#very manic pixie dream girl of arthur i must say | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

oflgtfol · 5 months

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bitches will meet a man who immediately introduces himself by threatening you before backtracking and saying he’s your friend and is here to help you solve the supernatural horror mystery you’ve been way over your head in with, and then you meet his father in law after hearing said father in law be shot over the phone, and so you help his father in law get to the hospital while the man is being chased by a weirdo butcher assassin, and then once that’s resolved you tell him of your tragic backstory and he asks you to accompany him on a trip upstate to investigate your supernatural horror mystery some more, and then he finds you in the bar before you leave for the trip about to drown your sorrows away, and he brings you back from the edge, and then you tell him I think you’re my purpose in life, given to me by God

#INSANE #oscar is such a real one .#i dont necessarily ship him and arthur cuz sorry im too much on the john and arthur train #but in proceeding to write this out im like ok i do like the idea of it being unreciprocated tho #i AM a sucker for people being down on their luck before meeting someone who becomes their god-given reason to live #(<- venompilled)#and the idea of this like normal fucking guy being brought on this WHIRLWIND that arthur’s bringing him on is hilarious #INSANE i tell you i love oscar so much #oscar’s reading this like 10th century bestiary about demons and elder gods and he’s like damn there’s this. talk about another dimension #and arthur’s just like. Oh yeah i’ve been there #LIKE LMAO #very manic pixie dream girl of arthur i must say #brot posts #mal posting

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