#vasanti internally: wtf is going on

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I have a headcanon.

So this is before Vasant realizes he's aroace. And in this he's a God and not any avatar.

So basically Vasant (accidentally) oversees the whole Arjuni incident and wonders what's so special about Krishna's leela that made even Arjun, Shiva and Narad to fall for him as women.

So he approaches Krishna with the same request, and the latter is like "Shit you saw it all didn't you?" and Vasant is like "Heheh". After a bit of convincing, Krishna finally gives in (thanks to Vasant's superpower aka puppy eyes) and instructs him to do the same thing he asked Arjun to do.

So after the bath, Vasanti sees Krishna for the first time, and feels..... Absolutely nothing different. Like yeah he's pretty and beautiful, but she doesn't feel the overwhelmingness she saw Arjuni feel, to the point that she passed out twice. She approached Krishna and he took her hand, asking how she's feeling. He could see that she was a bit clueless and nervous, given she forgot her male form completely, but couldn't find any feeling that even remotely resembled the feelings of the other gopis.

"Erm.... The water was cold... I guess."

".....What."

Krishna was a bit astounded, ngl, but then realization hit him and he was like "OHHHH" in his head. He started laughing while Vasanti just stood there, completely oblivious.

After he stopped laughing and put his arm around her. "Oh you silly goose!"

"But... I'm a human?"

Krishna shook his head in laughter, pat her on her shoulder. "Of course you are." He said in a sarcastic tone and nodded.

Vasanti had never been more confused.

Yall can continue the story.