#vveirdvvitch answers

[vveirdvvitch]

5 Boring Facts

Yay!! @finniestoncrane tagged me and that makes me so happy!

1. I am highly allergic to cinnamon. I wasn’t always so I know how good all the things it goes in are. However being allergic to it has made my life slightly more boring.

2. I am the eldest daughter. I have also outlived my younger brother

3. I used to collect owl stuff. My son now associates me with owls and thinks it’s very funny to send them to me all the time.

4. My comfort food is popcorn. Specifically Orville Redenbacher Tender White microwave popcorn. (Sea salt Popcorners are a great sub)

5. My hair is starting to turn white. Lots of white and silver strands in there. Not grey, white and silver.

Tagging @accidentalslayer del has already been tagged but I would too @standard-human @gl1tchr @nshtn @rune-tisms and @knifeprincesss

[sweetums0kitty]

Kissses!!! Carving a pumpkin with you 🎃

Omg! I accept the smooches and would love to carve a pumpkin with you boo!

[vveirdvvitch]

so i take it youre a buffy fan? whats your favorite episode and why is it once more with feeling

ME LOVE BUFFY!!!!

Honestly Once More With Feeling is aight…..

My personal favorites are Beer Bad, Band Candy, & Restless

And yes I am down bad for both the Spuffy & Fuffy pairings 😎

[vveirdvvitch]

Stardew Friend✨️ did you start with a cat or a dog? Are you gonna put fruit bats in your cave or mushrooms? How much do you love Linus? Who is your fave villager? Do you have plans to smooch anyone, including Krobis?

Oh wow!! Okay so I have only just started playing!

I started with a dog. Bats? Mushrooms?? Yes please! I bring Linus food gifts all of the time! I don’t have a fave villager yet and don’t have a clue who Krobis is!

I’m going after Shane.

[vveirdvvitch]

Who’s your favourite clown girl? Do you have any models or inspirations maybeee?

Number One with a bullet is always Harley. There’s a little Harley that lives inside me forever 💖

Also Lucille Ball! Her physical comedy was off the charts! Plus she revolutionized television twice!! She invented the multicam sitcom and got Star Trek on the air

Sarah Sherman aka Sarah Squirm is a body horror clown genius!

And last but not least: The Clown Princess of Crime & Harlequin the Joker….Vera Drew!!! Brilliant artist!! If you have not seen The People’s Joker, I implore you to do so!!

[vveirdvvitch]

2 and 14 for the ask game! 💚

2. What is your go to comfort show?

Oooo that depends!

If I need to calm down? The Great North

If I need to raise my spirits? American Dad!

Feeling lonely? Community

Mad as hell? It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia

14. Whats something upcoming that you’re excited for?

Getting clearance from the doctor to go back to work! Not that I want to be at work tho lol

[vveirdvvitch]

tbh i don’t have any particular question in mind about our beautiful neighbor ed, but i wanna know ur headcanons so bad 😵‍💫 plz give me your favorites

Hahah well I’m working on a linger head canon post but I can give you a sneak peak, doll

🧩 Prefers a classic bic pen. It’s cheap, can be purchased in bulk, and the ink doesn’t smear. Plus the ballpoint creates a lovely tactile element to his writing. Pushing the words and images into the paper.

🧩 Loves scented soaps and body gels but doesn’t want anyone to be able to smell him. He would hate to get bullied for smelling like fruit and candy. So he only uses ivory bar soap. Cheap and it works. But he I’ll buy the fruit candy stuff for you so you fill his space with dreamy scents.

[vveirdvvitch]

for the anon ask game! hiii <3 not many clues this time (i hope)

Gonna level with you folks here, that first one was pretty lucky. Now y’all hiding your tracks!! Sneaky sneaky

This is either @schizophrenicplayboy or @starkid22 ??

[vveirdvvitch]

You know.... i didn't originally have any strange theories, but now I'm suspicious.... me potentially being a ghost whisperer.... hmm... sounds like something a ghost would say! 🤔 (I'm joking, of course)

Oooooo!!! And I haunt tumblr!! Giving unsuspecting people new kinks!!!! 🤪

[vveirdvvitch]

favorite word?

I HAVE SO MANY!!!

The first one that comes to mind is curmudgeon.

I am also very fond of cahoots.

[vveirdvvitch]

actually i think hed be pretty vanilla

buh-dum-tsss

...yeah i know vanilla extract isnt a condiment, but it can be if you try hard enough

I’m trying not to think about it cause my brain wants to go horrible places

[vveirdvvitch]

i need to bite edward on the neck. yes this is a fic request.

So I included this in Undisclosed Desires but here is just the biting part of you aren’t into pegging!

[vveirdvvitch]

You like men that want to express/find themselves(?)

Oh I love that!

I really like helping people be their authentic selves! Be cringe! Be weird! Tell everyone you want to fuck that lizard man!

Eddie is ALWAYS expressing himself! With his clothes and riddle and all.

Data wants to know what it means to be human. Got news for ya bud, you’re just autistic. But I love you still.

Link is always trying to figure out what is good and right and how to save what he loves. How to become a hero that can save what he loves.

G’Kar thinks he knows who he is but then goes on a self reflective spiritual journey. He finds himself and makes it his mission to help others find themselves as well. Mostly Sheridan but ya know.

[vveirdvvitch]

well, for starters, im a riddler fan. granted, i feel like most of your mutuals are riddler fans, but still.

I have a little sneaky suspicion this could be @standard-human

????

[vveirdvvitch]

burt fabelman. hands down for me on this one. maybe that's predictable maybe whatever whatever i'm just saying here - i think you're what he needs in his life. i can imagine him being a little thrown off kilter at first but like?? i can imagine you becoming the reason for the new little kick in his step, the sparkle in his eye, the urge to be a little bit more alive. after all this time, i think he'd feel a true sense of being wholly loved as himself. which is just what that old man needs and deserves

😭 omg you angel!

Meemaw will love Peepaw. Nerd out on me please sir.

Burtie like casserole??

Torn between getting him some suspenders and continuing to watch his little butt slip out of his slacks…

[vveirdvvitch]

I think u should have Jay from Okja mama. He's a lil nuts but I believe you would match his freak.

HEY BEEJ, we gotta finally watch Okja so you can glimpse the competition 😉