#vveirdvvitch answers

[vveirdvvitch]

✊🛏️🙈 for ed please!

Oh my sweet sweet Nashy boy

✊ masturbation headcanon - def a compulsive and chronic masturbator. Dude is cranking it whenever he can. Home, bathroom at work, and once in the back of a movie theater when no one else was there.

Usually uses his hand and spit, sometimes lotion or lube if he’s feeling fancy. Will also hump the stuffing out of a pillow. And thank god for anonymous internet purchases! Now he can buy a fleshlight, a cock sleeve, and butt plug 😈

🛏️ soft sex headcanon - oh yes he loves it soft and sweet…..well he would if anyone would ever engage with him. Eddie fantasizes a lot about slow kisses and sensual body worship even if he’s gonna watch hardcore porn to get off

🙈 something they’re shy about asking for - EVERYTHING!!!!!! He can’t ask for basic help or even your phone number. You’ll need to pull his desires out of him like a rotten tooth that won’t budge. However, once he begins to trust you won’t shame him or run away screaming, the floodgates will open and you will find that what he wants is to experience everything.

[sweetums0kitty]

Kissses!!! Carving a pumpkin with you 🎃

Omg! I accept the smooches and would love to carve a pumpkin with you boo!

[vveirdvvitch]

💦📱🎤 Ah!! I just love how you write for Eddie!

KEEP GIVING ME COMPLIMENTS LIKE THAT AND I WILL HAVE TO WRITE MORE!!!!!! 💚💚💚

💦 cum headcanon - despite all his hand to gland combat, Eddie doesn’t last too long with a live person. In the beginning at least. The first couple encounters he is exploding after just a few thrusts. Then he will cry and apologize profusely. He is convinced you will never touch him again. He will make sure you do touch him again.

📱 phone sex headcanon - calling you over and over again from various dummy numbers with dick in hand counts as phone sex right??

🎤 how loud they are - he tries to be quiet. Making noise is sooo embarrassing!! But try as he might you know this boy is whimpering, whining, sobbing, pleading, begging, moaning, wailing, growling, & screaming

[vveirdvvitch]

5 Boring Facts

Yay!! @finniestoncrane tagged me and that makes me so happy!

1. I am highly allergic to cinnamon. I wasn’t always so I know how good all the things it goes in are. However being allergic to it has made my life slightly more boring.

2. I am the eldest daughter. I have also outlived my younger brother

3. I used to collect owl stuff. My son now associates me with owls and thinks it’s very funny to send them to me all the time.

4. My comfort food is popcorn. Specifically Orville Redenbacher Tender White microwave popcorn. (Sea salt Popcorners are a great sub)

5. My hair is starting to turn white. Lots of white and silver strands in there. Not grey, white and silver.

Tagging @accidentalslayer del has already been tagged but I would too @standard-human @gl1tchr @nshtn @rune-tisms and @knifeprincesss

[vveirdvvitch]

Merry Christmas and happy holidays! Have this festively edited picture of Edward Nashton as a gift! 💚

You absolute treasure!!! I adore this!!!

Santa Eddie let me sit in your lap!!

[vveirdvvitch]

so i take it youre a buffy fan? whats your favorite episode and why is it once more with feeling

ME LOVE BUFFY!!!!

Honestly Once More With Feeling is aight…..

My personal favorites are Beer Bad, Band Candy, & Restless

And yes I am down bad for both the Spuffy & Fuffy pairings 😎

[vveirdvvitch]

💦❤️👄 for eddie please

💦 cum headcanon - here is a bonus cum hc! My man fucking loves cum play. He wants to paint it on you and in you. Use his fingers to push it back inside of you. Smear it all over your body and face. Lick it up and kiss you with it. Dirty dirty boy.

❤️ making love headcanon - Eddie would love to take it slow and sweet. He wants to literally kiss every inch of your body. And he will! He has patience. He knows how to deny himself instant gratification. He will be agonizingly slow and deliberate until you beg him to go faster.

👄 making out headcanon- our sweet Nashy boy is gonna kiss you like a mule eating an apple!!! He doesn’t have a lot of experience but his enthusiasm is off the charts!! First few times you make out with him you walk away feeling like you’ve just got off a log ride. Welcome to the splash zone!!!!

[vveirdvvitch]

Stardew Friend✨️ did you start with a cat or a dog? Are you gonna put fruit bats in your cave or mushrooms? How much do you love Linus? Who is your fave villager? Do you have plans to smooch anyone, including Krobis?

Oh wow!! Okay so I have only just started playing!

I started with a dog. Bats? Mushrooms?? Yes please! I bring Linus food gifts all of the time! I don’t have a fave villager yet and don’t have a clue who Krobis is!

I’m going after Shane.

[vveirdvvitch]

Who’s your favourite clown girl? Do you have any models or inspirations maybeee?

Number One with a bullet is always Harley. There’s a little Harley that lives inside me forever 💖

Also Lucille Ball! Her physical comedy was off the charts! Plus she revolutionized television twice!! She invented the multicam sitcom and got Star Trek on the air

Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Squirm is a body horror clown genius!

And last but not least: The Clown Princess of Crime & Harlequin the Joker….Vera Drew!!! Brilliant artist!! If you have not seen The People’s Joker, I implore you to do so!!

[vveirdvvitch]

2 and 14 for the ask game! 💚

2. What is your go to comfort show?

Oooo that depends!

If I need to calm down? The Great North

If I need to raise my spirits? American Dad!

Feeling lonely? Community

Mad as hell? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

14. Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Getting clearance from the doctor to go back to work! Not that I want to be at work tho lol

[vveirdvvitch]

tbh i don’t have any particular question in mind about our beautiful neighbor ed, but i wanna know ur headcanons so bad 😵‍💫 plz give me your favorites

Hahah well I’m working on a linger head canon post but I can give you a sneak peak, doll

🧩 Prefers a classic bic pen. It’s cheap, can be purchased in bulk, and the ink doesn’t smear. Plus the ballpoint creates a lovely tactile element to his writing. Pushing the words and images into the paper.

🧩 Loves scented soaps and body gels but doesn’t want anyone to be able to smell him. He would hate to get bullied for smelling like fruit and candy. So he only uses ivory bar soap. Cheap and it works. But he I’ll buy the fruit candy stuff for you so you fill his space with dreamy scents.

[vveirdvvitch]

for the anon ask game! hiii <3 not many clues this time (i hope)

Gonna level with you folks here, that first one was pretty lucky. Now y’all hiding your tracks!! Sneaky sneaky

This is either @schizophrenicplayboy or @starkid22 ??

[vveirdvvitch]

You know.... i didn't originally have any strange theories, but now I'm suspicious.... me potentially being a ghost whisperer.... hmm... sounds like something a ghost would say! 🤔 (I'm joking, of course)

Oooooo!!! And I haunt tumblr!! Giving unsuspecting people new kinks!!!! 🤪

[vveirdvvitch]

favorite word?

I HAVE SO MANY!!!

The first one that comes to mind is curmudgeon.

I am also very fond of cahoots.

[vveirdvvitch]

actually i think hed be pretty vanilla

buh-dum-tsss

...yeah i know vanilla extract isnt a condiment, but it can be if you try hard enough

I’m trying not to think about it cause my brain wants to go horrible places

[vveirdvvitch]

i need to bite edward on the neck. yes this is a fic request.

So I included this in Undisclosed Desires but here is just the biting part of you aren’t into pegging!