#vuzi kinda? not sure

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Immortal Vuzi AU fluff headcanons (EDIT: answers by me under the cut!)

The two own all the game consoles like literally own all of the console

Uzi once went back to high school during the senior year as a student and V made sure to get her in school on time and it made her popular cuz she knew everything but she didn't flirt with the popular girls cuz her core will always be with V

One Chapter of their lives Uzi and V went by the famous lead singer and drummer duo Umi Joseph and Vega Dun called thirty\two skylines cuz V can actually drum and Uzi can sing and rap and made a lot of albums and singles and won awards

They both like cartoons like a drone version Steven Universe and saw Garnet as "They're like us fr"

Future

When Uzi and V saw their daughter after 16 years the two hugged her

Uzi is the one to propose to V asking her to marry her and V tearfully with joy said yes

The two after 200 years finally got married and Anne helped with the wedding and it was the most beautiful

Uzi had the sweetest suit and V had the most beautiful wedding dress. The two exchanged vows and finally became Uzi and V Doorman

Uzi and V did have another daughter named Luz and they get to keep her making Anne a big sister

Here I'll 'answer' some of these headcanons, just because ...for the fun of it. these are all answered/given opinions in order of the headcanons.

Yeah, Uzi and V kinda went through the various gaming consoles throughout the years. Best part? Uzi keeps them in great condition and sells them once in a while. Like "here is a 100 year old gaming console in perfectly working condition. yes, I'll gladly take all your money!"

Uzi has way too many bad experiences with high school to return. They've both went to college/university a few times. In one chapter, that's how they 'met for the first time'/'OMRG, they were roommates!'

Uzi and V are trying to live in the background and not draw too much attention to them, so living the life in the spotlight and albums and that kind of stuff ...too risky for them. They did join a band during one of their college Chapters, though. V can't sing ...at all. She'll play Uzi's bodyguard ...a role taken too seriously.

... I guess

FUTURE

For the sake of spoilers, I won't be giving too much information about Anne and how she hypothetically might reunite with her biological (Technological?) parents.

Uzi and V are married, but they've remarried so many times in so many chapters, they don't make a big deal out of it. And I feel that V would wear the suit mostly and Uzi would wear a Gothic inspired dress. White suit and a black dress. But they switch every other chapters, just to keep things fun.

I love a good Owl House reference - and I'll certainly try to put some into the future story/stories), but ...considering how hard it was for them to give up Anne and the reasons behind it, I don't think they'll opt for another child ...for now. I don't know, this is an ever evolving AU, so things might change.

[oogaboogaspookyman]

OKAY- IT'S VERY OUT OF CHARACTER FOR ME TO POST ABOUT THIS- UHHH UNDER THE CUT THERE'S A WHOLEASS SCREENSHOT OF A PROSHIPPER'S POST AND IT'S UGLY UGLY...

Also not tagging this with the Murder Drones tag, also for the safety of not just the mentioned proshipper in question, but also for everyone else that finds this post AND my own safety too

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THIS IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS AND ACTUALLY FUCKING BATSHIT POST I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE

LIAM??? LIAM HIMSELF, CREATOR OF MURDER DRONES, ON YOUR FUCKING SIDE???? I'M SOBBING

HE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A SINGLE CENT OF SHIT ABOUT SHIPPING AS A WHOLE AND DOES IT FOR THE FUCKING FUN OF IT

I'm not tagging or mentioning the proshipper in question for their safety (i'm sure whoever finds this post knows who's post this is anyway) but i do gotta admit... THIS IS ACTUALLY KINDA INSANE. HE WOULDN'T BE INVOLVED IN THE SHIP WARS- IF HE FOUND OUT ABOUT VUZI I FEEL LIKE HE'D LAUGH ABOUT IT. DEADASS I FEEL LIKE HE'D FIND IT FUNNY AND MAKE A LITTLE REFERENCE ABOUT IT IN THE SERIES FOR THE LAUGHS

Liam is probably WAY above partaking in this whole shitshow, no matter what side, so i think it's safe to say... you really shouldn't get him involved in this situation, let him take things as unseriously as possible, i think it's best that way...

CHRISTINE IN CLOUDLAND BLESS OUR SOULS IN THIS SCORCHING EARTH