#vilaneve edit

[comfycomers]

Villaneve // Men in Black AU

[authenticsleeping]

Eve and Villanelle's relationships is a traumatic one. V killed Eve's boss, her husband's coworker, her best friend Bill and left his child fatherless. This is not a show that's going to tackle those topics "healthily" or like you'd expect or want them to be handled IRL or on a show about normal people doing normal people things. Eve should be completely traumatized and repulsed by V if this show adhered to healthy morals and healthy relationship models. You can't apply normal morals to it.

Nonny, i feel like you’re missing the point of my original post. The point was that I’m annoyed that the writers introduced a storyline or something that seemed like it would hold more importance to the character and abandoned it (Something they have a habbit). They established V, in some regard to be traumatized or at the very least negatively affected by her “relationship” with Anna. I don’t think I’m “applying normal morals to it” when I’m just asking the writers to be fucking consistent in their characterizations of people lmao. They haven’t really established that same trauma, negative impact for Eve in regards to her relationship with V. Honestly the only actions of V’s we see her affected by are bill’s death and the event’s of rome, though I would argue that the events of rome where more about the betrayal and manipulation. we won’t know for sure bc the writers didn’t really explore explore Eve’s state of mind post rome ( see what i mean when i say they ditch storylines?) She treats everyone and everything else as a means to to end to see / be in the same room as V

TLDR: I’m not asking the show to apply normal morals. I’m asking the show to be consistent and have some follow through with storylines/ things they’ve established.

[electricrogue]

I can't remember your non-Teslen ships so pick your next favourite and dish! XD

Thanks for the ask, darling! Well my next favourites are Vilaneve and Supercorp but since you don't know them that well (or at all if we're talking about Villaneve, I guess). I'll be basic and just go for the one ship that well. Not rules them all but one ship to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them, I guess? xD. Meaning Aziraphale/Crowley of course xD. So yeah xD

Gives nose/forehead kisses: More like an Aziraphale thing to do if you ask me?

Gets jealous the most: Crowley

Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: One way this can work really, I mean Crowley is the one who drinks and drives (not like he’d bother sobering up before) so yeah Aziraphale

Takes care of on sick days: Both of them depending on who’s sick. But Aziraphale will worry more because Crowley is more dramatic and always makes it sound worse than it is.

Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Tricky one, but I’d say Crowley.

Gives unprompted massages: The kinky side of me would be tempted by massages so yeah I’m going to self insert here xD. Massages are tempting therefore Crowley is better at it so yeah xD,

Drives/rides shotgun: Crowley drives Aziraphale shoots and if you think he wouldn’t well he was the one who suggested killing Adam so yeah xD.

Brings the other lunch at work: Crowley. (No, angel, I’m not nice, but you can’t do good things if you’re busy eating so it’s all part of my evil plan duh”)

Has the better parental relationship: Who even are their parents? If you go by the idea that God is their... mother? Then well. Crowley is obviously the rebel kid, Aziraphale is the do-gooder ‘shit my mom will find out I broke the window’ type and God... well you know that gif with an ogre or something that plays with puppets and is like ‘now kiss’? Yeah, that’s her. But she’s not gonna tell them that because she’s a cryptic bitch.

Tries to start role-playing in bed: Crowley I’m basic xD.

Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Crowley is totally embarassing when he dances while drunk. Not sure how the gavotte thing works for Aziraphale when drunk but my guess is not good. So both?

Still cries watching Titanic: Crowley invented the bloody thing (not) why would he be affected by it (he totally is).

Firmly believes in couples costumes: Crowley

Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: Aziraphale because he’s the one who pays for gifts. Crowley just happens to have the first edition of a book that got out ages ago and that he spent centuries thinking whether he should give it to Aziraphale or not because it could be considered heresy in some circles what if he takes it the wrong way and now when they’re on their own side and he can gift it it just happens to be worth a lot because it’s old.

Makes the other eat breakfast: Aziraphale, simply because “crepes in a certain restaurant in France are God’s   well I’m totally not letting your side take credit for those, so God- fine, someone’s just try them already they’re delicious”. And not like Aziraphale needs prompting anyway when it comes to food.

Remembers anniversaries: Both, though they have very different ideas on what needs to be celebrated. The day they stopped the apocalypse,obviously but other than that... “The day Aziraphale was a moron who cared about people enough to give them a flaming sword and Crowley fell in love with him” doesn’t sound as good as “the day he saved my books” but yeah as I said, different views xD.

Brings up having kids: Crowley he’s the one with the kids xD.

[comfycomers]

Villaneve // Florist & Carpenter AU