#varky 💙🩵

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[photo of Vark and Vinny in little pirate outfits]

~🫧💫

[Every single bad thing in my life has just be erased by seeing this.]

@cannibals-and-radio @red-velvette-swirl @moth-pimp-val @call-me-vendetta @porcelain-oracle Lookit them💙🩵🦈🦈

Ooc// … absolutely shit at drawing outfits but like… what if I just… *reaching for drawing pad*

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Vox probably curls up in your lap while you pet him like a cat the way a supervillain does when thinking abt evil thoughts

keep slaying

I would love to do that if I was fucking taLLER—

I’ll do that with Vark and Vinnie though~

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[Dino, this may be hell but I’m not letting you have drugs. You don’t wanna disappoint Varky do you?]

nope,I just want drugs 🙌🥺

Don't ask why

-🦕

@flatfuckfridays Come get your child.

I'm not giving them drugs.

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[I wound up naming him Vinny💙🦈🩵]

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Hey Voxxieeee, can I crash at your floor tonight. Someone fucked up the outfits for a show tonight and it got cancelled so I’m bored.

A.K.A. I can’t sleep and it’s too quiet and I wanna cuddle Varky.

— @red-velvette-swirl

‘Course, Vel. I’ll heat up some hot chocolate and grab the big fluffy blankets for ya💜

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father I am about to severly disappoint you...

I wonder how the bees taste

~🫧💫

[VARK IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING YOUR LOCATION.]

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Voxxie, if I were to adopt you another shark what kind would you like it to be?

I want them to get along with Varky, but also want you to like them too.

Don't keep me waiting, babe~

- Val

[LEOPARD SHARK!! They’re sweet when you gain their trust and they’re just silly little guys🦈💙🩵]

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Anyone else wondering what the key to winning Vox's heart is?/hj

1] Vark likes you

2] That’s really it

3] If Vark doesnt like you sorry I don’t like you either /hj /lh

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Hey man, hey dude, hey bro, whats ur fave shark?

[Hammerhead! Though recently leopard sharks have been going up that list quickly as well💙🦈🩵]

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what about... vark musical....

[Oh. My. GOD. YES.]

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Do you have a favorite species of shark?

[Hammerhead, since that’s what my bud Varky is. But I also really like lemon sharks, They’re just sweet lil melons💙⚡️🩵]

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[photo of Vark and Vinny in little suits, with top hat and everything]

Did I hurt myself with the sewing machine while making these? Maybe

3 times, actually

It was worth it though, 100% worth it

These two would have an entire closet made if I had more time on my hands (paws? Eh, who cares)

~ 🫧💫

[This is the best thing I’ve seen ever.]

Do you need any patching up tho?

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I found a shark plushie and immediately thought of you!

[That looks like one of the sharks in our aquarium! I love those lil guys. Legless Varks✨⚡️]

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Good morning Vox! How did you sleep? :3

[Very well, thank you! Varky makes a good pillow💙⚡️🩵]

Hope you all slept just as well, viewers✨⚡️

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Fuck it what does your ideal date night look like?

[Champagne, shitty movie at home, simple cuddles + preferably Varky there the whole time💙⚡️🩵]

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Manifesting Vark appearance in season 2

OOC// You and me both pal

[Agreed. Though if anything happens to my bby I’m going to fucking blow up the pride ring.]