i never really got why ppl though the spamton acid incident theory was canon. Queens evil but shes not even that evil.

idk why people thought she would do that. methinks its like the "reducing a character down to a singular trait to just fuck up their character in order to make your favorite look better. wahh wahh poor guy waahh wahh"

^ turned into word salad (sorry) but yea. crime of doing silly things i guess

the reducing character traits thing is soooo true

[saltynsassy31]

WAHH ok ok late but here i’ll ask some random more specific questions! DX i’m not very good at coming up with them tho

what’s the relationship between Fishsticks & Hagi in specifics? :7

how did Skipper and his friends form a band again? i think i forgort

how did Emp & Skip realize they liked each other ;3? hehee

what was he like before? like before losing Marcy or getting outta the Octarian army

i’m happy to listen to anything about ur guys so if u feel like saying more please do :3

Oooooh yes! Okay that makes it easier for me to answer XD

Just- gimme a sec cuz it's gonna be LONG hope you don't mind XD

The two's relationship is kinda funny actually lol, it started as a joke as all things does with my fucking ocs lol

Hagi doesn't like Fishsticks, like, at all, and to better understand why I'll talk a little about Fishsticks

He started out as a villain in the story, he is more of an antagonist now? But isn't a full blown villain, but he still does a lot the same as before. He's bad, no doubt about it, his mindset is of that "as long as I am honest about my intentions, it isn't my fault if people decide to take on the offer"

He is honest with his work, he doesn't lie to get people working for him, brutally honest guy

He knows his work isn't good work, but it's honest work, he is a very respected man on his buisness, especially since he is willing to show mercy and care more for his workers than other bosses, which makes him attractive to work with, but just because he treats em better doesn't mean he's always a good boss either, he shows favouritism and isn't shy about it either, he still talks bad about some of them and isn't scared to show his disappointment, he doesn't punish them though, unless they try to conspire against each other or him.

He roped in Skipper in his lowest moment, he had been chasing the boy since they met and took the opportunity he was abandoned and alone to recruit him, he treated him better than his other boss after all, and he doesn't seem to notice that he took a liking to the boy a little more than he bargened for until much later.

Since the two first met, Hagi took a dislike de him, they were married and divorced the first second they met XD

They have this dynamic of annoyed X flirtatious, Fishsticks is head over heals for Hagi and loooooves to annoy him ever chance he gets and Hagi has never hated a man more (that's a lie, he hates Skipper's first boss more), he kinda begrudgingly hangs out with Fishsticks for his son, they do grow fonder over time, but he still doesn't like the work Fishsticks does, but has come around to help his lackies after a rough work day when he is called upon (being a doctor and all and the buisness they do putting them at risk if going to a public hospital)

Fishsticks recruit those in need, taking advantage of their vulnerable state, but Hagi can't deny he's also done good working considering how poor the Splatlands are and many needing work, Fishsticks determination to change the system and all, even through not so... favourable means

He's not good, but he's not bad either

As for Skipper and his friends, well, i think you already know Cherry, her being the first he met since she was working with their old boss way before he joined, she helped him a lot

The other two, El he met after Cherry "died", having been fond of their music, after they suddenly stopped producing music, with Skipper publishing a goodbye song visibly lacking his band mate, he went searching for answers. Now I don't know if he goes to Cherry or Skipper first, but I'm leaning on the idea that he met up with Skipper first, asking for him to start his band again and that he's willing to do Cherry's part, he refuses saying that no one can replace her. Some time later he finds Cherry and tells her she knows where Skipper is and reunites them, at that point he's willing to drop the band idea, but to his surprise they start up again and invite him in

He offers them protection and to help keep their anonymity being a very popular hacker in the underground community

Ame, she is found when they were looking for a drummer, no one auditioned except her, but because she was still a child they refused since they didn't want her getting involved in their work, but she persists and eventually they let her in, especially since she is good on the drums, it's inevitable she gets involved but they do their work to keep her as safe as possible

How they realised they had feelings? Honestly it keeps changing depending on what sad romance song I'm listening to XD

But for the most part, I'm pretty sure it's Skipper who does first, breaking their friendship once it starts getting a little too close after he realised that in his line of work, he'd get hurt, but he still longs for him, noticible in the type of song he writes

He still wishes for Emperor to love him regardless, he's created this version of him in his head that if Emperor knew the type of work he did, found out of what he has done, he'd leave him, he doesn't want to face that reality and leaves before any heartbreak on both ends

But Emperor chases him regardless, especially after finding out how much he truly loved the guy

But I also like the idea that Emepror loved first, and when he found out what Skipper does he is mad and they have a huge fight, making Skipper's worst fear come true and he leaves

After a while Emperor tries to forget him, they cross paths a lot, unknowing to him, and eventually get tangled up together and are forced to help each other out, still feeling bitter, but after a while, they actually talk it out and realise they still love each other, Skipper tries to part ways again once Emperor got hurt, but Emperor keeps chasing him regardless

Idk, I really like enemies to lovers and I've been trying to do that with them but it's a little hard, what I wrote is prone to change a lot, I'll be honest, I wish I had a little help with it but my friend that usually does help me with this stuff knows nothing bout splatoon lore and the manga, so it's a little hard-

And now for how he was like before? Well, he was still a very violent little thing XD he worked hard to be where he is now, my personal interpretation of splatoon is that females are the dominant species (which they are btw! It is stated several times by devs that the girls are stronger lol and even irl, female octo are the dominant ones, idk bout squids tho) as we can see being that there are only female octolings fighting

Of course there are exceptions, as we see with DJ Octavio, but I feel they have to work a lot harder to be in those positions

Which is the case for Skipper, for him to be a seaweed octoling at such a young age, he was basically a prodigy! And he loved it! He loves the adrenaline that comes with working as a soldier, he loves being seen as strong and doesn't like it when it is implied otherwise

Massive ego, but also pretty caring towards those he cares about, he wasn't afraid to show affection or show that he cared (which you can see isn't the case anymore as his old boss made him believe that showing he cared was a weakness, showing he cared for Cherry got her killed after all, and he already had some hesitancy as he had lost people he cared for, he was scared to get close again), he was pretty curious too and loved to learn about people's anatomy thanks to his dad being a doctor, as well as plants and sometimes alchemy, which led to him later be known as the guy with poison

He didn't change all that much besides being weary and depressed and having major PTSD lmao, personality wise, it's still mostly intact, he still likes to look and dress the way he does and still loves music

[kawaii-night666]

4-Kageyama turns into a kid!

Tobio was being hug by Koshi as Koshi rub his cheek against Kageyama until he was snatched by none other Oikawa Tooru that Tobio is now in his arms as Tobio blink as he was now in other stranger arms.

Koshi then give Oikawa a glare for snatching Tobio away from him as Tobio then wiggles his way out of the stranger hold but not before Tobio accidently hit Tooru face as Tooru lets go of Tobio as he runs and hides behind Iwazumi Hajime as Hajime glare at Tooru who making Tobio uncomfortable as Tobio holds Hajime at the back of his shirt. "Tobio-channn" Tooru whine as he pouts at him as he rubs where Tobio hit even though it is Tooru fault who making him uncomfortable though.

"Shut up kawa! You made him uncomfortable." Hajime points at Tooru while Tobio felt guilty as he was about to go to apologise, he was lifted off the ground and carried by date tech middle blocker 2nd year and captain- Futakuchi Kenji as he said "Hey my name is Futakuchi Kenji and yours." As he carries him while the others saw this and glares at Kenji as he smirks at them while carrying Tobio inside as Tobio answered "Name Kageyama Tobio." Tobio smile up at him as Kenji melts at the smile.

Kenji took Tobio inside while the others want to hold him or even take pictures off him, Tobio then asked Kenji "What position do you play?" Tobio look at Kenji as he was carrying him as he looks down and told Tobio "I'm a middle blocker and captain."

"Wahh! Really can you teach me." Tobio eyes sparkles as he wants to play volleyball Kenji really want to clench his fist where his heart is as he nods at Tobio can't obey him as Tobio wiggle want to be put down as he takes Kenji hand to play volleyball. Tooru and Koshi pouts want to play with Tobio until everyone have an idea to be with Tobio so each of the team get the chance to be with him and get to know him better even though his old middle school team know some bits but not all of it as they watch Tobio play volleyball with Kenji (poor Tobio got himself into chaos). Kenji said "So, Kageyama do you love volleyball that much?" everyone heard the question and want to know even though they know that Tobio is a volleyball idiot.

"Yes, I love volleyball very much, Ojīchan taught me it." Tobio smiles up at Kenji as Kenji and the rest seem shock well except his middle school team. Until Kuroo came up and asked Tobio "What about your parents Kageyama?"

Tobio look up at Kuroo as he blurts out "Your hair looks like a rooster" Everyone heard couldn't help to snicker at that as Kuroo blinks but then grins down at Tobio while Kenma covers his mouth to hide his laughter along the rest of Nekoma as Tobio then said "Hmm well they at work." Karasuno and Kunimi, Kindaichi, Oikawa and Iwazumi look at Tobio and thought 'His parents at work.' Kuroo then asked Tobio as he was in squat position as he talks to Tobio, "Where are they now?" Tobio shrugs not sure as Kuroo eyebrow furrow in worry for the young setter, as he stands up and pat his head as Tobio leans in as Kuroo and the others eye widen that Tobio looks like a cat.

With the coaches as they watch the scene before them.

"Should we like stop them?"

Takada look at the coaches as they watch it before their eyes over Kageyama and the one who shows other emotions besides that scowl on his face.

"Hmm well they won't stop though. Besides it seems Kageyama enjoying the attention." Ukai nod at Kageyama as all the coaches agree he does like head pats and the attention.

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Author-san: Chapter 4 guys! hehe hope you guys enjoy this one.

Tooru: Why won't you let me hold Tobio-chan? it ain't fair

Hajime: Who cares Kawa!

Tooru: So meann Iwa-chan

Issei: Kageyama sure is cute kid

Takahiro: I agree

Akira: Senpai you sound like a perv oh wait that is Oikawa-senpai my bad

Tooru: Kunimi-channnn

Tetsuro: Lmao 🤣

Kenji: Glad I can get to hold him

Kanji: senpai share we want to hold Kageyama as well

Author-san: wow hello to you guys too😒

Shoyo: I want some screen time as welll author-sannn

Karasuno: ^

Nekoma except Tetsuro: ^

Aoba Johsai: ^

Shiratorizawa: ^

Date tech except Kenji: ^

Itachiyama: ^

Inarizaki: ^

Fukurodani: ^

Kotaro: Yeahh AUTHOR-SANNNN WE WANT TO BE WITH KAGEYAMA

Keiji: Bokuto-san your caps is on

Kotaro: caps 🧢

Kenjiro: seriously

Author-san: 😃

Atsumu: Is it me or that emoji is scary...

Osamu:....

Rin: 🤳

Shinsuke: Suna no

Rin: Suna yes

Author-san: You lot done 😄

Everyone except Tobio: .....

Author-san: Good anyways hope you guys enjoy this chapter

Please check out my other stories as well 🤗

See you in the next chapter!

Author-san logs off

Tooru: they scary like Iwa-chan

Hajime: Want to see me be even more scary dumbkawa

Tooru:...

Takahiro: Rip

Issei: I guess we need a captain

Wakatoshi: Oikawa you should've come to-

Tooru: Shush nononono

Satori: Oho

Shinsuke: Everyone log off we have to go back to Tobio

Atsumu: Kita-san! Since when ya call Tobio-kun is first nameeee

Koshi: Damn I want to call him his name

Yu: Suga

Ryu: Suga

Koshi: What you lot want too as well 😗

Kindaichi: seijoh will have him in our room

Akira: I agree

Kei: Yea sure not the people who started calling him king

Tadashi: But Tsuki you call Kageyama that

Kei: Ursai

Kenma: I think we should all go before author comes back

Kenma logs off

Tetsuro: KYANMA you just want to play your games

Morisuke: But he is right the author will come back

Morisuke logs off

Daichi: Everyone log off and Kageyama be in our room after his KARASUNO.

Everyone logs off

[ruthytwoshakes]

the new owl house episode is KILLING ME AUGH

THE POOR LITTLE GUYS AAHH OH NOOOOOOO </333 THEY JUST LIKE ME FOR REALSIES AUAGHHAGG PLEASE LET THEM BE HAPPY

sobbing crying throwing up dying showering weeping softly into hands ,,, a.

AND THEY DID THE THING WHERE A CHARACTER EASEDROPS ON ANOTHER AND THAN CHARACTER A THINKS CHARACTER B SAID SOMETHING BAD WHEN CHARACTER B ACTUALLY SAID SOMETHING GOOD NOOOOOOOOO I hate that it makes me so sad

but also kicking my legs flapping my hands Lilith‘s new haircut is SOOO CUTE GHHHHHHEHEGEHAGAGHHEGEGGWHAG <333333333333333333333 OMG I NEEEED TO MAKE FANART HHHHHHHH WAHH 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍 <3333

so ten thousand out of ten episode GO WATCH ITS FREE ON YOUTUBE

[force-slash-non-con]

YAYY I've gotten into Elden Ring let's go time for some horrid cruel OC talk

Let's call him Fang

220 cm. I have a fucking issue.

He ain't a nice man. Verily, he is a right cunt.

Yeah, let's not beat around the bush, he's a r4pist. He also likes breeding.

There are few things he respects more than power for yourself. Absolutely loathes bullshit like 'im grabbing power to protect people', 'im becoming strong because wah wahh I deserve it I've been kicked down for so long' shut up. Shut the hell up, own up to the fact that you just wanna be powerful and hold power over people. Don't make it pretty, don't make it whiny, just become powerful.

Also likes feeling good. He likes sex. Hence why he's Like This.

The first one he goes for is Varré. There's implications that Varré murders your Maiden at the start, and hey, if the guy wants to take the role as your maiden that bad, he'll get it. The full force of it.

(Varré inadvertently saved that poor woman. But Fang will absolutely try to breed the hell out of Varré-- oh, the genitalia isn't correct? Doesn't matter. He'll fuck Varré for long enough that the poor man will think that he's gotten impregnated.)

Poor Varré will stick up with it, because he needs this Tarnished one around, and Fang is taking some great amusement in seeing how far he can push Varré until the guy snaps.

Fuck dude, Fang hates Seluvis. Spineless old fool. He'll fuck his pussy until the poor man's actually impregnated for real. Blackmailing him because shit, the man laid all of his cards on the table with the entire assassination thing. Of course Fang is gonna lord it above him.

Fang and Dung Eater has crazy sex, and then tries to kill each other the rest of the time. Shared goal with the Erdtree, but neither wants the other one to get there first.

(I am not getting the Dung Eater ending because i don't want Big Bogart to die :(( )

Part of Volcano Manor. He side eyes them slightly, don't really like having someone pulling the strings-- but he can't deny the results. And ultimately, they're all open with what they're doing.

The sex he has with Rya us completely consensual. He carries her eggs when she eggpreggs him. She's sweet. Meek, sure, but she's undeniably strong. As long as you're strong, you can be as meek as you want to be.

There's this guy whose goal is to make sure that the weak will be the one who inherits the world, and Fang has never been more fucking confounded and utterly insulted. The weak? Inherit this world? Fuck no, they'll die within seconds, how is that gonna solve anything.

The second Fang met Blaidd, the poor wolf has never known peace. 'I'll suck you off standing up' has been said. Fang wants that wolf dick breeding him, and the situation is getting fucking dire, man.

Don't touch his hands. From the moment he arose, people have been wanting to touch his hands. Fucked him up a little in the handholding department.

He enjoys sex. He does also enjoy love, but he takes it from the people who least expect it. Shoves his head into the closest neck to nuzzle 'em up good.

[telafel]

I got to the 65-70% mark in ACOTAR and man it's like they decided to speed run the stupidity in it.

Spoilers under the cut

There is an incredibly unsexy sex scene when Tamlin is telling her she needs to return home for her safety. She does this whole pouty shit of like "Of course you'd send me awy, who would want someone like me all covered in thorns, waaah." Just hamfisting the meaning of the book title into the story in a jarring way, like girl. First off: You shed your prickly personality VERY quickly and have been pretty much just going with the flow and being happy for a majority of the book so far. Aside from not listening to some commands a few times you've been nothing but agreeable. Second: He literally just said he's sending you away for your protection and not because of your personality, why are you turning this threat of the WHOLE COURT and TAMLIN'S LANDS AND LIFE, into being about yourself?

So Feyre is sent back to the human world and just has all these incredibly weird internal thoughts begrudging humans- specifically the human servants of her family. GIRL THEY'RE SERVANTS they aren't going to look so fucking perfect like the dumb fae servants that can just flick their wrist and glamour any dirt away.

And then she has all these snobby thoughts about like "ohhh my family doesn't want for everything and has a beautiful estate again but it's not the irrationally flawless fae lands. These clothes are beautiful but Im sooooo used to the decadent silks it's not good enough for me. wah wah wahh feel bad for me for living in insane privilege"

(she goes from poverty to being hand held into glamorous estate with bottomless wealth and excess and she just kinda gets used to it extremely quickly and nothing is asked of her really. And then later her and her family are literally handed wealth on a gold plate. Aside from the first few chapters of the book she is not struggling at all. There is so little conflict in this book it is so DULL, but it's simply written so it's easy to breeze through.)

and then like. There's the whole thing how she gives a FAKE full name to some evil faerie guy (who was literally just scrounging around in her fucking brain, like how did he not pull a NAME jfc, how did he not immediately know it was a lie) and Feyre finds out that her whole family and estate and servants were essentially murdered in a fire. Does she feel any remorse for it? No, all she does it worry about her bang buddy and how something must be totally wrong oh nooooo. And goes to save him.

And then she returns to the fae lands and ohhh boy. Miraculously one of the servants survived/escaped the whole throw down and then just fucking info dumps for paragraphs and PAGES.

My god. "Poor tamlin was under THIS INCREDIBLE CONTRIVED CURSE THIS WHOLE TIME, and we couldn't talk about it but god, Feyre you're such a bitchy human for not knowing and not breaking the curse!!!!!!!!!!!"

The thing that drives me crazy is like... Feyre doesn't even think how the whole set up was just some way for Tamlin to break his curse, all of it was just to woo her and get her to fall in love with him and I don't know, but if I found out the person I was falling for had set up all this stuff to manipulate my emotions to fall in love with him for his own gain I would be kind of put off by that? Just zero thoughts on her end, she's so down to clown with that fae dick, just accepts his confession of love is genuine despite everything else.

And like, the LORE DUMP that happens too, like. You mentioned a "she" a few times, but then it's like all dumped because of this dumb thing of "oh we couldn't talk about it with the curse and we couldn't talk about her at all (btw here is all her backstory to justify the incredibly convoluted curse, and also some of the politics of the land), which we never mention anyways and give no real hints about anything so like, yeah it's all your fault Feyre that Tamlin's in danger because your didn't break the curse you had no idea was a thing"

It's just a fucking WILD tone to take, especially when this is the servant that's been her personal maid basically.

The entire book has just been:

Faerie character: Feyre don't do this thing. Listen to me without me explaining why you shouldn't do this thing. Have total faith in my words. You don't need to know why.

Feyre: I think I will do this thing anyways ahah!!!!!

Faeria character: god damn it Feyre the thing you did has all this bad stuff involved with it!!!!!!!! why didn't you listen!!!!!!!!!!

Tamlin: I am going to flaunt my wealth and power and be attractive.

Feyre: I want to bang him, that means i love him

[frostyreturns]

This bitch is all Wahh how come none of the men with my values are men without my values? Your worldview is at least partly defined by rejecting the roles you're looking for retard. This fucking woman is not only experiencing double think but she's a hypocrite, her values are there when she wants to exploit them to not have to provide any value to a relationship but gone when she wants a man to do everything for her.

Please never compromise your values and die alone, I'd hate to be the poor guy that gets tricked into dating this fuckin trainwreck of a human being.

Yes you are asking to have your cake and eat it too, shocking level of self awareness on that one.

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