#wade knows

[sh4-rkz]

Wade calling Logan a honey badger is so funny to me

Cause In real life honey badges;

.fight everything

.steal food of jaguars and get mad when they spot them

.bite animals in the balls

.steal honey while getting stung because they just don’t care

.and seem to live through fucking everything

…

All im saying is wade 100% knows what honey badgers and like and is doing it on purpose

[swordsonnet-bardofwar]

Logan 100% gets jealous of Mary Puppins.

Wade always showers her with compliments, kisses her little head and lets her climb on his lap. The merc will do everything and more for that little dog and Logan wants all that attention for himself.

At first, he can't really identify the feeling as jealousy, so he just ignores the feeling and then one day, it hits him. Wade has just started his usual shtick of coddling Dogpool and is letting her slobber all over his face and Logan realises that he has never wanted to be a dog more than right this moment.

[watmalik]

We moved on WAY too fvking quickly from this…

[cerisedemons]

bite

[puncertainty]

you know that one team member who takes all the credit but does none of the work

[mischievous-thunder]

It's him, Johnny. Logan himself is the source. He tried to get out of the Void that way and failed.

[otto-doctavius]

Logan and Mary Puppins are so “dad and the dog he said he didn’t want” coded. He was acting disgusted by that dog for 90% of the movie, then when they were going to fight the Deadpools that almost baby-talk “You won’t wanna see this, bub.” slipped out. Then ofc there’s the bit at the end when they’re all at the table and he’s just sitting there playing with her ears and laughing as he makes her high-five Laura. I see you, mr “she is NOT coming with us”. You like that nasty little dog

[jay-wasstuff]

Logan: trauma dumps Wade:

[jakegyllenbaalz]

this movie is making me insane

[kazodus]

came to me in a dream

[novakiart]

spideypool but it's a comedy of errors

[st0nedr0s3]

I know the director and crew were giggling behind the camera shooting this angle🤫

gif from @blursbian

[swordsonnet-bardofwar]

Whenever Wade shows up, Logan does the little mrrp thing cats do when they see things they like.

He tries to do it all quietly, but at some point, people start noticing and calling him out on it.

Logan: *Pupils blown wide, full attention on Wade, 5 seconds away from purring*

Laura: You're in love with Wade aren't you?

Logan: *blushing* No.

[watmalik]

HE’S A GREAT WHAT—?

[brainrotcharacters]

the next time Logan does this, wade is going to keel over CACKLING

[mischievous-thunder]

Oh, what a shy little fiery kitty you've got yourself, Wade!