#vern loomis

[poisonappleeater]

vern and dee are actually my favorite straight couple theyre ADORABLE

[rey-jake-therapist]

I'm totally in love with these two right now 😍

And Vern is just.... WOW.

“Hey. I’m right here, and I’m not going anywhere.”

B.K. Cannon as Dee Fillcot and Jordane Christie as Vern Loomis in Why Women Kill (2019-) Season 2

[vernalloy]

Sometimes (often) furries are wrong about their assignments for furry AUs. In this occasion, you must explode them with your mind and then scroll through interesting fish and lizards and bugs. Even birds or hooved animals if they’re sticking hard by the domestic mammals.

[whywomenkillgifs]

[mediagifs]

B.K. Cannon and Jordane Christie as Dee and Vern Loomis on Why Women Kill

[fyeahsmokinhot]

Why Women Kill Ep4 + Onion Headlines

[isabellaofparma]

I work alone. Not this time.

[rachel-bloom]

[bbcsassdeadass]

NO WAY I JUST WATCHED 10 EPISODES OF LANA PARRILLA'S BEAUTY AND SASS JUST FOR HER CHARACTER TO BE KILLED WITH GOD DAMN SCREWDRIVER!!!

Fuck you Alma!!

[introvertedexhuastedpigeon]

why women kill episode five

my favourite things this episode:

1) vern smiling at dee

2) alma's evil/scheming face before she goes to confront rita, how she fucking quoted the bible replacing 'he' with 'she' to suit her and her plan??? FUCKING ICONIC QUEEN.

3) rita's scene with alma (the blue dress, the evil stare, her smoking, her swearing so casually, and that little hum she did while threatening her, GOD i would willing let her kill me fucking hell)

bertrum realised what he was doing was wrong? he was doing it for decades and only now realised it was wrong? what??? i cant believe his mother was twisted enough to ask her six-year-old to kill her. that's messed up on a whole nother level bruh

dee and vern. Dee and Vern. DEE AND VERN. DEE AND VERN. DEE AND VERN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! omfg they were so fucking cute and domestic and sweet. i feel like they shouldnt have had sex though. i mean he was clearly insecure and it kinda feels like they only did because she wanted to. like it was too soon. then again i dont know anything about relationships and what they entail. just my opinion.

what rita did to alma was just plain cruel. embarrassing her like that in front of everyone... *sigh* but then to have dee fired from her job as well. that was over the line. she's a horrible person with fabulous outfits and a dramatic flair which is what makes her such a great antagonist but i seriously hated her in that moment. didnt even feel pity for her when scooter came by. i mean she clearly doesnt care about him or his feelings. she wouldnt make him sleep with someone in exchange for a home if she did. i mean that's fucking prostitution.

i never thought i'd want to see catherine with her hair down, brushing it and smiling to herself but god it was just so soft. im kinda hoping that she and scooter end up liking each other and they team up to take rita down. and i will even admit that i was secretly hoping carlos would get his ability to speak back. i mean it didnt make sense to have him give such a great monologue in the first episode if he wasnt going to have a speaking role for the rest of the season. i am so looking forward to him speaking and witnessing him and rita clash again. what a showdown it'll be.

ALSO WHAT THE FUCK Grace is cheating??? what how who when why/ so many questions. she seems so sweet. (i may have just realised she's dottie from wandavision tonight btw)

dude the ending... that ending. kill the bitch. that's honestly where i'm at alma. kill the bitch. scheming and embarrasing you is one thing, getting your daughter fired was over the line but this... THIS is an act of war. kill her!

i guess my bonnie and clyde theory wasnt far off huh

WTF HOW COULD I FORGET??/?!??!?!?!?!??!?!?!? DEE IS PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THA FUCK

[poisonappleeater]

dee and vern are fucking ADORABLE

[dragonsareawesome123]

“No, you don’t need to do that.”

[slytherincarmilla]

I did indeed watch the Why Women Kill season 2 finale a few hours ago and all I can say is I am not ok nor recovered and I don’t think I ever will be

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[some-thrilling-heroics]

i am dipping my toe in with these two....

[ID: a 7 piece moodboard in warm brown orange and cream tones with a cream borders focused on the scene where vern asks dee to marry him:

row 1: pic of dee and vern close up, he has a hand on her cheek and she’s smiling; a pic of dark pavement partially covered with autumn leaves in rain

row 2: a little heart drawn in flour and a bit of a rolling pin visible in front of it; white words on orange that reads ‘you are beautiful’; a partially visible dark red rose on a cream background

row 3: a window partially covered by a sheer curtain, overlooking tree tops, dee and vern kissing

/END ID]

[fyeahsmokinhot]

Protect these babies at all cost!