#volounter

[balkanradfem]

I found a roommate!

She is a walking red flag just like everyone else, but, seems like the type of person who is not home a lot, so I should get a lot of time not having to deal with her, which is great. Now, while cleaning the apartment I realized I'd have to clean the balcony too, and there's some stuff that's been growing on the balcony that I haven't paid any attention to.

Some of my pepper plants decided to fail, and then different wild seeds activated in their place; some of them looked pretty! I brought some seeds from the forest while taking the soil, so I get all kinds of trees and surprises, and this is one of the plants that randomly activated on my balcony:

That's pokeweed. It's poisonous. Very on brand for it to be randomly growing on my balcony. The leaves are conditionally edible I think? If you get them at a certain time of the year? This berry is described as 'the most deadly berry in this area' but I still found records of people eating a few just to gain some resistance, which makes it very tempting to try. It's also been used to color wine a darker color, the name we have for it here is 'wine-color', which seems suspicious that they did that if the thing is poisonous. Who is lying here.

Another thing that grew a lot were volounteer tomato plants! That happens because I re-use soil constantly, so lots of my soil has tomato seeds, and they activated by the end of the summer. Seeing them grow I knew there was no way they would actually make tomatoes, it's too late in the season, but they're pretty so I let them grow. But look at this!

Some of them did actually make tiny little cherry tomatoes! They won't have time to ripen, but guess what. I can harvest them and pickle them together with some onions and peppers. I can make a little pickle jar of green tomatoes. And I will. Being able to harvest stuff in November is super cool to me, this is the season of frost and spook and yet I get little tomatoes and poisonous berries offering themselves up to me.

[lower-management]

/Just came back from helping some people clear out their basements and put out sacks of sand to prevent water getting back in again next time and I have one question:

Do nails just spawn in basements? I have mever seen so many nails in my life, all sticking out like I did somethinf wrong by awakening them from their slumber

[siliconforbrains]

I woke up and AO3 is still down.

[lwieserce]

Feeling deeply sad about uhmmm uhm. Not havijg an easy time connecting with people and not being resourceful. How are losers like me supposed to make it in life.

[glassboner]

Trying to coin another redit acronym from aita and it's you should go outside (ysgo) for situations so intrinsically internety that if you spoke to someone face to face about it they'd probably tell you there was something wrong with you

[cathalbravecog]

also, where the heck is "reid-triement"??? it used to be with the storyline comics but has disappeared

oh that IS weird i remember that comic clear as day and it's not even with the archive comics now?? ahhhhhhh yea this is why i want staff to be perhaps a bit more clear about this stuff but then again it is in development and toontown corporate clash is a GAME with a story and not just a story so theres other things theyre working on so they cant please everyone and i can be patient with this but huhmmmm ill just trust em with this for now but im even more confused on whats canon and whats not. how did a cute comic about one of the toons like.. mess with any other canon stuff? i forgot what exactly happened in it i believe reid talked to some toons at the start and some things were mentioned that may be deemed as non canon so its scrapped.

but honestly yea idk either.

[kerizaret]

EMU WOULD LOVE BEING KACKA DZIWACZKA SHE WOULD BE HAVING THE TIME OF HER LIFE

For everyone wondering who doesn't know the movie. "Kaczka Dziwaczka" literally means smth like "A Weirdo/Strange Duck" and it's a very fun children poem story (song in the movie) about a silly duck who was doing things that don't make sense or in some weird way. Like eating ribbons like spaghetti, laying down already cooked eggs, going to buy cheese at a barber's shop and more (it bases a bit on wordplay too which is intranslatable). And all the other ducks thought she was weird and didn't know what would become of her. In the end some merchant found her and cooked her. And after cooking she turned into a rabbit

It's a really funny and lighthearted story despite how it might sound and emu just fits the vibe so much

[doradotcom]

only three more days of classes and then im allowing myself to skip i cant do this anymore 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

[ithacanradio]

all of my flatmates whining to get me to go out with them tonight, which was very cute so im gonna pretend like having them all out of the house for the entire evening isn't the equivalent of a wet dream for me

[moonschocolate]

DORCAS?!?!??!!?

DORCAS'S OUTFIT'S COLOR PALETTE?!?!?!?!!

🛐strong women

[la-perfide-albion]

i made a coworker cry

it's a classic oopsie

[cornerihaunt]

i cried for less!!!!!!!!

[siliconforbrains]

AO3 IS BACK FROM THE WAR LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[marinonso]

[milkshakeeee]

IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK, IT’S BACK, IT IS FuCKiNg BACK!!! Ao3 my love how I have missed you

Thank you sooo much to the amazing people who made this incredible moment possible!

[cathalbravecog]

if the update tmrw is another arg or just an overhyped Nothing Sandwich Dissappointment update again im going t