#vilen borshenvik

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[ID: Several internet posts and tags, accompied with the The Great Ace Attorney character who would say it or it relates to.

1. The crying anime girl as Ryunosuke and the chad as Kazuma. Ryunosuke is saying/wailing: “Babe, please have sex with me! I’m so horny”. Meanwhile Kazuma is going on and on about Karuma.

2. Title: “catboy to dogboy spectrum”. To the left is catboy with Barok and a little bit to the right of him is prosecutor Kazuma. Next is catboy leaning with Enoch Drebber. At equilibrium is Yujin and between equilibrium and dogboy leaning is headband Kazuma. After that in decending order to dogboy is Ryunosuke, Hosoanga and Sholmes. To be more correct, it’s off the charts for how much of a dogboy Sholmes is.

3. A chat between Herlock Sholmes and Barok van Zieks. Sholmes is sending several goofy Herlock goofy poses (TM). Barok responds “i’m breaking up with you”. Herlock responds with that exaparired pose where he holds up his hands to his face as talking to an useless snake.

4. A tumblr post about Susato Mikotoba: “teenage girl giggling and blushing as she writes in her journal in pink glitter pen but when you look what she’s writing it says ‘list of people i hope get struck by lightning’”

5. Tumblr post, it starts with Herlock Sholmes writing about a scenario of some kind:

“ *accenting slide whistle*

*descending slide whistle*

*several xylophone notes*

*wet “splat” noise*

‘Three!’”

Vilen Borahenvik responds something in Russian and Susato translates it with google translate. It says: “the sounds of sex with my unfortunate wife”

6. The telegraph juror tumblr post!

“L STOP RATIO STOP YOU HAVE TRENCH FOOT STOP YOUR WIFE IS UNFAITHFUL STOP YOUR INFANT SON HAS SUCCUMBED TO TUBERCULOSIS STOP”

7. Prosecutor Kazuma tumblr post talking to Barok: “strangle you with red thread tying us together”

8. A tweet by @/chuu4truth (profile photo of Ryunosuke and header name Ryuu Chuu) about Prosecutor Kazuma: “asked a friend to hang out and he said he was in the middle of getting revenge and would be busy with that for the next week”

9. Tumblr post by Sholmes: “*spanks your ass hard* can you help me with this math problem?”

Susato has taken two screenshots of tags. First one from van Zieks: “#yes i can help you with math #please don’t spank my ass tho”. The second one is from Ryunosuke: “#no I can’t sorry #please feel free to spank me again”. Susato comment on this is: “Additive inverses.”

10. Two pictures of Kazuma right next to each other. The first one is the crossed arms one, when he still has the headband. The other is Prosecutor Kazuma with his arms hanging at his sides.

Barok: “he needs to relax his shoulders”

Ryunosuke: “his das died”

Barok: “okay…. ummmmmm….. the tension his bearing isn’t gonna bring him back lol.” /End ID]

collection of some dgs shitposts is forgor to post here

kazuma is so swagless cringe and fail i hope he explodes (affectionate)