#wagner under night in birth

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Soup?-Kaguya X Reader

“Soup?” you asked as you slid down the side of the wall and next to an equally tired Kaguya.

Kaguya nodded before responding, “Soup.”

The two of you sat there for a while, letting the sun rise as the long night came to an end.

“Kaguya?”

“Yes?”

“Delivery?”

“Absolutely.”

The two of you groaned in tandem as you both stumbled to your feet.

A few moments later, the two of you were shuffling through the streets of the slowly waking city.

Out of the corner of your eye, you noticed others who spent the night out stumbling off into the sunrise just like the two of you.

Like usual, you didn’t pay any mind to them and in turn they didn’t pay any mind to you.

Soon, the two of you arrived at the place the two of you shared and as usual Kaguya grumbled about there being too many stairs as the two of you made the trek upwards.

A few moments later, you slumped onto the couch with Kaguya falling into the spot next to you.

Wordlessly, you reached for your phone on the side table, sending the request for soup to one of the businesses owned by the Licht Kreis.

“It’ll be here in an hour.” you stated through a deep yawn.

“What are we supposed to do until then?” Kaguya muttered, her eyes beginning to droop shut.

“The usual I guess. Clean up and get some sleep before eating.” you responded, your own tiredness making itself known now that you’ve stopped moving.

Kaguya let out a groan and in response you let out a hum of agreement.

After a few moments of moaning and groaning in complaint, the two of you stood once more and stumbled towards the bathroom.

The second the door closed behind you and her you both began to remove the dirty clothes that seemed to be suck to your bodies.

A long time ago, Kaguya would’ve been putting you through hell with teasing remarks and little pranks at a time like this.

Now however, the two of you knew each other inside and out.

Simply put, there was no need for modesty between the two of you.

Slipping past Kaguya as she slipped out of her leggings, you turned the knob on the shower, making scalding hot water fall from the shower head.

A few moments later, the both of you stood under the falling water, leaning on one another to make sure the both of you stood under the shower head and felt tense and overworked muscles begin to loosen. 

Kaguya let out a sigh of satisfaction and pleasure.

You could not blame her.

-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-

Kaguya sat across from you, dressed in an old, too large T-Shirt and a pair of sweatpants, a bowl of soup in front of her and deep bags under her eyes.

As she lifted her spoon to her mouth, her eyes met yours and she asked the same question as always.

“Did something catch your eye?”

And as always, you responded truthfully.

“Only the most beautiful woman in the world.”

“Oh? And where might she be?” Kaguya asked, a cat-like smile on her face.

“Right in front of me.” You told her truthfully, just like you always did.

[umenodo]

0523 Wagner ✨🔥✨ HBD~!🎉

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Wagner, Orie, and Chie with an S/O who makes dirty or lewd jokes?

-At first, Wagner is very openly disgusted at the sheer filth of what you say, instinctually lashing out in anger as she soon realizes what you say.

-The more you say these jokes out loud the more aggressive she gets, quick to bop you over the head and/or berate you, especially if you say them in public.

-You're gonna need to either learn to tone it down with the jokes in public or don't be too suggestive, or this relationship probably isn't going to last. The last thing she needs is taking an S/O home only for them to make dick jokes to her high class parents and give them bad ideas about her as a person.

-If you can manage to do that, the relationship can work, though of course not without it's ups and downs. It's going to take her quite a while to accept the jokes to just be part of who you are.

-Will it take a while to get used to them? Yes, it very much will, but Wagner did fall for you for a reason, even if she might question it at times now. There's still more to who you are as a person than your vulgar sense of humor at the end of the day.

-This poor girl

-Orie was raised in an extremely, extremely sheltered environment. The Licht Kreis is an organization with a lot of religious themes/beliefs to it (outside the rampant misandry). Literally to the point she went several years without interacting with a single man on a regular basis.

-As a result, jokes of the lewd/suggestive nature completely go over her head, having no idea what the hell you're talking about.

-You have to be over the top blatant with your intentions for her to get the hint about what you're saying. And when she finally does she looks like she's about to faint on the spot out of embarrassment. It's almost as if she's second-hand embarrassed on your behalf.

-It's through you that she learns more about how normal people talk and act, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse. She really can't help but get the feeling you're a bit of a special case though. However that might be a reason why she loves you. You're not like anyone else she's met before. She feels like she's really learning how to live for once, be normal, even.

-Needless to say the first inappropriate joke Chie heard from you really threw her for a loop. She sputtered like an idiot, not knowing how the hell to respond to the way you responded to a very much not inappropriate situation.

-Expect her to be the one to keep you in check the most compared to the other two, ranging from gently slapping your arm to bonking you over the head with her fist, especially if children are around.

-She can get used to it eventually, but it's gonna take a while to make that adjustment. It's pretty hard to ignore, but she knows you're more than your sense of humor. You wouldn't get along with her other friends if you weren't. Especially Yukiko, Kanji, or Naoto.

-She might joke back at you to give you a taste of your own medicine if she's feeling up to it. Expect her to either get even more flustered if you can respond or get all smug about it if you can dish it but can't take it.

[smirkingcat]

Wagner

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[gurugurumaru]

Chibi designs of the Under Night In-birth cast for keychains sold at Climax of Night.

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Yandere Wagner hc's

It is finally here. Sorry, I took too long.

(If you are reading this, thank you, and sorry I took a note from Valve and made you wait. Anyway I hope you enjoy.)

. Wagner is insecure and anxious, possessive, and violent. She is also incredibly strict and harsh, which she believes is necessary.

. Wagner never thought she would find love on her own; she assumed she would fulfill her duty and have an arranged marriage since her family would expect and want it, but then she met you. Wagner was cold and harsh and looked down on you. Unfortunately, this was a product of her upbringing. Being raised in a prestigious and noble family gave her a sense of pride along with her rank and duty.  You are most likely from outside of her family connections or the Licht Kreis. The two of you know each other only because of run-ins in public or near her school. For one reason or another, you two started hanging out after school, most likely at a café or a park. Wagner is fairly closed off in the beginning, unsure of how to connect with you and your interests. Wagner's hobbies were something that only people in high society cared about or participated in, either too expensive or too foreign for most. Because of this, it took some time before she felt comfortable telling you what she did in her spare time or even showing the talents she was told to learn by her family.

. Wagner’s yandere habits would only start to emerge once there were hints of a romantic relationship. Wagner is far more aggressive compared to Orie or Kaguya. Once you two officially start dating, Wagner will force you into moving into her apartment by talking you into it by arguing it would be financially beneficial and that there was plenty of space. Moving in was very easy since you didn’t even have the chance to start packing. Wagner hired a moving company to help and instead took you on a shopping trip, buying you anything you needed. Wagner will refuse to let you pay for anything, and soon she’ll start covering bills that are normally your responsibility. In Wagner’s mind, she has to do this; she refuses to be useless in any way, shape, or form. Wagner wants to be perfect in this relationship, and one area she can easily cover is finances since he is from a wealthy family. Wagner’s goal is perfection; she will transfer to your school and try her best to spend every moment with you, and after school, she will try to take you out to nice restaurants and cafés. At this point, Wagner already considered marrying you and ensuring the future of the Wagner family. She will also expect perfection from you while you're in school. 

. If things go Wagner's way, she will take you to Germany with her, much like Orie, and have you moving into the Wagner family mansion or an estate they own. Wagner will teach rich people manners and etiquette; she wants to make sure her family accepts you as the person to marry the sword of the licht kreis. Wagner, with her family's approval, will marry you, and soon she will expect beautiful hair/hairs; at this point, you can't leave; you never could leave after you flew to Germany, as her contacts in the licht kreis would tell her about you trying to leave her. I hope you enjoy our life married to a noble woman and chained to her home. But now for the evil route, Wagner is insecure—very insecure. The minute you have problems or reject her, she will start to grow frustrated with you. Wagner will become more and more possessive and aggressive towards you, and she will demand more and more of your time. Each time you reject her, her heart starts to fracture, and you swear you feel the room temperature go up slightly each time you do it, but maybe that's your mind playing tricks on you. So she will gain your love the only way she knows how: with force. Wagner will become more aggressive in her approach and overlap her schedule with yours.  She will stay at this level for a while, either until she gets what she wants or if she reaches her tipping point. This can happen for various reasons, keeping her at a distance and turning down things she put a lot of time or money into. Or if you confront her on her unhealthy behavior and habits in the relationship and decide to end things with her. She’ll either restrain herself for this one moment or she won’t. If she does, she’ll initially act calm about it. She respected your wishes and would leave, but once you went to sleep for the night, she’d have someone pick you up and take you to her. At this point, you belong to her; you just haven’t admitted it yet. If she doesn’t maintain her composure, well... In her mind it’s your fault she has to gently choke you while threatening you by burning the skin on your neck, making sure to leave a mark, a reminder for you not to lie to her. 

. Wagner is no stranger to punishment; she is used to issuing it since very few can do it to her, and she expects to do the same with you. Most punishments come from disobeying or resisting her. She’ll usually confine you to your room if it’s a small act of disobedience or resistance, but she’ll only show this mercy for so long. After all, Wagner is known for her cruelty and sadistic nature, and you aren’t exempt from it. When subjecting you to confinement, she will combine it with a lecture if you keep up this attitude and behavior. She’ll stay at this level of punishment until you yell back, and then she’ll remind you of what she is willing to do: two hands around the throat, then squeeze and burn. She is willing to do so much more if you keep this attitude. 

. Any further disobedience will be met with increasing punishment; she is more than okay with getting physical with you. Expect to be met with a slap or a kick of you when you misbehave or try something. This more direct and aggressive version of Wagner will have some new habits of hers; for example, instead of hickeys, she’ll kiss parts of your body or lips, and using her exs to apply a slight burn to it, she’ll limit the exs if it's on the lips, but she won’t if it’s on other parts of your body as her way of marking you for herself. She will always use her exs as a way to brand you, either with a kiss or by using her finger to draw something on your body or to just leave a few marks. If she doesn’t use exs, she will use her branding iron/die that she had custom-made as a way to mark you. Her favorite spots to mark you are your chest and neck since she can view them easily along with hiding them since she doesn’t want anybody else to see them, especially since her family or friends might catch on. If her controlling nature didn’t make the relationship seem questionable. For her risqué side, a part of her wants, and will if pushed enough or if you consent, to brand you above “that spot” (piss off Tumblr) since she likes the idea of seeing her ownership of you even on the most private part of your body.

. The worst moment and/or punishment will come from you constantly pushing her away or escaping. Any attempts at escape in her mind warrant a harsh punishment. Along with your throat, she’ll burn your entire hand. The first offense is just mild burning, nothing a little treatment can’t help. After that she dialed it up since you clearly didn’t understand her; your hand will be burnt to almost a crisp to the point it hurts to do anything, not enough to make it impossible to recover from but enough to leave a scar and reminder of your place, but most importantly to her, it forces you to rely on her. Your knight in crimson armor just needed to discipline you, so just allow her to take care of you, please, or does she need to do the same with your legs? Who is kidding? She isn’t taking a chance with her precious prince/princess. If you try to escape a few more times, or, God forbid, fight back or say you didn’t love her. She WON’T take this well, and she isn’t giving you up either; you brought this on yourself. Expect to be chained by every limb in a hidden room next to her bedroom or a basement, for every day you defied her or any offenses against her rules will warrant a branding on your body. A finger and toe burnt for every escape attempt, then the ankles and wrists for the audacity to defy her. Then the knees and elbows were burnt to the point of permanent damage since you clearly can’t be trusted. Every part that gave you independence or allowed you to rely on yourself has gone away, the body starved to a husk and weakened, the mind fragile and desperate. Now will you just accept her love and accept her as your beautiful and generous wife? And will you, her beautiful and charming prince/princess, become her spouse? Or does she need to keep reminding you of who you belong to?

(Huge thanks to @chefskillet1, @uponawhitehorse13, and @nkn0va and @your-phantomfield for helping me with this, go check them out. If you have any questions just ask or use comments. I will start working on the Kaguya post and then start taking asks for stuff, cheers.)

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Wagner vs Merkava [High res.]

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SOUL LiNK

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Hey-ho! Coffee anon here again to say thanks for the wonderful work on the previous wagner prompt I sent! Cuz I got another one!

Wagner with an S/O who's cautious about being touched, deciding to simply sit on their lap to help them ease into it?

As someone who dislikes touching others or being touched without sufficient mental preparation, I feel this. Also, I definitely put a lot more of my own mannerisms in this than I intended to. My apologies Coffee Anon.

If there was one thing Wagner noticed about you throughout all the time she had spent with you, it was this.

You were meticulous.

Everything had a place.

No detail was overlooked.

You ensured that nothing was not where it belonged.

Not only for yourself, but for others as well.

Herself included.

And yet, despite that, you avoided others.

When Mika misplaced something important you were there only long enough to tell her where it was before disappearing.

You were always like that, appearing to help for as long as you were needed before disappearing as if you were never there and long before any thanks had been given.

Wagner was the only person who could truly say she knew you.

And even to her, you were… distant.

Something about you always seemed to just be beyond reach.

Could it be how you always stood just beyond where someone could reach you?

Could it be the way you never allowed anyone to get close enough to where you could touch them?

She didn’t know.

Nonetheless, she was tired of that distance.

It was only a few steps, and yet it felt like there was an ocean between the two of you.

She only ever saw you at a distance, and while the two of you spoke plainly, there are some things that could not be said in words.

Such as how you unconsciously clenched your fist when someone came too close.

How you moved your fingers in tune with a beat only you could hear when you were thinking.

How you opened and closed your hand into a fist when you were anxious.

How you closed your eyes and took in a breath when your emotions got the better of you.

She wanted to tell you things in a way similar to that as well.

She wanted to hold you close to let you know that she cared.

She wanted to grasp your hand tight to let you know she was there.

She wanted to let you know that she was, and always will, be with you.

And right now, you were doing your best to let her.

It was… stiff to say the least.

Wagner was in your lap as you sat on the edge of your bed, clinging on to you so tightly you could begin to feel your bones to creak.

Meanwhile, you had no idea what to do.

There was no plan for this.

No instruction manual.

Where did you put your arms?

Around her?

But where?

It was now that Wagner spoke.

“Usually, people hug back.”

Tossing caution to the wind, you wrapped your arms around her waist.

This was… nice.

Were you sure you were doing this right?

Definitely not.

And yet… it was not as unpleasant as you thought it would be.

[lukathejester]

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[nkn0va]

THE LAST MINUTE RUSHED AS HELL CHRISTMAS EVENT

I'm writing this shit on Christmas Eve night, speedrun mode activate

Thanks to everyone who submitted and supported this rushed thing here. Hopefully next year if we last that long I'll be able to give you all something better. And hopefully none of this comes off as too half-baked.

Fun fact: Blazblue was not a two way, not a three way, but a FOUR WAY TIE, EVERYONE WANTED A DIFFERENT CHARCTER

To settle this dispute, I did it in the only appropriate way I knew how:

We will be revealing the winners for each fandom as voted for by the submissions and the prompts that have been chosen as we go along here.

Without further ado, enjoy the first ever seasonal event on the NKN0va blog. Hope you all have a jolly Christmas day.

(Spoilers mentioned for Persona 5 Tactica in that section, proceed with caution)

Helltaker: Judgment's S/O getting her to ice skate with them on Christmas

-You bring this idea up to Judgment on Christmas Day after breakfast, much to the fallen angel's confusion.

-She has heard of skating before, and knew that there was a kind of skating specifically for doing it on ice, but that sounded extremely dumb and quite dangerous, especially to regular ol' fragile mortals like yourself.

-It takes a while, but she eventually gives in, she doesn't have the heart to shut you down entirely. Of course it's under the guise of protecting you and making sure you don't get hurt.

-It's best that you don't go to a public skating rink with her lest you get unwelcome stares from everyone and scare the children, so you manage to find a frozen lake somewhere with ice thick enough. Despite being alone, Judgment is still very much tense.

-Judgment for her part when she does get on the ice falls over a few times. Balance isn't her thing, but she does get it eventually, watching anxiously as she keeps an eye on you as you start getting on the ice.

-If you cannot skate she'll have a few words for you, but since you're already here you might as well do it together. She'll put your arm around you shoulders as she tries to keep you both upright until she is certain you can go on your own. Depending on your own balance this will have varying results.

-Consider her pleasantly surprised if you know how to skate without falling over, she thought you'd be struggling a lot more. Expect her to make some kind of competition out of the ordeal and taking it way too seriously. By the end you're aching all over and she has to carry you home. 10/10 would do again.

~~~

Under Night In Birth: Surprising Wagner with a Christmas Gift

(Thank you Vivian for breaking the tie this was way easier than if I got the alternative on a coin flip and had to do the other option instead)

-Wagner is no stranger to gifts. Especially super extravagant ones around the holidays thanks to her family background. This put you in quite the conundrum.

-As long as you've known the Crimson Knight, she's always been very hard to please. That fact that you're a normal person with a normal income also does not help matters. Trying to go extravagant enough to impress her would only break your bank in the process so you had to had to get more creative.

-You'd have to appeal more to her sentiment, and eventually an idea came. The only thing you knew of that appealed to her sentimentally enough was, well, you.

-Your gift searching soon turned into a craft session, taking photos from your phone of you two, printing them out, and putting them in a memories book of sorts and decorating it to what you felt was her liking.

-When the big moment came and it was finally in Wagner's hands, she sits there holding it like she doesn't know what the hell it is. It's only when it's opened that it clicks.

-She'll smirk and call it quaint in a half condescending, half endearing way. Some people might be offended by it, but you know better. This is her way of hiding her true emotions. Deep down this will be treasured for the rest of her life, anyone that dares touch it other than you will be turned to roast beef.

~~~

Persona 5: Erina ending up under the mistletoe with her S/O

(AU where Erina doesn't disappear after the events of the story)

-It had been quite a while since any holiday was able to be celebrated, thanks to Marie. There was a special feeling about Christmas this year around, being able to finally celebrate it peacefully.

-Erina for one seemed to be the most excited. Due to her...origins she'd never celebrated it properly before, and was learning the ins and outs of the festivities and traditions for the first time, her eyes lighting up at every new thing she saw.

-The two of you were walking around the town plaza taking in all the sights, watching as the citizens put up decorations. Out of nowhere, right in front of a bakery in the plaza, she stopped you and pointed up towards a strange looking plant hung on up one of the support pillars.

-While you were already dating Erina, it hasn't been all that long into the relationship, thus you were still taking to intimacy. With a slight bit of nervousness, you filled her in on what this mistletoe thing was.

-Erina takes in what you say with a thoughtful look. Then, as straightforward as ever, pulls you by your collar and gives you a longer than normal peck on the lips, pulling away with a slight redness on her face but a satisfied smile. She mentions how this might end up becoming a favorite holiday tradition of hers before dragging you through the city once more as if nothing happened.

-In all fairness, you probably should've seen that one coming.

~~~

AND TO BREAK THE STAGGERING (but probably not unexpected in retrospect) FOUR WAY TIE, THE WHEEL HAS DECIDED ON...

I see the audience has a particular type...

Blazblue: Nine's Christmas Day Celebration with S/O (post Dark War)

-While Nine is typically a very busy woman, she is extremely family oriented above all else. She will take holiday time off, regardless of what anyone says. Not like they can stop her anyway.

-Definitely the type to go all out to spoil the people important to her. Over the top decorations, forcing the weather control system to make a light but not overbearing snowfall, and as many presents as she can humanly think of.

-This is probably the happiest you've ever seen her. With all the tragedy in her and everyone else's lives over the past decade there's so rarely been a time to truly let her guard down and celebrate a holiday like a normal, happy, healthy person.

-She wants to do every traditional (and perhaps cliche) tradition she can think of. Between having largely no parents growing up and spending most of her life during war time she's never had the chance to do any of it. Decorating a tree, giving out deliberately wrapped presents to you and everyone else important to her, going out to see the magical and technological lights hung up around Ishana, having a fireplace lit up and watching old movies.

-This is her way of healing from the long lasting trauma inflicted on her by circumstances outside her control. If the holiday season is about the people important to you, then she wants to take that time to cherish those people while she still has the chance, even if she can have a hard time expressing that.

-Also you're probably gonna have to stop her from bullying Terumi even now. If left to her own devices she is dressing him up in the most stupid holiday themed shit imaginable for her own amusement. I'm talking reindeer antler headbands and a Rudolph nose.

[unibofficial]

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Day 6: Wagnet from Undernight.

Not all too happy with this, but at least I tried something new.