#volo vs emmet will never not be funny

[lordamaranthus]

I’m trying to reign in my excitement for the Pokemon legends Z-A game since it’s coming out next year

So INSTEAD

I made a bingo prediction sheet. A large chunk of these are just things people have been speculating/hoping for, some are things I want, a few are things I do not want, and a few of them purposefully contradict each other

With some long winded, too detailed explanations for most of them under the read more :]

[These are just for fun, and purely speculation/hopes]

Mega Charizard Z: [/hj] For the love of fucking god GF I do not want to see this lizard anymore. I know you’re obsessed with him. I wish to be free.

Kalos Starters/Random Mix of Starters: I feel like even though we had a random mix in the first Legends game, it’s not a guarantee that they’ll be doing the same for this one; I think it’d be cooler to finally give the main three Megas instead, but I wouldn’t complain if it did end up being a random selection

Tera Raids of the box legendaries in SV: They were skipped over when they brought the older legendaries in the dlc; please, I would like to see my children again

[Fade to Black, SFX, Fade back in]: Since you’re giving the game an extra year and not forcing the Devs to spew out the game as fast as possible, that means we’re getting a little bit better animations, right?

…Right?

Set in the Future/Past: I’ve seen a lot of people go back and forth over this because of the crumbs we were given, so I figured I’d put both on here so I could win either way 💅💅

Megas are the next Nobles: I’m just going on a whim since this is only our second Legends game, so who actually knows what the plot points are going to be

Slightly Cleaner Art Style/Exact Same Art Style: This is another one I’m personally hoping for, I did really like the way the last one looked, but some things were a bit weird to me, like the light purple shadows on everything. When the trailer comes out I’ll be changing this card once I have my answer

AZ. In general.: I just wanna know more about him. Crumbs, even. Gimme info on that weird ass tall fucker.

New Megas: This is gonna be a free space, and immmm really hoping it is a guaranteed free space

Ultimate Weapon Plot Point: The emotions I felt coursing through my pre-teen body when the weapon fucking rose from the ground and knocked over several houses? Gimme that but multiply it.

More Lore of the War: Kind of a filler space, but also I thought it sounded funny when I typed it out

Emmet in Paris/Ingo: A lot of people immediately jumped to the conclusion that it would be Emmet becoming French for this game, but I’ve seen a few arguments[jokingly] for Ingo, so I’m covering my bases and putting both on here. I’m not getting my own hopes up, I’m going to assume neither are in the game juuust in case

New forms for the legendaries: I am a Gen 6-er who’s starving for crumbs. I never see my legendaries anywhere. I think Megas would be fuckin badass but honestly I’ll take a singular grain of anything

Xerneas and Yveltal fighting: God of Peace vs God of Destruction, fighting? Unheard of. Revolutionary story idea. I’d eat it up.

Diantha’s Ancestor: We got to see one champions ancestor, let’s see another’s :D However. They must be fashionable. This is non-negotiable.

Mega Mewtwo Z: Exact same as Charizard, I feel like if you give one a mega you’re obligated to give the other one as well, or else people will complain or question it too much. I put them in the same column because I feel confident that you can’t have one without the other

Volo: A lot of people are speculating this because he says some stuff after you fight him, and while I would definitely prefer to have a different antagonist for this game I wouldn’t really complain about it either

New Legendary/Returning Mythicals: Maybe a new one kinda like how we got Enamorous, but im mostly hoping that the mythicals come back for this game because I’m trying to have a living Dex in Pokemon Home and I have NONE of the mythicals. Like at all. I am not selling my soul to get them

[r0-boat]

After adopting and taking him in catboy Ingo sees you as mates in an unconventional bond, you work and bring him home food and shower him with love, while he stays at the den (your house) making sure the nest is in perfect order for you! Everything must be perfect for his mate! He teaches himself while you’re away at work how to make food appropriate for humans, and is very excited to show you his meals he has prepared for you.

And while he is excited to have a new brother, his brother doesn’t seem exactly happy about this, to catboy Emmet you’re HIS mate! Not this homewreckers mate! How dare he try to steal you away from him, he was here first! The hiss and occasionally fight (it’s one sided, Ingo just wants to be family) but after realizing Ingo isn’t a threat but a useful ally, and they actually get along very well! So bonus.

For you however you now have two very needy very clingy cat hybrids at home that loathe the smell of others on you, Emmet and his puffy tail and sharp eyes that glare at you once he smells and hears that you dare pet another hybrid on your way home! Bad mate! Jail for 1,000 years!

Ingo’s reaction was more heartbreaking the first time he smelt another on you, his ears lowered and his tail went limp as he looked on the verge of tears, it took extra time to make him feel better, you love your catboys but they are a handful, especially working together, when their heats hit you thought you��d have to lock them in separate parts of the house, and you did for a while, you’d check on them hourly to see if they needed any water or wanted some food, but that’s how you ended up on Ingo’s bed, cunt exposed and Ingo smothering himself between your legs, you were trying so hard to not be loud but it felt so good! His constant whimpers and moans vibrate against your skin, but he had been licking you clean for almost two hours now and he still hadn’t came up for air, eventually you stopped, hyperventilating and still groaning, which you learned he has been cumming with you the whole time untouched, your scent and taste alone got him off.

When you finally got him all clean and put to nap, you shakily cleaned yourself and made your way to check on Emmet, it had been far too long anyways you hope he is okay, you felt such darkness before opening the door, you poked your head in only to be fully yanked in by a very angry kitty, his ears laid back and tail flicking as his flared down at you, mumbling angry promises of ‘showing that bastard who’s the best mate.’

After that you lost track of everything, face down, ass in the air as your arms gave out long ago, biting the pillow beneath you to muffle your cries as Emmet pumps load after load into your overtly sensitive pussy, you’re so full but he just keeps going, all you can do is scream and babble nonsense as Emmet keeps plunging his cock further into you, snarling and growling that you’re his mate, no one else can have you like this, only him! How dare that bastard rub his scent all over you that’s his job!

But heats now a days? You have to call off work for the next week as you have two loud catboys primed and ready to breed you.

- noodle (I hope this makes you feel a little better, I saw your post about the glass and stuff, I hope you feel better soon! You’re one of my favorite people and writers, gotta keep you around lol)

Aa! Thank you I'm fine now. you don't have to worry about me.

This is the ultimate cat boy submas!

Imagine walking with your two boys and they're just walking on either side of you as a protecting you.

I think after a while you start letting them go out on their own and run errands.

Emmet is taking his morning stroll until he smells it that's familiar irritating smell. You always come home reeking with that scent if he follows the scent he will find the perpetrator who has been trying to seduce you.

You have warned him before about starting fights with other cats but this is different this is not a mere fight does the turf war. Scenting something that's clearly his.

The stench led him to the source. And there he was a blond-haired stray leaning up against the tree an orange tabby Catboy.

God his smug aura mocks him. But no, mate told him many times do not fight with other cats and he doesn't feel like getting scolded again.

The tabby notices him " hey! I know you! You're the one who keeps scenting my human weren't you"

...ok he's dead