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[phoenixyfriend]

Jangobi fic* where:

Anakin and Boba both wind up kidnapped

Jango and Obi-Wan are both individually frantic but haven't met yet (they keep narrowly missing each other)

Anakin and Boba befriend each other; Anakin is protective of this Toddler, and tells him Jedi stories because those are more calming than slave stories

The boys get separated. Both are very upset.

Jango finds and saves Anakin (teenage Jedi = manipulable force user who can help find Boba)

Obi-Wan finds and saves Boba (that is a CHILD)

"Satine, do you have Jango Fett's comm number? Ah, well, I appear to have accidentally found his son and I'd like to get that resolved so I can go back to finding my apprentice"

"Where is my son" "The Force says Fuck You and also it doesn't work like that, asshole"

Bo-Katan shows up. Causes problems.

The two duos meet! Jango hates the Jedi! Boba loves them! Things are awkward! Anakin definitely needs medical attention (because Plot), and also Obi-hugs

Bo-Katan continues to cause problems. Pre is there, now.

HONDO OHNAKA

Jangobi kisses

Anakin gets to kill a Hutt at some point and Boba decides he's the coolest ever

Go AWAY, Death Watch

Jangobi kisses

Obi-Wan tricks Jango into a call with Satine

Boba gets lost and kidnapped again. Jango blames Anakin. Screaming happens.

Give back the kid, Pre

GIVE BACK THE KID, PRE

Jangobi kisses

Go away, Bo-Katan

SERIOUSLY, LEAVE

Jango has an apprentice now? She's small and angry and tried to kill them all multiple times. It's unclear how willingly she has apprenticed. It's unclear how willingly he has taken her on. Boba is pleased at another new friend.

Obi-Wan has arranged for the apprentice to have a screaming match with her older sister over Jango's comm.

Boba accidentally lets slip about the clones to Anakin.

Anakin attempts a murder.

He's not successful but his enraged Huttese screaming--which only Jango can keep up with in the moment--at least garners a reaction.

Jango defends himself, but lbr Anakin just tries to hurt him again

It still doesn't work, but now Obi-Wan is using Horrified Rhetoric about the clones thing

Anakin and Bo-Katan teach Boba a card game while playing some music to drown out The Grown-ups having a yelling match

Something something Ventress

Something something Dooku

Something something Bo-Katan has a reformed Sith girlfriend now

Jangobi impulse marriage for clone custody reasons that Jango only sort of agreed to

IDK somehow there's a happy ending and Obi-Wan is romantically tugged back and forth between the current and former rulers of Mandalore and Quinlan WON'T STOP LAUGHING AT HIM

Windu's got the mother of all headaches, Skywalker is fourteen, this was supposed to be a simple mission, guys, what the hell

* Important to Jangobi fics, for me: 1. Nobody bashes Satine 2. Anakin is unequivocally the most important person in Obi-Wan's life and is prioritized over basically everyone and everything except the will of the Force, and even that's sketchy