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[koenigami]

[justicerikai]

Charisma House - Superhuman Sharehouse Story “Charisma” - #19 Fumiya and Iori

Please read alongside listening to the drama track on Youtube.

Iori: Amahiko-saaan~

Amahiko: Ooh.. ueeh? Iori-san!? Are you alright!? You have some horrible dark circles around your eyes!

Iori: It’s nothing to worry about, gimme an order♪ It’s another day for self-sacrifice♪ Contribution♪ Free service♪

Amahiko: But still…

Iori: Ah, you’re drinking coffee. I’ll pour you another cup.

(Iori speeds off and comes back)

Iori: Here you go!

Amahiko: How fast!

Iori: Are you enjoying it?

Amahiko: I haven’t drank yet

Iori: Drink.

(Amahiko takes a sip)

Iori: And?

Amahiko: It’s absolutely delicious, Iori-san. Thank you.

Iori: Yaay~! Is there anything else?

Amahiko: Eeh! No, I can’t…

Iori: Give me orders! Do as you like! Tug on my collar!

Amahiko: Please calm down

Iori: Ah, Saru-chan and Terra-kun! Good timing!

Terra & Sarukawa: Huh?

Iori: I’m telling youuu, there’s no need to worry. I’m seriously fine.

Terra: Really? Even though you don’t look well

Sarukawa: You didn’t sleep did’cha

Iori: It’s okay. Going to bed will only throw my balance off even more. C’mon hurry. Orders, orders

Terra: Hmm, well if you say so, could you go out shopping?

Iori: Of course♡

Amahiko: The bath needs to be cleaned…

Iori: Of course♡

Sarukawa: Wash my shoes

Iori: Of course♡

Terra: You see the toilet is…

Iori: Of course♡

Amahiko: About the entrance…

Iori: Of course♡

Sarukawa: Y’know the roof’s kinda

Iori: Of course♡

Terra: A head spa

Iori: Of course♡

Amahiko: Strip

Iori: Of course♡

Sarukawa: Gimme money

Iori: Sure! I’ll give you lots of it!

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Rikai: What are you guys doing again! This escalated too much!

Iori: Rikai-kun, I’m fine with it

Rikai: No way! You know you look awful? And I’m sure you haven’t been resting properly either

Rikai: What is the meaning of this! Are you all trying to get Iori killed?

Terra: Well… He said himself that he’s okay with it…

Amahiko: S-so we just…

Iori: R-Rikai-kun… I seriously have no problems with it… So if there’s anything you want me to do then…

Rikai: No. It has been enough of this slave contract and foolish system so we will be abolishing it.

Iori: HAAAAH!? Hold on!

Terra: Iori-kun… I’m so sorry for all I did…

Iori: He apologied! No no no!

Amahiko: I won’t depend on you anymore…

Iori: No way, this is bad! This is going in a bad direction! How did it come to this!?

Sarukawa: Io, my bad.

Iori: EVEN SARU-CHAN!? No way! This is a slave crisis!

Rikai: Now then everyone, we will not be relying on Iori-san by any means now.

Iori: Rikai-kun, aren’t you the one trying to get me killed!?

Rikai: Order is ALL GREEN.

Iori: It’s not green AT ALL! It’s getting dark before my eyes. I need to work! Contribute! Not rest!

Rikai: Go rest up properly

Iori: Nooo waaaaay!

Rikai: Back to your room!

Iori: WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!

(Door opens)

Terra: Ah, Fumiya-kun

Fumiya: Is Iori here?

Iori: Huh? Y-yeah. I’m here.

Fumiya: Sorry to ask but could you clean up my room, I’ll be out for a while

Fumiya: And I’m hungry. Make some food too.

Iori: Fu-Fumiya-san…!

Iori: Yes! I’ll take care of it~!

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Rikai: Wait there, Iori-san. I said it was enough

Iori: Grrrr

Rikai: Fumiya-san, I ask you to refrain from relying on him.

Fumiya: Hm?

Iori: Grrrrrrr

Rikai: We’re working our fellow resident Iori-san to the bone

Fumiya: Aah. Yeah we’re using him

Rikai: It’s no good.

Fumiya: It’s not? Why

Rikai: W-why you ask…

Fumiya: Isn’t it really convenient

Rikai: Convenient!? How could you say that!

Iori: Fumiya-saaaaaan!!!

Rikai: Eh?

Fumiya: He’s got a high utility value

Rikai: UTILITY value!?

Iori: FWUuMIYAa-SHUAaAAN!!

Fumiya: I can take it easy with someone like him around

Rikai: I cannot approve of such a relationship. It’s no good.

Fumiya: No good? Why.

Rikai: It’s unhealthy. Corrupt even

Fumiya: Yeah. But human connections are corrupt to begin with, right

Rikai: Hah?

Fumiya: Everyone forms relationships due there being some kind of benefit or merit to be gained from having associations with one other. Those who cannot offer anything are shut out. Even families do so and it happens all the more with strangers.

Fumiya: Motohashi Iori is convenient for me, his utility value is high, so there’s no doubt that his existence is certainly vital.

Fumiya: If he ever were to lose his utility then this relationship might end up severed.

Fumiya: Well, the same could be said about me.

(Iori sounds happy)

Fumiya: Iori? Food

Iori: Eh! Y-yes!

Amahiko: Rikai-san? Everything alright?

(A loud thud is heard)

Terra, Sarukawa, Amahiko, Rikai: !?

Sarukawa: Io!?

Terra: Wah! He collapsed!

Sarukawa: Io! What happened!

Rikai: Iori-san! Are you alright!?

Terra: Did he die!?

Amahiko: He didn’t

Terra: He’s dead!!???

Amahiko: He isn’t

Iori: Fuwaah….

Terra, Sarukawa, Amahiko, Rikai: Eh?

Iori: Sorry. I don’t know what happened but I suddenly felt drowsy

Terra, Sarukawa, Amahiko, Rikai: Hah?

Sarukawa: What the hell you bastard were just sleeping

Iori: I wonder where that came from. How strange

Terra: Geez~ What a scare. We thought you died. Right?

Amahiko: No, no one thought that, Terra-san

Fumiya: Why don’t you go sleep in your room? Never mind food

Iori: Eh… B-but…

Fumiya: You can’t do anything without stamina. Resting up is also part of giving free service I think

Iori: Y-you’re right. Understood. I’ll go rest.

Iori: Everyone, I’ll be taking a short break right now so make sure to make good use of me once I’m back.

Fumiya: Got it. Besides this household would be nothing without you

Iori: Fuuh…Fuuuh….FWuuUWUuUMIYUAAaaSHBUAaAAN~!

Fumiya: ‘Night

Iori: Goodniiight~♪

Rikai: He…He went to rest…

Amahiko: Hm~ Fumiya-san, as expected from you if I had to say, nice guidance play.

Terra: You knew how to pick your words to convince him, since it looks like he went to rest on his own accord

Rikai: You spoke in such a way for the sake of his own, huh…

Sarukawa: Meh

Fumiya: You’re wrong

Terra, Sarukawa, Amahiko, Rikai: Eh?

Fumiya: I only did it for the sake of my own merit, if he doesn’t get proper amount of rest then he could break and it’d be a problem

Fumiya: So you gotta take good care of useful tools

(Fumiya walks away)

Terra, Sarukawa, Amahiko, Rikai: What the hell!