#villain Deku would be the most depressed cynical thing in existence

[thebadchoicemachine]

Unpopular opinion but the sexiness to enjoyableness ratio of Villain!Deku is diametrically opposed.

The more horny people are when they write him, the less interesting his villainy becomes

[shihozaki]

Do you think you could do a MHA matchup for me?

Appearance:

I guess first of all, I’m non binary (they/them). I’m about 5’7, super pale, and have short brown hair and glasses. I’m on the heavier side and usually dress in some combination of a dark hoodie, ripped black jeans, and combat boots. I also have several piercings and eye bags so dark I look like I got punched in the face.

Personality:

I’m a Scorpio and an INTJ if that helps at all, very introverted, and very snarky. While I barely talk to anyone, people I do know have to endure a lot of sarcasm and teasing. This in combination with my monotonous voice and blunt manner of speaking tends to result in people struggling to tell if I’m joking. I’m tired all the time and have no problem with falling asleep in random places. I really struggle with trusting and connecting with other people, due in part to past bullying and abuse as well as just general disposition. I’ve got severe resting bitch face, which makes most people think I’m either depressed or really pissed off at them all the time (I’ve been told by several people that they thought I hated them). I don’t know how to deal with issues emotionally so every traumatic situation or tragedy ends up getting joked about excessively. My only two settings are 1. Melodramatic cynical nihilist discussing the futility of human existence and 2. Prankster that never grew out of children’s media. I only live out of spite and a desire to prove people wrong. My top kins are Aizawa, Max (Camp Camp), and Catra (SPOP).

Interests:

If it doesn’t involve physical activity, I’m in. For the normal hobbies, I read, sketch, and watch a lot of cartoons and horror films. I love music (although I’m completely tone deaf and can’t sing or play an instrument) especially indie, post hardcore, emo, and folk punk. Indie games (especially indie horror) are a guilty pleasure. My ideal date is ghost hunting in an abandoned building or hanging out in the forest. For more niche interests, I collect animal bones, own reptiles and have a stable isopod colony, and love talking about the Paleozoic.

(Romantically, I’m fine with any gender in a partner)

Thank you so much for waiting so patiently, it’s always nice to see another INTJ- I hope you enjoy it! I had fun writing this :)

I pair you up with Mellisa Shield!

- Your quirk is Ghost whisperer! You have the power to see and talk to spirits of dead people, and you can borrow their quirk by letting them control your physical body (Your consciousness is also within the body at the same time. Think of it as 2 consciousnesses fusing together in 1 body). Most spirits are willing to lend you their quirks since they are very eager to step foot on earth again with a physical body (and you technically don’t even have to ask, since you have to power to fuse together whenever you want to) Furthermore, you can call your spirits whenever you want, wherever you are. There’s really no limit to this quirk, since your ghost friends can give you any information you’d like, since they are invisible to the naked eye.

- You met Mellisa when you visited I-island with your 1-A friends. You weren’t too keen on going outside and exploring the whole day, but you were interested in the new technology. Then you met Mellisa through Deku, who immediately became interested in you.

- You guys ended up going to her room and started hitting off immediately- which was rare for you. It was easy to open up to her kind nature- but you denied it at first. She gave you insights into her gadgets and she was inspired by your quirk. You were just mesmerized by her intelligence.

- She took you to the party too, which was almost enjoyable until the villain’s came to attack. You saved Mellisa in a dangerous situation, letting her heart beat faster than before

- After the villain incident at the expo, you tried your best to comfort the girl before leaving the I-island. Normally, leaving was a thing you loved to do, but for some reason letting Mellisa go was hard for you. Before you parted your ways, Mellisa asked if she could still talk to you, by asking for your number

- After that, you guys started talking. First it was by text. Simple ‘hello’ and ‘how are you’ soon transitioned to late night calls and video chats. It was amazing how she opened up a new side of you- and how she was so happy to see you. You had many things in common with her, such as high intelligence and the desire for learning

- After confessing to each other, You guys agreed upon a long distance relationship, and ever since then you guys have been the most creative couple ever. Creating gadgets for quirks, sketching hero costumes… designing characters while watching horror films- and to your surprise, Mellisa is awfully good at watching scary things

- You guys visit each other as much as possible, going on dates and talking about the possibilities of the future. You love her so much, and she loves you even more- always knowing what each other needs

- Overall, it feels like destiny. You guys were meant to meet each other- and both of you are happy to call each other soulmates :)

Scenario: First time meeting!

“Are you alright? You seem tired.” Asked the blondie. It was a question you got too often- at least she was trying to help. “I’m fine.” You muttered, the words coming a bit more harshly then you had intended. ‘Please don’t be mean to the hot girl.’ You thought to yourself. The girl didn’t seem to mind at all. “Hmm, if you need any sleep, I’d be happy to lend you my room! There’s plenty of time before the party.” ‘There’s a party…?’ You sighed- parties weren't exactly your idea of a vacation. “I didn’t bring anything fancy for a party.” You replied. The girl grabbed your hand with a smile. “I’ll lend you something! You have to come to the party, it’s the highlight of the expo- come!” She started pulling you- and normally you would have told them to kindly fuck off- but something about her made you shut up. “Someone’s got a crush~” said a voice following you. Sometimes your quirk was a bother- since some spirits were very annoying. “Leave.” You ordered, intending it at the immature spirit. The blonde turned around. “Hmm?” You shook your head. “Not you- it’s my quirk. I can see… dead people.” You explained, slightly embarrassed that you had such a quirk. However, her response wasn’t something you were intuitive of. “That’s so interesting. Tell me more! How do you use them in a battle?” She asked. You were taken back for a moment by such a positive response to your quirk. “I can borrow their quirk by fusing them to my body… what’s your quirk?” You changed the subject to her, not knowing how to deal with the attention on you. “I don’t have one.” Oh. You stared. ��With your intelligence, you don’t need a quirk.” You replied, attempting to give a compliment. She giggled, making you smile a bit. “I’m Mellisa Shield!” She extended her hand, and you took it. “I’m (Y/N).”

Perhaps the spirit was right. It might be a crush after all.

Song: The Space For This by Cynic!

I hope you liked it! I hoped you liked the quirk- please let me know what you thought about the work! Thank you for requesting, and I hope to see you again soon :)