#waaaaaaargh

[made-nondescript]

i miss qpr relationships i miss emerald duo specifically

[doggerell]

my boyfriend bought me a Thursday shirt did you know I am so incredibly loved?

[tomeebear]

welcome to hell got a second part yippee

[minthara]

vibe check for my possible da:tv character :3 (naming her Ottessa or Reva depending on what sounds better with the set last name)

[instantlandtimemachine]

Welcome to the very first junkbots chapter, this AU has been getting some support from those who liked my posts so thanks to all who liked 👍

Let's get into this saga with:

CHAPTER 1 - ESCAPE FROM THE HEAP.

In a New York city in the current day and age, things are going shit for humanity, and soon things will get much worse for everyone and everything, but you wanna know what brave guys are not having any problems?

These are the junkbots.

A bunch of lovable goods who live in an abandoned junkyard, which they call "the heap".

There's the leader of the team - jack static.

His friend Arielle 51.

The anxious boxstritch

And the bit who knows magic, sage.

They're currently trying to build a car so they can learn to drive.

Sage: jack my boy, we need a steering wheel, I think there's one just over there!

Jack: alright sage, I'll be back soon.

As Jack walked around the old and trashed place, he heard a clanging in the various metals and waste, unnerved but determined, jack set off to find the steering wheel.

Boxstritch: hey sage, have you seen the giant spacecraft in the sky?

Sage: wait, what?

Arielle: Sweet! A photo opportunity!

Sage: are you serious?

Arielle: eh, it's a cool moment.

As the mysterious spacecraft started to come to orbit, hordes and hordes of heavily armed crash test dummies jumped out, and were immediately destroying everything in sight.

Jack: *gasp*, HOLY FUCKING SHIT! I can't let this go to waste, it's fighting time!

???: Hello there friend!

Jack: GAAAAAAAAAH!

???: WAAAAAAARGH!

As Jack came across the startled blue bot, jack became scared.

???: Don't be scared, I'm M.O.E, the mechanical operations expert! (And yes my name is an acronym).

Jack: nice to meet ya M.O.E, I'm jack static!

M.O.E: I'm here to get you outta this dump, because an Invasion is here!

As the bots looked around, the dummies were armed with guns of all shapes and sizes, and started tearing down the junkyard.

Jack: WHAT!?

As Jack's mind was about to snap, he gained a power that he had hidden in himself, he could run at Mach speed.

Jack: Oh hell yeah.

Crash dummy: aw fuck, he can run fast!

Jack: and I'm about to kick your metal ass.

Crash dummy: get him troops!

The enraged bot used his powers to fight the dummies, tearing them apart one by one.

M.O.E: hey static, tray holding hands with everyone and running really really fast!

Sage: I heard that!

Jack grabbed everyone by their hands (except boxstritch, he held him by his leg), and ran so fast, he traveled across dimensions, and to brighton falls, 1987.

CHAPTER 2 -BOTS AND HUMANS.

Arielle: woah! How could you do that?

Jack: I simply got so pissed that I could run at Mach speed!

Boxstritch: that's impressive.

Jack: but I'm really exhausted, I'm gonna go to sleep in this car... *Sleeps*

M.O.E: well he would get tired eventually.

As Jack slept in the automobile, the other guys decided to find a hiding place, and they found: a wheelie bin.

Sage: is this really where we're gonna be hidden?

Arielle: it's worth a shot.

A few hours had passed, and the car jack was in, had left.

Sage: oh fuck no!

Boxstritch: does he still have his gun?

Sage: of course he does! He also has a wrench for melee combat.

As Jack woke up, he found himself in a moving vehicle, with 2 people talking to eachother at the same time.

Jack: aw fuck, I can't get out now, but wait, I can hear some dicks being dicks!

As our hero overheard the ruckus, he got an insane idea.

Jack: this just might work.

Jack grabbed his gun and said to every teenager in the area:

Jack: LISTEN UP YOU BOZOS! This here girl is really really mean, look it this fine lad with the afro and the girl with the denim, do you really think they should get bullied? I say we all beat her up! What do you say?

Random teenager: he naturally has a point. Let's get her!

Jack's rousing speech had turned all the teenagers against Tina lark, and also his speech had also made it to the workers of hot dog on a stick, and they bet up their boss Craig.

???: Wow, how'd you do that!

Jack: I have no idea, but I'm jack static.

???: I'm Charlie Watson and this is my good friend memo.

Memo: yo!

Jack: my universe is really fucked up, and a bunch of evil dummies have destroyed my home, so could we team up?

Charlie: hell yeah, I'm dow-

Jack: aw shit, it's one of their ships!

Memo: get in Bumblebee.

Jack: who the fuck is Bumblebee?

Charlie: you'll see In Due time.

Jack and his newfound team members escaped back to the house that the junkbots had first rushed into.

M.O.E: eh jack, I see you made some new buds? Anyways, we're getting outta here, with this warp core and this microwave!

???: Who woke me up?

Charlie: aw fuck, Otis, we're escaping our world.

Otis: aw hell no.

Memo: ok lil' man, go tell your parents (or parent).

M.O.E: all done!

Boxstritch: so where are you warping is now TV-face?

M.O.E: have you eve been to a space city before? Because that's where we're going!

Sage: it is called the "crossroads" perhaps?

M.O.E: bonus points for funky wizard bot, you're correct!

Sage: oh boy! I've been here before! I can show you all around.

Arielle: that's great and all, but now we gotta go!

Boxstritch: we're warping in 3, 2, 1!

And so - our heroes warped into the space city, ready for a new adventure.

Also, I forgot to show the character images of Charlie, memo and Otis so here they are.

[hugefy-me]

KROMCH!

WAAAAAAARGH!

[alternianavenues]

AAAARRGHH!!!!!! WAAAAAAARGH!!!!!! SOB SOB SOB!!!!! UUUUUU!!!!!

I've really been laying it on thick with the fan classes. Maybe I should do a master post of them at some point.

And naturally I drew @alternianavenues 's freakum guy in his hot soup. Mmmm jejrik flavor

(You guys should really check them out they have absolutely delicious art and character design)

[honeymoonjin]

This is for any of the gentlemen: were there any other men in the house that you had a bad first impression of but that changed and now you get along like two peas in a pod? Or was there maybe anyone you immediately clicked with? I’d love to hear about either of those situations!!

Jungkook shrugs shyly. “I’d like to think that Tae and I clicked really well to begin with. We’re both the youngest guys, and I think sometimes we both feel kinda out of our depths compared to the others. And I really get along with him and I think he’s really cool and fun and nice, and especially these days we spend lots of time together. It’s good.”

[servanttothelight-a]

*sniff again**muffled*.....WAAAAAAARGH!!!*Big BOI steps Fading off*

...

“Uh...bye?”

[hugefy-me]

Lulu watches the battle. Grumps.

This funny Soraka has allied herself with the garden muncher! She is foe!

An actual Ork wanders between the mycanoids. "Wot dis den?" He asks her.

"Fighting to protect my garden!"

"Youz a funny Grot... But there krumping ta be done! WAAAAAAARGH!" He charges in, followed by several other Orks.

Lulu is very confused.

Lulu uses her knowledge to summon Orks.... They are mushroom men, right?

Several micanoids square up, glaring at the star goat.

The reply is an instant barrage of Starcalls. As it turns out, one can make these pack quite the punch if one places an angrily beeping shield-drone in the center of the energy.

It's like putting a rock inside a snowball, except the rock had some very strong opinions about whoever it was hurled at in addition to being harder than any rock could ever hope to be.

[drag-on-dragoon]

THEYRE WENDIFYING EVERYONE

[estrogen-eater]

WAAAAAAARGH!!!!

For those of you that followed him, @ozi-uwu was terminated, go follow his backup @boykisser-archives

[drag-on-dragoon]

ughhh i just cant figure out whether every member is a counterpart to another member the way choerry is but only choerry can actively switch places or if the two sides contain exact copies of every person altogether (since choerry is in-universe just an exact copy of hyunjin) or if everyone is totally unique except for choerry

[ask-vaal-hazak]

Viir gives a pain filled grunt "E-excuses..*choke*...all I hear are excuses! M-maybe your parents didn't want to s-see a foolish weakling! You should be ashamed f-for not c-challenging yourself! *Cough* Y-you could kill a giant with your f-fist it you tried hard enough! *Couch* look at you....t-there are male drow with more of a back bone t-than you!" He slams his fist against the metal claw and spits in her face.

"y-you make me sick.....*cough* maybe you did something to deserve those parts! *Wheeze* you're nothing....y-you'll never have......a glorious death. You insignificant......poor.....excuse....of a coward."

"D-die with honor......D-die with G-g-glory"

He gasps and his eyes start to roll back as he drops his axe and Sheild, passing out.

-meanwhile-

The zombie finally reaches Jarala as he gets in his cart.

Jarala "Good minion! The ssssstatue and the Phalactary. Ah, one ssssstep closssssser to my goal. Now sssssstay here and keep them busssssy." He snaps his fingers and The ghouls take off.

The Zombies turns and let's loose a cry "Waaaaaaargh!" A coffin opens to reveal a Death Knight.

D.Knight "a good place to die......come....let us depart" the Knight picks up his axe and steps forward, grasses and insects die around him.

@mystic-magic-rp

A soft tap braces the archmages door "Master! A Necromancer had been sited at the graveyard! Come quickly! I-its the one from the wanted posters!"

Archmage Olivette, a mid height rose-gold dragonborn, stood up in shock., Her chair fell with a loud clatter. 

“Necromancer? Here? And at the graveyard? Thats not good… Lyra!”

Lyra, who was standing next to the Archmage’s desk was looking idly in a book.

“Lyra! LYRA!” 

Lyra looked up, mildly confused. 

“Go check out the graveyard me, please. The last thing we need are Necromancers.” the Archmage sighed.

Lyra nodded. She picked up her staff and left. Soon, she was at the entrance to the graveyard. 

@ask-vaal-hazak

[drag-on-dragoon]

the box art is soooooo goooooooood