#virgil copied many aspects of homer's odyssey in his aeneid and i would never commit plagiarism nsdhkkf

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Welcome virgi- I mean, new blog, can I request boyes in a barfight headcannons?

virgin or virgil?? the answer remains a mystery also yes ofc (also NFSDJFHK no im not comparing myself to virgil)

Buster Bros

Ichiro - he’s only 19 he is just babey in a bar but if someone started a fight?? he has a pretty bad temper, so he’d probably just go for it. he has his microphone out and everything, but if the people he was fighting (or person) surrendered, he’d relent cause he’s a good dude

Jiro - is he allowed in bars yet? no he is just babey

Saburo - actually a child

Mad Trigger Crew

Samatoki - A N G E R Y. he gets into it so quick and he’s terrifying, seeing as he looses his temper so quickly. i don’t think he’d pull out his microphone cause sometimes it’s satisfying (for him) to just whack someone in the face. also he probably started the fight (i just got this image of a stereotypical barfight and he smashes a chair over someone’s head like in the movies im fhjsd samatoki is so fucky i wouldn’t be surprised if he did that)

Juto - a cop. if anyone starts a fight he could probably arrest them on the spot right then before things get too carried away, and he’d definitely use his microphone (plus any other underhanded tactics to get it to stop because that’s just how it is with mr iruma) to stop things. but on the offhand chance it gets too carried away?? bruh watch out he’s fuckin scary when he gets mad

Rio - a gentle man but also a very strong man; if anyone started a fight he could just pick them up and gently place them outside. ok but seriously he could probably single-handedly stop any bar fight, no matter how big it gets, cause he’s just that amazing ugh legend

Fling Posse

Ramuda - ??? he’s like. the size of a pea he’d probably die within 2 minutes unless he used his mic, in which case yeah he’d absolutely destroy and would have fun doing it, too

Dice - god this man is such a mess. it’s so easy for him to get super invested in a fight, he completely forgets he has an entire hypnosis microphone so when he inevitably gets his ass handed to him he just sorta lies there for a moment. it takes him like 5 minutes of lying there to remember that oh shit, he has his mic uhhh time to let loose (and boy does he let loose)

Gentaro - i actually don’t think Gentaro would do much. why would he of all people even be in a bar in the first place?? Maybe he’s with Dice and Ramuda, in which case Dice probably defends him with his life because he’s dumb and in love, but when Gentaro (inevitably) has to do something, he’d only use his mic because he knows he isn’t the most physically capable (and he can do so much damage with that. wow. remember when he absolutely destroyed all of matenrou just with ‘uso desu yo’? yes i am a doppo stan and yeah matenrou is great but fling posse…,,they should have won anyways moving on)

Matenrou

Jakurai - he sighs. he is too old for this. he is just old man and he leaves immediately

ok but fr i feel like he would actually leave unless it endangered anyone else, in which case he would be unstoppable (assassin skills and all y’know) and the fight would be over before it had even started

Hifumi - POOR HIFUMI HE IS JUST A BABEY DISGUISED AS A MAN he would probably get so scared :( he just gaps it outta there as fast as possible because he really doesn’t wanna deal with it (even though he probably got himself into this situation because he really can’t keep his mouth shut. i love hifumi he is my son but 29 years old). if he were in his suit, though, he’d probably have a good chance of being able to hold his own, although he probably wouldn’t want to hurt others, he would if there was no other choice (and he would have to use his mic cause i don’t think he’s capable of laying a hand on another person ndhjsjjdf)

Doppo - are you kidding?? doppo is out of there before a fight’s even started cause he’s afraid he’s offended people about 3942345 different times. he’s long gone by the time a fight starts this poor man is too anxious someone save him