#wade wilson gifs

[kendyroy]

crazy what being called a little pet name can do to a guy

[nonscathingbullets]

He's honestly so beautiful like this

[devine-fem]

i had a vision…

thank you @irena-dubrovnaa for bringing said vision to life, they drew this idea i had a while ago while watching batman returns, the idea of spideypool having a batcat vibe and sm licking dp like a spider tasting their food before they devour it 🤧

ref:

[teddievan]

#KidsLookUpToThem

[wadewnstonwilson]

sweet wade wilson headcanons || suggestion by @lokisloverisnthere

pairing: wade wilson (deadpool) x genderneutral!reader

author note: let me know if you guys want me to make this into an actual fic!! also would love to make more headcanons in the future featuring logan or wade so please feel free to drop me an ask!

wade lives for the times when you absentmindedly scratch his back while watching a movie or lying together. he won’t ask for it directly, of course, but if you start, he melts instantly, letting out a dramatic sigh and practically purring under your touch. he doesn’t want to admit how much he loves it, but when you pause, he’ll shuffle just a little closer, silently asking for more.

wade has this habit of standing near you or leaning against you, hoping you'll pick up on his silent request for affection. he won’t outright say, "can you hold me?" but he’ll linger, shoulders slumping slightly until you catch on and wrap your arms around him. the minute you do, he practically melts, though he’d never admit how much it means to him.

wade adores the sound of your voice, especially when you hum or sing. no matter how you sound, he’s in awe, secretly wishing you’d do it more often. if he catches you humming, he’ll sidle up with a smirk, playfully asking, “who are you serenading, huh?” but inside, he’s grinning like a kid, loving every second of the attention.

wade absolutely loves when you give him a scalp massage. he’ll close his eyes and let out a soft sigh, feeling completely at peace. he’s embarrassed by how much he enjoys it, but if you start, he won’t pull away and might even lean into your touch.

wade struggles mentally with taking off his mask, feeling vulnerable about his scars, but if you gently pull it off and kiss his forehead or cheeks, he’s done for. that simple act of touching him, despite his insecurities, makes him feel like the luckiest guy alive.

wade doesn’t ask for cuddles, but he’ll wait until you fall asleep and then subtly wrap an arm around you. if you snuggle up to him in return, he’ll bite back a smile, pretending he’s still asleep while soaking in every bit of closeness.

on particularly rough days, wade loves lying with his head on your chest, listening to your heartbeat. he’s too embarrassed to ask directly, but if you guide him there, he’ll relax completely, focusing on the steady rhythm to calm himself down.

wade might reach for your hand in moments of vulnerability, like when he’s feeling anxious or upset. he won’t look you in the eye when he does it, and he’ll probably make a joke about it to deflect, but that small connection brings him a lot of comfort.

whenever you do something tender, like scratching his back or singing to him, wade will playfully tease you, throwing out a sarcastic remark or a witty one-liner. but underneath it all, he’s grateful, using humor as a way to hide how much he loves those moments.

wade has his moments of insecurity where he worries he’s too scarred or “too much” to deserve this kind of affection. but when you continue to show him love without hesitation, he feels a little more secure. he might joke about it—“guess you’re stuck with this hot mess”—but deep down, your simple, loving gestures mean the world to him.

[icurushasfallen]

This is the most important thing in my life right now

My new Roman Empire is

Wade is a proud Girl's dad

I mean look at him, a very proud father of his baby girls❤️

And

The Fact Venom and Eddie are boy's parents

Trying to be good parents, but doing overall a good job (but the Universe put a target on their backs)

Btw, Sleeper is my fav symbiot

I mean look at him!

[dis-plus-fanfic-reblog-writes]

All I wanna do is cuddle, ok? I’m so freaking tired.

Logan Howlett x Wade Wilson x You

Imagine coming home to the guys who you’re rooming with, and you’re just tired from a 12 hour work day. You plop on the couch and lay your head back. You start to doze only to find Logan coming out of his shared bedroom with Wade to pick up your tired ass and walk back into their room, bridal style. It’s an uncommon event.

“Logan?” You ask. He grunts.

“What are you doing?”

He sets you down in the middle of their bed. Wade returns Logan’s pillow and presses up to your left side, wrapping an arm and a leg around you.

“Oh,” you whisper. You’re still fully dressed from work.

Logan lays down next you and slowly slides an arm under your neck. You adjust, placing your head on his chest and listen to his steady heartbeat.

After a minute, you grunt and use one hand under the blanket to work your blue jeans open, slowly wiggling it off.

“What are you doing?” Logan asks tiredly in his gruff voice.

“Taking off my pants. Jeans hurt to sleep in.”

Wade hums, sits up, throws the blanket off you, and pulls off the jeans revealing white bikini underwear and crew socks.

You take the opportunity to remove your shirt revealing a matching undershirt.

“Matchy matchy,” Wade sleepily teases before pulling the blanket back over you two and cuddling back up against you, spooning. He nuzzles into your hair and relaxes.

Your heartbeats quick for a minute, Logan squeezes you as a reminder you’re safe, before you’re able to calm down.

You’re comfy.

They’re comfy.

Wade always gets a boner from everything.

Fuck it.

You’re tired and these two are amazing cuddlers.

😴

[trashmouthsworld]

Keeping with my Lady and the Tramp reading of post-movie Poolverine, Wade and Logan's first Christmas together, Wade gets Logan a kitten and wraps for up with a bow and Logan tries so hard to act like she's just a cat but fails MISERABLY (he cried when he took her out of the box with the holes in the top of it and said that he might be allergic but he lets her sleep on the bed and gets her the expensive wet food)

[pendingfeels]

What's the wind resistance on them blowjob handles?

[landoslastnerve]

DEADPOOL & WOLVERINE dir. Shawn Levy (2024)

[mrsaquaman187]

This smile was insane! He finally found someone who could take his cat-like temperament. Someone he can scratch as hard as he likes, and he won't be hurt. Someone who will take all the hits and never leave. Someone who will give him back as hard as he gives. Someone who won't die on him.

[tragicsiblings]

— (insp)

[resident-idiot-simp]

SCREAMING

MORE LOGAN AND MEW

(x)

I'm sorry I'm a huge pokémon fan you don't understand

(above my bed (I bet you could never guess my favorite generations))

I'm going to continue on my tirade and while I acknowledge Logan definitely has other pokémon the alolan sandslash was a stroke of genius from me (If I do say so myself). I however am stuck on the Mew part because I just know I'm correct

Logan: Should we kill this guy Mew?

Mew: Mew

Logan: your right *unchieves claws*

Mew: *floating a beer bottle over to Logan*

Logan: have I ever told you how much I love you?

Logan: *scowling while smoking a cigar as now students are introduced to him*

Mew: *happily waving from a top Logan's head*

Mew: *transforming into a tyranitar on the battlefield*

Logan: *smirking evilly*

Mew: *putting a forcefield around a berserkers rage filled Logan*

Mew: *sitting on Logan's lap as he reads old none English books* MEW

Logan: *smiling* yeah its interesting seeing it from a different perspective isn't it?

Logan: *sleeping like an old man*

Mew: *sleeping on top of him*

Mew: *protecting students in the battlefield*

Wade and Logan: *cuddling on the couch*

Mew: *somehow wedged between them*

Wade: OMG LOOK AT THE KITTY!!

Logan and Mew: *sharing a look*

Mew: *mind whammies Cassandra*

Logan: *delighted cackling*

Logan: *trying to fix broken appliances at the apartment*

Mew: *on the ground beside him trying to help*

Laura:....

Mew:....

Laura: hi?

Mew: *delighted noises*

Wade, Laura, and Logan: *existing*

Mew: *protective noises*

Dad and the cat he doesn't want ass behavior

[wadewnstonwilson]

One of my biggest headcanons/ideas for Deadpool is that he’s extremely affectionate but too embarrassed to actually ask for it to be reciprocated. Like of course I don’t mean sexual touch because Jesus Christ, we all know he’s not afraid to initiate that. But rather just straight forward intimacy. Maybe he does so with the belief that he doesn’t deserve it, or that someone wouldn’t want to give that sort of intimacy to someone who looks like he does? Simple things like wanting his partner to scratch his back, wanting them to hum or sing a song they like to him would make him melt! Whether or not they truly have a good voice, it’ll always sound amazing to him.

Wade just wanting to be held after a long day of killing baddies. He doesn’t want to settle for just physical intimacy or sex. Sometimes he just wants to lay down on them. Let then fully embrace him while he talks about his day or things he usually wouldn’t open up about. Like sure, sex is great, but being loved, the feeling that someone loves you and wants you past all the other shit is unrivaled.

I know this is such a long ramble but I just had to share my thoughts 😭 take care! 💚

Awh, I love these!!! Posting soon!

As always, if anyone has any specific Wade, Logan or Poolverine headcanons they'd like me to write out, please send me an ask!

[buckyscap]