#villains: *literally crying and throwing up bc their nemesis's fat ass and thick thighs have robbed them of The Will To Fight*
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me: "okay but what if villains are so overwhelmed by how alluring and charismatic and fetching my avatars are that they just cannot keep fighting and they must succumb to my avatars' charms or else be obliterated? huh???? what about THAT"
dungeons and dragons: "yeah, yeah, the Sharess caress, we've all seen it"
me: "oh shit ok good it already exists so I don't have to feel like the universe's hugest slutbucket for inventing it"
#lol.#villains: *literally crying and throwing up bc their nemesis's fat ass and thick thighs have robbed them of The Will To Fight*#yes i am conveniently filling in the blanks of ''other pleasant feelings'' for my purposes but that's what i do all the time anyway
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