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So some of you may or may not know about my deer army.
The taming phase is going excellently!
In winter, the hungry and susceptible fawns pay no mind to fear when a human offers apples and carrots…
This, is beneficial to my mission.
They recognize me and will approach even if I do not have food. Recent circumstances show they also know where I live.
My army is growing. Soon I will have all of the deer in my region tamed and trained, and I will usher my legions to destroy the yards of bigots and karens, namely the hated provincial (that’s state for you non Canadians) politician in my city.
Soon… I will fashion a crown of antlers, the Deer King’s army… yesssss…
My quest to become the local cryptid is going swimmingly, thank you
#white tailed deer#I will become#the deer king#with his crown of tangled antlers#and the cervidae by his side#yessssss#also if you look closely#the fawn in the last two pictures has mild piebaldism on her front leg#which is very Neato#very baller lil dudette#there are two bucks among them#try and figure out who they are#I love my pet deers 🥰#grammatical error bc I love them so much#deer#deerposting#my children#aside from the crows that is#and my dog#the ramblings of a madman#so help me god by the time I move out I will have my army
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