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[calyxcurl]

3 and 6 for the fic rec ask meme please 🥰

OHHHHHH!!! 🥰

3. 😂 A fic that made you laugh out loud

THERE... ARE SO MANY. SO I WILL LIMIT MYSELF TO THREE FOUR!! And I will do it in order of word length!

Uncouth by yeaka ~1.6k words, Rated T one of my favorite 3zun dynamic is xiyao being obnoxiously flirtatious and mingjue having an aneurysm about it AJDFHLSDKJHA

Pet Slut by @giraffeter ~6.7 words, Rated M YOU JUST HAVE TO READ IT (The Lan Xichen thirst is real ((so valid))!!!!!) Comedic, involves DOGGIES, HILARIOUS Jin siblings interaction!

Tender Tentacle Tribulations by Shiome @evilhasnever ~7.9k words, Rated E 🦑 MONSTER-FUCKING!🐙IT'S REALLY CUTE AND LIGHTHEARTED and horny AND I LAUGHED AT SEVERAL THINGS (which i evidently posted bloopers for!) BUT THE LINE THAT HAS STAYED IN MY HEAD FOREVER is Nie Huaisang asking: "How hard can it be to sit on a dick, Yao-Yao?"

Where Did The Party Go by @tilwesink ~9.1k words, Rated T I was laughing for the majority of this fic ngl--!! SongXueXiao isn't my main ship but Xue Yang in particular is hilarious here and the background XiYao is *CHEF'S KISS*! Perfect bridezilla A-Yao!

I am also realizing that I, uh, was able to choose these off the top of my head because have podficced all of these and remember vividly having to pause multiple times to laugh during each recording process lsdkfhlaksdjfhashl HONESTLY i didn't intend for this to be a self-promo HOWEVER i do feel inclined to share some art I drew for these!

6. 😊 A fic that made you smile on a bad day

Guanyin's Gift by @galadhir ~36.7k words, Rated G I DON'T KNOW HOW MANY TIMES AN UPDATE FROM THIS FIC HAD ME LITERALLY RISE FROM THE DEAD OF DEPRESSION LIKE THE AMOUNT OF ENDORPHINS EACH UPDATE BROUGHT ME WAS INSANE!!!!

ALSO, GALADHIR IS MAKING A PODFIC VERSION OF IT AND IT IS SO FAR FABULOUS AS I AM RE-LIVING THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN BUT THIS TIME IT'S BEING READ TO ME!!!!!!

Thank you for asking me for fic recs!! They are, unsurprisingly, mostly XiYao. 😂😌

Fic Recs (Ask Meme)

[evilhasnever]

hi Shiome 🥰

ever since i read your Fallow Fields,i've been thinking about similar AUs where A-Song is xiyao's baby. yes, it takes away the tragedy of Yao's incest child, but still i like it (cause of course i love every au where my otp have a baby together).

so! i've been thinking about how i'd like Lan Jingyi to find out, and i think i created a somewhat perfect scenario in my head. would it be okay if i told you?

I'm glad you enjoyed Fallow Fields! It's one of my favorites, too.

And sure, go ahead!

[jin-guangyaoi]

banger fanart by @vjedzma of the cuties as bacteria we love to see it thank you sm 😊✨

(this is what lxc would have wanted)

[vjedzma]

Hi, I'm the author of the Xiyao-centric fic zoo and a friend of mine sent me this: https://www.tumblr.com/vjedzma/761698205536829440 I wondered if you would like me to link this, or another link, in the fic itself? (No worries if not!!! I loved your amazing single cell organism art, and was so flattered to learn they were inspired by Eternal!!)

hey! i read almost all of your zoo, garden and other fics. you're doing lan xichen's work, i swear.

of course you can link the art to your fic ❤️ of course, they're obviously not Deinococcus radiodurans in the art, which i regret. but if regular ass e. coli like bacteria are fine with you, then sure.