#verycutedetectives

[shmemson]

Six years ago today, I was working an overnight job and was as miserable as I’ve ever been. I saw @pambeastly’s tinder profile and decided to reach out, and folks, it was the best decision I’ve ever made. Even in Quar, these have been the happiest six years of my life. We laugh together every single day, and there’s no one I’d rather grow with. I’m the luckiest guy in the world. We’re both finally fully vaccinated so we had a little food truck patio dinner for the first time in a year and it was great to feel somewhat normal, even though it felt WILD to be sitting unmasked among other people, distanced or not. Anyway we had a great date and we’re very cute and in love. #verycutedetectives #veryspookycuties https://www.instagram.com/p/CM5-4NKlBGH/?igshid=e7jiy430tdxq

[shmemson]

This is a perfect depiction of my relationship with @pambeastly. She’s standing there all cute and buff and strong and tuff, and I’m...slimy and pooping. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/COW6xbYFW0-/?igshid=l09y4a0kwey1

[shmemson]

Hey hi. Five years ago today, I was working a terrible job overnights, and I happened to see @pambeastly’s profile on tinder. In it, she mentioned that she was bored. I never ever reached out to people first, but something compelled me to ask her why she was bored. She replied, and we bonded over a mutual love of the Smashing Pumpkins. We didn’t start dating for a while after that, but we always remember the date of that initial conversation because it changed both of our lives for the better, in so many ways. I’m STILL swooning every day and I can’t believe how lucky I am to have her in my life!!! #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B-NgkVQlfOu/?igshid=11veotizwbxgq

[shmemson]

I told @pambeastly I was going to get this for her. Her reply was “Are you also going to get me a new boyfriend who knows everything?” Folks, I have been roasted to within an inch of my life. She made worms meat of me, and that’s why I love her. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B46c9ItlOzf/?igshid=h5bl1wx3e4gh

[shmemson]

Just like old times; it’s 2am, my wife’s at the salsa bar, and I’m about to eat a huge carne guisada torta. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B4mWQ6IFKu2/?igshid=fq7ihc0fkqq4

[shmemson]

@pambeastly is the cutest little chameleon. Here she is spotting a fly for lunch! I am obsessed with this pic, y’all. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B2XkX9Pl68p/?igshid=112zarg624a2e

[shmemson]

Y’all, I cannot get over how cute my wife looks in this hat. I’m swoonin over here. 😍😍😍 #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B0e9u-2F_d5/?igshid=1ahzmdlz7ukmj

[shmemson]

And I took this one of @pambeastly! #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B0csJ0ylgd9/?igshid=ow44kngsssgl

[shmemson]

Pretty sure this is the first pic @pambeastly ever took of me; four years ago. Seems like yesterday. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B0clj99F8d2/?igshid=2sxz1q8ech2t

[shmemson]

@pambeastly is my lil sushi cutie. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/Bz9h2Ovl4Qn/?igshid=17673drizd6h2

[shmemson]

Just a typical night out with @pambeastly. No big whoop. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B10LrbcFN57/?igshid=1om5swqcjcrw5

[shmemson]

Captured my beautiful wife @pambeastly in a magical floral wonderland in the back of Joann’s. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B1SqrHTlXVj/?igshid=lweejfzcitbo

[shmemson]

Repost from @pambeastly. Two taco cuties. 🌮🌮 #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/B1DQgjglLXU/?igshid=1arf8iqfks1m5

[shmemson]

When you live in Texas, you have to take a photo with the bluebonnets. (Don’t worry, we were very careful not to step or sit on any). photo by @pambeastly, of course! #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/BvaNPJFF8ji/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tug2b582triz

[shmemson]

@pambeastly is the greatest person I’ve ever known. I turned down an aisle in target and she was sitting like this in this chair. I asked if I could take a pic and told her she was making a Robert DeNiro face, and she did this without knowing I was filming her. I’m so happy I caught it on video, and that she allowed me to post it. #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/Bv5uye5FCDN/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1vg0nuh7hljla

[shmemson]

My beautiful wife @pambeastly treated me to an all you can eat sushi dinner. Our bellies are so full of delicious things. Thanks honey!!!🍣 #verycutedetectives https://www.instagram.com/p/BwdzDx7lNf1/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1liqkobnbpwgv