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I remembered your post that Leona stole Malleus' wife (Yuu), son (Grim), and dad (Lilia). Guess what? There are people who ships him with Silver, so now he also steals his brother!
Malleus when Leona offers Sebek a higher pay to leave Malleus and be his bodyguard instead:
#leona be on his way to woo grandma maleficia to be his 2nd wife on top of yuu being his 1st wife and silver as his 1st husband#wtf is this plot#?????#twisted wonderland#leona kingscholar#malleus draconia#ventique answers#sebek zigvolt#twst silver#lilia vanrouge
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Hanaaa!! He's here! Our boy's here! I'm so looking forward to your flower language on him π
OMG HEβS HERE VENTIQUE HES HERE AHHHHHH
HE LOOKS SO GOOD AND LOOK AT THAT FANGED SMIRK AND WINK WJDJDJFJFJ
Ahhh thank you! I hope you like it ππ I have been excitedly waiting for his card everyday and itβs here πππ I canβt wait to get started on it π₯Ήππ
Straight away I see green roses: growth, abundance, renewal, rejuvenation, peace and stability of mindβ¦ π₯Ήπ
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I see you as friend Here, have my Lil crustaceans (pls don't be afraid of them, they offer clicky clackies of friendship)
The crab tryna kiss Malmal π It's just like me fr
Thank you so much my beautiful friend this is so precious!
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This is so dumb and embarrassing, but all this egg talk recently has made me think about how Lilia had to potty train Malleus...
LOOOOL baby Malleus attempting to do his business in the kitchen and Lilia moving like lightning to bring him to the toilet omfg π
I just thought of a dialogue because of this!
Mini Mal ππΌ did something bad in his mini dragon form and papa π is reprimanding him for it.
π: "Go back to your crib, child!"
ππΌ: *trudges forward strangely
ππΌ: *peeks behind him to look at dad
ππΌ: *trudges forward again, and πΈ notices that he's got his butt on the ground while he's dragging himself with his front paws
ππΌ: *peeks behind him again
πΈ, whispering: "Why is he dragging his ass on the floor--"
πΈ, recoiling in shock: "Oh my god he's wiping shit on the floor--"
π: *covers his mouth to stop himself from laughing out loud
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I just noticed Mrs. Shroudβs headgear has designs that look like flowers, do you think sheβs supposed to be based off Persephone?
I think that would be so cute and funny to me, every new head of Styx is based off Hades and their significance other will be their Persephone (Bubbly, sweet and a mad scientist π)
YES OMG! She's definitely his beloved Persephone. πππππππ
Honestly they're currently the cutest damn thing in twst and I can't get enough of them. I'm a REAL sucker for parents who are ridiculously sweet both to their kids and to each other.
They're literally so perfect UGH. Definitely one of the highlights of Book 7, and the only positive light amidst all the Malleus negativity and madness. He should see them. I bet he'll grow even more mad and jealous that someone who isn't him gets to enjoy parents as cute as them π€£
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Exsqueeze me sebeks parents did not endure scrutiny for u to say lilia raised him ππ /lighthearted /in a joking manner
Inb4 Lilia launders Sebek's birth records and writes himself as his legal dad so the four of them could be a happy family
LMAOOO yeah jokes aside, I'm actually one of the few who believe Sebek doesn't think of Lilia as a parent. π Lilia is strictly his teacher; he loves his grandpa and mama and papa and frequently talks about them! Even if he pretends he hates his dad LOL
The next paragraphs are just me rambling btw and not a reply anymore bc this is a good opportunity to explore a bit
Related to my last post π about Lilia teaching his boys to embrace failure, I was strictly referring to Silver and Malleus bc they're the only ones he actually raised from infancy. It's also pretty interesting how twst conveys this dynamic by showing that Sebek was never jealous of Silver getting coddled by Lilia, but Malleus is as shown in the Halloween cards. Likewise, Silver is in denial but is jealous when he thinks that Malleus' birth was Lilia's happiest moment in life. Their relationship is pretty complex, but shows that there is a specific deep-rooted feeling of brotherhood between them that they don't share with Sebek. Specific meaning that they think they're actual brothers, rather than just people who share a deep bond.
It's a bit sad when you think of it at surface level, but is overall good for the narrative. Sebek has always been designed as the "outsider"; one who belongs neither here nor there, but at the very core of it is in the unique position of being both. The bridge that connects two completely different worlds. The liaison who can understand both Silver and Malleus without bias and the voice of reason who can mend the inevitable distance between them.
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Malleus Dragonia, Prince of Briar Vally, Future King of Darkness, one of the most powerful entities in all the lands. . .
Me (After finding out he was born from an egg): Oh my god! You were a wittle eggy boi! Whoβs such a cute eggy Boi? You are! You are! Now whoβs the cutest BIG Eggy Boi in all of NRC?
NRC: Stop your idiot! Dragonia is gonna kill you-!
Malleus: I am (Heart beating at light speed thinking of how to plan the marriage ceremony all the way up to the night together)
Eggy Boi? More like Horny Boi!
Yes! He's a BIG eggy boy! BIG widdle waddle eggy boy!
It's hard to believe that this majestic creature was also once a really ugly piece of wet potato. But the question still stands:
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I canβt believe that the plan to defeat Malleus is basically to invite everyone else to the party EXCEPT HIM!!!! HIS ONE WEAKNESS!!!! π
FOR REAL LMFAO!!! And they're real, actual invites ππππ You just KNOW Malleus is gonna power up from complete and utter RAGE and their smooth sailing plan will go up in flames. HOW DARE YOU NOT THIS LONELY DISCORD MOD!
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Came running here as soon as i saw it πππ
Source: https://twitter.com/shu_rithmn/status/1783645275351077009?t=Ut8HtndcCvUGtlIN7Yd09w&s=19
UEGHIGHKSIKHEUE
HE'S FLAPPING HIS ARMS LIKE A FLOPPY SUPERHERO... πππππππππ
Vil... I'm sorry to say this but... Malleus is literally the most beautiful creature in Twisted Wonderland... He's so beautiful... He's so beautiful...
The holster... The holster around his body... Oh my lord... Oh my god...
He's so attractive oh my god
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Hello! Just wanted to slip something about the theory of sebastian being malleus father because they are so similar (yana, ilysm for making malleus he's so hot and hubby π)
Been doing this for like, 20 minutes today LMAO. Welp, can't say it's a waste. Lemme tell you, before i drew the horns, i was like "holy moly, who are you?! And what did you do to my malleus." (Mal-Mal ain't Mal-Malling without his horns smh π)
Sorry if it's not good, my drawing abilities is yuck, so I'mma just drop this casually. Also i just wanted to say that i love your writings, drawings, and rambling about Malleyuu (i just like your content even if it's not related to Malleyuu or twst), it always made my day everyday β€β€
Goodbye now, have an amazing day and don't forget to rest well!
Definitely not a waste of time holy shit I'm chopping potatoes and I CHOPPED THAT UP SO GOOD FROM THE SHEER FERAL THIS EDIT SENT ME HOLY SHIT GGRRRRGRGRGHGRHHRGGRHRHRGHR
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT AS IF I NEEDED ANY MORE REASON TO WANT TO FUCK MALLEUS UNTIL HE STRAIGHT UP DIES. MEN WHO LOOK THIS GOOD DON'T DESERVE TO LIVE. I WILL BITE YOU I WILL MINCE YOU I WILL TEAR YOU TO SHREDS MALLEUS DRACONIA OH MY GOD
HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN ASIAN CLOTHING OH MY GODDDDD. HE LOOKS SO GOOD IN GENERAL. HE'S PERFECT. THIS IS PERFECT. SEBASTIAN MICHAELIS THANK YOU FOR BREEDING WITH MELEANOR AND PRODUCING MALLEUS DRACONIA GRRRRRRR
THANK YOU FOR THIS NOW I NEED TO INHALE THE POTATOES I CHOPPED BECAUSE I AM STARVING EVEN MORE
#THANK YOU FOR THE EDIT AWOO#WOOOHGGRHHRHRHRHHRH#twisted wonderland#ventique answers#malleus draconia
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does malleus have a belly button? would he give himself one in his human form? does he mimic it to be like everyone else?
OOOOOH this is a good one! Here's what I think with a bonus poll for others' opinions π
Floyd, who's maybe an egg buddy just like him due to being a fish, has one so maybe he does too? Then again, the merfolks' true forms have them as half humanoid whereas his is a complete dragon, so I'm not actually sure.
I searched around and found that lizards do have belly buttons from being connected to their eggs via an umbilical cord. I know he's not a lizard and he'll probably get mad at this lol, but maybe dragon eggs function the same way? They feed on literal magic delivered to their egg, so maybe the egg sucks in magic like a sponge, stores it in his yolk or whatever, and feeds it to him via an umbilical cord inside.
This is why we should need a summer Malleus frfr
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I read this webtoon where the dad and mom take their baby for his checkup to get shots and the dad seemed petrified. I imagine Malleus panicking seeing his child get shots and Yuu having to calm downπ I had to share this scenario with you because I love your DilfDad!Malleus scenarios π₯°
LMAOOOO
π: "Do we really have to do this? Could he not just take it when he's older?"
πΈ: "He'd be dead from ancient diseases by then."
π: "But he's still so small and helpless... What if he dies from bleeding out from the stab--"
πΈ: "The needle's less than a fourth of a millimeter thick."
π: "At least let Sebek's father do it."
πΈ: "Sebek's dad is a dentist, not a pediatrician?????"
πΈ: "Calm down, our baby's just like you, remember? This would just be like a mosquito bite for him."
In the end, he clutches their baby's hand like he did when πΈ was giving birth, LOL. The baby just stared at him unflinchingly the entire time, wondering why his dad looked like he was constipated, and farted when the shots were done.
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βLikewise, Silver is in denial but is jealous when he thinks that Malleus' birth was Lilia's happiest moment in lifeβ
how so? To me it looks like heβs saying a fact and agreeing in that scene. He doesnβt act jealous at all.
Maybe jealous is an unfitting word since Silver, being the closest to a pure person, doesn't really do negative feelings towards others. I interpret it as something more like... resignation, that Lilia would have been better off with Malleus as the only son and he was some sort of curse. Or a product of one. It's in the same breadth as jealousy in that it's fundamentally admitting the other person is better than you in some way.
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Does it look to you like the base of Crowleyβs key-cane thing says a word??
Yes! It's upside-down but it says "RAVEN"!
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N-No....that Crowley card...he....he's always been good looking but this is the first time I'm having a "Oh no, he's hot!" reaction to him π³
This is the clear indication that companies don't know shit about their audiences. We don't want only 20 year old genius rich superhuman boys! WE WANT OLD MEN! WE WANT 70 YEAR OLD SENIOR CITIZENS! Twst knows where it's at!
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I bet Malleus would be the type to faint if his s/o wore gothic clothing and makeup since heβs a goth. π€
Mild suggestive warning!
Oh absolutely. And worship them like a god like you don't even know. And discover a kink when, after a long day and πΈ finally removes the black lace on their thigh and it leaves a faint mark on their skin.
π: "May I... May I touch it?"
πΈ: "Hm? Sure?"
And he gets carried away and bites it gently. My guy would be so aroused removing everything piece by piece and seeing red marks on places with clothing put on a little tight. π
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