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Here’s a silly little one shot crossover I wrote ! It’s also on a03. It’s going to end up having some additional one shots in it mainly dealing with interactions from the Black Bulls & Z fighters.

Fandoms: DBZ & Black Clover

Words 1035

The air was warm, perhaps one of the last warm days before the crispness of the fall air settled across the clover Kingdom. Charmy had spent the day searching for new ingredients near the border of the strong Mana region that divides the Clover and Spade Kingdoms. “Ahhh! This is the best food I have ever made!” Charmy declared while stuffing piles of food into her mouth in rapid succession. 

“MORE MORE!!” She excitedly commanded her sheep cooks.

Meanwhile...

:”Lord Beerus, this is the 5th dimension we have gone to, just because you have a craving for something new! This is an absolute misuse of divine power!” The blue skinned humanoid scolded.  

“ Shut it! I’m telling you, Whis, I smell something delectable!” The purple cat-like individual responded.

“You said that about every other version of earth we went to. I thought we were going to be training. Plus Chi Chi is going to be mad if I’m late picking up Goten again. Last time she said she would kill me!” The pointy haired man sighed.

“Shut up Kakarot” An angry voice spat. 

“ Hmm… Now that you mention it Lord Beerus, I do smell something rather tasty!” Whis sniffed the air. 

The group of Dimension hoppers spotted the source of delectable smells. A small girl was devouring piles of food, with a blonde boy who looked ready to pop. Beerus took the lead as the group approached. 

“ I am Beerus, Lord of Destruction,, Unless you want your planet destroyed, you will relinquish all of your food at once!!” He threatened. 

The small girl stopped mid bite and turned towards the intruders. Charmy released her mana, eyes turning white, a large sheep appeared behind her. “No one touches MY FOOD.” She screamed letting anger consume her. 

“Now Lord Beerus, I’m sure we can be more forthcoming to our tiny child friend with the delectable Cuisine.” Whis smiled at the angry girl in front of him.

“Oh god this is really good, You were right, Lord Beerus!” Goku said excitedly as he took the food off Charmy’s plate, stuffing it into his mouth.

Charmy’s mana instantly dissipated as she turned to goku. “You like my food?!?!” She said excitedly.

“Yes! It’s so good and It’s restoring my energy! Guys it’s like a sensu bean!” Goku announced with a mouth full of food. 

“ JUST WAIT! YOu haven’t seen anything! I’m Charmy Pappitson and I will make you the BEST food you’ve ever had! Sheep Cook: Master Chef!” A large sheep with a mustache and pair of curved horns appeared behind the small girl. “More More!” She continued to summon sheep who instantly started to prepare food.

“Um. Whis, what is this?” Beerus impatiently questioned.

“ It appears the people in this dimension can wield magic. It’s not unlike how we wield Ki, but theirs is derived from the natural mana of this world. How interesting.” Whis replied with wonder.

PIles of food began to appear in front of the group with blinding speed, as the sheep cooks continued to work. 

“Are you should we should-” Beerus stopped mid sentence as whis’s eyes turned to hearts as he ate the first bite of food.

“ This is amazing! No need to try any Lord Beerus, It’s probably poisonous” The angel warned with a chuckle.

“ I’m not going to let you have all of this.” he said, walking over and grabbing a pastry from the ever growing pile of food. The god sniffed the strange looking pastry allowing the smell to invade his senses, “this is the best thing I’ve ever smelled.” he thought as he took a large bite. One bite turned into one pastry, then two, then eight. The lord of destruction couldn’t get enough of the delicacies the child in front of him was producing with amazing speed.

“Vegeta! Come on, you have to try this! I promise you’ll like it, please??!” Goku loudly pleaded to the short man with his arms crossed. 

“ Hmph!” Vegeta stuck his nose in the air as he walked towards the food claiming a pastry as his own. The saiyan soon began to take part in the feed frenzy that was now in full swing.

The group continued to eat for what seemed like hours, before Goku spoke up. “Geeze Charmy This was amazing! I can’t eat another bite” he said while putting his hands on his belly.

Charmy looked at him, releasing her mana once again “ You’re done when I say you’re done.” She said menacingly. 

“Ah ok!!” Goku said as he started to slowly.

“ MORE” Charmy yelled at him.

Goku began to shove food in his mouth faster, matching the pace of the rest of the party. 

“Now that was a feast fit for a God!” Beerus declared. 

“ Yes! Thank you so much, Charmy of the Clover Kingdom.” Whis said graciously, as he turned to beerus giving him a look. 

“ I won't destroy your planet this time.” Beerus said gruffly. 

“ Charmy, What was that power you had? You seem really strong, wanna fight?!?!” Goku questioned. 

“ That’s a child Kakarot, you can’t go to another dimension and assault their children.” Vegeta scolded.

“ Actually I’m 20! I have to save up my energy so I can eat more later, so no fighting for me!!” Charmy said happily.

The travelers looked at her dumb founded. 

“ How can you be 20?? This makes my head hurt!” Goku said, rubbing his head.

Whis’s staff rumbled to life indicating a call was coming. “Oh Hello Bulma!” Whis greeted the image that floated above his staff. The blue haired woman was quickly knocked out of the way to reveal a fuming Chi Chi. 

“ GOKU WHERE ARE YOU? You were supposed to pick Goten up from school. MY POOR BABY--” Whis quickly ended the transmission cutting her off mid sentence.

“ Sounds like we better get you home.” Whis smiled.

“ Yeah, ChiChi seems pretty mad.” Goku rubbed the back of his neck. 

“ Aww! Will you come back soon? I promise to have more delectable goodies soon!” Charmy beamed at them.

“ You better or I’ll dest” Beerus was cut off by Whis.

“ We look forward to it! Thank you for your hospitality.” There was a brief flash and the mysterious travelers were gone.