#vilanelle x eve

[chengchengj]

I LOVE THEM SM

[iamalistener]

jodie comer makes me feel some kind of way.

[comfycomers]

Villaneve // Hercules AU

[itsokaysh]

I want it but at the same time im not ready

I KNOW THATS FUCKING RIGHT

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, quarterfinals of the major bracket

Propaganda:

For Eve and Vilanelle:

They quite literally are a wlw murderer couple. And I love them very very much.

Villanelle is a joyfully murderous psychopath assassin and Eve is the investigator trying to catch her who Villanelle seduces Eve into enjoying her own more murderous side. Villanelle does a Ton of murders (including of a tech bro billionaire), Eve also does some murders. It’s a good time.

THE murder wives!!! no explanation needed!!!

they got canon homoeroticism AND murdered together <3

For Vriska and Terezi:

Vriska has committed numerous crimes and played a game where she just killed ppl for fun and Terezi is just insane in general

I have honestly lost count of how many people these crazy gyals have killed. They've killed enemies, friends, frenemies, each other. They're both dead and not dead. Held a guy captive in a fridge. The sheer number of murders they have done is honestly astounding. #girlboss

[most-screwed-by-writers-tourney]

Most fucked up ships:

Yes I am including some old ships from previous tournaments, I haven’t gotten enough new ships otherwise, apologies.

1. Dolph Laserhawk x Alex Taylor from Captain Laserhawk

2. Niji Red x Ramon from Captain Laserhawk

3. Dolph Laserhawk x Rayman from Captain Laserhawk: A Blood Dragon Remix

4. Sarah Fisher x Dolph Laserhawk from Captain Laserhawk A Blood Dragon Remix

5. Yuuji Itadori x Mahito from Jujitsu Kaisen

6. Jiang Cheng/Qi Rong, from 'The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation' and 'Heaven Official's Blessing'

7. bingqui (luo binghe x shen qingqiu) from scum villain's self saving system.

8. Heaven Official's Blessing. Ships He Xuan and Shi Qingxuan.

9. Ives and Boyd from Ravenous 1999

10. Eve and Vilanelle, Killing Eve

11. cain/abel, the Bible

12. Xue Yang/Xiao Xingchen/Song Lan (songxuexiao), The Untamed / Mo Dao Zu Shi

13. Sephiroth/Cloud (FF7 Compilation)

14. Clary and Jace from the Mortal Instruments

15. Rika Sasaki/Yoshiyuki Terada, Cardcaptor Sakura,

16. The Folgers Coffee ship. From the Home for the Holidays commercial from 2009.

17. Veralidaine Sarrasri/Numair Salmalín, from the Immortals Quartet

18. Eli/Oskar, Let the Right One In (2008).

19. Lavan Firestorm/Kalira, Brightly Burning

20. Lapis/Jasper (Steven Universe

21. PearlescentMoon/SMajor, the Life Series

22. Christine/The Phantom (Phantom of the Opera

23. Distracted Boyfriend/Jealous Girlfriend, Distracted Boyfriend meme

24. The Brain/Julia (Animaniacs 2020)

25. Veronica Sawyer/JD (Heathers)

26. Sterek, Teen Wolf

27. Jonathan Sims/Elias Bouchard, The Magnus Archives

28. Fyodor and Nikolai, Bungo Stray Dogs

29. Beatrice and Battler, Beabato, from "Umineko”

30. Father Paul/Riley Flynn; Midnight Mass

31. Edward Teach/Izzy Hands; Our Flag Means Death;

32. Misa Amane and Light Yagami - Death Note

33. Batman/Joker

34. Mark Hoffman/Peter Strahm

35. Cesare Borgia/Lucrezia Borgia - The Borgias

36. Dean/Sam Winchester from Supernatural

37. will graham/hannibal lecter (hannigram) from nbc hannibal

38. Vegas/Pete (Kinnporsche: The Series)

39. Hitori Uzune and Nanaki Kazuaki from Hatoful Boyfriends.

40. Lanze/Bluepool and Anan from Beauty and the Beasts

41. Blade and Dan Heng from Honkai Star Rail

42. Spuffy

43. Elisabeth and Der Tod, Elisabeth

44. Isaac and Finn, I’m Dating a Psychopath

45. Lenore and Annabelle, Nevermore

46. Estelle and Khalid, From a Knight to a Lady

47. Layla and Matthias, Cry or Better Yet Beg

[balkanradfem]

Alright, our tournament is getting very close to the finals. Here is our list of the women who were at the top of their categories:

Hermione (Harry Potter)

Luna (Harry Potter)

McGonagall (Harry Potter)

Medusa (Greek Mythology)

Sophie (Howl's Moving Castle)

Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice)

Éowyn (Lord of the Rings)

Amy Dunne (Gone Girl)

Mulan (Mulan 1998)

Yzma (Emperor's New Groove)

Ripley (Alien)

Sister Michael (Derry Girls)

Toph (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Azula (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Katara (Avatar The Last Airbender)

Dana Scully (The X Files)

Donna Noble (Doctor Who)

Vilanelle (Killing Eve)

Morticia (Addams Family)

Xena (Xena the Warrior Princess)

Hotaru - Sailor Saturn (Sailor Moon)

Haruka - Sailor Uranus (Sailor Moon)

Rei – Sailor Mars (Sailor Moon)

Riza (FullMetal Alchemist)

Ellie (The Last of Us)

GLaDOS (Portal)

Ebony Dark'ness Raven Dementia Way (My Immortal)

Katya (Goncharov)

Lady MacBeth (MacBeth)

Hatsune Miku (Vocaloid)

The Faceless Old Woman Who Secretly Lives In Your Home (Welcome to the Night Vale)

That is 31 of our favourite women! And we're going to narrow it down to 10. That will make 4 polls, I'm about to create them. Let the games begin!

[thestarlightforge]

Update Pt. 2:

Now that I’m no longer pretending to be too “normal” for AO3 (as I still was back when the finale came out), I’ve found some lovely fanfics to rewrite the dumpster fire. One finds Carolyn appropriately (imo) merked, the other not—but in both, the gays remain unburied.

For the girls, gays and theys in need, here are the links:

With KO’d Carolyn

With manipulative but ultimately alive Carolyn

Killing Eve Rewritten: A mindblowingly masterful rewrite of the entire Luke Jennings series—I could hardly believe it either, but yes, all 3 books, it’s real—in the voice of (and with some character backstories from) the TV show, therefore using his ending (they fake V’s death & V/E run away happily together)

Killing Eve went on HBO and I found this scene again.

Domestic Villaneve working.

What they did… It hurts.

But this. Pure queer joy. Is so good. ☺️

[girl-bateman]

“I want to kill her with my bare hands.”

Villaneve Playlist

[desperatelyneedinghugs]

KILLING EVE LOVERS!!

Hi beautiful friends :) just like all of you, I LOVE Killing Eve. Also just like a lot of you, I love to talk about what I love. SO I MADE A PODCAST WHERE I TALK ABOUT ALL OF THOSE THINGS. This season I'm talking about Killing Eve and I would love for you to check it out. We're going through a few episodes at a time and will wrap up just a few weeks after the Season 3 finale airs! My partner also talks about Gilmore Girls in her episodes so if that sounds interesting to you PLEASE check us out.

Women With Words

Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/2XE6K2pZnn9jBeghKhBMiH?si=m946AuIkQQadGkwuxFmpSw

Listen on Anchor: anchor.fm/womenwithwords

[mybrightstar]

3x08 "Are You Leading or Am I?" 4x08 "Hello, Losers" KILLING EVE (2018 - 2022)

[hecatescrystaldagger]

1. Audrey Horne (Twin Peaks): 90%

2. Mia Wallace (Pulp Fiction): 90%

3: Sabrina Spellman (Chilling Adventures of Sabrina): 90%

4: Mazikeen (Lucifer): 89%

5: Yennefer (The Witcher): 89%

6: Jessa Johansson (Girls): 88%

7: Vilanelle (Killing Eve): 88%

8: Clementine Kruczynski (Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind): 88%

9: Mystique (X-Men): 88%

10: Love Quinn (You): 88%

tags: @the-fuck-do-i-know @daydream-cement

I was tagged by @jubileen — ty luv.

Take this test https://openpsychometrics.org/tests/characters/ and share your top ten!

Having my top spot tied between someone in the Aaron Sorkin universe with someone from Nora Ephrons? Goals.

C J Gregg (West Wing) — 86%

Annie Reed (Sleepless in Seattle) — 86%

Sam Seaborn (West Wing) — 84%

Alexis Castle (Castle) — 82%

Angelica Schuyler (Hamilton) — 81%

Sally Albright (When Harry Met Sally) — 81%

Leslie Knope (Parks & Rec) — 78%

Donna Paulsen (Suits) — 75%

Angela Montenegro (Bones) — 73%

Blaine Anderson (Glee) — 70%

Does anyone see a common thread here?

tagging: @sophiedevereavx; @dvrkhcld; @biscuitboxpink; @thatonesquintern13; @modern-day-classic and anyone else who'd like to do this!

[comfycomer]

Villaneve // West World AU

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 1 of the major bracket

Propaganda:

For Eve and Vilanelle:

They quite literally are a wlw murderer couple. And I love them very very much.

Villanelle is a joyfully murderous psychopath assassin and Eve is the investigator trying to catch her who Villanelle seduces Eve into enjoying her own more murderous side. Villanelle does a Ton of murders (including of a tech bro billionaire), Eve also does some murders. It’s a good time.

THE murder wives!!! no explanation needed!!!

they got canon homoeroticism AND murdered together <3

For Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu:

you've got the founder of the fantasy ancient Chinese CIA and the leader of what is essentially the mafia and then they're soulmates and in love. they're both willing to kill anyone who dares hurt the other while also just wanting a soft domestic life together

Zhou Zishu is an assassin and spymaster who put the current Emperor on the throne, and then quit his job by faking his death (kinda, hes still dying but not as fast as he was supposed to). Had done A Lot on his old job, including murdering children (more than one, and at least one of them in a way I can't even describe without several trigger warnings), exterminating whole families, war crimes (and i dont mean this in a buzzword way, i mean "organized a public execution of foreign diplomats during war time")… btw he doesn't feel particularly bad about any of this, because he believes it was necessary. Like he wouldn't do it for fun, but he thinks the ends (putting a good Emperor on the throne) justified the means (all of the atrocities). As a retiree, he definitely cut down on the amount of morally reprehensible murder, but not murder in general. He still routinely kills ppl, he just doesn't go out of his way to kill more. Wen Kexing, meanwhile, is the Ghost Valley Master - Ghost Valley being a place where the worst of criminals are exiled. Even in such a place, he has reputation as a complete lunatic, owed partially to the fact that he either skinned a man or fed him his own flesh or both at one point, and partially to him having a rule where he would kill anyone who came closer than 3 meters to him. But in truth, everything he'd done was to survive the Ghost Valley and eventually take revenge for his parents, who were brutally murdered when he was only nine. By the start of the novel's timeline, he put his plan in motion - the plan that would drown jianghu in blood, but also deliver poetic justice to all responsible for his parents' deaths, as well as all who'd commit the same crime given the chance. And these two men, these two murderers and schemers, meet - and unexpectedly, find in each other the person who /understands/. The person who is just as ruthless and whose hands are just as bloody, but also the person who knows standing at the top of the world is not worth it, who seeks the same freedom of leaving it all behind, and who is still, underneath it all, a human, with human heart seeking connection. So you have this couple who understand each other with barely a word, and who want the same things - who are so hungry for domesticity and for people they can just goof around with when all their lives they had to measure every step and word - but ALSO where one half a couple is like "i gotta go murder hundreds in revenge" and the other half is like "ok pick you up at 6". (This btw is why I'm submitting novel's iteration of the couple in particular. Show wenzhou with their ridiculous breakups over morality could Never.) Also they were both hiding who they are when they first met, and later flirted about having figured each other out. Finally, I'll leave you my favorite quote that just. perfectly sums up their relationship: "And just like that, they fell asleep in each other's arms, steeped in the smell of blood."

You’ve probably already had submissions for them but I’ll add on. One of them founded an assassin’s guild and killed a staggering number of people. His malewife is the leader of a sect of insane murderous outcasts, and he attained his position by proving to be the most crazy and murder happy of them all. Most of the plot involves him wandering around watching his schemes get more people killed. Together they adopt a kid that was only orphaned due to said scheming (oops). They’re terrible and I love them.

[dontcarewhaterver]

The fucking GROWTH

possession vs love

[amxle]

I used to work in Tesco with Jodie Comer and had a crush on her the entire time, so when she’s playing a psychopathic serial killer I cannot help but be a massive simp.