#victim and culprit ♧

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n e ways whatcha up to

*Whole huffs, slumping a little on the bed*

Nothing, really...

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*woerms for chimken*

*Loaf has since fled to the bathroom, and is now currently in the bathtub. He happily eats up the "woerms"*

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*projects weird al doing the foxy jumpscare into ur brain*

Why.

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SHIT UP

....

*He just sort of returns his attention back to doomscrolling on his phone*

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FUCKING

:)

THERE

*He blinks a couple of times before he seems to register*

....Were you struggling to smile??

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:$

What the fuck is that supposed to mean??

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/)

....What are you doing.

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weitd al :$

???

*He looks just as confused now as he does aggravated*

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*AIRHORN WHEN YOU LEAST EXPECT IT*

*He clamps his hands over his ears. Loaf, who had been resting near the foot of the bed, is unsettled by this as well. He jumps and promptly leaves the room, giving disgruntled chortles as he does so*

Why!?

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*weird al jumpscare*

*Somehow, you've actually managed to startle Whole with that. He nearly falls off his bed as the music is suddenly blasting in his ears*

GHH—! What the fuck-!?

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you must Feed the Chicken

I am going to Feed the Chicken, calm down

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‎

Rurrrrrr-urrr-urr-urrrrrrrr....

Mate, I just woke up...

RURRRR-URR-URR-URRRRR.....

*Whole sighs*

Okay, okay

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*mhm sure. singular piece of lettuce*

*Loaf takes the piece of lettuce with him*

*Whole steps out of the bathroom, drying off his head with a towel, to find a very loud and very disgruntled chicken throwing a lettuce leaf at his feet*

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*the length of this whole pov is Concerning Me. anyways covers the bed in loaf plushies*

*I just want chicken time, okay? It's fun writing animals*

*Ahem, anyways. Loaf is very offended to find zero feed waiting for him and goes to find Whole to berate him for not feeding him this very instant*

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fight!!

*He eventually gives up and hops back down onto the bed. He tilts its head at the false chicken before deciding that he isn't interested. He jumps off onto the floor and starts down the hallway toward the kitchen*

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checken

Rrruurrrrrr....

*He hops on top of the plush, hurriedly flapping his wings to keep his balance*