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#venture desvers better in overeatch 2
skeletonstarz · 14 hours
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EEEHHHHHH why is venture just poking out like that. They look lost, actually the whole fucking 3d character model poster look is like actual GARBAGE. Why the fuck would anyone do this. Or even suggest this. Omg OMG omg omg omg omg omg omg omg omg I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IN GOD BUT IM PRAYING IM PRAYING THIS MADNESS ENDS
the 2d overwatch style has STYLE not...whatever this is, overwatch 1 poster had so much...sparkle and glitter to it this one is "uhhh...fill in the space." not good man
I DONT HAVE THE VOCABULARY TO DESCRIBE THE FUCKING DISAPPOINTMENT? DISGUST? ABHOR? I need to calm down I can't let the blizzard get the best of me
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE (get the reference? Eheehehhehhe)
Justice for venture cause they don't deserve any of that. GIVE THEM A DAMN SKIN
When making venture they were like "yeah let's make them burrow underground as a new tool kit or whatever games terms it is!" And many nodded their heads one voice spoke up upon the rest "yeah, and maybe we can try to expand the diversity in the cast of characters by making them gender non conforming and actually have that as a solid part of themselves and as a character instead of a tagline you can use to promote them and pretend you care!" And then the clapping and nodding of hands stopped.. suddenly nervous laughter leaves the mouth of said person and the main man himself gets up..."yes, they/them...false reality of actually caring about the story and characters of this dead game..." And another idea was shouted "And you can give them such interesting and character accurate cosmetics and content!" Silence...but this time it was forever. "Cosmetics won't be needed...they're already perfect...they/them..."
It wasn't, but it's what I speculate
don't grammar police me, because I will not be listening fingers in my ears lalalalal
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