#vlad is good here if it wasnt obvious

[yourneighborhoodneighbor]

hmmmm

ok

l i s t e n

body needs to be stabilized. halfas? fucking freaks. the body is a clustereuck on a good day, imagine if it suddenly half isn’t even human anymore, and the rest is bloody Thoughts and Goop

new halfa danny? Bad Time.

vlad? his halfa senses are tingling. his ghost side says “a baby!”, his human says “my godson?!”

mix mix mix, preheat oven

fenton parents? wanna dissect ghosts. danny? unsafe at home and literally falling apart, what the fuc-

mix more, stick in the oven to cook

vlad “kidnaps” danny!

keeps him safe, helps his body stabilize, makes sure he is happy and healthy and whatever (and this works through the power of fanfic, danny is a-ok with it thanks to “i’m the author and do what i want”)

the rest of the world? thinks vlad is Big Evil and kidnapped a child and is doing Bad experiments on him in his basement lab

no, officer, he needs all those scary tubes and to spend time in The Tank for his health, i swear!

“oh papá, don’t let them take me back!”

etc. idk. i’m sick af. but! idea B)

bon apetit

[becktwain]

Malcolm awoke with his head pounding and his back aching, He yawned and stretched and quickly got dressed for work sneaking down the stairs trying not to wake the kids... When Malcolm saw the flash of red hair lying on the couch he froze and backed up slowely... He hadnt even noticed the toy antell he tripped over it he didnt fall of course but it was loud enough to wake her up.. 

Gina sat up and saw Malcolm, Her eyes began to tear up as she leaped from the couch and hugged him..

Malcolm!! She cried as she squished him...

Gina??? Malcolm was confused and quickly running out of air... Sis i cant breath.. 

Oh sorry.. She stepped back a few stepps.

How did you get here? Malcolm asked trying to catch his breath..

I snuck out of Vlads house while he was away on business, I had to see you.. Snow called me and told me you wore sick.. 

Snow?? oh goodness she cant keep a secret can she.. Malcolm frowned.

Well i am one of the few Vampires she knows.. it is kind of a thing to tell one’s next of kin when they arent doing so hot.. Gina crossed her arms and frowned right back and Malcolm.

i’m fine sis really its nothing... Malcolm stated as he smiled..

Gina could tell it was fake it was just to obvious, She poked him in the ribs.. Malcolm Cringed.. it wasnt suppose to hurt but it did and he couldnt hide it..

Ya sure you look completely fine to me.. Look little brother you have what dad had dont you?? Gina asked firmly..

Malcolm hesitated but then sighed.. Yes.. i think so, Atleast it reminds me of what he went through... 

Gina pulled Malcolm into a hug as her eyes teared up again... There Father had died from some kind of disease they had no idea what it was.. But the doctors had told there mother that it could be passed down a generation... His last days are something Gina would never forget... 

We will figure this out bubba, i promise... Gina said that as she held her little brother close and listened to his odd breathing...