#vippets

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

peter.....i'm shouting at you right now because until this trip it has almost been laughable that the fact that we have yet to meet properly!!....can you save me a dance? // @vippete

[milcycyrus-archived]

text message - peter davidson

miley: did i tell you that you have been blessed with another niece or nephew or have i been so wrapped up in watching him that i forgotten to tell you? miley: sorry for being a bad friend lately...can i make it up to you at this crawl thingy? // @vippete

[florenvcepugh-archived]

text - pete davidson

florence: now tell me.... florence: what has someone got to do to be in your presences? florence: i have seen some of your skits, and man you are funny!! when i can get my own private show from you hmm? // @vippete

[milcycyrus-archived]

i mean which one? i have a few siblings that do certaintly outshine me…despite the fact that i was once hannah montana like no big deal or anything, my brother Braison was the first one to get married not it end in a divorce….he also was the first one to make our parents grandparents? so i guess that kinda counts of outshining no matter how much fame we've gotten? look at your sister go that must have taken some work to be able to become a neurosurgeon assistant i bet she's on more money than you huh? probably get a better house. anyway, i'm miley and i think you look some what familar to me? didn't we do a proect a couple years ago? i swear you are literally the male verison of me….what did this dick of yours do this time hm? // @vippete

anyone else have a sibling that outshines them in every way? i know what you're thinking -- pete, you're so perfect. how could anyone ever steal the number one spot from you? i ask myself the same shit, but my sister has found a way to outdo me in every part of my life. become a comedian? she becomes a neurosurgeon assistant. this girl does brain surgery and shit. i think no matter the level of fame, siblings still find ways to put you to shame. anyway, i'm pete. you've probably read a story about my dick in the news before. it's a real popular subject and makes me really sad that my mom knows how to read. @hfrpstarters

[glenpowcll]

Cast a raunchy comedy of up to four people ( or more, if you wish ) and who they'd be to your character in this film ? ( 👯‍♀️ )

The best friend since grade school, Pete Davidson ( @vippete ) The cool neighbor or could be roommate, Sarah Paulson ( @srahpaulsons ) The other best friend, that I met in college or at work, which the grade school best friend is jealous of, Ryan Reynolds ( @ranreynolds ) Work best friend's girlfriend/fiance/wife, Zoë Kravitz ( @zkrvtz ) The girlfriend who is too good for his friends and lifestyle, Vanessa Hudgens ( @queenvh ) The girl he meets and has a better connection with versus his controlling girlfriend, Margot Robbie ( @margseliserobbie )

[margseliserobbie]

text: margot & pete

margot: doing my siser wife duties and watching your special.. I'll be back in an hour with the full report. @vippete

[famelail]

Hey there! I have to say I am in the Pete has real star power bandwagon and it might border on being a fan territory. I know, and you probably never heard of me which makes this just maybe a ounce awkward for us both but I assure you I come in peace. Just itching to meet the coolest guy and maybe grab a beer with him?

@vippete

[mauraxhiggins]

So I don't beg for forgiveness - or ever. But would offering you some homemade Barmbrack bread get me any brownie points? I can't set you up with my mum but I have a sister. || @vippete

[sheismadelyn]

——- Now i know for us -- this is basically a sign to hang again and really have a good time . i know how things can be with us -- fun , sometimes stupid but always a good laugh and an interesting story . so tell me you're here and ready for whatever we can get into together . ( @vippete )

[hthaway]

Now what does a woman have to do, to potentially pitch an SNL sketch that involves you playing one or several characters of mine. & Not for vanity reasons, i just get such belly giggles when i see anything you do on that show. So the idea of even the famous princess diary montage scene giving the "pete" treatment, just already has me amused. @vippete

[kyliejcnncr-archived]

peter!!!! i have a couple of words for you..shots?|| @vippete

[milcycyrus-archived]

to peter davidson!! // @vippete welcome to the 30's club....it's great you're going to love it here, i honestly had no idea on earth what to get you but i couldn't leave out one of the funniest people i know and good friend's birthday now could i? so i got you some gifts that i thought you'd might like... 1. a drinking flask with 30 on it 2. a new wallet since yours is probably old as you 3. a funny game 4. a new mug, since that's you kidding love you happy birthday shit face.

[erikaxcostell]

Well, look who actually owns a suit! Looking good Davidson. I thought for sure you were going to roll up in a tracksuit or something, would have been matching had I not just bought this dress.

@vippete

[milcycyrus-archived]

certaintly nothing wrong with a sober new year, it was just different you know? i was sober last year too -- i don't need drink to have fun but sometimes you just want something you know? i saw that you had a premire sorry i couldn't go to that man, heavily pregnant an all -- how did it go? if you remember on how it went? honestly? freaking out but shit happens the baby has gotta come out somehow you know? // @vippete

nothing wrong with a sober new year. sometimes it's good to start the year off without a hangover. i'm doing pretty fucking great. these last few weeks have kept me busy with my comedy tour wrapping and my new comedy special dropping on netflix. now i'm chilling. what about you?

[glenpowcll]

𝙨𝙢𝙨 ⇢ 𝘱𝘦𝘵𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘴𝘰𝘯

glen: petey....baby boy! how the hell have you been? miss your tall, tattooed, handsome self. glen: tell me you are in need of some major glen powell time because i'm in need of some petey boy time. let's get beers or something soon. get ourselves into some trouble. @vippete

[margseliserobbie]

You know what you should have done? Invited Jack Harlow to this premiere so your stalker would show up and you could have won her back... @vippete