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cottoncandytomu · 2 years ago

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Omg you got me obsessed with dark Abby too OML

Heheheehehe welcome to the darkside~

Dark! Abby Anderson x Reader up ahead 🫡🫡

NEW DARK! ABBY X F!READER HERE

BUT LISTEN Dark! Abby is EVERYTHING!!

(18+ Minors + Ageless Accounts (pls just put age in bio I beg) DO NOT INTERACT!! Cursing, Dark/Violent Themes ofc - also slight bullying towards Abby FOR THE PLOT I WOULD NEVERRRRR. If you call lightly skimming as proofreading then it was uhh semi- proofread )

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She is always finding a way to stick by your side, never letting you go on patrol alone because she can't trust anyone to watch over you the way she can. There was a time when they tried to put you on patrol with someone other than her and she may or may not have threatened a few people to get on that patrol as well.

"Abby! I didn't think you were on this patrol with me."

Your eyes lit up at the mere sight of her and she swore her heart stopped for a second, "Yeah, the other soldier couldn't make it so I took their place."

Abby's thoughts wandered as she remembered how she got to this point~

Lucas was eagerly walking to start his patrol for the day, he got word that he was going to be on with a certain girl he's had his eye on ever since he recently joined the WLF. He was talking it up to a friend of his, George, on the way to the front.

"You'll never guess who they got me paired with." A sly grin forming on his face.

"You're right I wont, who the hell is it?"

"Remember the hot girl who's around the stadium?"

"That's helpful. C'mon man be more specific!" George complains.

Lucas rolls his eyes, "The one who always has that overly brolic woman watching over her like a freak."

"Oh~ I know exactly who you're talking about now, you're treading in some dangerous territory. Abby isn't one to be fucked with."

Lucas scoffs, "What would she really do anyway, plus she isn't on this patrol with her like she usually is."

"Fuck, that never usually happens, I'd say you're a lucky man but this is Abby we're talking about. I know you've heard the rumors." George shivers at the thought of crossing her path.

Lucas scoffs, "And that's exactly what they are, rumors."

"Good luck with that then, anyways I gotta go. See ya around!" George doesn't wait for Lucas to say his goodbyes and goes his own way. As he's walking down the side of the stadium he forcefully gets pulled into a secluded area.

"What the fuck?!" He yells ready to go after the person who grabbed him until he collides with a broad chest, looking up into the eyes of the aggressor his words get caught in his throat.

"Hello Lucas~" Abby smirks at him.

Lucas still in shock doesn't say anything else so Abby continues, "Nice conversation you just had, brolic was alright but I can assure you that freak doesn't cover half of it. Maybe I should educate you a bit on those rumors you seem to not be so familiar with."

Abby emerges from the secluded area, smoothing over her bright red knuckles she continues down to the armory to sign out for her newly found patrol. As she enters through the gate she sees you finishing you sign up.~

Abby's thought is cut short when she feels your hand touch hers, electricity runs through her hand and up her arm, her eyes are instantly on yours.

"Are you okay Abby? You were dazed there for a second."

Abby lets out a soft smile at your concern towards her, she nods. "Just thinking, c'mon lets finish getting our gear and head out."

Abby takes your arm in hers leading the way.

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OKAY OKAY I MAY HAVE WROTE A LIL' TOO MUCH THAN I WANTED SKFHSDFJKH

There will definitely be more Dark! Abby coming so stay tuned my beauties~

As always thank you for reading and I got much more fics I'm working on, lets hope I don't overload myself ahahaaaaaa~

Feedback is always appreciated, BAII~

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jaxie101 · 1 year ago

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fnaf movie hcs part 4 but more detailed bc again, they’re making me COMPLETELY insane

mike can’t sleep without his meds now, he lays awake every night waiting for his alarm. he starts reading, watching movies, anything to pass the time. abby has a nightmare one night and tries to find mike for some comfort, he’s not in his room, and then she hears the tv and clattering in the kitchen. mike, at 2 am, in his sweat pants, is baking brownies.

vanessa begs mike to watch a movie with him one night, and he does (ofc who would say no??) but he’s exhausted and they’re watching a horror (he hates horror)… twenty minutes in he’s laying with his head in her lap and she’s combing through his hair, when there’s a jumpscare he turns and hides his face in her stomach

abby feels conflicted when it comes to her family, on one hand she misses her dad, she misses their house and her old room. she misses him even if he wasn’t the nicest guy to be around. on the other hand she loves just living with her brother, it’s hard at first, but she loves it.

vanessa wanted to be an emt, after watching so much brutality as a child she just wanted to grow up and help people. there’s some underlying guilt there, blaming herself for the children she saw die. her father forced her into policing bc it helped him with his crimes, but when he died she finally goes into being an emt. she loves it and mike and abby are super supportive they’re so proud of her :(

when they were first on their own, mike couldn’t afford food, not enough anyway. he spent what little he had on abby’s favourites and his heart broke just a little every time she would just pick at it. he couldn’t blame her, he’d been there too but he hates that his little sisteris struggling so much with something he can’t fix

there are little habits he has as a sort of punishment for garret, he still blames himself and nothing can change that. he never keeps any medication for adults in the house, only things for abby, he forces himself to stay awake some nights just to feel the exhaustion the next day, little things to ruin his day the way he ruined garrets life (it literally wasn’t his fault and if he met game mike he’d realise this)

mike is terrified that vanessa is only with him out of pity or guilt, he thinks she wouldn’t be within a five mile radius of him if it wasn’t for the whole… brother thing. he hates it, but he can’t tell anyone

vanessa’s nightmares are violent and horrifying, she wakes mike up every time, and he’s always quick to calm her down and get her back to sleep. one night he’s trying to shake her awake when her instincts kick in and she’s elbowing him in the face and pinning him to the ground

they all live as one big happy family the end!

#delusional and proud #mike is a comfort character can you tell…#five nights at freddie’s movie #five nights at freddy's #fnaf spoilers #fnaf movie #fnaf #vanessa shelly #mike schmidt #abby schmidt #fnaf headcanons

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andydrysdalerogers · 2 years ago

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Sliding Into Home ~ Maybe I Should Have Ducked?

Pairing: MLB!Frank Adler x Abigail Hernandez (OFC)

Synopsis:

After a trade from Boston to Los Angeles, first baseman Frank Adler would seem to have it all. Money, women, an amazing niece, yes Frank should have it all. Except for one thing. One thing that left after a mistake five years ago. Los Angeles should be the chance to start over. Except she is supposed to be in Boston. Not his new medical director.

* A Frank Adler AU x Major League Baseball Story**

Warning: ANGST (i can't stress this enough), second chances, cheating, S~M~U~T!!, slow burn, drug use, abandonment issues, betrayal, domestic violence (i may have missed some), flashbacks

Dividers by me

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Previous: Wanna Feel Safe Again

Sliding Into Home Master List Main Masterlist

San Francisco is usually beautiful in late Spring. The air wasn’t sweltering yet, the flowers were in bloom.

And the rivalry with Los Angeles was in full swing.

Frank gritted his teeth at the thought of having to see Bobby Fuller again. That asshole had been traded two years after the Vegas incident and he and Frank had been at each others throats during that time. So seeing him with the Giants was hard. The Dodgers would be playing the Giants more often than he did with the Red Sox.

During the first inning, there was almost a full out brawl when the pitcher almost hit Frank in the head with an errant pitch. Frank got into his face but never made a violent move. The benches were given a warning and play continued.

Abby sat in the dugout as the trainer on the field, a responsibility that she enjoyed because not only was she involved with the team, but she was also close to Frank. They didn’t interact much, knowing the TV cameras were everywhere, but Frank gave her a side smirk every once in a while, allowing the butterflies to gather in her stomach. When he could, he gave her a gentle touch, so she knew he was there.

It seemed the game calmed down for a few innings until the top of the sixth. Frank was back at bat and observed a pitching changeup. The new pitcher, Smith, stopped to hear something from Fuller and then warmed up. Frank was curious but he let it go, concentrating on the pitch. The first one was low and inside, the second was away. Frank smirked. He knew he just needed to be patient.

Except when the fastball went wide of the box. And bounced off of Frank’s hand and into his face.

He dropped to the ground, not moving. Abby grabbed her bag and followed another trainer out to the field. “Adler? Frank? Can you hear me?” Abby looked at Dave, the other trainer. “We need to move him. Get the brace.” After fitting Frank with the neck brace, Dave and Abby carefully turned him over. “Oh Frankie,” she whispered.

Frank had blood coming from the side of his face. “Fuck,” he moaned. He blinked. “Cricket?”

“Oh thank God. Let’s get the backboard,” she ordered Dave. As the EMTs came in, she smiled down at Frank. “If you wanted my attention, there are other ways Franklin.”

“Full name treatment. I’m an injured man Cricket.” He smiled but immediately grimaced. Johnny came over to check on him. “Hey man.”

“Adler, jesus, are you ok?”

“Maybe I should have ducked?”

Abby smacks his shoulder. “We’re gonna get him checked out Storm.” They loaded him to a cart as the crowd in San Francisco clapped and Frank gave a wave.

The ride to the hospital was quick and Abby spoke with the attending physician to advise what happened. She stood back in the examination room as the doctors on call checked him over. The lead doctor came to speak to Abby. “Dr. Hernandez, it looks like Mr. Adler has a very minor concussion, a contusion on his face that will require a couple of stitches and a broken pinkie finger. My recommendation is three weeks of healing.”

Abby let out a sigh of relief. “That's better news than I had hoped for. I agree with your assessment. I will let the team know. Thank you so much.”

“We can release him in your care today but no flying for 48 hours. Let me know if you need anything else?”

“Just copies of his records for the team.” They shook hands and Abby went to Frank. “How do you feel about a small vacation?”

“That bad?”

“Broken pinkie, a small cut that needs stitches, and a small concussion. The League is putting you into concussion protocol, which is two weeks and the pinkie will need an extra week. I’m sorry love, but three weeks on the injury reserved.”

“That’s all of June,” Frank whines as he leans his head back. Abby runs her nails through his scalp gently and he lets out a hum of contentment. “Will you stay with me Cricket?” He looked at her with puppy eyes.

“I will have to work a little but yes, I can stay with you.”

“What about...”

“He’s back east with the firm. He took a case over there that will last about a month.” She bit her lip. “We’ll be fine.”

Frank kissed the inside of her wrist. “I love you.”

“I love you. Now, let’s get you discharged and to the hotel. I need to let Todd know your status and have another trainer join the team for the rest of the trip.”

When Frank and Abby arrived back at LAX, a teary Mary and Scott were waiting for them. Mary ran up to Frank and he scooped her up with his good hand. She cried into his neck, and he tried to sooth her. “Hey Nugget, its ok, I’m ok.”

Mary pulled back and squished his face between her small hands. She pushes his head around, inspecting the cut and his eyes. “Frank, you scared me.” She pushes his lips to make him smile. “You’re smiling.”

“Yeah, I scared me too. But Abby took good care of me.” He flashed a soft smile to Abby before Mary launched herself into Abby.

“Thank you, Abby, for taking care of Frank.”

“Always Nugget. I’ll always take care of my family.” She put Mary down so Frank could take her hand and she turned to Scott. “How bad?”

“She cried until you guys called. It was pretty scary.” Scott huffs. “If he wanted your attention...”

“I did not do it to get her attention,” Frank growled. “If I wanted to get her attention, I would just need to show her my...”

“Franklin!”

Scott snickered as Frank groaned. “Franklin, that’s so lame,” Mary says.

Frank looks at Abby, who blows him a kiss. He shakes his head but returns the gesture as they make it out to the car. Getting home, Frank gets to the couch and leans his head back. “Are you in pain Frankie?”

“A little, Cricket.” He grimaces. “Just feel pressure behind my eyes.”

“Yep, that’s the concussion.” Abby reaches for her bag and takes out a couple of tablets. “Here, let me get you some water.” Scott comes around with a bottle of water and Frank looks at him gratefully. He swallows the medicine and tries to close his eyes. “Baby, if you want to sleep, you should be in your room with the curtains closed. You’ll feel better, promise.”

“Will you lay with me?” he asked pathetically.

“Sure love.” She helps Frank up and into his room. She gets him down and curled up against him. “Better?” He nodded and closed his eyes. “Rest, my love. I’ll be right here.”

The next ten days were calm with Frank still recovering from his concussion. On day 12, he became restless. He woke up with his Cricket in his arms, her butt right up against his pelvis. Christ, her ass is perfect, he thinks. He lets his hand wander down, dipping below her panties. She sighs in her sleep, but Frank wants to wake her up. He pulls her leg over his hip to open her up and lets his fingertips dip into her folds. Fucking wet and warm for him, like always. He slowly sinks a finger in.

“Frankie,” she moans softly. “Baby, your head.”

“It is clear as ever Cricket. Can I have you?” She nods and Frank smiles. He adds a finger and pumps at a steady rhythm. She cries out quietly and he palms her clit. He brings her to the brink and watches as she shatters in his arms.

“Need. More,” she pants.

“Whatever you need Cricket.” Frank pushes her panties down her legs and then pushes his own boxers down, grasping her knee and pulling it back over his hip. He let his tip dance around the remnants of her release before slowly pushing in. She purrs at the stretch, and he gives a low chuckle. “Can you be quiet for me Cricket? Can you be a good girl and be quiet?” He feels her nod against his ear. He pulls back and rocks back into her and he can feel her hum at the sensation. “Good girl. Such a good fucking girl.”

Abby is lost in the sensation of Frank taking her apart slowly. He isn’t rough or fast, just taking his time, making her feel everything. She whimpers at a particularly deep thrust into her womb but she doesn’t cry out. “That's my good Cricket,” he whispers, making her clench around him. “Didn’t realize you have a thing for praise, my love.”

“Frankie,” she whispered. “Don’t be cruel.”

“Never, my love.” He ran a finger down her skin until he met her clit. He rubbed slowly, feeling her build around his cock. “Are you almost there? I know you are, can feel it.”

“Yes,” she gasped. He didn’t stop until she shattered, seeing stars as he pumped in one, two, three and released inside of her with a low groan.

“I love you.”

“I love you more.”

“Not possible.”

“Let’s take a trip.”

Abby looks from her coffee. “What?”

“Let’s go on a trip. Nug has her trip to DC this week, Scott’s heading back to Boston while she’s gone. I can’t stare at these walls anymore Cricket.”

“You’re on injured reserve Frankie, you can’t just take a trip.”

Frank pouts and gives her puppy eyes. “Please?”

“Oh so you think that just giving me eyes and a sweet little please is going to change my mind.” Abby turns back to her computer with a scoff. She misses Frank coming from behind her and sweeping her curls off of her shoulder. He presses sweet kisses to her neck and shoulders, watching her lose her head and tilt back, exposing more of her.

“I can stop, my love, and just go back to the couch.”

“N-no.” She closes her eyes as her hand cups the back of his neck. She can feel his smile against her skin.

“Just a few nights. Please.”

Abby starts to lose control of her gasps. She knows she needs to be quiet but the sensation of his lips on the column of her throat is one of the best she’s ever felt. “Ok,” she whispers as he nips her gently. “Fine, where do you want to go?”

After Mary is dropped off with the school for her trip, Frank heads to the airport to drop Scott off for his flight to Boston. “Have fun Frank,” he said with a wink.

“You too Scott.” He gave him a hug and walked back to his car. As he drove away from LAX, a sign blinked at him and an idea hit him. It was time, he thought to himself. He messaged Abby.

Frank: pack for the heat Abby: Why? Frank: I want to take you somewhere and it will be hot. Abby: I hate being hot. Frank: Humor me Abby: 😑 Fine. Frank: Love you. 😘

Abby packed her suitcase, smiling at the message Frank sent when another popped up

Mike: How’s the road trip? Abby: Fine. Mike: I miss you Abby: You too Mike: I’ll be home in a week. Abby: Ok, I’ll be home

“Fuck,” she muttered. She hated that she hadn’t had the nerve to just break it off yet. She was just scared of Mike’s reaction. Abby wasn’t normally a confrontational person. The last time she was hostile, well, she lost Frank. The memory made her sad. When she heard the door open, she shook it off and closed her case.

“Hey Cricket. All set?” Frank’s excitement was in the air.

“Yeah baby, I’m all set.” Abby smiled as she wrapped her arms around his neck. “Gonna tell me where we are going?”

He kissed her nose. “Nope. Let’s go.” He grabbed her bag and his and headed to his Camero.

“I can’t believe you still have this car.”

“I can’t believe you would think that I got rid of it.” Frank started the car and headed out. “This is my prize for getting drafted.”

“And here I thought that was me,” she replied without a thought. Frank smile dropped a little. He swallowed, wondering if this road trip idea was smart. He stayed silent, thinking about all the details and hoped that she would listen.

A few hours later, Abby’s face was in disbelief. Frank had taken them to Las Vegas. She didn’t know what to say. Why would he bring them to the very place that had broken them? Having never been to the city herself, she was awestruck at the lights and sounds. Frank pulled into a fancy one, the Bellagio and had the valet take their car and bags. He held her hand as they walked into the lobby. Abby gasped as she took in the glass flower ceiling. “Wow.”

“It is beautiful,” Frank commented. “When the team had come out here and we were walking around, I remember thinking that you would have loved this.”

“Is this... is there where...”

“No Cricket. I will never go back to that particular hotel ever again.” Frank checked them in and a hotel concierge walked them to their room. “This is one of our high roller suites, sir. If you need anything just call the desk and someone will be right up.”

“Thank you.” Frank tipped the man as Abby took in the room. It faced out to the strip and she could see the other hotels. Suddenly, what sounded like a cannon blasted water up in the air and the fountain began to dance.

“The fountain,” she squealed as Frank chuckled. She could faintly hear the remnants of a Frank Sinatra in the air as the towers of water began to dance. When it ended, Abby clapped. “That was amazing.”

“It says here that it happens every half hour to a new song until midnight so we can watch it again if you like Cricket.” Frank loved watching her as she enjoyed the show. It was something he remembered from that awful October, wishing he could have shared it with her then. “C’mon baby, let me feed you and we can take a walk.”

After a delicious meal, Frank and Abby walked hand in hand on the crowded streets. They pointed at the different signs, different characters that were walking the strip, laughing, and enjoying being just Frank and Abby. As they approached one hotel, Frank’s palms began to sweat. “Frankie?”

“Can I tell you a story? It doesn’t have a happy ending but maybe we can rewrite it.” Frank looked to his feet.

“You can talk to me about anything, love.” Abby cupped his cheek. “Take your time.”

Frank swallowed. “About five years ago, I won the big game for my team, and we came here to celebrate. I really didn’t want to because I had my amazing girlfriend and my darling little niece at home, but I didn’t want to come off as a bad team player. My best friend came with me, and we lived it up. Our captain had gotten us a couple of tables at a club, and we had fun.” Frank sighed and pointed to the club in front of the MGM. “See that sign? Its for the club we went to. This is the hotel we were staying at. Anyways, we partied and went back to the suite where some of us had been staying at.”

“Alone?” She asked, quietly.

“Me, yes. Some women approached me that night, but I refused. I wasn’t drinking as much as the rest of the guys from what I can remember. Anyways, some of the guys had brought girls back with us and the hotel had set up a bar for us to drink from. There was a pool off the balcony of the room and the girls were getting in with just their underwear. I was uncomfortable. I said that to Mike. The last thing I remember clearly was him handing me a glass of scotch. He said, ‘Adler, you earned this.’ You’re a good man to Abby and a wonderful father to Mary. Just relax and enjoy.’”

“Mike handed you that drink?”

“That’s the last one I remember. When I woke up, I was in a room, not mine. My head was splitting, and I was dehydrated. I made it to the bathroom and when I looked back, I saw the blonde. I yelled at her, asking her what the fuck she was doing in my room. She panicked and said she didn’t remember coming in there with me. Mike rushed in and told her to get out while checking over with me. I asked him what I had done, and he said, I swear, he said that I got drunk, and I couldn’t make it to my room so he put me in his.”

Abby closed her eyes. “Why would Mike lie? He had no reason to.”

“Abby, I love how you are so trusting but Mike has had it bad for you since high school. But he knew I liked you and was working up the nerve to tell you for years. But back to the story. I called Steve and asked what I should do. He was here as well with another client. He asked me to stop the girl and ask her for the truth. I did manage to stop her, ask her and promise not to go to the press. I would pay anything for it not to go to press. I needed to tell you first. Steve showed up and got an NDA in place. He talked to her and she confirmed, nothing happened.”

“But then the pictures came out.”

“Then the pictures came out. I was so angry that someone, who knows who, they violated my privacy, my trust. I was desperately trying to get to you first but by the time I landed, it was too late. You didn’t let me explain and I lost you.”

“Oh Frankie,” she cried as she pressed herself into his chest.

“I’m so sorry Cricket. I should have called, I should have done something else to stop this from happening. I lost five years with you when a simple phone call would have solved everything. I am so sorry.”

“I’m sorry too Frankie, I should have just taken a moment to listen to you. When I got those texts of those photos...”

Frank pulled back. “What texts?”

“I got an anonymous text with the photos and an audio of you just says, “I can’t tell Abby,” I thought, well I thought it was more common.”

“You don’t know who sent it.” She shook her head. “Fuck, I don’t, I don’t even know what to say. I was always going to tell you but I didn’t want to do it by phone.” He pulled her back into his arms and held her tight. “I love you Cricket. I never stopped.” He kissed the top of her head as they held each other.

Abby sighed after a while. “Take me to bed?”

Frank didn’t answer, just turned away from the hotel that ruined his life and started back to the fountain. As they walked, Abby spotted something and stopped. “Cricket?”

She pointed at the building. “We could make better memories.”

Frank stared at the building and back at his girl.

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satansfreshhottiddymilk · 3 years ago

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Does Ponti go into heat and if yes, what does it look like?

YEAH he usually goes into it after shedding since hes all shiny and iridescent therefor his neck shimmer hurgle mating call thing he does is, in theory, most effective and that happens I'd say once every other month or so and basically he gets 1000% more irritable and has a harder time taking jokes for example he would probably try to Actually start a fight with particularly Ollie instead of typically shooting a joke back (Ollie knows whats up now but back then he was probs like 'bro wtf') he's Super territorial of his basking rock near the park, rakes his claws and spears against buildings, trees, ect. to mark his territory and also to sharpen them to Fight (im sure when Ponti was still in the monster fighting industry being a hormonal disaster teen going thru puberty he would probably do the most violent kills during these times) just overall super aggressive and lashes out at people he ofc normally wouldn’t and being super overprotective of Abby and ofc HORNY AS HELL bangin wise he’ll want to do it everywhere all the time and he will Not bottom when he’s in heat he always tops and gets pretty damn vicious 90% of the time as in more biting, dragging Abby around, probably breaking the bed a couple times(he always fixes it later in shame tho LMFAO) and quite frankly animalistic acting like nutting is a horrendous itch that needs to be scratched instead of ~sensual love making uwu~ to keep Abby from looking like he got mauled by bears multiple times a day Ponti probably tries to take it out on pillows or jackets ect. and probably destroyed multiple fleshlights he’s just a fukkin mess. Lucky Abby is pretty good on handing it since hes lowley a lil kinky bastard himself and probably has a bullying fetish to Cope lmfao sO on one hand he’s lucky Abby is part succubus bc he would probably be Too Much for anyone else bUT on the other hand the fact that Abby is part succubus probably makes his heats like 10x worse bc of all the stuff he does to his head when they bang and Abby unknowingly giving off a type of pheromone that Ponti is super sensitive to when he’s in heat. To keep it somewhat under control he just eats twice the amount of edibles and smokes more weed bc even tho he still Horny he’ll just be more lazy and less pissed about it sksks

#ponti

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stunnababyyabyyy · 3 years ago

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tell me about something awkward/embarrassing

ahhh okok <33!

warning: tmi lmaoooo

but one embarrassing moment that happened to me was like when i was younger like 9-10 years old. i needed to pee, around that time we were taking a bus that went through a violent (still violent) neighborhood lool. so my mom was like “girl you can hold it relax”. however, i was like, “girl nooo i needa fkn pee”. so we hop off the bus and me and my three lil sisters are at the crosswalk abt to cross the street to go to the mall so i could pee.

now here’s the kicker🌚🌝:

i couldn’t hold it and a bitch pissed herself not only in public, but infront of a fineee lightskin boy and his grandma😭. my mom was in shock, i wanted to cryyy and the grandma said, “poor baby…let’s go and not stare” she was in serious disgust. i remember wanting to sink into the grounddddd😩💀.

another slightly embarrassing moment cause bun tmi’s lool:

remember how i told you abt my cousin’s christening?? so when it was his older sister mariah’s christening we went ofc. (sidenote he has 3 older siblings that are younger than me). my mom told me to go up and record as per usual. mind you the church is full of family and family friends i don’t know much yet lmaoao. plus i was wearing some painful ass heels, and i told my ma i’m not sure i can do it. anyway my aunts and uncles were all like “abby/naana if you don’t go up and record the ceremony🙄😒!!” so i go up and record…fast forward the prayers being done and the priest, my aunt and uncle’s eyes are closed. one of my fave older cousins comes up to the front near me to record the prayer and we are making lil jokes here and there. and dej when i tell you a bitch fell down the stairs in the front😭😭😭😭. i fell and the way the pastor and everyone was shook and asking if i was okay and im like “yea🙂😭” embarrassingggg asl plus my aunts and uncles were keke-ing abt it after the ceremony and allat was over😒, acting like they didn’t force me up there in the first place☹️. but yeaaa those are two embarrassing stories for your entertainment 🥰❤️.

#moots<33: deja #asks #it was soooo bad #but so hilarious holyyy😂😂😂☹️

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zumpietoo · 3 years ago

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Oh sweet jeebus.....I even went back to see if this was olddd....cause so fucking much of it here and in further reblogs, sounds abysmally stuck in season 5. Then I started to drag it this morning----and OFC, my track pad went nuts and I deleted everything....siiiighhhtt....

Anyyhooooo....

No....while there are admitted similarities, they exist moar to create a sort of backdrop, plus nearly every kid loves their parents and nobody’s life need be oh so tragic....

Additionally, this is A) completely inaccurate about the relationships (the entire point, as we’ve been shown, in the case of Hermione is that she was actually happy she didn’t choose St Five Nights and ultimately and repeatedly rejected pursuing anything there....).

And in the case of Falice, they pursued a redo and it ultimately failed, as well (and I do ship Falice, buuutt)----and both times they couldn’t make it work for different reasons....plus, because Jug and Slizzy are very different people, the failure of BH in no way mirrored their parents AND was far moar toxic...

Again, those “parallels” don’t even apply at this point (and, frankly, that’s just fucking dummmm) and OFC you thought they were “the entire point”, because you’re a fucking moron....plus the show isn’t over, so there’s plenty of time...

And no, that was NOT the point of the reboot...or what even remotely happened in it. Including why everybody returned to the town...

I threw one of my famous little tantrums on a public forum and, once again----people DARED to disagree with me!!!

Again, the show likes to play with FBs, like to have this as a backdrop cuz they enjoy it from an element of goofy....it’s something they’ve done almost for the entirety.....it also has almost no meaning, other than sometimes spurring a short term arc (e.g Abby and Pussy “cursing” everybody to feel guilty and babble)....

And if you weren’t a dimwitted noobie sock, you’d know that....

And while, again, it provides a nice backdrop for context, winking full circle, etc....it also doesn’t change that it’s not the primary focus of the show, nor is the show a boring soap oper, like so many of you wish it was....

@unshura I can’t believe people think they’re allowed to have an opinion that differ!!! And legit publicly voice them!!!

Anyhoooo....

I mean....the characters have obviously not and are obviously not (plus Plaiderdale’s a dark place, so is anybody ever really happy there/)

Slizzy is being a prostitute, pretending she’s too bad ass, leaning deep into her violent fascism and thinks she’s thwarted Daddy by moving into the Barfie Dreemhouse and becoming pure....

(it’s all very not good, but it’s also, sadly---A) who she really is and B) shit that was always there. And that no fucking way is having the BF as doormat you approve of gonna change dick...)

Douchie is doing fuckin’ none of that....other than failing to “save” the town, he’s fucking loving every second of this....and, if anything, he’s probably relieved he hasn’t saved the town, cuz WTF would he do with himself if he did? What are these “loss of hopes and dreams”, anyway? He’s a supposed war hero, has addressed his related trauma and is playing prom king again....And coaches football. Is it then he doesn’t get to:

Cuz he can still sing....and he’s only 25, Snorty....

Ummm....pssstt....dullard....Jug’s clean and sober (actually, so’s FP, from what we’re given to understand). He’s fully confronted that, is in a caring, positive relationship and once he’s dealt with/gotten back his hearing, he’ll be happy all over again...He enjoys teaching, he’ll write again and I think he doesn’t really mind lending a hand (and eating) at Pop’s. where he always chilled, anyway...

LOVE how you missed this was the entire point of Jug in season five, you fucking idiot....

That completely doesn’t apply to Vermin and was never the case for Hermione...seriously, do you even watch the show? She’s, for the moment, happy in a relationship with Ragey, too

Pussy stopped being isolated mannnyyyyy episodes ago. She was involved with somebody new and it ended on a positive note. She’s verryyyyy happy in her church, she seems pretty contented with her pagan shit, as well...none of this applied to Peneloho

Ragey stopped working for Hymen (and kinda dug it), he does enjoy working with Vermin and he enjoys the dealership. If anything, his renewed interest in stock brokerage shows this is his thing. And never applied to Marty at all.

Again, this would, honestly, be fairly inaccurate about the start of season five, IDK even WTF you’re talking about....

So we have your fanfic, your inability to grasp what you’re watching, what the characters are about or where any of this actually evolved.

Oh and that you think happiness can only be found in the coupling with the significant other you’ve decided is best, versus seeking fulfillment within one’s self...

And I truly thought y’all paid some semblance of attention/realiced (again) the show isn’t over yet....

A petition? Good lord....again, love when a noobie sock is suddenly everywhere....

And I thought the obvious arc was #hey#3 4BH 4Evah??? Oh wait, except it never was---and the concept of “maybe it’s time to leave the past there now that you’ve revisited it” is a good thing, hmmmm???

Umm....nooooo...

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plainvanillapotato · 5 years ago

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Quarantine diaries: its still may 22 2020.

Continuation of my “the 100 diaries” cuz y’all asked for it

Season 1. Ep. 2 Earth Skills

These kids sure have some stamina for people who have been stuck on a space blob all of their life. Ok wait imagine if instead of all these super attractive and fit actors we got the space people from wall-E who barely walk to save their lives. Now that is realistic.

Some bones. Mystery. Intrigue. Clearly not a human skull tho.

*hears jasper screaming* yes lets run toward the danger. I know I know be the hero and save the guy but if we’re living by the “do whatever the hell we want” rule then you bet your ass that I’m not gonna be the hero

Also how did jasper not die cuz really it looked like an instant kill

Side note: I’ve just realized where I recognize Clarke’s mom. She’s that aunt in the game plan.

Thelonious… really? These character names are all over the place. I mean you have regular names like Finn and Abby but then you jump to thelonious and Bellamy?! But who am I to judge? I live in a universe where Elon Musk's kid is named X Æ A-12.

Aww wells...such a nice guy! Did he really just bury those two people all by himself? Like no one else saw him and didn’t offer to help him. But I guess as these are some angsty teens who only care about themselves

Wait...wells also stripped them of their clothes kinda gross but you gotta do what you gotta do

Wow first appearance of a shirtless Bellamy. He’s hot

So I really don’t like this Murphy character. It does not help that the jacket that his wearing, the shoulder pad looks like one of those spiky balls I used to play with as a kid. Ill insert some images to prove this. Like I swear to god I bet that the costume design people straight up cut one of them spiky balls and just slapped that on the jacket

Lol I was really worried there for a moment thinking that Bellamy would actually stop that fight between wells and Murphy. Bellamy is chaotic neutral/evil giving wells a knife for a fair fight

Grounders. I wonder if they had a discussion on what they should call the people that survived on earth cuz i feel like there’s a better name for them but idk what. Also does that mean that the 100 and the ark people are called ‘spacers’

Clarke is being very anal about these wristbands like I understand her reasoning but it’s annoying me rn

This show shows more politics than I thought it would. It’s interesting how the kids take on the traits and characteristic of their parents

Wooow this show is really going with the smart Asian stereotype. Like you’re literally keeping Monty from saving his best friend because his brain is too valuable. please tell me there is more to monty than his brains

Clarke really be out here negging Finn AND Bellamy into a suicide mission to find jasper

Also I find it fascinating that one of the main reasons that Bellamy is the leader of these spacers is because he has a gun. Is this supposed to be reflective of real life?

I watch this show with subtitles on and… they spell Adam as ATOM. Like what? I literally had to look it up on IMDb to see if that was an error but nope it wasn’t

Bellamy is a very possessive big brother. Like I know its out of love but its a bit much and kinda anti-feminist like he treats octavia like a doll

Who is this raven character cuz i really don’t be needing another subplot

“Lockup has been quarantined. There’s some kind of a virus” …. CORONAVIRUS?! Is this show the parallel universe everyone is talking about

For a girl who had very limited social interaction, octavia is very confident flirting. Like for real, she flirts with boys better than I do. Possible the most unrealistic part of the show so far

Are they really setting up a thing between Clarke and Finn like keep it in your pants guys? It’s been like 2 days. Fuck they are making finn and Clarke a thing. And i bet its that troupe where he’s a free spirit and she’s all uptight and he teaches her how to let loose

Also back to my Star Wars parallel, I think I’ve figured it out. Clarke is Rey. Wells is Finn (the guy friend that loves the main girl but she only sees him as a friend). Finn is Poe (the careless fun guy that contrasts the oh so serious main girl). And Bellamy is Kylo ren (the ‘antagonist’ that actually has a heart). Like guys the friend zone relationship between wells and Clarke is VERY finn and Rey like. Then there’s this scene where it seems like Bellamy is trying to turn wells against finn almost like kylo ren trying to turn someone to the dark side. i know rn its finn and clarke but there are strong reylo vibez between bellamy and clarke

Now there’s atom and octavia jesus this girl moves faster through boys than i have in my entire life but i guess since she lived under the floor for much of her life she has a lot to make up for.

I find it very American who these spacers think that because they have a gun that they are safe.

They really put jasper, titties out, up there in a tree

You know how Bellamy said that he would do anything to get clarke’s wristband even if that means cutting off her hand so that the arc doesn’t come down….he really could have just let her die when she fell into that pit. But I get it plot and to show that Bellamy isn’t all evil. Also very intense eye contact between Clarke and Bellamy.

So this council meeting...ngl i kinda side with Kane especially with that violent table slap

Yess wells you kill that mutant animal thingy. The “now she sees you” yeah Bellamy no shit. Ofc Clarke is gonna notice wells shooting and killing that animal right in front of her.

Are they really gonna eat that radioactive animal????? I’m serious when i say i want to straight up vomit thinking about eating that. Guess that its a good thing that i don’t live in this universe. Side note it looks like one of those mutant beast that was in the first hunger games movie.

Oh fuck...raven is finn’s girlfriend. Ofc she is

The scene where finn takes the food without cutting off his wristband and Murphy is like no you ain’t special but then finn is like “i thought there were no rules” cut to Murphy’s face is just like “but he’s got a point tho” then finn just walks off with the music blaring like that was the most badass thing ever (the time stamp for this scene is 39:39)….this show is too much

Bellamy really hung atom for kissing his sister…..no just no this is no okay but I’m kind of too invested to stop watching

Oooo a grounder. Does that mask have any functional purposes? Or like is it purely for intimidation

this was murphy’s face when Finn said that there were no rules.

#the 100 #the 100 diaries #quarantine diaries #quarantine #bellamy #clarke #finn #murphy #monty #octavia #star wars #reylo

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theskyexists · 4 years ago

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Jeeze

I've only seen one Christmas movie before in truth - and that was AWFUL - like, the second hand embarrassment was insane - and in the end she....kinda swapped her boyfriend for his brother? Lol. I enjoyed it for how awful it felt to watch and how the whole family bullied the main character because she was so socially inept/insecure. The escalation was incredible and the catharsis was uh....death. That has given me the impression that Christmas movies are all about dealing with family and relationship and personal problems and the way those three interact this movie really seems to be in that tradition - and I like it.

It's amazing how fucked up Harper's family is and it's amazing how much rejection and disdain and indifference and being left behind Abby is having to take. Like - damn. She's gonna have to express that soon or things will BLOW. Harper is being very stupid and selfish but I understand completely how it might come to this.

I love the chemistry between Abby and Riley - it's such a breath of fresh air - it's a GREAT contrast with the suffocating toxicity of Harper's family and their circles and etc.

Oh Harper - you fuckin dick

It would be funny if she lost her second girlfriend whom she's hiding from her family and throwing under the bus to her first girlfriend who she hid and threw under the bus.

I mean tragic of course. But I'm feeling slightly spiteful.

Kstew has SUCH great hair in this my god!

Harper you fuckin dick

I know exactly how this feels and it feels AWFUL

Harper you IDIOT you're risking your relationship you're risking it alllll

Also Abby is kinda an idiot' for lying the whole time. She's either a great liar or really Harper is wanting to believe her lies

Harper is clearly so stupid and scared all the time and also an asshole because of it. She has no space in her brain beyond : gotta make sure I make my parents proud & gotta make sure nobody finds out im gay

No band width

If I was Abby I'd be like - ok BYYYYEEEEE

Just to make her feel what she's breaking

Oh! She's actually trying to do that. Sucks u came here in your gf's car

Yes!!!! Go to her ex the only one who's treated you decently!!! HAHAHAHAHA

Jezus christ this mother....

AND hypocrisy about exes from Harper too.

Oh how the fuck could this turn out well for them ever???

LOVE how them being buddies is eating her. What has she told Abby???

Oh my god that break up HURT like HELL - so quick, so deserved, so tragic, so stupid, so awful. What a great shot. Great director.

Yeah Harper I get the shitty situation you're in but you haven't done enough I'm afraid. I mean, what the fuck was that with the friends and with Connor and letting her family and friends dismiss her roommate which means FRIEND. Yeah cos she's been trained to, yes bc she's working on 2 % brain power and the rest is spent on being afraid. BUT WHO WAS HURT IN THIS SITUATION

Yeah but it's hard not to offer comfort to a person you love when they're in pain

Ofc the fuckin sister comes in

The way they never have any privacy is really the problem

Oh god John - WHY. No no no I can't get through THIS part

'no one's supposed to know yet - we had an agreement' ???????

This is going to be........... Disastrous. Isn't it. Oh I am preparing myself in order to ENJOY these shitty parents' downfall and not feel the second hand lash of the whip

Do love how them being such shit parents sure is finally blowing up in their faces. HOORAY.

(agghhhhhhhhhhhhgggh)

Wow Sloane. Harper get her back. Just rip it all to shreds

Oh no. Nope. Harper fuckin hell. Please don't do denial. Just tell them that uhhhh her husband is cheating (is that what was happening?)

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOO

No!!!!

*office gif I can't find* NO!!!!! NO!!!

I can't seem to continue the video. Ok harden my heart. Just . Good practice. Harden heart.

Oh it keeps going. Oh fuck.

Welp. Guess you've lost it all. After all. Idiot.

Ah she was trying to go there but she never got there because she went denial first and that unexpectedly sounded really terrible. Yeah that's realistic. So in character so far. Thinks things will be simple and doesn't even imagine the hurt it causes others.

Liked the little shot of Sloane being like hmmm.....that didn't feel as good as I thought it would.

Damn these children are all horrifically stunted. Except Jane.

Jane is really wonderful and my heart hurts so much for her and she made me laugh about joining the fight. And I'm glad Harper looked stricken about what she'd done. (Once again, very in character). The thing is, I would have just pushed Sloane to the floor and screamed in her face as I shook her very violently. Pretty sure anyone untrained in martial arts would do that. But this is a film.

I like how they've basically made all these sisters equal in their parents' eyes - and destroyed their dads career in one fell swoop. Welll done! Finally some breathing room.

Oh god....that's so heartbreaking. Abby.....her parents. Christmas.... They really didn't tell each other enough at all huh

I know that John is right but it's still really hurtful though! Like goddamn

'I wanna be with someone who is ready' THAT'S AN AMAZING THING - BECAUSE THAT'S ALSO PERFECTLY VALID.

'you ok' from Riley. Wow

Harper now's the time to apologise for what you did. YES

god that was her best friend. She lost so much to this SHIT

NOOOOOOOO SHE DID IT!!!!! SHE DID IT!!!!

I'm fucking crying

Your career ruined your family's well-being! Greatttt!

THEY WENT BACK??? THEY DIDNT GO HOME??? WHAT THE FUCK LOL

I'd have just left

I guess its a good thing they didnt

Ok I guess - the - uh - I guess its cos the stress is gone but like - this also very much reads like - if you're a romantic partner you get to be important and otherwise not. Also I get why it's gotta be Mother, but this is Harper once again dropping the ball and not inviting Abby herself lol.

I knew Jane's book was gonna do well just from her brief plot description lol. So Happy John was so interested. Oh MY GOD I FORGOT HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL EDITOR. sneaky sneaky writing

I thought the height difference was gonna be awkward but so far it's actually been really cute

That was a great ending shot

THE DAD STILL WON? WOW wtf lol

OH MY GOD RILEY IS WITH THEM AT PRIDE AND SEEMS TO HAVE A GF! Those insta posts are actually a great epilogue.

#my stuff #vidi #happiest season #this was unexpectedly a great movie??????#bit sad about not seeing the proposal #for the first time in my life

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ajw720 · 6 years ago

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Morning All. Just a note to let you know I am taking a few days off. I really need to regroup and reevaluate. Rest assured, I will not allow the haters to bully me off the internet, but I do need some time.

Simply, I do not deserve the extreme hate that is directed towards me. I keep my opinions to my blog and I have never reached beyond it. I am a danger to no one except those stans that are holding on to the lies for dear life and i threaten their beliefs, because there is literally no way to watch this and not question and I am not afraid to call it all out.

I absolutely did not deserve the attack aimed at me yesterday that used my name and image and actually stated that i was a threat to the safety of C and W that proceeded to tag, C, W, and A/lla. I am a fan with strong opinions but I do not and never would express those opinions to anyone that does not actively seek them.

What really upsets me is that something i was really looking forward to, the book signing, where my $20 for the book is the same as the person standing next to me, is now something i am dreading. Because i fear that if I do go, that stans will now feel empowered to make comments and verbally harass me.

I did not choose to have my image released. Yes, I was stupid enough to state what I do for a living and others posted my first name, so fans took it upon themselves to google me and I guess there aren’t that many Abbys in the NYC area doing what I do (by the time i posted my name, it was well known). I can’t even imagine going so far as to google another fan simply because i disagree. And ofc from there they have gotten EF photos and photos from work and have taken it upon themselves to on numerous occasions post the photos and my name, making me a target. I am a fan with opinions just like them. I would not even care if what they were saying was factually correct, but they are making accusations that i threatened a child and am a danger when I have never done anything violent in my life. I yell at myself for accidentally stepping on Finnegan’s tail, I would never harm another person.

I do this for myself and because I fully believe that my words in some may make a difference in the lives of 2 men i respect with everything I am. I don’t expect anything, in fact, quite the opposite as I am fully aware D’s team knows who I am (again their job, if you can google me so can they).

The only thing I want is to see this nightmare end. Because I know that what is happening right now is an absolute crime. I see no difference between what M and RR are doing to D and C then throwing innocent men in jail. And I will remain here until either i see them win or i think this is something D is choosing. To date, I can honestly say that the majority of what he has given me shows that he is still fighting. So i will remain by his side and fight with him.

Yes, I am vicious about M, She deserves it. If you knew the things I knew, you would be mortified. She is beyond harmful to D and she has done egregious things to him. She is where she is through the dirtiest of methods. And maybe it will be long in the future, but someday it will come out and you will all feel like utter fools.

But you all need to realize that discussing a celebrity and someone who willingly holds themselves out to the public is completely different than bullying a private fan.

I would not be here if i was not factually sure that I am right. It is not speculation or opinion. D is queer, M is a beard and CC has very much been together. If you don’t agree with me or just don’t want to see it, don’t read, but never make accusations that are wholly untrue.

I will be back. I just need a break. I would never abandon these two when they need us the most. But at the same time, i have to take care of me.

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