#videos do flamengo

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Venha para flagolasso

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o narrador mandou um "ficou de xereca" ao vivo mesmo mané.

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HANDICAP PENALTIES! (Sidemascots 1.12)

Stay tuned for a poll at the end!

Vinicius: Americas! Versus!

Miraitowa: REST OF THE WORLD!

Burke: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Why do we only have 3 and these guys 7?

Borobi: The Americas fell off mate!

(The ROTW team laughed)

Sumi: CUT!!!

[Technical difficulties]

Vinicius: Americas! (And their colonizers)

Wenlock: What?!

Sumi: Versus…

Miraitowa, Borobi, Honohon, Someity and Tina: REST OF THE WORLD!

Miraitowa: Things may’ve changed since episode 1, but some things won’t!

Vinicius: The loser must have one of its members KICKED OUT THE SHOW! Who? YOU DECIDE!

Everyone: GAME ON!

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Yodli: Good afternoon Nini.

Nini: I’m fine, thank you, and you?

Yodli: Uhhh… me too. Isn’t this the first time you commentated a match full of flops?

Nini: What do you mean?

Yodli: Uhhhh… Never mind. Here comes today’s referee…

La’eeb: Thank you, thank you!

Miraitowa: La’eeb?! I’m screwed…

La’eeb: Don’t worry, I’m going to keep this game fair and square!

Vinicius: Said a person who has an entire history of corruption…

La’eeb: YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Vinicius: Fine!

La’eeb: And because of that, ROTW goes first!

Miraitowa: That’s the only time you’re letting any other Asian country a chance…

Yodli: Miraitowa kicks off!

Nini: To be honest, I don’t remember what they did in the last 120 minutes…

Yodli: I only assume they did nothing. Ha.

Miraitowa

La’eeb: Mirai, my Asian bestie….

Miraitowa: Show off!

La’eeb: Press this button to see if you have either an advantage or a disadvantage!

Miraitowa: I’ll score anyway! (Presses button)

La’eeb: what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be?

(Tada!)

Computer: Take a penalty with a superstition

Miraitowa: Take a penalty with a superstition?! What superstition?

La’eeb: The red Japan home kit!

Miraitowa: Ack… I think I’m going to be sick…

(Transition)

Yodli: Miraitowa takes the first penalty in a shit Japan home kit! At least it’s not as worse as this year’s home kit…

Nini: Japan? They wear blue lad!

Yodli: Yeah, but for some reason someone who has less ball knowledge than you decides to change it. Idiots.

Miraitowa: I’m going to score anyway!

Yodli: Mirai steps up… it hits the bar!

(Miraitowa takes off the shirt and spits on it)

Miraitowa: This kit is SHIT!

Nini: Why do they change to red lad?

Yodli: Ask the JFA! 0-0.

Vinicius

La’eeb: Vinicius, go!

Vinicius: (presses button) what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be…

Computer: Score a penalty on FC25

Vinicius: Siu! How’s that for a handicap!

(Transition)

(It’s Gerson with the penalty to win it for Flamengo…)

Yodli: Now there’s someone doing the commentary for me…

Nini: Why is he playing a video game lad?

(Panenka, goal!)

Vinicius: Siu!

(The goalkeeper moved too early, penalty retaken!)

Vinicius: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! Still that shit Gangwon FC mod?!

La’eeb: Yeah?

Vinicius: I’m screwed. 0-0.

Yodli: Gangwon FC corruption? I thought FIFA corruption was worse.

Nini: What’s Gangwon lad?

Yodli: Have you ever been to South Korea?

Nini: I never went overseas lad.

Yodli: Oh….

Tina

La’eeb: Tina, go!

Tina: (presses button) what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be…

Computer: Score a penalty with the smallest possible goalpost Lukaku can score

Tina: Let me guess…

(Transition)

Yodli: Tina is taking a penalty on a goalpost that spans the entire width of the pitch!

(Everyone laughed)

Tina: Are you guys pissing me off? (Obviously scored) this is as easy as winning the Scudetto! Ciao!

Yodli: 1-0 to ROTW!

Nini: Why is the goalpost long lad?

Yodli: SHUT. UP.

Sumi

La’eeb: Sumi, go!

Sumi: (presses button) what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be…

Computer: Score a penalty with a dead person in goal

(Transition)

Burke: Rest in peace, Quatchi, he didn’t stood a chance against Miga and Co.

Sumi: Why there’s a British passport on his grave?

Burke: He once said there’s a chance he’ll get British citizenship than Atlanta United getting the playoff spot this year, and since Atlanta has a decent chance of making it this decision day, I’ve went ahead and posthumously give him the British citizenship he wanted.

Wenlock and Mandeville: LONG TO REIGN OVER US, GOD SAVE THE KING!

Sumi: Oh haha. (Sumi shoots but Quatchi’s coffin blocked it) NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Burke: Saving shots after death? Wow. Clearly the Colorado Avalanche’s going to learn A LOT.

Yodli: Saved by a hockey superstar goalie who’s already dead? Where do I get this before…

Nini: Why is he dead lad?

Borobi

La’eeb: That random Australian…

Borobi: The disrespect.

La’eeb: Go!

Borobi: (presses button) what it’s going to be mate, what it’s going to be?!

Computer: Score a goal with a football

Borobi: What football? Aussie rules? Gridiron? Rugger?

Burke: They all have the same egg shape.

(Everyone laughed)

La’eeb: an American football!

Borobi: GAME ON MATE!

(Transition)

Yodli: I don’t know if this is a penalty or a field goal with a soccer post!

Nini: Why’s the ball shaped like an egg lad?

Yodli: SHUT UP. Borobi makes his run-up… WIDE!

Borobi: Sorry mate, I only kick egg-shaped balls high above!

Miraitowa: Damn! Australians…

Yodli: 1-0.

Sumi: Intermission: Hit like to feature in the next Sidemascots video!*

*joke. But who knows. Hit like.

Burke

(Generously illustrated by Burke himself, aka @miraislashtowa. The handle you see in the illustration here is his Twitter handle. Go follow.)

La’eeb: Why are you wearing an Inter Miami kit and an Atlanta United cap?

Burke: I need something to dress for Decision Day after all. I’ll be honest, judging by my heart rate, I’m nervous of what will unfold.

La’eeb: ha, that’s the spirit, go!

Burke: (presses button) what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be…

Computer: Hit a home run

Burke: A home run?! At this rate it’s no longer penalty shootouts, a decathlon more like!

(Transition)

La’eeb: Ready?

Burke: READY! TOMAHAWK CHOP IS MY DEATH BLOW!

La’eeb: Go! (Throws the ball)

(Burke proceeds to hit the ball with his bat which destroys the scoreboard up in the stands)

Announcer: HOME RUN!

Burke: I AM INEVITABLE!

(Meanwhile in another stadium)

Nini: Where is he lad?

Yodli: *sighs* he probably quit. Americans.

Announcer: GOAL!

(The crowd roars)

Nini: How did he score that goal?

Yodli: For the only time, I agree with you. How did he score a goal?

Someity

La’eeb: Someity, go!

(Someity presses the button with her telekinesis)

La’eeb: Telekinesis? What were my designers thinking?!

Computer: Score a penalty blindfolded

Someity: I’m better at blind football than sighted football anyway.

Wenlock: Show off!

Mandeville: Calm down…

(Transition)

Miraitowa: Wait, wait, wait!

(Miraitowa bangs both of the goalposts while the crowd is silent)

Miraitowa: Go!

(Someity obviously scores, the crowd roars)

Announcer: GOAL!

Someity: Yippee!

Yodli: As a sighted person, I can confirm it’s a goal!

Nini: Why is she blindfolded lad?

Yodli: 🤦‍♂️

Wenlock

La’eeb: Wenlock, go!

Wenlock: (presses button) what it’s going to be, what it’s going to be…

Computer: Score a penalty with Zion Suzuki in goal

Wenlock: Zion Suzuki?

Miraitowa: The Asian Onana!

Wenlock: It should have been easier if you have the actual Onana in goal, but I’ll take it.

(Transition)

Suzuki: Hey striker! Shoot this way!

Wenlock: Wait, really?!

Suzuki: Really!

Wenlock: I am truly… humbled.

Yodli: It looks like Japanese Onana is trying to live up to his name!

Nini: Why is he letting that one in lad?

Wenlock: Let’s go!

Yodli: Wenlock makes his run-up… IT HITS THE POST!

Wenlock: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Suzuki: Yes! It looks like I am STILL Japan’s starting keeper!

Nini: How does he miss this lad?

Yodli: God, you have less ball knowledge than Andre Onana! If Honohon scores this, Rest of the World win!

Honohon

La’eeb: Honohon, if you score this, your team would win!

Miraitowa, Someity, Borobi and Tina: Siu!

Honohon: Miss, then the opposition will have a chance to send the game to sudden death!

Burke: MISS, MISS!

La’eeb: Ready?

Honohon: READY!

La’eeb: GO!

Honohon: (smashes button) what it’s going to be, what’s it’s going to be…

Computer: Play with a futsal goal

Honohon: Futsal?

La’eeb: A goalpost comically smaller than a regulation goalpost!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOH!

(Transition)

Yodli: It all comes down to this…

Nini: Are you sure lad?

Yodli: I AM sure lad!

(Honohon heavily breathes)

Burke: HURRY UP!

Honohon: Shut up!

Burke: YOU’RE GOING TO MISS ANYWAY!

Honohon: SHUT UP! (Heavy breathing)

Yodli: Honohon to win it… and he blows fire to the goalie!

Goalie: I’M AN AMATEUR GOALIE, GET ME OUT OF HERE!

La’eeb: You can’t-

(Honohon blows fire into La’eeb)

La’eeb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Honohon: No more booking for me!

Yodli: Straight down the middle, GOAL! REST OF THE WORLD WIN!

Nini: They still have a shot in hand lad!

Yodli: I DON’T CARE! (Throws Nini away) YOU’VE BEEN MY USELESS COMPANION!

La’eeb: SOMEONE GET ME A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! I’M JUST A PIECE A CLOTH!

Honohon: YOU’RE A FIRE EXTINGUISHER! La’eeb?

Vinicius: He’s dead.

Burke: Rest in peace…

Miraitowa: NO MORE QATARI CORRUPTION FOR ME! YIPPEE!

VOTE NOW!

Vinicius: I’m out from the poll!

Wenlock: WHAT?!

Mandeville: You can’t just resign from the poll, that’s against the rules!

Vinicius: I can and I just did. Besides, I have insurance to protect me from being fired from the Sidemascots!

Sumi: Me too!

Burke: Me three!

Mandeville: How do get those insurance?

Vinicius, Sumi and Burke: AURA!

Wenlock: Aura, mer mer mer mer mer.

Mandeville: You f**ker. But, you clever f**ker.

Burke: See you all next week!

Vinicius: Viewers at home, for the next 24 hours, vote for who should be FIRED from the Sidemascots!

Sumi: Wenlock!

Vinicius: Or Mandeville!

Sumi: The candidate with the most votes gets KICKED OUT THE SHOW!

Vinicius: So, vote, NOW!

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[cherryblogss]

entrando no assunto de bebes e pipe ☝️

eu acho essa querida muito parecida com ele, não sei se é o cabelo, o formato dos olinhos NÃO SEI, mas ela é super lindinha e eu fico me imaginando com uma bebe parecida com ela correndo durante um churrasco em dia de jogo do Flamengo (vai se fuder River Plate) enquanto o pipe corre atraz dela arrancando risadinhas de bebe banguela

https://www.tiktok.com/@raracab/video/7427828964372090117?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7407169283379643909

link

acho que é as bochechonas sem mentira 🗣 o pipe era um bb super fofucho com aquele buchinho e carinha gordinha 😔🤚🏻 me causando dor do tanto que meu útero doeu agr. Imagino que do jeito que o pipe é super gentil, deve adorar brincar com criança 😭😭😭 até tem vários videos que ele sempre para tudo que ta fazendo quando tem criança por perto pra dar atenção 😔✋🏻

não ironicamente, minhas crias fictícias nunca chegariam perto de qualquer time argentino e seria só timão e mengo na minha casa

nada a ver, mas ainda agr tava caçando a tal da fofoca e nós pipetes não temos que nos preocupar porque não tem absolutamente nada, foi só um telefone sem fio essa coisa toda. Enfim, voltando ao que eu ia falar, tava vendo uns relatos de manas que conheceram o divo e falam como ele é super atencioso, paciente e gentil😭 além de ser cheiroso e dar um abraço mt bom🙄 me dói fisicamente saber que nunca vou conhecer ele pessoalmente 😭😭😭😭

enfim, pipe vms praticar ter filhos só pela graça

[gustavoalexandrebellini]

VEJA momento em que Pedro, preparador físico Pablo Hernández e outros jogadores do Flamengo saem da Arena Independência rumo à delegacia - ESPN Video

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Luiz Henrique vê comemoração de Pantera Negra como símbolo antirracista e defende Vini: "Merecia a Bola de Ouro"

Atacante do Botafogo fala sobre luta contra o racismo pela primeira vez e se defende sobre investigações de apostas: “Não me preocupa” Aos 7 min do 2º tempo – gol de fora da área de Luiz Henrique do Botafogo contra o Flamengo (https://ge.globo.com/futebol/video/aos-7-min-do-2o-tempo-gol-de-fora-da-area-de-luiz-henrique-do-botafogo-contra-o-flamengo-12554373.ghtml) Em “A vida é desafio”, música…

[andrepadilha]

Day twenty: October 20

Hoje foi um dia bem legal, aniversário de uma pessoa bem especial pra mim, passei uma parte do dia com ela.

I also went to church to attend the service, they read Romans chapter 8 today. It was very rewarding to go.

Hoje tava chuvoso e Nublado, então apesar de ter ido pra pracinha aqui perto a tarde fazer aqueles exercícios em academia pública, foi pouquíssimo tempo. Tava um frio insuportável, aí preferi ficar em casa mesmo.

Falando nisso, me considero uma pessoa bem melancólica. Adoro clima frio, dias cinzas e chuvosos, e também me encanta muito mais uma paisagem montanhosa em países frios do que uma praia ou algo assim. Óbvio que também ninguém é louco de odiar aquela semana de verão no litoral, mas pra mim, é algo bem mais momentâneo. Acho legal se for duas a três vezes no ano, mas sinceramente não sei se gostaria de morar num local quente assim. Gosto muito mais de grandes cidades frias do que cidades grandes portuárias, um dos motivos pra gostar mais aqui de São Paulo do que do Rio.

Enfim, o Flamengo amassou o minúsculo Corinthians hoje, ver esse timeco eliminado me faz me sentir incrível

images: church bench, mountain (landscape I was talking about). Video: going from church to the car in the drizzle.

[letraveljournal]

15 de agosto de 2024

Passei o dia na cama com muita cólica e enjôo. Fiquei vendo videos de journalling no Instagram, almoço foi McDonald's, quando fui buscar la embaixo a Leila tava com a Yorkie dela, a Crystal, a doguinha teva super cheirosa, um amorzinho. Subi, comemos, meu enjôo começou a passar, cochilei, umas sete horas acordei cheia de fome e comi macarrão, feijão e frango com cenoura que mamãe fez, depois tomei um bom banho quentinho e brinquei um tico com a Jodie, ai acessei com meu notebook a claro tv e ficamos vendo jogo do Flamengo x Bolivar pela libertadores.

Fla venceu de 2 x 0.

[betmotionseo]

Palpites: Copa do Brasil e final da Europa League em destaque

Confira os nossos palpites para esta quarta-feira (22) de final da UEFA Europa League à tarde e de noite quente de Copa do Brasil. Às 16h (de Brasília), Atalanta e Bayer Leverkusen decidem o título da segunda principal competição continental europeia de clubes. A partida, que terá transmissão ao vivo do SBT, da TV Cultura, ESPN e Star+, será disputada no Aviva Stadium, em Dublin, na Irlanda. Para chegar a esta grande decisão, a equipe italiana eliminou o Olympique de Marseille, após empate por 1 a 1 em Marselha e vitória categórica por 3 a 0 em Bergamo, no norte da Itália. Do outro lado, os campeões invictos da Bundesliga chegaram à final depois de derrotar a Roma por 2 a 0 no Estádio Olímpico e de sair de uma desvantagem de 2 a 0 para buscar um empate por 2 a 2 na BayArena, na volta.

Aviva Stadium, em Dublin, na Irlanda, receberá nesta quarta-feira (22) a final da UEFA Europa League 2023/2024, entre Atalanta e Bayer Leverkusen (Reprodução: site da UEFA/Getty Images) Já por aqui, a noite será de decisivos confrontos de volta da 3ª fase da Copa do Brasil, com destaque para Fluminense x Sampaio Corrêa, Vitória x Botafogo e Atlético-GO x Brusque, todos às 19h; Corinthians x América-RN e Sport x Atlético-MG, às 20h; e, por fim, Amazonas x Flamengo, às 21h30. Também teremos hoje Playoffs da NBA, com o jogo 1 das finais da Conferência Oeste, entre Minnesota Timberwolves e Dallas Mavericks.

PALPITES - PRINCIPAIS JOGOS DA QUARTA-FEIRA (22): 

Jogos do Palmeiras têm Odds Turbinadas em maio Vote no Betmotion no prêmio iBest Betmotion apoia doações às vítimas das enchentes no RS Bet Mentor do Betmotion: saiba como usar nas apostas Múltiplas Melhoradas | Finais de Conferência da NBA Final da UEFA Europa League 2023/2024  16h: Atalanta x Bayer Leverkusen - transmissão no SBT, TV Cultura, ESPN e Star+  - Nosso palpite: Leverkusen - Aposte aqui: Betmotion

Copa do Brasil - jogos de volta da 3ª fase  19h: Fluminense x Sampaio Corrêa (placar da ida: Sampaio 0 x 2 Flu) - Prime Video Vitória x Botafogo (placar da ida: Botafogo 1 x 0 Vitória) - Sportv e Premiere Atlético/GO x Brusque (placar da ida: Brusque 0 x 1 Atlético-GO) - Premiere 20h: Corinthians x América-RN (placar da ida: América-RN 1 x 2 Corinthians) - Prime Video Sport x Atlético/MG (placar da ida: Galo 2 x 0 Sport) - Sportv3 e Premiere

21h30: Amazonas x Flamengo (placar da ida: Flamengo 1 x 0 Amazonas) - Sportv e Premiere - Nossos palpites: Vencedor 1 x 2 – Flu, Botafogo, Atlético-GO, Corinthians, Galo e Flamengo - Aposte aqui: Betmotion Final da Copa Verde - jogo de ida 

20h: Paysandu x Vila Nova  - Nosso palpite: Paysandu - Aposte aqui: Betmotion Playoffs da NBA – jogo 1 das finais da Conferência Oeste 

21h30: Minnesota Timberwolves x Dallas Mavericks - Prime Video - Nosso palpite: Vencedor 1 x 2 – Timberwolves - Aposte aqui: Betmotion

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Es el único que ha ganado cuatro títulos del mundo con Brasil. Falleció a los 92 años. Ganó dos Mundiales como jugador (Suecia 1958 y Chile 1962), otro como seleccionador (México 1970) y el último como asistente de la Canarinha (Estados Unidos 1994) El exfutbolista y extécnico brasileño Mário Jorge Lobo Zagallo, tetracampeón del mundo con la Canarinha como jugador, entrenador y coordinador de la selección, murió a los 92 años de edad. "Con gran tristeza anunciamos el fallecimiento de nuestro eterno tetracampeón del mundo Mario Jorge Lobo Zagallo", señalaron las redes sociales del exjugador en una nota, que no informó las causas del fallecimiento. Zagallo, apodado "Viejo Lobo", es ídolo de generaciones, una eminencia mundial y uno de los entrenadores y jugadores más importantes de la historia del fútbol brasileño. Es el único en tener cuatro títulos mundiales en su palmarés: dos como jugador (Suecia 1958 y Chile 1962), otro como técnico (México 1970) y el último como coordinador de la Canarinha (Estados Unidos 1994). El único que ha conquistado cuatro mundiales en la historia Nacido el 9 de agosto de 1931 en el estado de Alagoas, actuó como delantero en su etapa como jugador, en la que defendió a Flamengo y Botafogo, dos de los grandes clubes de Brasil. "Un padre devoto, un abuelo amoroso, un suegro cariñoso, un amigo fiel, un profesional victorioso y un gran ser humano. Ídolo gigante. Un patriota que nos deja un legado de grandes conquistas", recogió el obituario. 'Formiguinha' (hormiguita), como era conocido en su época de futbolista, lució casi siempre el número 13, una camiseta venerada en el Botafogo y que el propio Zagallo pidió para que la usase en 2010 el uruguayo Sebastián Abreu, otro de los goleadores históricos del equipo de Río de Janeiro. La cábala con el 13 fue a raíz de su esposa, devota de San Antonio, que en el calendario de fiestas católicas celebra su día el 13 de junio. Con la selección brasileña conquistó los Mundiales de Suecia 1958 y Chile 1962 junto a Edson Arantes do Nascimento 'Pelé'. Ya como entrenador conquistó el de México 1970, con Pelé todavía en campo, y como coordinador técnico el de Estados Unidos 1994, siendo el único que ha conquistado cuatro títulos mundiales en la historia del fútbol. Asimismo, solo él llegó a cinco finales de un Mundial en sus siete participaciones. Apenas perdió contra los anfitriones en la final del Mundial de Francia de 1998, año en el que ejerció como entrenador de una plantilla con figuras como Ronaldo, Bebeto, Rivaldo, Dunga, Roberto Carlos, Cafú y Taffarel, entre otros. El 'Viejo Lobo' dejó de aullar este sábado 6 de enero, pero algunas de sus frases en video se inmortalizaron ya en el fútbol brasileño: "Ustedes me van a tener que tragar", "Sexo en esta edad es normal", "Ahí si fuimos sorprendidos nuevamente", "Holanda es mucho tilín tilín, como el América de los años cincuenta"... Para recibir en tu celular esta y otras informaciones, únete a nuestras redes sociales, síguenos en Instagram, Twitter y Facebook como @DiarioElPepazo El Pepazo/Marca/EFE

[scratchybongvt]

SIDEMASCOTS SPECIAL (Sidemascots 1.4)

OLYMPIC PHRYGE ATTEMPT TO SABOTAGE PARALYMPIC PHRYGE!

Vinicius: With help from…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Burke: To be honest, shouldn’t you call the police and arrest her for alcohol toxicity?

Sumi: Then this episode would have been a walk in the park!

Burke: Oh.

Vinicius: Sidemascots, devise a master plan for Olympic Phryge to sabotage her sister after what she did in the previous two episodes!

Sumi: The mascot with the best execution gets a massive pay rise!

Everyone: OOH!

Vinicius: The mascot with the WORST execution gets KICKED OUT of THE SHOW!

Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOH!

Vinicius and Sumi: LET THE SABOTAGING COMMENCE!

[Transition]

Note from the creative director: This is a satirical and comedic work of fiction. The content may include mature themes such as political satire, exaggerated depictions of soft drink use, sports rivalries, and dark humor involving violence. While the show uses real-world references, such as sports teams and public figures, it is intended purely for entertainment purposes and does not reflect the views or endorsements of any actual individuals, organizations, or events.

Additionally, this episode includes exaggerated portrayals of disability, violence, and extreme political ideologies for comedic effect. These portrayals are not meant to mock or trivialize serious issues but to satirize cultural and societal dynamics. Viewer discretion is advised, especially for sensitive audiences.

Vinicius

Sumi: Vinicius, my bestie-westie…

Mukmuk: MUKMUK! (Show-off!)

Sumi: What’s your idea?

Vinicius: Send her to Brazil and force her to be a fan of Fluminense!

Sumi: That soccer club you call them shit?

Vinicius: That football club I call them shit. She won’t stand a chance against Flamengo Ultras like me.

Burke: Didn’t we force her to support another club in the Sidemascots 1.2?

Vinicius: Which one?

Burke: You know? Rennes?

Vinicius: Oh yes, I almost forgot that. But that’s my point. All we do is to make her a target of all Flamengo and PSG ultras! South American football is toxic.

[To Rio de Janeiro!]

Sumi: Paralympic Phryge, we have a big surprise for you…

Vinicius: It’s a strip club in Brazil!

Paralympic Phryge: *burps* WAHEY!

Olympic Phryge: Guys…

Sumi: Oh hi Phryge.

Olympic Phryge: Shouldn’t you guys let me do it? The title said I sabotage her, not you guys!

Vinicius: Oh haha.

(Vinicius and Sumi throw Paralympic Phryge into a bar full of Flamengo fans and shut the door)

Vinicius and Sumi: RUN!!!!

Olympic Phryge: What the…

(Back to the studio!)

Vinicius: BREAKING NEWS – 20 Flamengo fans are arrested for assaulting a rival club’s fan, are you serious? We never get arrested for punching a Fluminense fan, not even in the ballbags!

Sumi: Does it have anything to do with the fact that you send her to a bar that only opens at night and people get there not to have a drink but to see football on a 1990s TV?

Olympic Phryge: 5/10!

Vinicius: You can’t rate!

OC IV: According to the title of this video, she is the one who sabotages, not you all, who else do you think should rate your sabotages? Me?

Sumi: Fair point.

Vinicius: At least she survived.

Olympic Phryge: *dings* Sigh, she ran away.

Vinicius: WHAT?

Olympic Phryge: They assault a different fan.

Vinicius: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Everyone: 3/10! Good intentions, bad results!

Vinicius: Everyone’s… a… critic.

Sumi

Sumi: After what I did to Miga, I think it’s best to let her binge-watch my cringe YouTube channel, and as Burke suggested to me, I should rename it to UR – Shit.

Burke: You do know that’s not a real suggestion, that’s an insult?

Olympic Phryge: I mean, what do you expect from someone who has autism all of the time? Also, what happened to Miga?

Sumi: Well…

(Flashback to Sidemascots 1.3)

(Sumi’s phone dings)

Sumi: Sorry guys, Mukmuk sent me a message. Mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk mukmuk.

Vinicius: Aw, he speaks like Pokemon.

Miraitowa: What does it mean?

Sumi: He said “Miga lost her eyeballs after repetitive eye strain and the fact that she was watching Sumi’s shit YouTube channel in the last episode. She’s now in hospital. Apologize to her now, or I’ll never again lend you maple syrup!”

Vinicius: Aw, guys, filming is postponed.

Honohon: Aw, come on!

(Transition to now)

Olympic Phryge: Let me get this straight, Miga got blind because she watched your YouTube channel and now you want to use it as a sabotage weapon?

Sumi: The truth is that loads of people got blind because they watched my YouTube channel.

Everyone: WHAT?

Sumi: It’s so cringe, I bet they never see life the same way again.

Olympic Phryge: But how does her being blind do anything? She’s a Paralympic Phryge after all. I’m seeing this plan as useless as Lunchly!

(Everyone laughed.)

(To Sumi’s bedroom!)

Sumi: Good luck watching all of my epic YouTube videos without going for a restroom break!

Paralympic Phryge: LET’S GET THIS STARTY PARTED! *cracks open a can of Carabao*

(10 hours later)

Sumi: Phryge, I’m thrilled to announce that your sister…

Olympic Phryge: …

Sumi: Is bli- WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?! ALL SHE DO IS JUST SLEEPING?! THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

Olympic Phryge: I’m sorry, but my sister sleeps in daylight more than at night nowadays.

Miraitowa: Aw, she’s so cute…

Olympic Phryge: 2/10!

Sumi: WHAT? I thought Vinicius’ was worse…

Everyone: Good intentions, bad results!

Sumi: I’m going to round all of your houses.

Burke

Burke: How about I score a home run?

Vinicius: This isn’t Wii Sports, Burke…

Burke: I meant you throw C4 for me to hit it with a baseball bat, then it’s to Paralympic Phryge we go!

Sumi: Oh… do you think explosives is a good idea?

Burke: Think harder, not smarter! Like a box of explosives, you never know what you’re gonna get.

OC IV: WAY TO GO WITH YOUR MOVIE REFERENCES, BURKE!

Burke: Thanks OC!

(Transition to outdoors)

Sumi: Paralympic Phryge, you stay there, and unlike last time, I will allow you to sleep!

Paralympic Phryge: Can I go to *farts* a strip club after that…

Sumi: Uhhh… Let’s talk about that later. (opens walkie-talkie) Batter up, over!

Vinicius: Batter up, over! Let’s go, Burke!

Burke: FOR THE BRAVES, FOR THE WORLD SERIES!

Vinicius: Here goes nothing…

(Vinicius throws a C4, which was then hit on the bat by Burke, the C4 went ridiculously high)

(Here’s J. Hall with the pass…)

(The C4 hit the window of a New York RB fan)

New York RB fan: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! I’M A FAN OF A RED BULL CLUB, GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE!

Sumi: (takes walkie-talkie) The bomb just hit a New York Red Bull fan, over.

Paralympic Phryge: DID ANYONE SAY RED BULL?!

Vinicius: BURKE!

Burke: Sorry but ever since that away game against NYRB, I’ve been aiming at their fans, even if I don’t want to.

Vinicius: This is worse than sending that fan to a bar full of Atlanta United fans!

Olympic Phryge: 1/10!

Burke: 1/10? This is getting worse…

Everyone: Good intentions, bad results!

Burke: Hey, it’s not like it’s everyone’s catchphrase!

Miraitowa

Miraitowa: I plan to put her stranded on top of Mount Fuji!

Olympic Phryge: 1/10.

Miraitowa: I haven’t executed it yet, besides, it has a snow cap!

Olympic Phryge: I’m sorry but I do feel like your plan is gonna fail.

Everyone: BAD INTENTIONS EQUALS BAD RESULTS!

Miraitowa: Oh, haha.

Wenlock

Wenlock: I’m going to call someone…

Burke: James Bond?

Wenlock: No.

Vinicius: The king?

Wenlock: No.

Borobi: Rishi Sunak mate?

Wenlock: No! And stop talking about British politics!

Borobi: David Cameron?

Wenlock: Stop… (rings phone… phone hung off immediately.)

Sumi: Who was that?

Wenlock: *sighs* @crackheadfromsainsburys… She’s unfortunately unavailable… well not until she finishes her cash-in Battle for Olympus.

Olympic Phryge: 0/10!

Everyone: Good intentions, bad results!

Wenlock: Time for plan B…

Olympic Phryge: Plan B?

Wenlock: Follow me.

(To another studio!)

Wenlock: After your sister forced me to press that “mystery button” in the last episode and almost got me canceled, I’ve decided to do the exact opposite!

Olympic Phryge: So you want to cancel her on social media?

Wenlock: I want to cancel her on social media… with this special button!

Olympic Phryge: Why does it have a Union Jack on it?

Wenlock: Come on, I had to find the buzz-buzz somewhere.

Olympic Phryge: And how exactly will it work?

Wenlock: Well, I’ve worked closely with a person who specializes in programming!

OC IV: Me! I use Scratch!

Olympic Phryge: Oh…

Wenlock: Let’s do this!

(Transition)

Wenlock: Paralympic Phryge, I know you love alc- I mean soft drinks. Press this button for a free ticket to a soda shop!

Paralympic Phryge: SODA SHOP! WAHEY! (presses button)

(Wenlock runs away)

Paralympic Phryge: Oui? Where you going?

(To the outdoors!)

Olympic Phryge: What have you made her post? Is it another roast?

Wenlock: No, I made her post about right-wing extremism!

Olympic Phryge: *gasps* What have you done?

Wenlock: British politics? Meh. French politics? Crazee bonkerz! She won’t stand a chance!

(Transition to the studio)

Miraitowa: Paralympic Phryge has been blocked due to violating X’s community guidelines. Forget choking someone, this is state-of-the-art shitfuckery!

Wenlock: I know, coming from someone who has seen toxic from politics before.

Vinicius: We don’t talk about politics here, we even auditioned a few Russian and Israeli mascots last week.

Wenlock: Oh sorry.

Vinicius: But since Paralympic Phryge is a bitch, it’s for the better.

Olympic Phryge: 5/10.

Everyone: NO! 7/10! CONTROVERSIAL INTENTIONS, GOOD RESULTS!

Wenlock: Massive pay rise here I come!

Myaku-myaku

Myaku-myaku: How about we dump an ice bucket on her?

Vinicius: What?

Sumi: It’s not 2014!

Soohorang: But you did dump an ice bucket on me.

Myaku-myaku: She’s hypnotized after all.

Vinicius: HYPNOTIZED? HOW IS SHE HYPNOTIZED WHEN SHE DRINKS ALL OF THE TIME?

Myaku-myaku: Who knows? Maybe she is.

Sumi: Fine, let’s roll.

(Transition)

Paralympic Phryge: Has anyone seen *burps* the soda shop…

Civilian: Here she is!

Police officer: Well she does match the description of being a massive Phrygian Cap with trainers… Paralympic Phryge, I arrest you for supporting right-wing extremism on social media!

Myaku-myaku: Snap out of it! (throws ice bucket on Paralympic Phryge)

Civilian: What the f***.

Vinicius: We knew it looked stupid in the first place.

Olympic Phryge: -1/10!

Myaku-myaku: What?

Everyone: BAD INTENTIONS LEAD TO BAD RESULTS!

Myaku-myaku: Aw, second chance?

Everyone: NO!

Borobi

Borobi: Anyone remember her forfeit mate?

Vinicius: She had to support Stade Rennais in PSG’s next home game?

Borobi: Yes mate!

Sumi: But she already supports right-wing extremism, and that was toxic enough to get her arrested.

Vinicius: Besides, she’s going to jail, she already failed her forfeit anyway.

Borobi: Oh. I was thinking if we let her support Olympique Marseille for life.

Olympic Phryge: PSG’s Le Classique rival?

Borobi: She won’t stand a chance against the PSG ultras.

Vinicius: Look, we already took her to South America hoping to be beaten by crazy football fans but she got away. I think it’s more or less the same.

Olympic Phryge: 3/10.

Everyone: GOOD INTENTIONS, EXPECTED TO BE BAD RESULTS!

Borobi: Oh, haha.

Sumi: Intermission: One like = 1 more year in prison for Paralympic Phryge! She deserves it. I’m not replying to any of the Phryges’ fanboys and girls in the comments, (spits), ciao!

Honohon

Honohon: How about I blow fire on her?

Vinicius: What?

Sumi: Last time around, she didn’t even feel the fire!

Honohon: Not fire from me – fire from this Boring Company flamethrower!

Vinicius: Fire’s still fire.

Wenlock: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE’RE ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRE TONIGHT!

Olympic Phryge: Not that kind of Fire, Wenlock.

Wenlock: What fire? Kasabian’s “Fire”? I used to listen to that whenever there’s the Premier League on!

Olympic Phryge: I mean actual fire.

Wenlock: ohhh…

Sumi: How does this flamethrower help you? I see this as useless as Lunchly.

Honohon: This flamethrower takes up more natural gas than any other flamethrower combined! Thank Elon Musk for that.

Vinicius: I’ll never forgive him for killing blocks on Twitter.

Sumi: If you think this flamethrower does any better, fine!

(BREAKING NEWS)

Jim Orange: Breaking news: Former Paralympic mascot was arrested for supporting right-wing extremism on social media! Sources say it’s a f**king disgrace. We now cut to her being taken to court earlier today…

(Honohon blows fire on Paralympic Phryge)

Witness: SOMEONE BRING A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Honohon: You’re a fire extinguisher!

(Back to the studio)

(Everyone laughed)

Vinicius: Oh she was in court on fire!

Honohon: 10/10 then?

Olympic Phryge: Comedy? Yes. Sabotaging? No. 0/10.

Everyone: GOOD INTENTIONS, UNINTENDED RESULTS!

Honohon: You’re right. Fire’s still fire. But at least there’s material for memes now.

Wenlock: I’M ON FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII-

Soohorang

Soohorang: I’ve successfully released her from potential sentences!

Vinicius: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Soohorang: Calm down and let me finish.

Sumi: Fine, better not something controversial.

Soohorang: Instead of taking her to prison, how about taking her to SQUID GAME?

Everyone: SQUID GAME?!

Olympic Phryge: Grow up!

Soohorang: Come on, I’m South Korean, what do you expect?

Vinicius: Well, we did plan a Squid Game ripoff after how MrBeast did, but decided not to because it’s a dead meme.

Sumi: So what game do you want her to play? Biscuit carving? Marble trading? Tug of war? Glass bridge? Musical chairs?

Soohorang: It’s the first one.

Vinicius: Hm… what’s the first one?

(Transition to a larger set)

Soohorang: Welcome drunk to the first and only game?

Paralympic Phryge: Games? I love games, WAHEY! *drinks Pepsi*

Vinicius: Please refrain from drinking soft drinks, dickhead.

Sumi: Tonight we’ll play red light green light, this CGI doll will say either red light or green light!

Soohorang: When she says green light, move! When she says red light, stop. It’s like musical statues you find in a strip club.

Vinicius: If you can cross the finish line in 10 minutes, then on behalf of all of Twitter we’ll forgive you!

Paralympic Phryge: Freedom?! Wahey!

Soohorang: On your marks, get set, GO!

Doll: Green light!

(Paralympic Phryge walks like a drunk)

Doll: Red light!

Paralympic Phryge: Green light, red light? CHRISTMAS, WAHEY!

(A cannonball hits Paralympic Phryge which kills her)

Olympic Phryge: NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Soohorang: Oh sorry Phryge, I didn’t mean to kill her.

Olympic Phryge: F**k you Soohorang!

Soohorang: It should have been worse.

Olympic Phryge: WORSE?!

Soohorang: My original idea was to use guns, but I realize that crossed the line.

Olympic Phryge: So?

Soohorang: I decided to rent some cannons, but I also realized that cannonballs shoot as fast as a bullet.

Olympic Phryge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Soohorang: On the bright side, we did sabotage her! Pop some champagne, everyone!

Vinicius and Sumi: WE’RE NOT ALCOHOLIC!

Soohorang: Oh, a trip to a Korean restaurant then.

Vinicius and Sumi: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

(Olympic Phryge sobs)

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Sumi: Sidemascots, the points are tallied. The winner of the “sabotage Paralympic Phryge” challenge is…

Wenlock: Me. Surprise, surprise.

Vinicius: Soohorang!

Wenlock: WHAT?!

Sumi: Who, from us, is given a 10/10 for making Squid Game relevant again!

Soohorang: YES!

Vinicius: And with that, Soohorang’s salary for the Sidemascots increased from $5/episode to $456/episode! Cha-ching!

Soohorang: YAY- WHAT?!

Sumi: The mascot with the LOWEST score is… Myaku-myaku!

Myaku-myaku: What?

Vinicius: On behalf of the Sidemascots, you’re KICKED OFF THE SHOW!

Myaku-myaku: Thanks for the otherwise wonderful time here.

Sumi: Join us next week for another episode of…

THE SIDEMASCOTS!

Vinicius: Season 1!

Olympic Phryge: I’M DONE! DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE!

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