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[inkykeiji]

clariiii!!!! beastzai girlies rise!!!!

okay okay hear me out i jst wanna be his stupid silly little princess that tries to braid his hair while he’s doing paperwork or smt! putting hairclips and ribbons on him, smooching him until lipstick marks stained all over his bandages! and he’d be so calm abt it too like “Oh? A new hairpin? I haven’t seen you use it before.”

he wouldn’t mind if Chuuya or any of his other subordinates walk in tho 😭 bro invented the idgaf war

omg that’s soooo cute tho????? i love the idea of beast dazai keeping this precious, pretty lil princess around ready to tend to his every wish n whim, to satisfy him in whatever way he requires, to serve him in every way—and that’s your only job, really, just be there for him to use whenever, wherever, and however he needs; and in return, he buys you whatever the fuck you want, lets you do whatever you please, prancing around his big office in the cutest lil outfits and lingerie sets, doodling little drawings on the documents he no longer requires (though they have to be shredded after; sorry, baby, Daddy thinks your drawing is really cute, but this is sensitive information that needs to be destroyed, don’t get whiny with him now), playing with his hair and marking him with lipstick and perfume and the cutest, sweetest lil puckered stamps of gleaming saliva across his neck and jaw (they look like lil flowers, Daddy, don’t you think?) <3

and he’s such a fucking pro at staying completely and entirely unbothered, unaffected, that iron grasp of self control inherent and effortless, his concentration wholly unperturbed by whatever it is you’re currently doing.

even so, his favourite is when you curl up on his toes, arms twined loosely around his calves and head resting on his thigh, little threads of drool dribbling from the corners of your lips to soil his trousers in tiny, sticky puddles, sound asleep until he wants to use you again <3 and if anyone has the guts to dare say something other than a glowing compliment—to him OR to you—well, that’s a bullet in the skull, right between the brows <3

does he also accidentally, unintentionally fall in love with you??? yes, of course, because we are hopeless romantics here on inkykeiji, but this is already v long so i am cutting it off here <333