#vulgradosbest

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

UHM. WHY ARE WE SAYING PEOPLE SHOULD BE PUT TO DEATH FOR THEIR ACTIONS AT 14. UHM. THATS KINDA.

I kinda hope none of you have children ever.

...I feel like it'd be, uh. Complicated for us eebies to have bio children. For many reasons.

Though, uh. My big brother, Mika, has an adopted Sentret son named Niko, so, uh, there's that.

[amewwayofliving]

Don't think I've ever heard of Lachrilove. Either they're not in my world, or they were lucky enough to not be in the pantheon.

What do you think of the various legendaries and mythicals on this website?

Hmmmmm well I think that it's perhaps a little homophobic I haven't seen my own deities running around here. I'd love to chat up Lachrilove see what it thinks

But overall... I actually haven't gotten to see like. Basically any besides Astra. So I guess *shrugs*

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

Hey Gen don't listen to them. No one on this site knows what human fucking emotion is or what it's like to be a teenager.

That's the thing about being a teen actually. People will call you a brat and a nuisance for daring to experience an emotion. But don't let em shut you up. You deserve to scream and yell and shout and let everything inside you out because that's your right as not only a human being but a living creature

But they're right. I keep doing this. I keep whining and complaining and causing people to jump to my defense because I won't stop throwing temper tantrums over things that don't even matter.

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

Hey! I have a question!!

Tell me if this is too invasive or if you're uncomfortable with the question and I'll back off immediately

But!!

Have you figured out some recipes that both remind you of home AND work well biologically with your current body?

Cause I'd assume (AND SUPER CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG) you for now are more biologically inclined to have a more seafood and insect based diet rather than a majority red meats or greens or such BUT!! From my understanding of cooking you could make some really really good substitutes using those materials!

So I was curious if you've like. Found some cool alternate recipes in your temporary adjustment to your body!

(Again I am soooo sorry if this is like. Upsetting to ask or something I will literally back off if you want me to)

Well, uh. My diet actually hasn't changed too much, thankfully.

I can still eat most things I could when I still had a human body, with, uh. Some exceptions. I can't eat onions anymore, or regular chocholate.

I haven't been able to find any good onion substitutes yet, but I have found some great chocolate ones!

And, uh. No need to apologize. I don't mind the question, especially since you're being respectful.

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

Do you ever bake things for your friends?

Yeah! I bake a lot!

It's, uh. A lot more difficult now. But I still do it!

[wingsofachampion]

Whose pages?

Someone just sent me a link to a "creepypasta"! I didn't know that pasta could be creepy!

I wonder how a recipe can be super scary?

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

Oh shit! If you're not from the human world where ARE you from?

We're from Overcast Village on the Thunder Continent!

It's in a separate world from the human world. I think that the term we're supposed to use for it when talking to humans is "world of mystery dungeons"? It's been a long time since I took the "how to talk to a human" lessons in school, though.

[goldenrodchef]

@vulgrados-best asked:

Whats your favorite kind of pastry? I really like Cinnamon Streusal Coffee Cake :]

Anything chocolate frosted.

[goldenrodchef]

Seriously, if you showed up to a show of the story of the Burned Tower, and started nitpicking it and joking about it, you wouldn't be allowed back in.

What makes you all think it's ok to tell someone that an important religious thing for someone is just a monster from a video game?

Some of you would get kicked out of the Ecruteak Dance Theater

[wingsofachampion]

Hiya!

MUTUALS!!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!!!!!!

[wingsofachampion]

What are Personas?

Hm. I love putting my friends into categories. Thinking about what Personas we would all have.

I think I would have Little Red Riding Hood...

[goldenrodchef]

Please.

I'm really worried.

What happened?

(@goldenrodchef) Miguel? -Gen

'm going for a walk. I'll be fine. I promise. I have my pokemon.

[goldenrodchef]

Thank you.

I hope that Aspen is somehow safe.

(@goldenrodchef) Um. Hi Miguel.

Uh. Sorry I couldn't respond sooner. Someone was threatening my family.

But, uh. I saw what happened to your friend.

My condolences.

I, uh. I'm here for you.

-Gen

HI GEN FINALLY NOT GOING 112.65 KM/H WHATS UP.

SOUNDS LIKE YOU AND I ARE HAVING DOWNRIGHT WILD DAYS. THINGS GOING WRONG. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

I hope your family stays safe. I'm praying for you.

[goldenrodchef]

That's terrifying.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE WAS STARING THROUGH MAPLE'S WINDOW?

Ah yes, Miguel did not elaborate on this.

One night when we were attempting a sleepover with Maple, to gain some degree of normalcy after Maple's injury from Houndoom, and saw him.

Maple was already asleep, but we found ourselves unable to be. The lack of Florges in the gardens was. Starting to scare us. To the point of delusion, but not hallucination, I might add. The nighttime did always make this worse for us.

We could Feel something was there but we reminded ourselves as best as we could that nothing was there, we were simply delusional. But Miguel had the urge to look outside, to calm themself (as if looking into the night has ever truly helped them calm down, but I digress).

We looked outside and we saw the flowers actively wilting. A rolling tide of death and rot. A blackness consuming yellow and blue and pink and purple and-

We backed away from the window. I distinctly remember looking around for Tami, we had taken our eyes off the window for just that moment. What unsettled me the most was that Tami was utterly calm.

When we looked back at the window we saw him. Piercing blue eyes and a gaunt figure. We remember nothing else of what he looked like. All we could feel was complete and utter fear.

I. Do not know how much of that event was our own mind. And how much was reality.

All I know is. We have never been one for major hallucinations.

[goldenrodchef]

Well, uh. If you find a way to get Minecraft to work across universes, I'd love to play it with you!

Have you ever played A Hat in Time?

(@goldenrodchef) Um, hi friend!

Um, what are some games you like?

-Gen

Okay using this as a grounding point:

I'm fond of playing Sandbox games like Minecraft and Terraria but can't usually play them for long without other people cause I get bored (I wonder if. I could play Terraria with someone outside my universe?)

I love open world games a ton!! They make me feel like I'm exploring! But I always end up doing tons of side quests and never finishing the game woops

Uhm! Fuck there's a lot of games I like. Persona was a game I played semi recently! Erm what else. man I loved DDLC UHHHH

There's Ace Attorney but apparently that is real life to you

UHHHH!!!!!!! THERES A LOT

[goldenrodchef]

Please no.

Please stop, anon.

He was meant for greatness. Meant to be a hero. He was meant to save a world.

Yet he abandoned his quest, abandoned the world he was meant to save. He left that world to rot, all to return to the world he came from.

He's only 16. He's just a kid. Like me. Like Maple. Like Esper. Like Victoria. Like all of us really. He's a scared kid in a shitty situation.

What do you expect him to do?