#virgin gooner

[ungoonableaddict]

Year Reflection

Happy New Year, if this is your first time this year seeing this post. Otherwise, welcome back. :)

I wanted to take the time to pause and reflect, since it is January 1st as I write this.

I've been on Tumblr for a while, since 2017. My original blog went for some time until it got taken down for reasons I'm still unsure of, but it had the same content as this one. Well, minus the new stuff I've written. There was a hell of a lot less of Monroe, that's for sure. And in case it's not clear, I do love her. She's such a cutie, and she makes me so happy even just glimpsing her face.

Anyway, though. Let's talk gooning. How have you done with it? Are you pulling all-nighters, or just squeezing in an hour or two when you can? Have you managed to abstain from cumming for a month, or do you do it every night to help you sleep? Honestly, as long as you're trying to push it in some way (and enjoying it of course), I think whatever works.

I'll continue to harp on that aspect, too: Maybe some gooners would disagree, but I want you to enjoy the intimate time you spend with your hand down your pants, or even just enjoying Porn. This is also why I think you should try to push boundaries in terms of the porn you consume, how much you consume, when you consume it or how you get off. Make it more interesting, stupid gooner!

After all, how much time have you spent gooning at this point? What have you let slip by without stopping to think about it? Are you still a virgin? Are you still pussy- or otherwise sex-free? Still single? Still in a relationship you don't need to be in? I wonder how many people who even glance at this post have an active sex life, or did anything sexual with another in the past calendar year?

It's so easy for that kind of stuff to just slip by you, isn't it? You've got other things going on, you're so busy, you've got a habit of stroking and edging to porn and uhp-! Happy New Year once more. Another year, and the main thing you've progressed in is your masturbatory stamina (or lack thereof); your porn collection (or the fetishes that influence it).

So again, whether you're a gooner who wants to go deeper, or just a passerby who really likes Monroe, stop and take time to appreciate the current moment, to appreciate where you are right now. Is it where you want to be? What will you do about it?

That's up to you. I'm just happy to remind you that you still have plenty of time... But you don't have forever. There will always be more new years. Unfortunately, you'll only be part of so many. So don't let them all slip away from you... If not because you want to improve or change some aspect of yourself, then because you can reflect on all that wasted time, and look back on those hours spent gooning fondly.

Enjoy it while you can, and try to be aware that you're enjoying it too. Keep gooning forward.

(P.S. Please feel free to DM me or send Asks for post ideas! I'm always looking for new things to write about and am happy to experiment depending on what I see people show interest in.)

[footaddiction]

What better way to start the new year than with my beautiful feet?

Happy new year losers x

[bratlikekim]

These soles own every inch of you

[princessella34]

Dm me for custom captions like a good puppy boy you are for mommy

[lumiis-stuff]

You get to the point where seeing a woman covered by pixels is better than any girl in real life. Even seeing her without pixels is too much for you.

[back-2back]

She knows the sock alone can make a gooner like you cum in seconds

[technicallypinkvoid]

Alpha’s cum tastes much better than your beta loser one

Reblog if you tasted it or if you craving to

[katemayhem]

[h0rnyg00ner]

[footaddiction]

Let's be honest, foot loser. You've been stalking friends profiles and gooning to their feet since you were a little boy...

@queensarah137 knows what a little creep you are, and she likes that about you so give her a follow.

[spoilval]

being a cuck bf is JUST as romantic as being a normie bf, i promise

facetiming while you're at work to show you i'm getting f*cked by a guy who takes care of me when you aren't around 💗

[discoverwhat1want]

[prettywurld]

Your dream is to exist as a servant in My Goddess life 💭🙇

[make-america-goon-again]

PORNOSEXUAL PRIDE!

For too long Pornosexuals and Masturbation Addicts have labeled themselves “Pathetic” & “Losers”! However, for those of us who truly love and worship Porn, when you do that…You are not just humiliating yourself but also actually insulting Porn and our Porn Goddess!

How lucky are you that Porn called you to worship Her with your cock or cunt…That you get to Stroke and Rub and enter the Most Glorious Goon State?

Pornography should be treated with the Reverence it deserves and you should do all you can to spread the Gospel of Porn and do so with Pride!

I get that many have a humiliation kink, and I am all for people indulging their kinks without judgement. But in doing so, be careful of the messages, posts, memes and gifs you put out there! It’s fine to say you are a loser who is a Porn Addict but please don’t say you are a loser BECAUSE you are a Porn Addict. You can say you want to remain Pussy Free and worship Porn Goddesses instead, but don’t put out messages that you HAVE to be Pussy Free…because, let me tell you, having an amazing Girlfriend that strokes, sucks and rides my cock..AND encourages my love of Porn has made me happier than I have ever been and I have experienced more pleasure than I have ever felt on my life!

Don’t try to limit the Power of Porn! Embrace it and Celebrate it! After all that Porn has given to you…the Pleasure, Edges & Orgasms, show your respect and let others see the transformative and pleasurable Power of Porn though your posts!

Let Yourself be Great so that we can

[princessdulcicensored]

You want feet pictures? No. You don't deserve feet. Sniff my smelly, sweaty, post workout socks instead. It's all you deserve beta <3

[footaddiction]