#visualise the half waxed bear it’s so funny

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My mum thinks my dad is having a midlife crisis. He’s 48 (I think) and keeps going on and on about having his back waxed?????

I’m minding my own business and suddenly

Mum: I don’t understand why you want your back waxed

Mum: it’ll be so weird

Dad: my back will be ✨ fReSh ✨

(I’ve already started laughing my ass off at this point)

Mum: it’ll be like seeing a bear

Mum: a half waxed bear

Mum: it’s got no hair on its back

Mum: how does that make you feel?

This sort of conversation went on for a full 10 minutes.

I was wheezing.

I thought it was hilarious, my mother thinks my father is stupid, my father thinks he’s a genius.

Just try and visualise the half waxed bear I don’t know how it didn’t kill me through lack of oxygen