#very jkoe

[overstimulated-autism-creature]

A classic

[jjcocker]

ok Hai. hcs for the toss boys parents bc I basically nade them my ocs

starting w kii-yans parents bc i was mainly thinking of his mom in orddrr to eqnna make this

kii looks Exactly like his mom. like if u get a childhood photo of her abd comparw it to him someine who doesnt know her woukd think "ah. Girl Kii-yan."

his dad ummm I have 0 headcanons for him but hes there. Hes just. boring idk LMAO (/jkoe

his mom is the most "how do you do fellow kids 😎" type woman. She tries So Hard to be hip and all and she fails in such a way that its like. endearing

she definitely has 294857583984 bajilliom baby photos of kii. She Loves Her Son!!!! she also has a flashdrive full of More baby photos of him

shes childhood besties w both ao's mom and akas mom

and like . heres a Snall Detail i added on that; akas mom is trans. The little friendgroup they were was 2 girls 1 boy. and so. its like. oppisite toss boys. heehee hoohoo

ok i kinda went offtraxk but yeah rhats all

ok now to aos parents

his mom was Horrible at cooking . thats a. rabdom start but shhh

his dad is. How do i say this withiut sounding insensitive. full of Issues. from childhood to adulthood that man has Seen and Endured things that his son does not knwo of

his mom had short hair but she didnt really like having it. she wanted to grow it out

she was Really close friends with kii's mom. theyd constantly show/send each other baby pictures of their sons goinf "look at widdle aoi taking his first steps🥺🥺🥺" "look at my littl kii nearly eating a rock 🥺🥺🥺🥺" or. smth idk I dont have children

she was the youngest of the moms

ok goign back to his dad now. he does Not clean his glasses at all

hes also the typa guy to say "when I was Your Age-" to ao everytime he complained abt smth LMAO

ok I thikn thats all. now to akas

ok i actually hc her to have 2 moms,

^ so im calling one her mom and the other one her mama. yea

her mom is a bit (very) clumsy .. shes tripped on just about everything. Shes also tripped on nothing so

her mama is like. a fashion designer (hir ockiin:3) and all.

^ Durinf remix 5 (ibfeel like the toss boys were all in that "its not a PHASEEEEE" moment BRKTJTHHT) she nearly fainted seeing aka bc she was wearing the most godawful fit (to her) + tried to cut her own hair (it went horribly wrong). so

i feel like her mama is probably the only thibg preventing both aka AND her mom to blow somethinf up. Unintentionally or not

akas mom was exactly Just Like Her as a kid so. yeah

and um. i kinda ran out of creatiticy here girl help

[zwoelffarben]

Preface this with I understand what a jkoe is and this is a very funny one, but it's worth noting that the machine RATM was raging against is very explicit.

They raging against their(our) society as the hateful killing machine. Their first album cover featured both the self imolation of Thích Quảng Đức, and Killing in the Name a protest song inspired by the beating of Rodney king which is heavily critical of cop culture and racism.

They raging against society as machine built to grind people up in its biboted system like nought but flesh caught in the hateful gears of a clockwork hell.

Again, the print joke, very funny, but the actual answer is systemic racism and bibotry.