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[langedeversailles]

21 Modern Chevy Headcanons

1. He has the latest fit bit. He doesn't use it. But he has it. He brings it out when he goes "jogging" (read: makes poses as he fast walks in his designer tracksuit that is an actual furness but he wears it anyway because he knows he looks good) to show it off. He doesn't even know how it works. It's not even on. 2. He is, however, super into those fad health crazes. He bought like 20 juicing books (that just sit on the shelf) and went to a juice bar like everyday. He ate kale and quinoa with every meal for 2 weeks. Philippe can't even keep up with what "super fruit" he's only eating this week. 3. He got really into Pretty Little Liars when it first started, but it didn't last long because he has zero patience. 4. Team fucking jacob af 5. Hates hipsters but went through a hipster stage 6. You would not believe how many fucking beanies this asshole owns. 7. Actually considers the manbun to be the root of all evil. 8. Starts like 80% of all clothing trends in Paris through his instagram 9. Has seen Mean Girls 49.3 times (the .3 is because 30% through the film Philippe distracted him with tempting activities that involved chocolate sauce). 10. Was actually really good at planking. 11. Is utterly obsessed with Despacito (the Justin Bieber remix) 12. Convinced Philippe to lean how to twerk (it didn't take much convincing). 13. Instagram LEGEND 14. Buys Philippe a billion those heart shaped boxes of chocolate as soon as stores start stocking them for Valentines Day, but eats all the cream filled and cappuccino ones. 15. Will literally fight Philippe over Lindor Truffles. 16. Is personally insulted by dabbing. 17. Refuses to acknowledge all those selfies he took doing the duck face. 18. Forced Philippe to get them their own float for a pride parade during pride month. Has to be reminded daily that no he can't take the float for everyday transportation. 19. Banned Philippe from singing Let It Go and asking it he wants to build a snowman. It's July, Philippe. 20. Would appreciate it if he could be given his own reality show already thanx. 21. Selfie game is at historic levels.