#victor i know i said id donate my body to science but this is weird now
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ok i thought about it and actually, the wildest thing in the wizard of oz series (to me) was when the tin man, scarecrow, and A Random Child whose name I can't remember all went to find the tin man's ex. and they stop at tin man's buddy's house, to see if he knows where said ex is these days, and buddy isn't there, so they go inside to wait for him
and the house???? is full of severed body parts?????? just everywhere, they're in a barrel by the door, they're on the table, just chunks of clearly human flesh and a mess of limbs and whatnot, tin man thinks this is fine, scarecrow is really creeped out, scarecrow opens a cabinet and finds a severed human head
tin man runs on over and is like "what the f- oh that's me lol" and it's??? HIS old severed head??? so the scarecrow is just barely recovered from this, tin man is explaining the situation of how he became tin again, etc. etc.
and then the eyes open
and long story short the tin man's soul transferred to his new tin body, but it takes more than having your soul removed to kill you in oz... so his old body is still alive, but without its memories and completely confused and disoriented
the friend comes back and casually mentions how it took a bit for the transferring to finish, and after that the head just didn't remember anything. that means there was a bit there where this head DID have all of the tin man's memories still, and as far as he knew his friend had just left him without a body in a cabinet, unable to move, while the rest of his body just... walked off without him. literally horrific and the tin man is just like "haha! how quirky!" and honestly it's not the worst thing to have happened to him so i can't fault him for that but like. i'd be a little worried if one of my oldest friends told me that they'd totally leave me in a cabinet while my soul slowly left my body and wouldn't even feel bad.
#yeaaaah im gonna be honest#you really should've told your ex that you didn't die :/#wizard of oz#tin man#tw dismemberment#it was so wild#the poor kid who DIDNT go on the original adventure#and DOESNT know that this is just how the tin man is?? wild#the friend was highkey so troubling#long story short not all of the body parts were from this tin man#someone else had become tin#and this friend had taken pieces from both of them and just. glued it together. literally used glue#and intended to use the resulting person as a servant#but the person had just kinda. left#i literally can't imagine#it's like being besties with mr. victor frankenstein#and then when you're a ghost you look and. hey. why're you sewing my old arm onto someone else's torso victor#victor i know i said id donate my body to science but this is weird now#VICTOR WHY IS MY OLD ARM ATTACHED TO A NEW PERSON AND DOING THINGS VICTOR#HEY VICTOR MY OLD ARM JUST KILLED SOMEONE. YOU MADE ME A MURDERER AFTER I DIED. REAL COOL VICTOR WHAT WAS THE PLAN HERE.#except in this case the resulting person#this isn't a joke#the resulting person went out. and married the tin man's ex#it was the wildest scene#him and the other guy who got turned into tin had#as it turned out#both been engaged to this girl#so they show up#and find out that she married both of their corpses basically#but the corpse was alive and just. pissed off all the time
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