#volokin

[fictionkinfessions]

I kin Volo from Pokemon Legends Arceus and I'm pretty sure every submas person I've ever met was nice to me until they learned that and were suddenly dicks for no reason. Like I personally offended them or smth. It's not that serious y'all

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[frith-inle]

Totem by volokine

[orpheusgone]

So @valiantnedspreciouslittlegirl did tag “anyone” so here i am: If tagged, answer the original questions and either add to the list or delete some (if you’d like), then tag more people!

Which book are you currently reading?

Une lutte sans trêve by Angela Davis (french translation of various interviews ans essays), American Gods by Neil Gaiman

What’s the best beverage to drink while reading?

Tea is the bestest

What’s your favourite book quote?

oh no ok i really cannot chose. “Comme la lune a l’air étrange” (Salomé, Wilde), or pretty much anything by Baudelaire from Delphine et Hippolyte, or “Tu me demandes pourquoi je tue Alexandre ?” from Musset’s Lorenzaccio, or this absolute gem (and bear with me, it’s mallarmé):

“À savoir que la danseuse n’est pas une femme qui danse, pour ces motifs juxtaposés qu’elle n’est pas une femme, mais une métaphore résumant un des aspects élémentaires de notre forme, glaive, coupe, fleur, etc, et qu’elle ne danse pas, suggérant, par le prodige de raccourcis ou d’élans, avec une écriture corporelle ce qu’il faudrait des paragraphes en prose dialoguée autant que descriptive, pour exprimer, dans la rédaction : poème dégagé de tout appareil du scribe.“

Are you looking forward to a certain book release? If yes, which one

The. Winds. Of. Winter.

What’s your Hogwarts house?

Ravenclaw

Are there any books you would recommend to the rest of us?

Lorenzaccio, Vellum, or Mallarmé’s Hérodiade

What is one genre you want to read more of?

I dont know, i guess i like science-fiction but not in a technology kind of science fiction, more of a weird mythological dystopian thing (hi @halduncan this is you)

Do you tend to easily enjoy whatever it is you’re reading or are you a hard sell?

i became such a hard sell, i really have to force myself to read sometimes when i find flaws in the author‘s writing

Who’s your favorite book character(s)?

Lorenzo. that’s cheating because he’s (was) a real person, but i’m absolutely in love with him. there’s also Volokine in a book by Jean-Christophe Grangé who made my heart beat. Also Sansa Stark and all the HP characters. many more.

Of all the made up worlds you’ve read of in books, which one would you choose to live in?

who wouldnt say hogwarts

tagging @pocket-sized-enjolras and @sowkiev and @ronan-lynch-irl and @blue-cosette and @mariuspontbambi and @24601-illusions and anyone who wants!

[joelhar]

Another Unbelievable Russian Propaganda Failure

Another Unbelievable Russian Propaganda Failure

UK Secretary of Defense Gavin Williamson © REUTERS / Yevgeny Volokin

Martial law in Ukraine ends on the 26th, therefore Russia is predictinga military action by Ukraine through the Kerch Straits, directed by President Poroshenko, for the purpose of extending martial law in Ukraine. THAT is a fairly shallow reason, so it fits into typical Russian conspiracy theories. I’m not saying it will or…

[nurmesiandesign]

Vesivoimainen kankirautavasara

Nurmeksesta katsottuna lähin tiedossa oleva kankirautavasara: Pohjois-Savon v. 1831 Jyrkänkoskel https://retkipaikka.fi/volokin-polku-sonkajarvi/

Konevasaran edeltäjä

Kankirautavasarat levisivät keskiajalla Eurooppassa.

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Brands Magazine

http://monthlybrands.com.pk/heres-nokia-3310-2017-performed-put-scratch-burn-bend-test/

Here's how Nokia 3310 (2017) performed when put to scratch, burn, and bend test

Well known for its durability, Nokia 3310 (2017) was put to scratch, burn and bend test on a YouTube channel by the name of VoloKin Project.

Starting off with the test, the model failed to impress us in the burn and scratch test but scored highest in the bend test.

Given the new Nokia 3310 features a plastic body design, we could guess it won’t do well in the scratch and burn test. With its plastic outer display, the phone starts to melt within 10-seconds while subjecting it to flame coming from a lighter, though the LCD doesn’t get damaged..

Remember, the feature phone costs only Rs 3310 and it would be unfair to expect Corning Gorilla glass at this price-point. Moving to the back cover, the YouTuber could effortlessly engrave Nokia on rear panel with the knife, and damage camera lens and flash as well.

Nokia 3310 (2017) scored highest in the bend test. The feature phone doesn’t bend at all, even after great pressure and considerable efforts by the YouTuber, only the back cover pops a little bit. This isn’t surprising given Nokia 3310 was considered one of the most durable phones around.

We’ve all seen those Nokia 3310 memes highlighting its ‘durability’ being widely circulated on social media. Well, it looks like Nokia is simply continuing its legacy with the new 3310 as well.

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Nokia 3310 (2017) сдал на отлично тест на изгиб

Nokia 3310 (2017) сдал на отлично тест на изгиб

Мы уже привыкли, что регулярно на популярном YouTube-канале JerryRigEverything появляются видео с тестами на прочность смартфонов. На этот раз миссию испытателя примерил на себя блогер с канала VoloKin Project, а объектом испытаний стал сиквел легендарного Nokia 3310, выпущенный HMD Global в нынешнем году. Вдохновленный «изуверствами» JerryRigEverything, блогер проверил телефон на устойчивость…

[fictionkinfessions]

Every so often I think about the joke we had about making a server to assemble the Volo army since we met so many Volo kins/fictives in one place. It was Very silly to just have a bunch of Volos pointing at each other like the Spider-Man meme

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[fictionkinfessions]

You have to understand. I was the only one left- I needed it back. Please, if you blame me, at least know why I did it. -Volo

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[fictionkinfessions]

It is verrrrrrrry awkward to form in a system where the host happens to kin Volo. Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry awkward.

-Emmet (fictive, #⭐🐱🍓)

[fictionkinfessions]

OHHH FUCK MPC IF YOU CAN POST THIS ON MOTHERS DAY THAT WOULD BE GREAT I COMPLETELY FORGOR

COGITA HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY YOU WERE AN AMAZING MOTHER FIGURE THANK YOU FOR TAKING ME IN AFTER I WAS EXILED

SINCERELY A VERY FORGETFUL VOLO (#⭐🐱🍓)

[fictionkinfessions]

Selfship portion of the ask game: I honestly don't mind, I've selfshipped before too. I can separate myself from my kin for the most part.

What I DO mind is those bitches who do yandere AUs. Just cause I'm the fucken' antagonist doesn't mean I'm gonna do that shit. "Yandere!Volo Hcs!! 🥺🥺🥺" *please* shut the fuck up for the love of SINNOH

-Volo, #⭐🐱🍓

[fictionkinfessions]

Hiii Volo kinnie here! Apologies to literally every Ingo and Emmet out there, did *not* mean for Ingo to get isekai'd when I summoned giratina that first time. Should probably also apologize to. Basically everyone in Hisui for that whole ordeal. And on the rare chance there's Cogitas out there, thank you so much for taking me in after I got exiled.

-Volo, #⭐🐱🍓

[fictionkinfessions]

to reference the great Gru meme:

*kinfirms Volo pokemon* *gets spoiled on pokemon legends arceus* *𝘨𝘦𝘵𝘴 𝘴𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘱𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘶𝘴*

[fictionkinfessions]

Ask game: I thiiiink my earliest kin is Temmie Undertale. My most recent kinfirmation is Volo from Legends Arceus. Easy win for Tem! #🗝✨📖

[fictionkinfessions]

OH LMAO the ask Emmet sent in posted

We're chill now. We were just kinda goofing off. We just found it funny especially since that's how he announced himself GAHAHA

(I forgot to put the /lh and /j tags, it was verrry awkward but in a joking way)

-Volo (kin) and Emmet (Fictive) (both #⭐🐱🍓)