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> Hyperfectonia: Escape into the apartment building with the crowd.

Mars and Vekla escape unscathed, because they're literally ponies, but one of the cops notices you, given that you're an anthropomorphic rabbit creature on all fours pretending to be a pony with a severe deformity.

COP: Identification, please. HYPERFECTONIA: acab.

> Hyperfectonia: FRAY.

You reach for the cop's gun, and succeed. The policeman shudders under you as you reach under them and knock it out from the bottom, its barrel down the throat of the policeman attacking you, as they drop the shield in shock. Other policemen begin to surround you, closing in tighter and tighter, with vehicles as large as tanks lining the periphery of your vision.

> Hyperfectonia: DAUNT.

The policemen close around you, various missiles being pointed directly at your head. You're in massive danger, and you don't care. You begin levitating above the police, firing a barrage of bullets onto the ground with the Dutch angle being insane. But that's not all you do.

Your Thief of Mind powers give you the ability to warp the sense of balance of the ponies below you, their faces twisting and contorting as the tanks feel like they dislodge from the ground, with a bearcat entirely dislodging from its tracks. Multiple vehicles lose balance and flip onto their side, some ponies are found upside down. They feel as if gravity itself is the force causing them to fail, they buckle, and multiple get grazed by stray bullets.

You're not being careful, but by a stroke of luck, you avoid killing any cops. They talk amongst themselves, screaming and crying, some with broken legs, lying in pain while wondering what they could have possibly done to anger you, an alien god beyond their comprehension. They take a minute to get up, staring up at a floating bipedal rabbit creature, with all their former duties comprising nothing but riot dispersal and dealing with those following the theories of Pony Mao Zedong.

HYPERFECTONIA: who the fuck is your boss? COP: Princess Razzleberry of Equestria. But... But. Good luck getting a fucking audience with her. HYPERFECTONIA: youre gonna get me a fucking audience, ok. COP: I don't think... I don't think I can guarantee that- HYPERFECTONIA: i deserve one.

You knock the cop further off balance, his legs twisting further.

COP: ffffUCK COP: Fine! Fine! I'll make it happen.

You yell at your teammates.

HYPERFECTONIA: hey yall, come the FUCK out!

> Mars: Don't.

Ok.

> Vekla: Exit building.

You exit the building, and see the absolute onslaught of pony police attempting to control the situation. Hyper gives you a meek little wave.

HYPERFECTONIA: hi vekla!

You look behind you and pretend you don't know what's happening right now.

> Hyperfectonia: Engage police.

HYPERFECTONIA: sorry to have had to cause a scene like that. COP: What do you mean HAD TO? HYPERFECTONIA: there wasnt another way i was gonna, you know, get her to talk to someone as im?ortant as i am. COP: Jesus fucking... god. God save the fucking Princess. OK. Fine. Fine. COP: Just let us go, okay? HYPERFECTONIA: ok.

You gesture at Vekla and Mars, both still pretending to be bystanders and shifted into pony form. The cops look at the two of them and are confused as to how they're implicated in this, believing that they're co-conspirators with some kind of rebellion organization.

> Hyperfectonia: Take a piss.

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Real-Magic Love Spell To Fix A Relationship

Real-Magic Love Spell To Fix A Relationship

A relationship is hard to make but harder to maintain. In today’s time, relationships are becoming more challenging to maintain as compared to few years back. People are becoming more and more impatient and there are constant fights and resentments in relationships. If you are trying very hard to maintain a peaceful and love relation. But despite putting all your effort, nothing is working out then you can use the power of Magic Love spells. Basically what is a love spell? A love spell is a powerful combination of words with a high frequency of energy. These spells can be used to make someone fall in love with you. Or it can be used to remove all the negative thoughts from the mind of your lover. Real-Magic Love Spell To Fix A Relationship

Love Spell To Fix A Relationship

Each and every love spell is bound to affect other person’s mind that you want to fell in love. By the powers of love spells you can easily fix your relationships. When a love spell is chanted for a targeted person. Its energy gets in the subconscious layer of the other person’s mind. Where it creates strong thoughts and emotions of love for that person. So when this spell is used on someone. The other person will be kind of hypnotised in your favour. He/she will not be able to resist your charm and will constantly find a reason to come near you. Suppose a relationship where your other half is never complaining, he/she is always praising you, giving nod to all your wishes, desires and thoughts. You will receive all the love and respect which you have always dreamed of.

Real Love Spell To Fix A Relationship

If you use the love spells on your partner than there will be no fights, no misunderstanding, no argument between you and your partner and no negative energy will come between you both. Follow the ritual and the magic love spell to fix a relationship as given below:

Make a potion by taking a hair or nail of your lover and add it in a bowl full of milk. Now add strawberry powder in it and read this love spell 10 times:

Indisito medicito felco medicro bendo patricia phasmotas pendus kendros nikitiao vendola pensua venjio canstro vencho mendo hencho mestro ki ous tra nios vencho kentru hencha velos bendru chandras incho vectios loveos injrestra pectrosto.

Now take a parchment and chicken feather. Remove the hair/nail from the potion and put it on the parchment. Dip the feather tip into the potion and write this love spell on the parchment:

Veldos expecto filchia pentro pablostro hib kincho hec lio tento inserta nismu enjo velma penja onta ogla pensta locs vie soc heset cho `nicho vekla pelendrias morstriphius maestresto vendo milesto fincho alche tintro veldema hostro licia vechno bu.

Give your lover tea or water to drink. Add 3 drops of this potion into the tea of water and recite these lines 3 times:

Mestromas peltru intrisca voltru penchu kentru holbra kesta oi baisa mois hydrastricso ventru penstro alteru bi sou nata veltu.

As your lover drinks that potion, his/her mind will start getting affected by the power of the potion and immense love will started to get create in his/her heart.

Now give all the potion to a dog or other animal to drink and recite this spell just before that 3 times:

Phasmotas melto vis tia pous mestrocia moa kinju pot rasa tundru pinchu hola saka muku tuntru inju kalka posma tota vu.

As the animal kept drinking the potion all the negative and harmful energies that were coming between you will start to get vanish.

If you follow this ritual and perform the real magic love spell to fix a relationship then all your love life troubles will be vanished like nothing has happened before. You lover will start respecting you and all the problems in your love life will be removed and you will live a wonderful life.

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Tama na kuda mga vekla! Back to work na 😘👏🏽 #2ndtrimester #15weeks 🤰🏼

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[assortedtulips]

> Mars: Perform experiment.

You pull out your phone and show a picture of Hillary Clinton to Vekla.

MARS: wait wait wait, hold on MARS: can you- can you do this? VEKLA: well yeah I MEAN im in the presence of HUMANS so i can transform into a HUMAN VEKLA: gimme a second

> Vekla: Transform.

You transform into something that looks kind of like Hillary Clinton, it's not exact. It's like seeing a shitty wax figure.

JAMS: oh my god its a perfect recreation HYPERFECTONIA: what the fuck are you SAYING?? MARS: hold on hold on hold on

> Mars: Acquire clout.

You get next to Jams and take a selfie, and post it to a nondescript social media site with the caption "me and the bestie".

MARS: thanks jams

[dariarix]

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