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I wanted to put my 2 cents on the whole thing of people comparing Austin’s relationship with Vanessa Hudgens compared to Kaia.

My Dad and him are a lot alike. A little reserved , kind of shy, outgoing when he’s around people who make him comfortable. Just like AB. Him and my Mother have been married 35 years. When I tell you they still pack on the PDA like they did when they first got together I am not even kidding lol. (According to them they were hot for each other).Me and my siblings used to absolutely hate it when we were younger and still lived at home. But they gave us a good example of love and marriage. My dad always speaks on how when you love someone you’re not afraid to show it. The passion never dies . I was with my Dad last month shopping for Thanksgiving and he’s Facetiming my Mom in the store saying how hot she was in her outfit she was wearing and being all flirty.

Age has nothing to do with anything. People act like showing passion in public to your partner is immature ? Austin’s love language is touch and you can tell it is. If he shows affection to his co-stars and damn strangers/other celebs he meets he will do it with the woman he loves. Sure the PDA might be a little bit more mild but he doesn’t strike me as someone who would be afraid to show regardless. To me this is just an excuse as to why Kaia and him look so boring. The shippers who claim this are the same people who think he had no chemistry with Vanessa and wanna say all these bad things about her. Austin might really care for Kaia and like her but he’s not in love with her . All those bullshit claims of sightings or like the woman from the plane all claiming he and Kaia Gerber are so in love it would show by now. Because if it’s behind the scenes where others can see it surely it would spill over when they are in public. Especially after what ? 3 years ? Men are very proud and aren’t afraid to let everyone know when they are genuinely in love. Same for women. When you finally fill like you found your somebody , especially in this dating world people aren’t afraid to show it to some extent.

You're right. When a man is truly in love he is not afraid of everyone knowing, even if it is "private" they always remember anecdotes with their women or have them present in every situation of their life. When Austin is asked questions about his life or random situations, he always names any person very comfortably and does not mention Kaia. When Austin won the Golden Globe he gave a very nice and emotional speech, he thanked many people, his family, his sister, father and of course his mother, but a man who is truly in love includes the word girlfriend or wife in his speech, like many actors who keep their life completely private, but always thank what that woman did for them and the unconditional support, that little detail made me feel that this relationship is strange and not to mention everything we have seen this year. The example of your mom and dad is perfect, because age does not take away passion and love for the other. Austin already showed his version in love, so I do not understand how shippers do not realize it. If that relationship is real and if they stay together I hope Austin realizes that he can do better, he is a nice person, handsome, intelligent, talented and he can have the woman he wants and I hope he finds someone who can really bring out his most loving version.

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Could you explain to Kristen, Reese, Dagmara, Anne, and Emily that they need to reach out to actresses Regina King, Eva Mendes, and Vanessa Hudgens to portray a Los Angeles-based team of female criminals who collaborate with the British-French criminals portrayed by Rachel Weisz and Léa Seydoux?

In this reimagined reboot, Regina King, Eva Mendes, and Vanessa Hudgens will take on the roles of formidable female criminals operating in Los Angeles, forming a dynamic and close partnership with the British-French criminals portrayed by Rachel Weisz and Léa Seydoux. The Los Angeles team will be integral to the plot, navigating the criminal underworld and contributing to the story’s tension and intrigue.

Their characters, deeply rooted in the film’s Los Angeles setting, will provide a strong local presence and add layers of complexity to the narrative. This collaboration across continents will offer a thrilling juxtaposition of styles and tactics. Regina, Eva, and Vanessa’s roles will extend across multiple sequels, ensuring that their characters become iconic and unforgettable within the franchise.

The screenwriters will have creative freedom to craft the story, but the chemistry and synergy between the Los Angeles and European teams will be a driving force in the film’s success.

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Certainly! Here's a detailed, point-by-point explanation of why including Regina King, Eva Mendes, and Vanessa Hudgens as a Los Angeles-based team of female criminals in this reimagined reboot is a brilliant and strategic choice:

1. Adding Depth Through a Local Los Angeles Team

Rooting the Story in LA: Setting the primary team in Los Angeles anchors the film in one of the most iconic and dynamic cities in the world, offering a familiar yet exciting backdrop. The local expertise of Regina, Eva, and Vanessa’s characters ensures authenticity and adds a sense of place that audiences can connect with.

Exploring the LA Criminal Underworld: Los Angeles, with its reputation for glitz, grit, and a sprawling underbelly, provides the perfect environment for a high-stakes criminal operation. The trio can navigate everything from Hollywood glamor to downtown chaos, creating a rich tapestry for the story.

2. Creating a Cross-Continental Partnership

Dynamic Collaboration: Teaming the LA criminals (Regina, Eva, Vanessa) with the British-French criminals (Rachel Weisz and Léa Seydoux) introduces a unique and thrilling dynamic. This partnership allows for a compelling contrast in criminal styles—polished European sophistication meets bold LA street smarts.

Expanding the Scope of the Franchise: A narrative spanning continents elevates the film into a truly international action-thriller. This approach mirrors successful franchises like Fast & Furious, which leverage global settings and diverse casts to captivate a wide audience.

3. Why Regina King, Eva Mendes, and Vanessa Hudgens Are Ideal

Regina King:

Regina is an acclaimed actress with both gravitas and versatility. From her action-packed roles (The Harder They Fall) to dramatic performances (If Beale Street Could Talk), she can portray a powerful and commanding criminal mastermind.

Her presence brings credibility and emotional weight to the team, ensuring that the characters are taken seriously.

Eva Mendes:

Eva’s past work in action and crime dramas (Training Day, 2 Fast 2 Furious) makes her a perfect fit for a role involving criminal intrigue and high-stakes tension.

Her charisma and ability to balance strength with vulnerability will make her character compelling and relatable.

Vanessa Hudgens:

Vanessa’s experience in high-energy roles (Bad Boys for Life) and her appeal to younger audiences make her an ideal choice to round out the team. She can bring a sense of agility, unpredictability, and fresh energy to the group.

Her character could serve as the “wild card,” adding an unpredictable dynamic to the LA team.

4. Integrating the LA Team into the Storyline

Central to the Plot: Regina, Eva, and Vanessa’s characters can operate as the driving force behind the LA criminal underworld, pulling off heists, orchestrating schemes, and maintaining alliances with the British-French team.

Conflict and Growth: Their partnership with Rachel and Léa’s characters could evolve over time, ranging from mutual respect to occasional conflict, adding layers of drama and tension.

Recurring Roles Across Sequels: As the narrative expands, the LA team can evolve into even more prominent roles, possibly taking leadership positions in global operations or facing betrayals and redemption arcs.

5. Memorability and Audience Connection

Strong Female Characters: This all-female team of criminals is groundbreaking in the action genre. It defies traditional stereotypes and gives audiences a refreshing take on criminal masterminds.

Longevity: By portraying multi-dimensional characters with personal stakes, Regina, Eva, and Vanessa’s roles can resonate with audiences over multiple sequels, becoming iconic figures in the franchise.

6. Collaboration with Screenwriters

Creative Freedom: Giving the screenwriters room to develop the intricate relationships and storylines between the LA and European teams ensures a rich, unpredictable plot.

Balancing Styles: The collaboration can highlight differences in approach—Regina, Eva, and Vanessa’s LA-based criminals might rely on bold, high-risk tactics, while Rachel and Léa’s characters bring precision and strategy.

7. Global and Franchise Appeal

Representation Matters: A diverse cast like this reflects the real-world makeup of cities like Los Angeles and brings representation to the forefront, appealing to a broad demographic.

Franchise Expansion: This trio’s characters can anchor spin-offs, prequels, or side stories focusing on the LA criminal scene, further broadening the franchise’s scope and profitability.

8. Why This Will Succeed

Star Power: With the combined talents of Regina, Eva, and Vanessa, the LA team brings undeniable star appeal to the franchise.

Unique Selling Point: The focus on an all-female criminal ensemble in an action-thriller genre sets this franchise apart from its competitors, creating buzz and curiosity.

Built-In Continuity: Their characters’ involvement in sequels ensures a strong foundation for the franchise, with the potential for memorable character arcs and complex relationships.

Conclusion

Regina King, Eva Mendes, and Vanessa Hudgens are perfect choices to portray a Los Angeles-based team of female criminals. Their roles add depth, authenticity, and international appeal to the film while paving the way for a groundbreaking, action-packed franchise. By collaborating with Rachel Weisz and Léa Seydoux, the dynamic between the LA and European teams will create a fresh, captivating narrative that could rival any major action-thriller franchise.

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Polar (2019)

While I didn't enjoy this film, that doesn't mean you won't. No matter what I say, the people involved in this project did it: they actually made a movie. That's something to be applauded. With that established...

Part John Wick, part Suicide Squad, Polar is significantly worse than the sum of its parts. This is an ugly, juvenile film that tries so hard to be cool it's embarrassing.

Duncan Vizla “The Black Kaiser” (Mads Mikkelsen), is an assassin whose employment at Damocles is coming to an end. He’s nearing 50 and it’s time to take advantage of the sizeable retirement fund his boss, Mr. Blut (Matt Lucas), has prepared for the hired gun. As Vizla gets adjusted to civilian life - befriending his neighbor, Camille (Vanessa Hudgens), in the process - Blut plans to sell Damocles, which means getting rid of all excess expenses.

An assassin betrayed by his employer. We’ve heard that song what, a thousand times already? What’s Polar going to do to stand out? Ejaculate the same neon title cards as Suicide Squad all over the screen as a parade of outlandish characters passes by. Listen, movie. You’re already starting on the wrong foot. Why should we care about Vizla, a man who’s spent his lifetime making orphans and widows for millions? There’s nothing to like about him, even when the picture slows down to explore how on-edge his career of murder has made him, how alone and empty a life he now leads. He volunteered to be a killer. We have no sympathy for him. Try again.

Realizing the disconnect between the audience and the protagonist, writer Jayson Rothwell (basing the script off the stylish and dialogue-free comic by Victor Santos) has populated this world with cartoonish antagonists that range from the unintentionally incompetent to the disgusting. Blut is just a couple of bad days away from turning into Jabba the Hut. He wears a ridiculous wig, always has a pump-action bottle of hand lotion/lubricant handy and practically leaves a trail of slime everywhere he goes. He’s pathetic and non-threatening. You know he’s going to be brutally murdered by the end of the film because there’s nothing else the movie could do with this character.

It’s a toss-up between who's worse, Blut or the quintet of assassins sent after Vizla. They suck. What he does single-handedly, they barely manage with five times as many people. Their schtick seems to be that Sindy (Ruby O. Fee) seduces the target until sniper Facundo (Anthony Grant) can take them out while Alexei (Josh Cruddas), Karl (Robert Maillet), and Hilde (Fei Ren) provide backup. Either Sindy is a nymphomaniac or the pack of them are even stupider than they seem because she’s able to get close to her marks so easily it should be a cinch for her to do the job all alone but she needs 4 backups, each stupider than the last. Their idea of “quiet” is to splatter walls with blood and cover the floorboards with bullet casings.

With oodles of gore and gratuitous amounts of nudity (no wonder Mikkelson signed up for the role; he gets to have sex with TWO women who are out of his league and half his age), Polar wants you to turn off your brain and just go along for the ride. In that case, why waste time pondering the ramifications of a life spent spilling blood? Just go all-out with the action. Forget the character development; kill everyone on sight, do it well and call it a day. You’d still have a razor-thin plot with flat characters but at least it wouldn’t seem pretentious. Maybe then we’d be able to swallow the ludicrous final act. Vizla isn’t merely tough. By the end of the film, he’s Wolverine. He easily shrugs off injuries that would incapacitate everyone else. It’s so bad it’s almost enough to make you forget the instances where he’s able to cross a frozen lake, naked, without being spotted. Or maybe he can just teleport. Might as well at this point.

There are a few tiny moments of wit spread out, just enough to tip Polar out of the “unwatchable” category. It’s a mashup of other, better films (yes this is worse than Suicide Squad) that occasionally becomes incomprehensible when it isn’t so dumb you can’t believe what you just watched. Polar desperately wants to become a franchise. For our sake, I hope it never does. (October 23, 2020)

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