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SOMEONE GIVE THIS GUY A HUG
#transformers g1#transformers armada#transformers idw#transformers starscream#starscream g1#idw comics#idw transformers#idw starscream#tf starscream#starscream#transformers#maccadm#I VOULENTEER AS TRIBUTE#give starscream a hug 2024
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you know what? pornhub/porn production companies are SERIOUSLY missing out by not producing irl omegaverse porn, like all they would need is to get one twink up there with a little tube to make it look like his hole is slicking or somehow create a fake/prosthetic knot and they'd make MILLIONS
#as an asexual without a cock i am not a good candidate for this#BUT#where i in the position to say 'which of my followers will voulenteer as the alpha' you know i would#and before you ask yes i did look it up and no it doesn't exist yet
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im the number 1 house apologist, that man just needs some really good head or to get railed out of his mind or something similar and he’d be good
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work hours babey, and im almost out of asks
#on the docket tonight:#finishing the last patreon illustration for next week#doing prep for ''donnie says a slur''#and idk either portal baby or Graphic Design Voulenteer Job Stuff#quarterdraws#self portrait
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im gonna go volunteer at a guinea pig rescue today but im so scared lol....
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Why am I crying? Oh, no reason, just thinking about how if Katniss hadn’t volunteered for Prim, Peeta’s answer to Ceaser’s last question might have been, “Well there is this one girl, but I don’t think winning will help much in that case, because she would probably want her little sister back instead.”
#angst#sad#Hunger Games#prim everdeen#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#au#if katniss didn't voulenteer
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Dude if u make the asshat and it gets in that would be like the biggest tf2 heritage post ever
oh my god you’re so right
#by the way#one of our friends voulentered to help us make it#so the asshat may become real#also gonna make a tag for us to track#hmmm#the asshat chronicles
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Around half a year ago I thought I had done my last night shift and here I sit... In the business of misery lets take it from the top
#Im not really cut out to do night work i say....as I voulenteer at a pub for fun#Very very tired 2night is pretty rough
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THIS CANNOT BE REAL. THIS CANNOT BE REAL IM GOING INSANE. someone who followed my sparkledog blog reblogged this and im im awe THIS IS SATIRE RIGHT?? names blurred so im not going around hitting hornet nests
#?????????????????? ???????? sir this is a sparkledog blog not a child abuse blog#tw pedophillia#guys pleassse tell me its satire please#GUYS DO I NEED TO SAY ABUSING/SA'ING KIDS IS BAD#YOU VOULENTEER AT A WHAT.
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i am a lonely person, i have loner tendencies but at the same time i love to be around people… i do find it incredibly fulfilling. i wish community was more accessible, in that i was able to meet like minded people without having to pay for an over priced class or membership you know.
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I feel like it would be really fun to toe a cute femboy down and see how much force it takes to break his arm <3
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SHIT SHIT SHIT I ACTUALLLY SLEPT NOOOO IM FUCKED IM SO FUCKED IM DEFINITELY FAILING I HATE THIS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
#im gonna cry#you know what#if i dont go to school then that will leave my PARTNER to figure it out on her own and deal with it#yk why?#cause SHE DID FUCK NOTHING AND IM THE ONLY ONE THAT TRIED TO INTIATE CONTACT SO WE CAN DO SOMETHING#SHE HAS MY NUMBER BTW#SHE CAN TOTALLY TEXT ME#BUT NO SHE WAITED FOR ME TO TEXT HER AND ALSO FORGOT MY FUCKING NUMBER#LIKE ITS WRITTEN ON A PAPAER YOU HAVE WTF#SHES THE REASON I HAVE TO DO ANY OF THIS ALONE AND ITD GIVE ME GREAT PLEASURE TO JUST LET HER SUFFER#but then i would definitely fail cause not being there is basically saying “i didnt do anything” when i ABSOLUTELY DID#so whatever i guess i have to go#OMG WHAT AM I SAYING BITCH I DONT HAVE TO FUCKING GO ANYWHERE#THIS PROJECT ISNT REQUIRED ITS A VOULENTEER PROJECT TO TEACH 4TH GRADERS ABOUT FIRST AID#ITS FOR 10 EXTRA MARKS#MARKS THAT I DONT NEED CAUSE ITS FOR BIOLIGY AND I HAVE LITERALLY NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD A PROBLEM WITH BIO#WHY DO I CARE AGAIN?#THATS RIGHT I DONT#SUCK IT UP BITCH YOUR PRESENTING THE NON EXISTENT PROJECT ALONE AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH#i say this but still go anyway cause my mom is awake by the time im going and she'll just force me to go anyway
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today i was walking around the urgent care and i saw a nurse moving a chair to get to the height stick and i said hey do you need anything and she laughed and said, no, im just killing time and i laughed and said me too! and we grinned at each other and laughed and i came closer and asked, so what was it and she said 6’2 and then laughed and said 5’3, but thats because im wearing shoes and shes at least 20 years older than me.
i cant tell you how good it felt to laugh with her
#it has been#a very good day#everyone here is so much older#im a voulenteer#but i said hi to three people#had conversations#and someone asked me if i’d ate#i love it
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waiting patiently by my mail inbox to get the mail, but alas i get other important email, so still i wait
#i applied to voulenteer at a DE larp#im trying to not get overhyped#but the more i find out about it more i wanna go#actually more than play i wanna help out#make art and posters and write letters and documents#once i tried to write fanfiction but ended up writing 4 scientific inuniverse papers#blbl
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Legit can’t deal with how horny I am constantly all the time
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I’m gonna be face painting for 8 hours today aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
#starting at 7#IN THE MORNING#AAAAAA#AND ITS VOULENTEERING#I DONT GET ANYTHING FROM THIS#IVE NEVER EVEN FACE PAINTED BEFORE#IM JUST THE ART KID
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