#very charlie brown as far as hilarity goes but goddamn dream me could not hold back the hyucks

[vargamornight]

just dreamed that a bunch of friends and i were playing a trivia gameshow game and i was joking with one of them about how ridiculous hank is as a shortening for henry, when the host said it was my friend's turn and asked for the full name of some guy called flank.

dream me could barely contain the insanity inside my skin while i tried to look so, so normal waiting for her to answer. i kept thinking "you have the chance to be the funniest person on earth right now." she was very smart and might have known the real answer, but mirth was more important as she glanced over at me, sighed, and said "travis flenry-otti" and i LOST IT laughing so hard and celebrating by throwing both arms in the air behind my contestant podium like i just won the superbowl

i literally woke up laughing in my real body in my real bed because i was laughing so hard, my entire body was shaking with the force of my silent laughter