#velaw

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you ever think about them? bc i do

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Vera would def see law in a suit and be like "wtf thats cool can i wear one instead of a dress" and whats he gonna do? Say no?

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Law instinctively locks doors behind him so nobody can sneak up on him but that doesnt work so well when vera can just melt and slip in through the cracks so he has his share of near heart attacks in the beginning

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its all fun and games until vera finds out about the personality swap surgery bc she WILL ask about it until he does it and it WILL be awkward for everyone

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anyway heres that velaw answer but now (hopefully) under a readmore

General:

  Rate the Ship -      Awful | Ew | No pics pls | I’m not comfortable | Alright | I like it! | Got Pics? | Let’s do it! | Why is this not getting more attention?! | The OTP to rule all other OTPs | Its MY ship and i WILL go down with it

  How long will they last? - listen i try not to think about how young law is (inevitably) gonna die but yknow as long as he’s got left theyre soulmates todd

  How quickly did/will they fall in love? - not even gonna lie it was pretty quick on veras end bc yknow she hasnt had a lot of human contact in her life so developing a crush on the first person to show her real kindness in 10 years isnt too much of a surprise but its more than that she just keeps falling and falling and before anyone knows it you have to pry her off him with a crowbar and stitch her mouth shut to stop her from loudly announcing how much she loves him.......not that he minds

bUT on laws side im honestly kinda attached to the idea of him initially being like “its ok if we stay like this but i cant respond to your confession right now theres just too much going on and id rather wait until we’re all not constantly about to die if thats ok” and vera being totally ok with that bc if its important to him its important to her

  How was their first kiss? - honestly this can go two ways: cute or angsty but either way its almost definitely vera initiating and its definitely super sudden

Wedding:

  Who proposed? - neither of them ever really thought about a wedding per say it was just kind of law being like “stay by my side forever” and vera being like “cool” but ofc the other heart pirates overheard that and would NOT let them get away without making it a big deal

  Who is the best man/men? - law had three (3) best men and ill give you some hints:

one was a polar bear

none of them were luffy despite his whining and begging

two of them wore sick shades

  Who is the braid’s maid(s)? - nami, robin, and ikkaku! vera tried to talk bepo into being one of her bridesmaids too bc she thinks hes neat but in the end they managed to get her to drop that   Who did the most planning? - honestly it was 99% the other heart pirates but vera was definitely very involved once stuff really got going   Who stressed the most? - law bc he knew the strawhats would show up and he knew he had to figure out a way to keep them from ruining everything (see my post about the lawlu wedding for ideas on how to contain luffy)    How fancy was the ceremony? -    Back of a pickup truck | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 it was definitely a pirate wedding but it was a damn good one | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Kate and William wish they were this big.    Who was specifically not invited to the wedding? - luffy (he was only half not invited bc law didnt invite him but vera did so he got the equivalent of schrodingers wedding invite) and caesar clown (law didnt think it was necessary to put him on the blacklist since what were the chances he’d even find out about this but it was important to vera so he did it anyway)

before you ask: of course HE wasnt invited. obviously. he got a dark invite. meaning he was invited to be on the exact opposite side of the world from where the wedding was happening. being off the planet entirely was also an option

Sex:

i can count my sexual experiences on one hand so

  Who is on top? - depends on who starts it really, both are pretty happy either way....ive said it before and ill say it again: law has taken the strap and he WILL do it again   Who is the one to instigate things? - its a pretty equal split but definitely leans more towards law   How healthy is their sex life? -    Barely touch themselves let alone each other | 2 | 3 | 4 | Once a couple weeks, nothing overboard | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | They are humping each other on the couch right now    How kinky are they? -    Straight missionary with the lights off | 2 | 3 | 4 | Might try some butt stuff and toys | 6 i have shared my thoughts on laws interest in being called ‘doctor’ during so yknow roleplay is definitely on the surgical table and im sure with a power like laws im sure things can get weirder | 7 | 8 | 9 | Don’t go into the sex dungeon without a horse’s head

How long do they normally last? - again i can count my sexual experiences on one hand so all i can say is law seems like a strong man with a lot of stamina but vera isnt incredibly fit so yknow, average?   Do they make sure each person gets an equal amount of orgasms? - yea law always makes sure its as good for vera as it is for him and vice versa    How rough are they in bed? -    Softer than a butterfly on the back of a bunny | 2 | 3 | 4 | The bed’s shaking and squeaking every time depends on the mood that day really | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | Their dirty talk is so vulgar it’d make Dwayne Johnson blush. Also, the wall’s so weak it could collapse the next time they do it.    How much cuddling/snuggling do they do? -    No touching after sex | 2 | 3 | 4 | A little spooning at night, or on the couch, but not in public | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | You’ll have to pry them apart with a crowbar

Children:

  How many children will they have naturally? - 2! Jade and Axel!

   ive talked about them before but yknow ill take any excuse to remind ppl of them...esp jade i love her and ugh i miss drawing

  How many children will they adopt? - none most likely   Who gets stuck with the most diapers? - dont have to get stuck with diapers if you can just shambles them off   Who is the stricter parent? - it’s law definitely law he wants to make absolutely sure his kids dont turn out like him but unfortunately both of them still do    Who stops the kid(s) from doing dangerous stunts after school? - vera, law never says anything bc every time he tries jade reminds him of something stupid and/or dangerous he did in the past and hes like “yeah thats fair i have no room to talk theyre all yours vera-ya”   Who remembers to pack the lunch(es)? - vera!   Who is the more loved parent? - jade likes vera more and axel definitely prefers law but its not like they dislike the other parent   Who is more likely to attend the PTA meetings? - both bc vera will MAKE law go   Who cried the most at graduation? - oh definitely vera   Who is more likely to bail the child(ren) out of trouble with the law? - law. law. law. law.  law. law. l

Cooking:

  Who does the most cooking? - bold of you to assume the heart pirates would let either of them lift a finger when it comes to cooking   Who is the most picky in their food choice? - vera is a pescitarian and law cant have gluten so id say theyre both disasters and hard to cook for especially when youre cooking for both of them at once.......god help sanji while planning the menu for their wedding   Who does the grocery shopping? - see the first answer in this category   How often do they bake desserts? - once vera discovers baking she does not stop. ever.   Are they more of a meat lover or a salad eater? - i mean if you mean like, animal meat then vera is a salad eater but if its like fish then she prefers that...law just doesnt care as long as its gluten free and not anyhting resembling bread   Who is more likely to surprise the other(s) with an anniversary dinner? - they both take cooking lessons from sanji to try and surprise the other but then they both walk into the kitchen intending to cook for the other and they end up cooking together :weary: im weak   Who is more likely to suggest going out? - law likes when life is easy so he’ll never turn down the opportunity to just sit back and wait for someone to serve him food   Who is more likely to burn the house down accidentally while cooking? - l a w if theres one thing he learned from his stupid bird dad its how to set a fire when you dont mean to

Chores:

listen life is easy when youre law cleaning and chores in general just arent an issue

Misc:

  Who takes the longer showers/baths? - vera forgets the side effects of devilfruits sometimes so she’ll run a bath thats slightly too deep and be stuck in the tub for a while.......meanwhile law casually broods in the shower for hours at a time like the emo kid he is   Who takes the dog out for a walk? - vera, she loves running with dogs    How often do they decorate the room/house for the holidays? - law isnt big on holidays but the rest of his crew is and their excitement rubs off on vera so she always drags him into it   What are their goals for the relationship? - overcome their trauma together and help each other grow   Who is most likely to sleep till noon? - LAW the mans sleep schedule is worse than mine   Who plays the most pranks? - vera...shes terrible at it and he can usually see it coming from a mile a way but sometimes he plays along bc every time she laughs its like watching a star being born and how could he pass that up

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law and vera have sanji make the food for their wedding bc as much as law hates giving the strawhats credit for anything he cant deny that he's a damn good cook and while trying to tell him what they need law keeps trying to chime in to remind him that everything needs to be gluten free but sanji totally ignores him every single time until eventually vera says it and FINALLY the dumbass decides to hear it and law remembers why he never asks the strawhats for anything

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Vera: What's all this Germa66 stuff about?

Law, opening his closet to reveal every comic volume laminated and neatly organized: Well--

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hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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im not saying that swapping bodies is kind of a turn on for both of them and that law definitely makes sure vera knows how his devilfruit works so they can switch back easily afterwards but im definitely saying that theyre both weird as hell and thats why theyre perfect for each other

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VeLaw 1 18 from the 50 OTP things. I'd love to know more about your OC. :)

HELL YEAH i love u

1. Who is the early bird/ Who is the night owl?

If there's even the slightest bit of light outside vera is UP and ready to take on the day......but yknow sometimes she tries to get up and law pulls her back into bed for "five more minutes" and how can she resist...

law ofc is the night owl but its more than that the man just. does not fucking sleep....he takes power naps mostly and can really only get to sleep when hes Calm and Not Stressed which is a rarity.....after he meets vera tho he sleeps a lot more normally bc she MAKES him lay down at night at least for a little bit.......their two schedules combine to make one kinda healthy sleep schedule...?

2. Who is the big spoon/ Who is the little spoon?

law is 9 inches taller than her he is definitely the big spoon but that doesnt mean vera doesnt try every so often....he'd rather be the one holding her but what's he gonna do? stop her? no of course not he's not a fool when the lady wants to hold him he lets her hold him damn it

3. Who hogs the cover/ Who loves to cuddle?

law isn't used to sharing a bed with people so in the beginning vera will wake up completely uncovered bc he stole the whole ass blanket but eventually he starts to grow out of that.......eh, mostly

they're both pretty into cuddling (but would law ever admit that? no) but vera is definitely the one who likes it the most.....she's very into physical affection bc of the whole 'living alone for 10 years' thing lmao

4. Who wakes the other one up with kisses?

they both do it, it just depends on whos up first lol...so usually vera but every once in awhile law will wake her up and she's like "wow you're up early" and hes like "nah i just haven't slept yet lol" and she pulls his ass back into bed and makes him sleep and then wakes him up with kisses later

5. Who usually has nightmares?

law its law 100% its like 80% of the reason he can't/doesn't sleep....but whenever he wakes up in a panic vera is always there to comfort him....vera has her nights but it's pretty rare

6. Who would have really deep emotional thoughts at the middle of the night/ Who would have them in the middle of the day?

since law is usually up late into the night he's definitely the '2 am pondering his existance' type but yknow sometimes shit happens and it comes out during the day

vera is more of a daytime crisis kinda person but she's pretty good at keeping that stuff under wraps so it's rare she'll actually like visibly break down

7. Who sweats the small stuff?

it takes a lot to worry vera so i'm gonna go with law on this one even if he tries to hide it the man is a walking ball of Stress

8. Who sleeps in their underwear (or naked)/ Who sleeps in their pajamas?

law usually just sleeps in his boxers or some sweatpants and a hoodie depending on the weather...honestly the man could just pass out in his jeans and probably would if it wasn't so easy for him to just shambles into some new clothes lol

vera lived alone for a very long time so she kinda. got used to sleeping mostly naked which would be fine if she had any sort of shame but she doesn't so law can't let her do that anymore or she'll end up walking around the ship naked in front of all the other guys which isn't great so she's started sleeping in at least a t-shirt

9. Who makes the coffee (or tea)?

law always has a cup of coffee on hand at any given moment so that's usually his thing but in the rare case that he falls asleep before her she's always sure to make a pot for when he wakes up

she's more of a tea person so she takes care of making that since there's not many other members of the crew who drink it

10. Who likes sweet/ Who likes sour?

law hates sour things and is pretty neutral on sweets, he can handle them but if they're TOO sweet he won't touch them

meanwhile vera just. doesn't care salty, sweet, sour, bitter...she'll eat anything really as long as it adheres to her diet

11. Who likes horror movies/ Who likes romance movies?

law is definitely the horror guy and vera is 100% the romance girl...she can watch horror movies but she doesn't really go out of her way to do it yknow

12. Who is smol/ Who is tol?

tol law and smol vera

13. Who is considered the scaredy cat?

neither of them honestly? they're unshaken by most things....or at least that's how they act lmao

14. Who kills the spiders?

law just shambles them out and vera uses her silver to catch and release so neither really kill them

15. Who is scared of the dark?

neither, they're both neutral on it!

16. Who is scared of thunderstorms?

the island vera came from had very nice weather most of the time so she didn't experience many storms in her lifetime so they're a little new to her.....poor thing

17. Who works/ Who stays at home?

they both work! they can't stand staying still...as much as law says he'd like a break when he actually gets that chance he starts getting fidgety if he stays in one place for too long so eventually he ends up making some work for himself anyway

18. Who is a cat person/ Who is a dog person?

i answered this one before! vera likes both but leans towards being a dog person, and law is a cat person!

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JADE’S ALL GROWN UP......the first baby book always makes me cry bc im soft i guess?? more caps under the cut

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vera absolutely loses her shit any time law uses his powers she thinks theyre so damn cool...he says ‘room’ and her pants are already off, mostly because he then proceeds to shambles them off but my point still stands

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dont look at me its 8 am and i havent slept since 8 pm

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as both a doctor and a husband law would definitely be the kind of guy who'd drop everything in his hands and rush to the other side of the ship to check on vera if she so much as breathed a little weird while she was pregnant

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law: how are you able to stay so positive

vera:

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obviously they were the first wedding on the island